Sunday, January 03, 2016

Picks

I guess Blue is better on picking games than me. Congrats Blue. Have to trust the accountants right?

Plenty of scenarios and story lines heading into this week 17. Let's play I wonder.

I wonder if Peyton was healthy who would start
I wonder if the Chiefs winning streak will go for naught in the divisional round
I wonder if Jim Caldwell, Tom Coughlin and Sean Payton will make it past Monday morning
I wonder if Drew Brees is a Saint next year
I wonder if Johnny Football was catching head in Vegas with a concussion
I wonder why the Jags are 6-10 or worse every fucking year
I wonder if Rex Ryan would give up an eyeball to win today's game vs. the Jets
I wonder what is making Keyshawn Johnson so fat
I wonder why my sons breath always smells like the depths of a cows butthole
I wonder if Blue would consider doing this again next year with $$$$ projections
I wonder if Meiz likes men
I wonder if Adam Schefter sucks dick for breaking news
I wonder if the Texans and Redskins feel bad they are in the playoffs
I wonder if the NFC North winner will last past round 1 after beating the piss out of each other tonight.
I wonder if I'll ever get to these picks.

Jets -3 over BILLS
I thought about taking the Bills here but the Jets have too much to lose. They are the better team. I think they have shaken that whole Jets thing so I'll ride with them. Only thing I'm concerned about is that weather. Jets actually throw the ball well, that's gone now with the 25mph winds and snow.

N.E -9.5 over FINS
Pats usually play out and I'm not afraid of the back door cover. Miami stinks, everyone will be fired Monday.

New O +6 over FALCONS
Both teams done, could be last game for Payton/Brees. Some people don't believe that but it's true. I suck dick for scoops.

Bal +9.5 over BENGALS
Cincy should roll and really need that first round bye. But the way the Ravens played last week instead of tanking for Bosa was impressive. I expect them to come out again fired up to be a pain in the ass for their division foes.

Pitt -11 over BROWNS
Browns have already checked out. Boxes in the locker room, post season surgeries scheduled, this is going to be a beating.

HOU-6 over Jax
Seems like every year people expect a bit more out of Jax but they never quite get there. The Texans have had a weird year. The QB situation early on, the Hard Knocks stuff, Clowney, Watt talk, etc. Credit to Crennel who can still coach and Vrabel will be a HC sooner rather than later. The defense has kept that team afloat while O'Brien tried to figure out how to get production out of the offense.

Ten +4 over COLTS
I think Jeff George is playing QB today for the shoes. I'm out on them. They are finished, the staff is finished, the team needs it to rain meatballs for them to make the playoffs. This is dumb. Is mariotta playing? I don't even care. Give me Mettenburg all day.

Skins +4.5 over COWBOYS
Why do I have to pick this game? This is stupid. Skins will sit starters but the Cowboys can lock up a top 3 pick with a loss. Why would they win? It's dumb to win.

NYG -5 over Phi
Odell is back. He's a beast.

Det -1 over BEARS
This game will be played in cold weather. That's all I got.

CAR -10 over Tb
Lock up home field. Go 15-1. I think despite some starters maybe not seeing the field the Panthers will blow out to get back on track and lock up a home game for a super bowl shot.

Oak +7 over KC
Chiefs are sitting some key people. Woodsons last game, get that man a win. Oakland will be a playoff team next year.

DEN-10 over Sd
Broncos still have some scenarios to play for. Chargers are done, they can't score haven't had any consistency since Kennan Allen went out. Broncos D will light it up today.

Sea +6.5 over AZ

Seahawks trying to get back on track here I think will fight towards the end. Arizona will be playing to win, should be one of the only good games today. AZ shooting for home field throughout (if Car loses).

Stl -3 over SF
Seriously?

Min +3 over GB
You spell redemption ADRIAN PETERSON. With Matthews out and the Packers o struggling all year I like the hungry Vikes. Gonna be a cold one.












75 comments:

tem said...

Is meiz picking out my hat?

Blue said...

No fucking clue what the game plan for the pats offense is today


Try not to win?

Blue said...

Stop running the fucking ball

Blue said...

It's like mcdaniels wants to prove they can win without throwing


The forward pass is legal

El Padrino said...

Pats are brutal today

El Padrino said...

So Jets

El Padrino said...

So so jets

Blue said...

Classic

Blue said...

Man I hate the steelers, mostly just roetjlisberger, but it's gotten to where I can't stand tomlin either

Meiz said...

"I wonder if Jim Caldwell, Tom Coughlin and Sean Payton will make it past Monday morning"


Caldwell will be in Detroit for a while.

Meiz said...

Packers fans want them to tank tonight to go to Washington. Another reason I am not a Packers fan.

tem said...

Lose gets the better game?

Blue said...

Yeah, lose they go on the road against the skins, win and you get the Seahawks

Blue said...

I think Caldwell saved his job with a really strong finish

Meiz said...

"Yeah, lose they go on the road against the skins, win and you get the Seahawks"

Not any more. Win & Vikes.

Blue said...

Well not anymore, anything

El Padrino said...

Lot of road favorites

Keef said...

Not any more. Win & Vikes.


Huh?

Blue said...

if the pack had won last night, they would have gotten the vikings at home again next week, not the seahawks

Blue said...

i think i had a good picks week, like 14-2

Keef said...

if the pack had won last night, they would have gotten the vikings at home again next week, not the seahawks


OIC

Keef said...

tem, we going with this hat? What size?

El Padrino said...

Coughlin out

Blue said...

"tem, we going with this hat? What size?"

seems like an XL

Blue said...

"Coughlin out"

adam gase?

tem said...

yeah XL.

tem said...

giants will be chip kelly

Meiz said...

Chip ain't going to the Giants.

El Padrino said...

Fuck Gase too. Would prefer to keep the offense the same. Promote mcadoo or bring in Tom Clement from gb

El Padrino said...

Or Sean Payton only guy I'd change the offense for

Blue said...

ah, but eli's brother loves gase


that's the only reason I think Gase

Blue said...

honestly, i think gase would be dumb to go there

much rather go to Miami, or Tennessee or Indy

Keef said...

Who cares what cooper thinks?

El Padrino said...

Fucking Cooper

Blue said...

cooper is a great interviewer

El Padrino said...

Wow pagano. Those players busted their ass for him that's why

tem said...

Owner was probably drunk when he offered the extension.

Blue said...

Which players

Blue said...

Josh freeman?

tem said...

Andrew Luck busted more than his ass. He got hurt busting something.

Keef said...

Cleveland Browns have announced the hiring of Paul DePodesta of the New York Mess as the team's chief strategy officer.

Blue said...

fucking mets

Blue said...

how about this for strategy, win more games

Keef said...

strategery

Meiz said...

I am a fan of the Browns hiring.

Blue said...

you would

Blue said...

rumor around denver is that Peyton was going to go there and be the VP of football

Blue said...

but then he'd have to live in cleveland, and that seems unlikely

Blue said...

especially unlikely since they hired a SVP of football

tem said...

Peyton wants nothing to do with Cleveland

This mess guy is in for some culture shock. Cleveland ain't NYC.

tem said...

Wiki says he worked for the Indians in 96. He must have a shitty memory.

tem said...

I don't think anyone ever leaves Cleveland and then willingly goes back.

Keef said...

Lebron?

Blue said...

i learnt in trainwreck that miami and cleveland are the same

El Padrino said...

Depodesta is Jonah Hill in moneyball

Blue said...

aren't we all

tem said...

LeBron didn't willingly go back. The Illuminati pulled those strings.

tem said...

Someone really needs to investigate this shit. He's being blackmailed or something.

Keef said...

Csil had a kid today

tem said...

i saw a license plate with the name TEMJR on it today.

coincidence? I think so.

Meiz said...

"Csil had a kid today"

Welp.

El Padrino said...

Oomph becoming a mom upps the crazy exponentially

Keef said...

She had 1 already. 13 months ago

El Padrino said...

OMG

Blue said...

Irish twins

Keef said...

She wanted to be like jug.

Jugdish said...

She wanted to be like jug.

she has me beat. Mine are 17 months apart. two in diapers...diapers are spendy. I'm looking forward to when my youngest is done with formula in a few months, it'll feel like a raise.

Keef said...

Gotcha, I thought yours were closer. Two in diapers has the be the worse*. I'm annoyed my 2 year old isn't getting the hang of it.

Jugdish said...

sometimes it feels like they are closer. although I'm amazed at what my 2 year old has picked up over the last few months.

Blue said...

i didn't even know jug had kids (s)

Blue said...

congrats

tem said...

13 months isn't Irish twins. Gotta be 12 months or less.

tem said...

2 in diapers here. It isn't too bad. I bet I'll think it's worse once one gets out. Right now I have no frame of reference for how glorious no diapers would be.

Keef said...

I bet I'll think it's worse once one gets out.



Seems like that would be better.

S

Blue said...

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