Sunday, January 10, 2016

NFC Picks

On yesterday's game:


Using JJ Watt as the RB in that situation yesterday was inexcusable and embarrassing.  Fireable offense if you ask me.  This whole building a shrine for JJ Watt who hasn't won a god damn thing except individual awards needs to stop.  I'm sick and tired of hearing about him.  And the Texans coddle it.  Fags.


Bullshit refs in the steelers game the pacman foul should have been offsetting since Porter was on the field running his mouth.  Burfict is a thug.  Everyone knows what that means.  He's lucky he can play football because he would probably be in jail without this beautiful game that he is butchering.  Ruined AJ McCarron's first come from behind playoff win (told you this kid has stones) and ruined Marvin Lewis's career.


Today's games.


Too cold to play this game man.  The medical staff will be busy.


I'll take the veterans over the upstarts.  Seattle.  Two reasons.  To beat Seattle you have to throw the ball down the field.  Impossible in this weather.  Reason two is the experience on this Seattle team.  They will be a handful for Carolina next week and that game I'm predicting to be an instant classic.


Two teams offensively going in the wrong direction but I'm sticking with the best QB.  I think he'll figure out a way to make some plays and I think the Wash secondary is ripe for those plays.  Looking for the disappointing Davante Adams to appear.  Also looking for Dom Capers to confuse the shit out of Kirk Cousins. 


So Seattle, Pack.


Already leaning towards the Pats and Broncos because they are healthy.  Considering Ben/Brown hurt and No Maclin for the Chiefs.


For tomorrow, as a bonus, take Clemson +7.  Alabama won't be able to contain Watson who is an electric college football player.  Only thing that beats Saban is mobile qb's who can throw. 


enjoy



179 comments:

tem said...

I like clemson to win tomorrow too.

El Padrino said...

Man oh man.

El Padrino said...

Stomach punch isn't even the word. I would call out sick tomorrow if I lived in minny

tem said...

Laces out

tem said...

Nobody in min or cin should go to work

Keef said...

Keef OK?


Keef was in a hotel with his family watching the game and dropped a large number of f bombs.

El Padrino said...

Sounds like me

Keef said...

I wanted to drop n bombs on jones and Burfict but kids were in the room

El Padrino said...

Are you kidding my kids know how to spell that word

Keef said...

I don't need a call from my kids preschool saying she said that

Keef said...

I'm ok if they call me and say my kid said fuck

Keef said...

David Bowie dead

tem said...

was he a bengals or Vikings fan?

if so he took the loss hard.

tem said...

aside: i'll get to hear a lot of ground control to major tom references

tem said...

aside: yes I know it is called space oddity

Blue said...

Aside: no idea that's what it was called

Blue said...

I'm in the minority, but I don't think the buried the hit was intentional. Angle changed, and he hit him with his shoulder. Yes he went high and violent, but we are talking milliseconds to react

Blue said...

Buried=burifect

Meiz said...

I'm with Blue on the Burfict thing.

Keef said...

Most any other player, I could see that. Burfict has a history of doing dumb shit like that.

tem said...

I think he went high and violent but wasn't necessarily trying to concuss him. just hit him real hard and hurt him. not necessarily KO him.


but he went high and violent on purpose.

arguably low and violent is worse though because that'll destroy a knee.

Blue said...

while that one was stupid, at least it's understandable. Pac Man Jones, that's unexcusable.

dumbest penalty ever

Keef said...

Agreed. But what's Joey Porter doing out there on the field at that time?

Blue said...

antagonizing the bengals?

Blue said...

marv probably loves Blair Walsh right about now

Blue said...

gives half the country something else to talk about

tem said...

joey porter was out there to draw a 15yd penalty

tem said...

he might have gotten the game ball

tem said...

I like how blair walsh is handling this.

he could totally throw that holder under the bus but he isn't even hinting at that.

he earns 4 TCS points in the next TCS for his handling of his situation.

El Padrino said...

Burfict didn't even have to hit him. He took at least one step. Once brown leaps for that he is defenseless and a penalty will be called if you hit him regardless of where.

Blue said...

does he lose points for crying like a baby at his locker after talking to the media?

Keef said...

your face is defenseless

tem said...

"does he lose points for crying like a baby at his locker after talking to the media?"

yes, he lost 1 point. he had 5 but got cut down to 4.

Blue said...

not true, you can crush dude in the mid section if he's in the air. just can't go to the head

Blue said...

who are these people watching the ncaa title game in 14 different ways

El Padrino said...

Whats the defenseless rule then?

Blue said...

can't be hit in the head/neck area

Blue said...

rule also applies if you're tracking a ball that was intercepted, tipped, etc

Blue said...

oh, also if you lead with the crown of your helmet

which burfict didn't do., hit with his shoulder

Blue said...

burfict suspended for first 3 games next year. he'll appeal, probably have to go to court, and he'll win, just like Brady

tem said...

"|oh, also if you lead with the crown of your helmet"

shazier did and didn't get called. caused pretty big turnover. illegal hit, should have been flagged. led 100% with the crown of his helmet.

Blue said...

Apparently Gio was established as a runner so wasn't defenseless

tem said...

You can never lead with the crown, defenseless receiver or not.

Shazier led with the crown, should have been a penalty.

El Padrino said...

I always lead with the crown

Blue said...

That's a good philosophy

Blue said...

I'm really enjoying pornfun.com.


Fwiw

tem said...

Espn doing what they can to jinx clemson.

Blue said...

I'm sure I'm in the minority, but David Bowie was/is overrated

Blue said...

Screw the xjin

Meiz said...

"I'm sure I'm in the minority, but David Bowie was/is overrated"

Yes, you are wrong.

tem said...

Why hasn't Hardee's come out with commercials where some chicken slits a cows throat and tells you to eat beef?

Fuck these chik fil a cows.

tem said...

Meiz thinks minorities are wrong....racist.

tem said...

Jinx is strong

Blue said...

#nonbowielivesmatter

Blue said...

Maybe cover that guy, maybe

tem said...

Sorry clemson fans. You were fucked when I picked you

tem said...

Former UFC light weight champ getting a sack

tem said...

Light heavy weight

Blue said...

I'll take Clemson to cover

tem said...

Covering 88 must be illegal

tem said...

2 more runs then FG

tem said...

I feel bad for Clemson but heck of a season. That onside kick will be huge news. Saban out Daboed Dabo.

tem said...

Still like them to cover?

tem said...

You probably do

Blue said...

Yep, cover was the play

Blue said...

Does Coker now have two titles in 3 years?

El Padrino said...

Them used to go to bed at like 830.

Aitch said...

"You can never lead with the crown, defenseless receiver or not."

Not illegal against a RB

tem said...

Yes it is.

tem said...

It is always illegal outside the tackle box.

Aitch said...

You might be right

Keef said...

tem knows

Aitch said...

So does Bo

tem said...

They never call it though. Kind of like how every play has holding but they don't call it.

tem said...

But that Shazier hit that caused the fumble was textbook leading with crown.

Jugdish said...

So does Bo


Jones?

/mize

ToddPacker said...

"Yes, you are wrong."

meiz is correct

Keef said...

Does Eddie know that you have feelings for someone else?

Blue said...

as i said, i'm sure I'm in the minority

but just never understood his appeal

tem said...

I too don't get Bowie as a superstar.

But I live a sheltered life.

Blue said...

i'm not the minority now. i'm in the evenority. 50/50

Jugdish said...

I don't have any opinion on bowie either way.

Blue said...

even steven

tem said...

2-2-1

Jugdish said...

Everyone buying powerball tickets?

Keef said...

I haven't but I probably might.

tem said...

I did. I buy often. Probably play 1 ticket twice a month or so. It's fun to pretend what I would do with the money.

Buying the ticket makes the pretending better.

Keef said...

If I win, AHIK*, I will give $10k each to blue, tem, jug, LP, TP, Mize, and Aitch

tem said...

Keef is a saint

ToddPacker said...

"If I win, AHIK*, I will give $10k each to blue, tem, jug, LP, TP, Mize, and Aitch"

jug's niece is giving each LoV member $1,000,000

Blue said...

if I win, which i won't because i'm not buying a ticket, but if I win, you each get $1m

Keef said...

If I win I'll get TP a life size EV doll

Keef said...

Something akin to a Real Doll

Blue said...

If i do win though, we can have an LOV summit and you can all get picked up on my private jet

Meiz said...

"Everyone buying powerball tickets?"

Bought my 10 lines on sunday.

tem said...

That's 20. Meiz doesn't spend 20 on anything.

Blue said...

do hue jackson was the head coach of the raiders, and is going to be the HC of the browns

talk about awful

Jugdish said...

Lawrence Phillips found dead in prison.

Jugdish said...

apparent suicide

Meiz said...

"That's 20. Meiz doesn't spend 20 on anything."

On a shot at hitting for a billy and a half, I do.

Jugdish said...

Doh!

Blue said...

meiz could buy a lot of hats with that money

Blue said...

15 year anniversary of one of meiz's favorite films

gangsta

Aitch said...

Speaking of Summits, are we doing Vegas this year?

Meiz said...

"15 year anniversary of one of meiz's favorite films"

Oh man, I love Julia Stiles

Meiz said...

Tyler needs to be selling his artwork. That Ziggy Stardust is fucking awesome.

El Padrino said...

If I win I'll be dead in 5 years.

Meiz said...

Same. Already have an agreement with a buddy on twitter that we probably won't survive 2016.

tem said...

I just watched the end of 10 things I hate about you. Ms stiles was in that.

Aitch said...

I agree on Stiles

tem said...

Aitch when are you going country?

tem said...

Get a hat and boots and audition for the voice.

tem said...

Country = guitar plus woe

It is a perfect equation for you.

Wadr

Aitch said...

Country = too many twangy bits

tem said...

Just throw 2 fake twang per song and you are golden.

Also get perfect teeth. Country stars now have perfect teeth.

Even jewel had to fix her teeth when she tried country.

Keef said...

I had 10 lines, got 7 numbers right.

Meiz said...

I got 2 fucking numbers. Got a powerball for $4, so I guess I'm playing powerball again on saturday.

Jugdish said...

Even jewel had to fix her teeth when she tried country


apparently jewel is dating clipboard Jesus now

tem said...

Really?

She's a lot older than him isn't she?

Keef said...

8 years older

Aitch said...

I love Jewel

Blue said...

i thought she was married to ty murray

Blue said...

bullrider

Keef said...

she was

Keef said...

He couldn't save her soul, so she went to clipboard jesus

tem said...

she got divorced. he cheated or something.

tem said...

bowie, rickman and ????

Keef said...

Lawrence Phillips

tem said...

I don't think he counts. but if he does good for him. that's some pretty high company for him to be included with.

Keef said...

racist

Jugdish said...

one of my responsibilities at my yob is to validate the aircraft call signs with the flying units on base. This year one of the units informed me they don't use one of their assigned call signs because it could be considered "racially insensitive". Care to take a guess at what it was?

Keef said...

does it have 3 of the same letters?

Jugdish said...

no

Jugdish said...

hint: it was used in Back to the Future

Meiz said...

pinko?

Meiz said...

Wop?

Meiz said...

Spic?

Keef said...

Chip Kelly to the 49ers

El Padrino said...

Kaepernick resurrection

tem said...

marty?

tem said...

I called the Kelly to the niners.

mostly because I called Kelly to all the openings.

so I got one right.

suck it mort.

Jugdish said...

Spook

Blue said...

so much for shanahan getting that gig

maybe he'll get the tampa job

Keef said...

Does your mom know you talk like that, jug?

tem said...

his mom is OK with Jug's office calling her and telling her he said spook at work.

Keef said...

ha

Keef said...

LP's kids know how to spell that word.

Keef said...

They're already smarter than him

tem said...

he can spell it. he is just a bad tpyer

Jugdish said...

Does your mom know you talk like that, jug?


she does not. for the record, I wasn't the one who came up with the call sign. I did have it removed from their list.

Blue said...

You ask for a miracle, I give you the F..B..I


El Padrino said...

Spook is under utilized. Great slur.

Jugdish said...

give it a hashtag and bring it back

tem said...

celine dion is back on the market

Meiz said...

"#Bucs are finalizing a contract with Dirk Koetter to be their head coach"


Who in the fuck? Tem?

Blue said...

he was good at Boise State

Aitch said...

Vegas? Anyone? Bueller?

Meiz said...

Undecided right now. I need to get through February. I'm my poorest in January & February.

Keef said...

he was good at Boise State


He was not good at asu

Keef said...

He's one of those guys who should be a lifetime o-coordinator

Blue said...

or maybe he's a great NFL head coach, we don't know yet

Blue said...

and was just a shitty collitch coach

like the opposite of saban

tem said...

Current o coordinator. Whatever. O wasn't t he problem. Maybe he'll hire a good D guy. Like LP. LP knows the D. He calls all the plays.

tem said...

I don't like him though because Koet doesn't sound like cutt.

Keef said...

good talk

tem said...

where is blue's post with picks?

Meiz said...

Chili cookin'.

Meiz said...

Mort has throat cancer.

Keef said...

Stage 4, not good

Blue said...

Actually stage IV

Meiz said...

Snob.

Keef said...

Mort reported it so there's a 50% chance it's not accurate

Keef said...

Just started P90X again today after I hit hello 215 lbs

Meiz said...

Jesus, fatso. I'm sub-220.

Keef said...

Cutting night hours a little helps with that

Meiz said...

Less hours at the Depot?

Keef said...

Yeah I don't work Friday nights anymore and I take off most Monday nights. Plan is to be done this summer when bgas1 starts kindergarten and we don't have that daycare bill anymore

El Padrino said...

my picks are up

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