Saturday, December 12, 2015

Picks

First my Xmas list.

Still need that taser.
Seriously need some sport socks, think the Korean lady is jacking them
Need like an active coat. Like a ski jacket or something
Kristaps Porzingis jersey
Would love 95 air max's og - neon yella, grey, black
Also would love Jordans, the oreo 5's
Need a sturdy 4 man person tent. Top of the line. Coleman?
Personal speakers for the desk at work or a mini dock for an I-pod (2nd generation)
CTshirts.com - 8 of them blues and whites
A mess of Bourbon, Makers 46, Hudson Baby Bourbon, Woodford Reserve and Russells Reserve single barrel
a case of J.Lohr Cab
Need a Rangers tshirt
hot glue gun
a real samurai sword
12" non stick frying pan, high end
Ninja food processor
Silicone baking sheets (Silkpat)
Cole Haan Pinch Penny Loafer and Cap Toe Oxford

Life talk

my wife wraps most of my kids gifts from santa, is she fucking retarded?
My oven is giving me problems, add that to the xmas list
Trump is walling son
Just made myself a triple decker grilled cheese with bacon......not feeling so well
I guess I will never see my abs again
Wanna grow a beard but everyone has one
and my wife wont touch me when I have it
so forget it
Need a vacation
or a blow job

PICKS

Buf +1 over Philly
Philly's ridiculous win was ridiculous. If they played the Pats 100 times that would be their only win. McCoy is going to shred that defense.

san fran +2 over BROWNS
Gabbert > Manziel - say what

Det -3 over ST LOO
Everyone knows the Rams are a one-dimensional on offense. Easy to stop. I would fire Fisher, 4 years is enough. Never had a wining record. USC should have considered him before locking into whoever that guy is (Clay?)

TAMPA -4.5 over Saints
Winston! Told you that boy can play. Him and Mariota. Both can play. Winston's awareness for his age is ahead of where I thought it would be. They are stacked with weapons too.

Titans +7 over NYJ
Because the Jets never cover. And Mariota is special.

Steelers +2.5 over BENGALS
Pittsburgh is pretty much in must win mode, the Bengals have not played a serious game in at least 2 weeks. Not sure they remember what it's like to get punched in the face. Steelers offense is what they call.. High Powered.

Indy over Jax
Don't care who throws Pagano will figure out how to stop Bortles.

KC -11.5 over Chargers
huge line but worth it. Rivers is wearing down, Chiefs are rolling towards playoffs

BEARS -3.5 over Skins
::blank stare::

CAR -7.5 over Atl
MVP MVP MVP - Matt Ryan is having a shitty year. Does he still get to be called Matty Ice?

Sea -13 over BAL
Seahawks are rolling towards the playoffs and Russ is playing out of his mind. Nothing Baltimore can do. Especially with the QB situation.

Oak +6.5 over DEN
Think off a crushing loss I like Denver but I just have a feeling the Oak defense will give Brock some fits to keep it close enough.....

GB -7.5 over Dal

Would consider giving 10-12 points. So I'm happy with 7.5

Pats -3.5 over HOU
Can't see the Pats losing three in a row. Can't

Giants over FINS

Ugly.





89 comments:

Meiz said...

"Need like an active coat. Like a ski jacket or something"

Sign up for the Dick's newsletter. They have pop up sales all the time. I got a $160 Columbia for $50 last winter.

Meiz said...

"Need a sturdy 4 man person tent. Top of the line. Coleman?"

Coleman's pretty good, but there are better. I just got a Coleman 2 man pop-up for $40. Regular price was $100. Amazon Christmas deal.

Meiz said...

"12" non stick frying pan, high end"

You want cast iron, not non-stick.

tem said...

What's wrong with wrapping Santa gifts?

Meiz said...

I think he means she says they're mostly from Santa.

Blue said...

My wife grew up with gifts from Santa coming unwrapped and put together. Santa always wrapped my gifts, so who knows who is right

tem said...

And wtf you need a glue gun for?

Blue said...

Why do you still only have an iPod?

Keef said...

J Lohr cab is delicious

Keef said...

My oven is giving me problems, add that to the xmas list


Still don't get this. You rent an apartment.

Meiz said...

"Still don't get this. You rent an apartment."

But has to make his own repairs, iirc.

Meiz said...

Greatest city in the world!

Meiz said...

"My wife grew up with gifts from Santa coming unwrapped and put together. Santa always wrapped my gifts, so who knows who is right"

I think it's about what comes from Santa & what comes from Mom & Dad. That's become a thing.

Like, why does Santa get the rotten kid 2 houses over an XBox & 5 games, but I get a coat, socks, & undies from Santa?

Meiz said...

"Why do you still only have an iPod?"

I have an iPod. It's my rock.

Blue said...

Real humans use spotify

Meiz said...

My phone is old. Trying to figure out how to afford a new plan of my own.

El Padrino said...

I have a cast iron

If I buy the oven I take it with me when I leave.

Glue gun. Furniture repair.

Santa gifts should be unwrapped. He pulls it from his bag. The elves made it. No wrapping paper in the north pole

El Padrino said...

IPod because I refuse to buy an iPhone

Blue said...

Refusal is for the meek

Meiz said...

"IPod because I refuse to buy an iPhone"

Atta boy. Don't fall into the AppleTrap.

tem said...

Elves can make an Xbox but can't make wrapping paper? Gtfoh

Blue said...

Every Santa movie I've seen the presents are wrapped

Blue said...

Made a buffaro chicken potato casserole tonight, was scrumptious

Blue said...

Who takes their oven with them when they move? Who are you Mario Battali?

tem said...

Good try Warriors

Blue said...

Anytime I see OJ Mayo, I think of the movie "get hard"

tem said...

My UFC picks were perfect tonight.

So umm yeah apocalypse?

Blue said...

Haha dalton is a pussy

El Padrino said...

Colts coaches gotta go

Blue said...

Osweiler sucks donkey balls

Blue said...

Jags dropping 1/2 a hundred has to hurt

Blue said...

Fucking NFL

El Padrino said...

Sam Bradfords hair is retarded like his face.

El Padrino said...

Picks are horrendous. What a shitshow the NFL is outside of Carolina and Arizona

Meiz said...

Don't forget the Pats.

Blue said...

Pats are no lock

Blue said...

Can't believe hoyer is an NFL QB

Blue said...

Carrie underwood seems like she's be fun to be friends with

Meiz said...

"Carrie underwood seems like she's be fun to be friends with"

Sure, let's go with that.

Blue said...

Is there any more sure thing than gostowski

Keef said...

Someone should get LP a Texas Rangers shirt

Aitch said...

"Is there any more sure thing than gostowski"

Death, taxes, and Keith being an ass

Keef said...

and H being annoying

tem said...

"Is there any more sure thing than gostowski"

beth

tem said...

"Carrie underwood seems like she's be fun to be friends with"

she is a saint

Aitch said...

I'm a big fan of Carrie Underwood

El Padrino said...

Said everyone

El Padrino said...

Which of you fags are going to star wars

Meiz said...

Opening night? Not it.

Although I'm off work. Lemme look.

Keef said...

Fucking awful. Shit needs to go away

Aitch said...

I'm going to a premiere on Thursday

Keef said...

nerd

Blue said...

i'll go see it, but not this weekend,

Jugdish said...

same

Keef said...

nerd

Keef said...

nerd

Blue said...

keith is so cool

Keef said...

If not watching star wars is cool, consider me miles davis

Blue said...

miles davis is dead

Jugdish said...

That's not cool.

Blue said...

Cross him off then

El Padrino said...

With keef on this. Nerdss

Blue said...

nerds are standing in line to see it right now



normal people who enjoy cinema don't have to be nerds

Blue said...

cinematic aficionados

El Padrino said...

Yeah cinnabons are good

El Padrino said...

Fucking minibar

I had that idea 10 years ago

Blue said...

it's no footlong mozz

tem said...

Going Thursday

tem said...

I boat tickets. Reserved seats. 9 bucks. No need to wait in line for tickets.

Blue said...

Until some nerd is sitting in your seats

Blue said...

I'm drinking good whisky and watching the debate, republicans are better than watching stand up comedy

Meiz said...

Me & Jake won bar trivia as a 2 man team tonight. BEAST.

Keef said...

I picture Mize as the worst winner ever

ToddPacker said...

Bo Ryan retiring. Gonna miss watching that guy coach.

Meiz said...

"I picture Mize as the worst winner ever"

Among my friends, yes. People I don't know, no.

2nd place team tonight started talking that yak. Shit, it was me & Jake against 5.
Them motherfuckers lost.

Meiz said...

Bo Ryan is not retiring, he's quitting.

tem said...

Cheating at trivia is easy

Keef said...

Wasn't Bo retiring at the end of the season anyway?

Jugdish said...

I had that idea 10 years ago

Lp reminds me of kramer

Jugdish said...

Cheating at trivia is easy


mize was faster on the google machine

El Padrino said...

What kind of whiskey blue

Jugdish said...

Lp ----------------------------------------->

Jugdish said...

What kind of whiskey blue


Canadian Mist

/blue

Jugdish said...

they sell this stuff at the BX.

Keef said...

Fucking Cincy. Frazier traded to ChiSox. Motherfucker.

Jugdish said...

suite

Jugdish said...

I'm looking for another yob. Is "fantasy football commissioner" a good resume bullet?

Keef said...

Maybe if you're looking for a job as a commissioner.

Blue said...

new crap up

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