Saturday, December 19, 2015

Picks

Jets -3 over DAL
Something keeps telling me Dallas is going to win because the Jets need to win. But common sense says there is no way Dallas is going to be able to move the ball enough to win.

MIN -5.5 over Bears
The Bears are not very good, nobody thought they would have the amount of wins they have so it's over. Party over you proved your point, no go quietly into the off-season there are teams that actually need these wins.

JAX -3 over Atl

ooopph. 5-0 to being the underdog vs. the Jaguars. Yikes.

Hou +1 over IND
Just add these two teams to the NFC East

Car -4 over NYG
Cam is gonna destroy the Giants defense. Worse defense I've ever seen the Giants have.

Ten +14 over PATS

Why not.

Buf -2 over WASH
Vegas is sneaky.

Kay Cee -7 over BAL
Don't worry the Chiefs WILL lose soon. Round 1.

SEA -15 over Browns
The way Seattle has been playing I would be ok laying 21

OAK +3 over Green Bay
Love home dogs. Especially a cocky young home dog.

Den +7.5 over STEEL CITY
That's a lot of points to give to a defense that travels. Osweiller will put up points, the Stillirs are terrible in pass defense.

Mia +1.5 over SD
The real interview for Dan Campbell, can he keep the team motivated when all hope is lost. On the road, long trip. Short week.

Cincy -5.5 over SF
Plenty of weapons for two time national champ AJ McCarron.

az -3.5 over PHILLY
19-3 when Palmer is the QB - cool stat

NO -3 over Lions
Wow another Monday night banger.

65 comments:

Meiz said...

FUCK, I just spent $14 I didn't need to spend.

FUCK.

El Padrino said...

$14?

Whats the big deal. $14 is nothing

Meiz said...

I actually paid for music.

Meiz said...

Also, $14 is a hamburger for you. I can eat lunch for a week on $14.

Aitch said...

Do you need us to raise $14 for you, Andy?

Aitch said...

I would definitely do another LOV Vegas trip

Meiz said...

"Do you need us to raise $14 for you, Andy?"

No, but if you're gonna volunteer, I'll take the reimbursement.

Meiz said...

"I would definitely do another LOV Vegas trip"

Man, yes. I want to be shit heads together again before I die.

Aitch said...

I have the next 9 days off. I'm dying to take a random road trip.

Meiz said...

We could have hit it this weekend. I'm on day 3 of the 5 day weekend.

Aitch said...

I didn't know I'd have the time off until today

Meiz said...

Well yeah, we'd need to plan it out months in advance.

tem said...

At least days

Keef said...

Oh man I hope Beckham gets suspended for this week. #fantasyreasons

Blue said...

Should have been tossed, I would have probably won this last week if he'd have been tossed, but now, I'm a loser and out of the money because of stupid shady McCoy and his pussy knee

Keef said...

I had Emmanuel sanders, James White, and Bilal Powell on the bench and Javorius Allen in my flex spot and still won to get to the championship game

Jugdish said...

I saw star wars this morning. I enjoyed it.

Jugdish said...

I'm out of my fantasy playoffs as well, my whole team sucked this week. I rode the Blake Bortles train as long as I could.

Keef said...

Stop me if you've heard this one before. Justin Blackmon arrested for DUI again.

Jugdish said...

Its more of a story if he isn't getting arrested for a DUI.

Jugdish said...

This is keef anytime someone mentions star wars

Keef said...

Fucking Star Wars

Meiz said...

I'm going to lose to a guy who got -.5 out of Mariota.

Keef said...

no bueno

Meiz said...

I need 30 each out of Showtime & Theo. I'm cooked.

tem said...

Keef got fantasy advise from me and it put him in the title game.

Keef said...

Not really. The one you said was #1 actually scored the most

El Padrino said...

Liquid lunch. Tired of this grind.

El Padrino said...

Irish pubs are the best.

Keef said...

I'm working from home today and tomorrow, then I have the next 11 days off

Jugdish said...

I'm working from home today and tomorrow, then I have the next 11 days off

Keef said...

I wish Haeli Wey was my teacher in hike school

El Padrino said...

I'm fat

Meiz said...

same.

Meiz said...

Fucking Lids out-of-stocked me on the Packers hat I got for my old man. Bullshit.

Keef said...

They did that to me on a Bears sweatshirt I got cmk

Meiz said...

Old man was gonna be swagged out with this Mitchell & Ness Bart Starr jersey & throwback fitted.

Meiz said...

One of our salespeople who goes direct to me on all her issues has allegedly gotten me something dope for Christmas. She told me not to open it at work.

El Padrino said...

It's a dildo

Meiz said...

fingers crossed.

tem said...

Got fantasy advise....made title game. Facts. Next.

Aitch said...

"I'm working from home today and tomorrow, then I have the next 11 days off"

You should go see Star Wars.

Keef said...

I'd probably rather play with mize's dildo

tem said...

This sentence stops me from caring one iota about Miss Universe

Perez Hilton is a judge.

I couldn't care less about it anymore.

Jugdish said...

I'd probably rather play with mize's dildo


another reason for the summit

Keef said...

WHIVSIV

tem said...

You have HIV?

Keef said...

your mother

Meiz said...

I think I'm dying. Going to work tomorrow anyway, because I don't want to give shit head a reason to write me up.

Keef said...

so dramatic

Meiz said...

So real. Boss's boss has been looking to get rid of me since March.

El Padrino said...

Think he meant the dying part

Meiz said...

DYING. No strength, shakes, cold sweats. Woke up at 2:00 this afternoon. Sick as a dog.

tem said...

HIV

tem said...

Why would boss's boss want to get rid of the only competent employee?

Meiz said...

He thinks I'm a rogue. I am.

Meiz said...

"@themeiz: @preppiecurler I have to be there Thursday, anyway."

"@preppiecurler" @themeiz it's good to know someone competent will be there."



Suck it.

El Padrino said...

Go to the Dr.

tem said...

I said you were competent

Meiz said...

"Go to the Dr."

Nah.

El Padrino said...

Then stfu

Drown it. Whiskey or Bourbon

Meiz said...

Drowning it with vodka & OJ.

tem said...

Is meiz beth?

Blue said...

"Woke up at 2:00 this afternoon"

there's your problem

Blue said...

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