Sunday, November 29, 2015

picks

Oak -1 over TITANS
Just think Oakland is better.  Throw out the 1pm thing for now.  Going to Minny Soda was a rough one but the Vikings are good.  The Titans aren't any good.  Amari Cooper with a ya huge day.


Buf +5 over KC
The Chiefs at home are tough to go against, especially when they are playing well but Baffalo is a time that can put that crowd on their shoulder like a chip and surprise some people.  I like the Bills in an upset to win. 


INDY -3 over Tampa
Tampa has been surprising but I think the Colts may have found something finally.  What division is worse?  AFC South or NFC East?


Giants -2 over WASH
Skins can jump back in the race with a win here.  Lol.  But the Culliver injury on Thanksgiving has to sting the nostrils.  Imagine how it's Thanksgiving, can't wait to eat grammas yams and pies OH GOD I TORE MY KNEE APART!  Man that sucks.  Plus ELI >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Cousins and you all know this.


Saints +3 over TEXANS
Can honestly see the Texans winning but and it's a minor but, the fact that this is indoors on turf.....close to home (short flight) I think the Saints have a shot here.  Typically the Saints on the road west of the Mississippi on grass are just awful but the elements here favor them and they are better, not sure what Romeo Crennel was able to use to motivate that defense but they are playing a lot better.  Real test today. 


Minny +2.5 over FALCONS
Vikes bounce back, watched Green Bay shit the bed on Thursday helps motivate this team to rise up.  Falcons are trending downward.


St. Louis +9 over CINCY
9?  With Gurley and Aaron Donald on the other side?  This line is blasphemy.


JAX -4.5 over San Diego
Hello OVER46.5!  IF the Chargers can find a WR to dress that can actually play.  Poor Rivers.


NYJ -4 over Miami
I'm a -6 on the confident scale about this pick.  But I can't take Tannyhill in this spot.  Desperate team at home looking at today's game to spring them forward down the stretch. 


Az -9 over SF
Man what a mess left behind by poor management of this franchise.  You think Bill Parcells was easy to get along with?  You think Bob Ross didn't treat his production crew like shit?  I SAID YOU SHOOT THE PRETTY LITTLE TREES UNTIL YOU CAN'T STAND NO MORE SHITBAG!  Successful people are typically assholes.  It's ok, part of life.  Deal with it and shine the gold.  The hedgehog ain't a head coach man.  Cmon.  Shameful what happened in the bay.


Steelers +3.5 over HAWKS
Inconsistent defense/secondary facing a high powered offense.  What's the worst that can happen?  By the way when they are good they are called legion of boom, what about when they are bad? 


New England -2.5 over DEN
Would like to see Denver here knock them off just to hear a week's worth of sportstalk about manning / osweiller controversy but I don't see it.  It will be Brandon LaFell or Brandon Bolden or some jerk we never heard of.  It's the system guys, not the players.


BROWNS -3 over Ravens
No one cares. 





89 comments:

Meiz said...

I'm never drafting a glory boy tight end again. First & last time.

Aitch said...

Graham?

Meiz said...

Yep.

Keef said...

Goddamnit Gronk

Keef said...

THe good news is I can pick up Gates, Julius Thomas, or Scott chandler

Blue said...

H's grapes are a little sour tonight

Blue said...

Pats fans are the worst sore losers. Just admit you lost and Brock is better than Brady in every way

Keef said...

Blaming the refs is great

Blue said...

yeah, the refs gave up 179 yards rushing, and the refs were the ones who let DT and emmanual sanders get open deep, and the refs dropped the punt in the 4th quarter, and the refs made the pats keep throwing incompletions instead of running time off the clock when they were up 4 with about 2:40 remaining in the game.

maybe gronk shouldn't have come out and said "I'm not changing how I play, if I get offensive PI, not my problem" like he's admitting that he commits PI on pretty much every out route.

Keef said...

good talk

Meiz said...

Fucking work, man.

El Padrino said...

What's with the all black Wizard of Oz thing

tem said...

anybody know anything about the Microsoft band 2?

Meiz said...

"What's with the all black Wizard of Oz thing"

Never heard of The Wiz?

Meiz said...

"anybody know anything about the Microsoft band 2?"

Never heard of it

Meiz said...

"anybody know anything about the Microsoft band 2?"

Oh god, it's one of THOSE?

Keef said...

Fitbit?

Aitch said...

"Fitbit?"

Along the same lines

Blue said...

You know those things don't actually help you lose weight

El Padrino said...

I took 8765 steps today.

Your still fat

El Padrino said...

We need a Brutus and Timmy

Blue said...

Timmy could be wearing khakis now

Jugdish said...

I have a fitbit, its one of the cheaper ones. I like it enough.

Jugdish said...

I need to pick up another QB...alex smith or osweiller?

I didn't get the word on Bradford being out until it was too late...beat the guy with no QB.

Jugdish said...

thanks to cj Anderson's last TD.

Keef said...

bitchscream moment?

Jugdish said...

possibly...if I was watching at the time.

Jugdish said...

also if that win didn't take me to 4-7.

El Padrino said...

Fantasy football sucks

Keef said...

It's ok this year.


Jinx

Blue said...

i'm in decent shape, had a slump mid-season, but i'm in the 5 spot with 2 weeks to play, and need to win one of my last 2 games to move into the 4 spot and get in the playoffs.



been a better year for me this year for sure...i think i finished dead last last year

Keef said...

Goddamn thermostat has been out since Saturday night here, so no heat. Normally not an issue, but it was 30° last night. Electrician came out this morning and the breaker by the AC was all blown out, so he fixed that. Still not working, and he says it's something in the AC that 'sploded the breaker. Now waiting on the home warranty company to get an HVAC person out today, they keep sending me companies that can't come out today. Now the lady at the warranty place says that they don't offer same day guarantee, that it's 24 hours. I told her I set this up yesterday morning. She's trying to tell me that the electrician came out within 24 hours, and now they have another 24 hours because it's a new issue. Told her it's not a new issue, and Laquisha didn't understand that the issue is the thermostat being out, and whether it was because of the electrical or the AC, it's still out and not working yet. Fucking Laquisha.

Keef said...

Dwight Howard on Kobe Bryant: "Kobe is one of the greatest ever to play the game, he had an amazing career and it all comes to an end for all of us. Someone we all grew up watching and grow from the Afro to the changing of the number to all that stuff, 81 points. He's had a very good career. He paid the way for so many players coming out of high school.



Wow, he paid the way for so many players? That was nice of him.

Jugdish said...

I think it was like $5 a head.

Jugdish said...

price to the red sox for a lot of money.

Jugdish said...

7 years/217 million

Keef said...

Can't wait for that regret to start in 2 years.

Aitch said...

That qualifies as a lot of money

Aitch said...

Good thing Ortiz is retiring after this season, since they hate each other.

El Padrino said...

Fucking HVAC

El Padrino said...

Disbelief these deals are still being handed out. Especially for pitchers

El Padrino said...

Disbelief these deals are still being handed out. Especially for pitchers

Blue said...

damn, thought the rockies would get price

Meiz said...

"Disbelief these deals are still being handed out. Especially for pitchers"

Same.

tem said...

I'm surprised Price didn't go to the Pirates.

tem said...

Pitchers owe everything to their agents. Those guys created this market.

Aside I think I'd rather pay Price 50mil a year on a 3 year deal than lock him up for that long.

El Padrino said...

Agreed. Or front load it. So that you are actually paying for the prime years and when they breakdown after year 3 you aren't hurt by the dead cash

Keef said...

Thanks for splaining front load

El Padrino said...

Classic El pad

El Padrino said...

Kirby!

El Padrino said...

Every time they cut to him during the game I think of that dumb Kirby cartoon from Nintendo?

El Padrino said...

Austin Davis lol

Aitch said...

I'm hoping he pitches well for the first 3 years, opts out, and the Sox don't re-sign him. That would be the ideal scenario.

El Padrino said...

Dream On

Aerosmith

Keef said...

Girl who works at the front desk of our kids' preschool also works at Dunkin on the weekend. Cmk emailed me this morning and said that the girl said she's in charge of the bulletin board there and she put me as the customer of the month for December, and I can go in every day and get a free medium iced or hot coffee. #winning

Blue said...

Preschool girl wants some kev

Keef said...

Can you blame her?

Meiz said...

Line up that three-way, Kev.

Keef said...

I'd rather just have the free coffee

Blue said...

active shooter in San Bernadino

pray for me


and tyler i guess

El Padrino said...

Dunkin donut coffee is trash.

The dark roast is barely passable

Keef said...

I love iced coffee. Loaded with sugar, cream, and caramel

Blue said...

you would

Blue said...

so brady wants to protect wide receivers legs. so you can't hit them high, you can't hit them low...guess you can't tackle them at all...seems fair


fucking moron

Blue said...

hey tom, go back to playing rough touch fag

Blue said...

man, he's a crybaby

Blue said...

gronk is my boy

Blue said...

what does ron burgundy have to say about it?

Blue said...

last one

Meiz said...

I think Tom's trolling a lot of the time. It gets people riled up.

Blue said...

i think you give him too much credit

tem said...

Wait, you'd rather have coffee than a 3 way? Is the teacher fugly?

tem said...

And anyone with a brain knew that eventually all this cracking down on DBS going high was going to end with them learning to go low and end up taking out knees.

Meiz said...

A good troll gets you to believe what he's saying.

Meiz said...

"And anyone with a brain knew that eventually all this cracking down on DBS going high was going to end with them learning to go low and end up taking out knees."

I pretty much hate the NFL tackling rules, outside of spearing & horsecollaring.

Blue said...

pretty much

Blue said...

i don't think brady is smart enough to troll

Keef said...

Wait, you'd rather have coffee than a 3 way? Is the teacher fugly?


Yes. And maybe not fug, but not cute

Meiz said...

You'd have a story to tell your grandkids

tem said...

He'll just tell the story anyway.

Aitch said...

"He'll just tell the story anyway"

That's Meiz

Aitch said...

"'Shooting at my work. People shot,' she wrote. 'Pray for us. I am locked in an office.'"

I'm a terrible person, because the "pray for us" made me think of you guys and chuckle.

tem said...

Haven't followed this one....disgruntled etx worker? Crazy person? Anti America person?

Jugdish said...

I don't know they have a clear motive yet. Syed Rizwan Farook and Tashfeen Malik were the couple that did the shooting. I was away from any news yesterday so I didn't know anything had happened until this morning when I saw gun control posts on Facebook. On that note, California has some of the tougher gun laws.

Jugdish said...

Farook was born and raised in the US, recently traveled to Saudi Arabia, and apparently their apartment or house was filled with various types of IEDs.

Jugdish said...

I recently acquired one of these for my desk at work. I like it a lot.

Blue said...

at my last company there were a couple of guys who had those

seemed inconvenient

El Padrino said...

Isis rogues

Blue said...

new picks is up

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