Saturday, November 14, 2015

Picks

Det +12 over GREEN BAY
Just too many points




Dal +1 over TB
Dallas's D has been losing these games not shitty back up QB's.




Car -4 over TITANS
Tennessee had the mojo last weekend.  Carolina don't need mojo.




STL -7.5 over Bears
Chicago hangs around but the Rams defense is scary and I bet they like their reputation.




SKINS @ pick em over Saints
I got nothing here.


Miami +7.5 over PHI
Like Lamar Miller being the offense for Miami, Bradford still doesn't look comfortable in this offense


PIT -5.5 over Browns
Don't matter if Big Ben out, Steelers D is playing really well and ranked in top ten.


Jax +4 over BAL
The Jags can spin the rock.  Baltimore's secondary is Jarlsberg.


OAK -2.5 over Vikes
Great game.  Two young up and coming squads.  Like the home team in evenly matched teams when it involves a time zone or two.


NYG +9 over Pats
Either the Gmen find a pass rush with smoke and mirrors or this is a rout.  My heart says they stay close.


DENVER -4.5 over Chiefs
Peyton rebounds, KC is all but done


AZ +2.5 over Hawks
Did Seattle get a new offensive line during the bye?  If not Arizona is better.


Hou +12.5 over BENGALS
Each win will be by less and less.  Winning =  Pressure...... Houston stinks but this is a mess of points.  Hoyer stable and I bet they fixed a thing or two on the defensive side.









90 comments:

Meiz said...

One of my friends died today. Korbel will be flowing like the Danube tonight.

Blue said...

Were they in Paris?

tem said...

Too soon

Aitch said...

Sorry for your loss, Meiz.

Aitch said...

Ronda Rousey got knocked the fuck out.

El Padrino said...

Bout time. Sick of that skank

Blue said...

Broncos getting massacred like they are at an Eagles of death metal concert


Aitch said...

Wow, dude...

Blue said...

H is all holier then now

Aitch said...

Not really. It was amusing

Aitch said...

I really thought we were gonna see a repeat of Cal/Stanford on that final play of the Giants/Pats game.

Blue said...

One good thing from the Paris attacks, they had to cancel the live u2 show on HBO

El Padrino said...

Whats blues deal

Keef said...

good question

tem said...

So meiz was yelling during the moment of silence at the Packers game?

Keef said...

what a jerk

Blue said...

my deal?

if we stopped making jokes, the terrorists have won

and I don't let them win

Blue said...

i'm sure EP was the guy who didn't laugh at the jokes about the NASA explosion when he was a kid..


Need Another Seven Astronauts

Feed the dogs, i'll feed the fish

Etc

Blue said...

WADR to jug, those were just examples of jokes kids told back in the day

Keef said...

They served coke on the challenger because they couldn't get 7-up

Keef said...

They could tell the astronauts had dandruff because there was head and shoulders all over

Blue said...

Keith knows

Keef said...

Does jug work for nasa now?

Blue said...

he used to, right

or a contractor for nasa

Blue said...

i don't think anybody works for nasa anymore

Meiz said...

Jesus, yesterday was a BLAST.

Meiz said...

Best $30 I've spent in a loooooong time.

tem said...

Days like that everywhere

Blue said...

not going across the street for a day like that

Keef said...

jajajaja

Meiz said...

"Days like that everywhere"

Probably

Meiz said...

"jajajaja"

You're Mexican.

Blue said...

can't he be spanish?

Keef said...

You're Mexican.


Is there a problem Mr. Trump?

El Padrino said...

Never heard those NASA jokes. Was in kindergarten that day

Meiz said...

"Is there a problem Mr. Trump?"

Deported!

Blue said...

Pop the champagne Mercury morris

Keef said...

Goddman tiger blood

El Padrino said...

Kind of sick of jj watt

Keef said...

The red ryder bb gun comment was funny. Ginger needs to relax

Blue said...

yeah, guess that tiger blood had something else in it

El Padrino said...

Tiger aids

Least shocking HIV announcement ever

tem said...

Why is there champagne popping?

Jugdish said...

he used to, right

or a contractor for nasa



contractor

Jugdish said...

i don't think anybody works for nasa anymore


the manned space flight part of nasa sure did take a hit.

thanks, obama

Jugdish said...

I do believe it is time for me to look for another yob now too.

Jugdish said...

I am in a winner take all survival league where the pot is over 6k. I was eliminated in week 2. There was one guy left last night and he needed the bengals to win to take home the pot. ouch! Now the league resets and everyone is back in.

Keef said...

Fuckin Bengals. I hate Dalton. And Eifert. And any coach who thinks Hill is a better option and Gio.

Jugdish said...

I wonder if the guy who lost the pot was a Texans fan.

tem said...

What do you do when the season ends and nobody won?

Jugdish said...

I'm never around that long and don't pay much attention after I'm eliminated so I'm not 100% sure. I know one year they continued it into the post season...after that I don't know.

Keef said...

House keeps the pot

Blue said...

i don't get it, if he was the only one left, how did he not win?

Jugdish said...

his pick hadn't played yet until last night. there were others left last week, but he was the only one who had picked the Monday night game.

Keef said...

cmon blue

Keef said...

too much sun exposure

Blue said...

"The Giants are 5-4, but in all four of their losses they held a lead at some point in the final two minutes of regulation."

Blue said...

apparently ISIS hates being called DAESH. threatened to cut out the tongues of anyone who calls them that.

well here's my tongue stupid motherfucking daesh. I'll see you when I see you

Blue said...

Internet muscles

Jugdish said...

TP

Blue said...

figured it out yet?

Blue said...

rumor has it that anthony edwards will not be in Top Gun 2

Jugdish said...

they could have some flashback scenes.

Jugdish said...

val kilmer looks like he has been fat boothed. they better pass him off as retired navy

Jugdish said...

allergic to bee stings iceman

Blue said...

he'll get in shape for the movie

either that or, they'll go over budget on donuts between him and Kelly McGillis

Jugdish said...

top gun 2 is where tom cruise gets a yob flying a cargo plane full of rubber dog shit out of hong kong after he retires from the navy.

El Padrino said...

There is college basketball on all over the place. Chill son

El Padrino said...

I don't know half the guys on the Knicks and I flow the team who the fux is seraphin

El Padrino said...

Jeremy Lin straight out of Fast and Furious Tokyo Drift

El Padrino said...

Cant deal with Adam Schein bring back JB

El Padrino said...

Man Collins dropping that pick....8-1. Ah well.

tem said...

had fancy work dinner yesterday. I dislike those.

I need a stand in for those.

Keef said...

how was the ambiance

Keef said...

were there pictures on the wall? Did the waiter know what you wanted?

Blue said...

If they don't use a crumb scraper thing, then it's not a fancy place

tem said...

Ambiance was dark. Like couldn't see anything dark. Walls had pictures of the brat pack and signed menus on the wall. Our room had ray Lewis and Mike doss signed menus. The shitter had Jerry Springer.

They did wipe crumbs.

Our room also had a copper ceiling with Aztec murals carved(?) Into it.

Blue said...

sounds fancy

Keef said...

Did you order mac & cheese?

tem said...

no I had bacon wrapped filet, broccoli and French fries.

the lobster mac n cheese did not make the cut for me.

Aitch said...

David Ortiz

Keef said...

not a HOF

Blue said...

500 HR though?


would he be the first mainly DH, or does Frank Thomas count as that too

Aitch said...

It's funny, The Big Hurt affidavit okayed more games in his career at DH than anywhere else, but most people don't bat an eyelash at home being a HOFer

Aitch said...

affidavit okayed = actually played

Aitch said...

home = him

Aitch said...

Jesus, my Swype game is on point today. Eteo

Keef said...

steroids

Keef said...

Big Hurt played 1B primarily for probably his first 10 years, then he moved to DH. I don't know if Ortiz ever played 1B full time

Blue said...

picks are up

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