Friday, November 06, 2015

Picks

I like to dunk my kids leftover chicken nuggets in siracha.


and drink beers with that.


bought a BJ's sized bag of Pierogies and have been crushing them


pretty soon I wont be able to ride a motorbike


CAR +3 over Green Bay
I went back and forth on this but ultimately being underdogs at 7-0 is the chipiest chip on the Panthers shoulders who already had a thousand chips on them.  Does that make any sense?  Maybe not but I am legend.  Green Bay is not getting open.  Give home dog getting disrespected with a good defense any day of the week.


NE -15 over Wash
This is the part of the program where the Pats just whitewash everyone.


Ten +9 over SAINTS
New coach mojo.  Extremely bitter on line #2 for Matt Leinart! 


BUFF -2.5 over Miami
This usually plays out to the home and away series split.  Buffalo is home and gets some T-Mobile juice back.  I am worried Rex is looking ahead to Thursday night but think the crowd is that much of an advantage.  Even with Miami's time to prepare.


MINNY -1.5 over Rams
They are billing this as the Old AP vs. the New AP.  I wonder if Gurley knocks his kid around with tree branches?  Norv surprises everyone and leans on the Teddy to get it done.  Tem mentioned Whizzinator being one of those over his head coaches, like he's a great coordinator but not a good HC.  Agree, hundreds like this. I put Norv in that boat.  He's a hell of a play caller.


Jax +9 over JETS
NYJ shouldn't be giving any team that many points.  Especially after just getting smoked.


PIT -4 over Oak
Too young the Raiders to go on the road and get that 1pm victory.  The Steelers defense is coming around and they know how to play without Bell already.


Giants -2.5 over TAMPA
Think the defense bounces back, maybe get a lift from Jason Pierre Claw.  Also I sense the offense is hot, I called it last week.  I think it continues.  Even without Cruz


SF +7.5 over Falcons
Atlanta sucks.  Fuck them.  Fools gold ass niggas.


Manning -5 over COLTS
When is Chuckstrong getting canned?!!!!  With a record to break in front of the team he carried for years this is such an easy call here.  Throw in the fact the Denver D will harass Luck into more shitty decisions I don't think there is a chance in hell Denver doesn't win by at least a TD


DALLAS -3 over Eagles
I think it ends here.  Sadly.  Might as well be vs. Eagles though.  Keep this division shitty boys.  Cassel third week, defense is coming together a bit and Dez fully participating.  I think they should run some wildcat too with DMC.


CHARGERS -4 over Bears
Jeez what a shitty game.  Gruden will slob hard over Rivers.  No Keenan Allen which destroyed my fantasy team. 

80 comments:

tem said...

never too fat for a dirt bike

Keef said...

bought a BJ's sized bag of Pierogies and have been crushing them


Just learnt* of a place here called All Pierogi, kitchen & market. Gonna have to check it out.

Aitch said...

"Does jonny gomes have like 3 rings with out a ws at bat? Or he played in red sock one?"

He played in every game of the Red Sox World Series.

Aitch said...

I've never had a pierogie (sp?)

Aitch said...

I've wanted a motorcycle since I was like 10 years old. I'm finally in a position to afford one, with few ties or responsibilities, so why the fuck not?

tem said...

"I've never had a pierogie (sp?)"

gtfoh

tem said...

motorcycle is cool except on the highway in traffic.

unless you are the guy weaving through traffic when it is at a standstill. people hate that guy, but it is probably fun to be him.

tem said...

tearing shit up with a dirt bike is cool.

I want a dirt bike now.

El Padrino said...

Aitch check out pattis pierogies in falls river

Aitch said...

You mean Little Portugal?

El Padrino said...

Yeah douche

El Padrino said...

Why does Tom rinaldi always try to make me cry?

Blue said...

If a bear can ride a dirtbike, I probably can too

tem said...

Haha MSU. Got screwed by refs then your QB fucked you.

Aitch said...

Why am is douche? I'm just surprised you injure anything about Massachusetts.

Aitch said...

Injure = know

El Padrino said...

I know a little about alot

Meiz said...

I have also never had a pierogi.

tem said...

Wtf?

Meiz said...

It happens.

Blue said...

i don't think i've ever had one either

Keef said...

My dog got his nuts cut off today. Poor guy

El Padrino said...

Better him than you

Aitch said...

Tommy Hanson. Eek

Aitch said...

What causes "catastrophic organ failure" at 29 years old?

Keef said...

tem, the Bucs are the only team to beat the goddman* Bengals this year.

Blue said...

not true, lost to the colts as well

Keef said...

semantical

Blue said...

guess you should have used the word "season"

Blue said...

"An Ohio State running back has won the Heisman every 20 years on the dot since 1955. Ezekiel Elliott is certainly in contention to continue the trend."

tOSU!!!

Keef said...

guess you should have used the word "season"


They didn't lose to Tampa this "season"

Keef said...

"An Ohio State running back has won the Heisman every 20 years on the dot since 1955. Ezekiel Elliott is certainly in contention to continue the trend."


It's gonna be the LSU or Alabamer RB

Blue said...

how confident is EP in this week's matchup with the Pats.

i've been breaking down film, and they have a good shot, because they always beat the patriots

El Padrino said...

Swastikas in poop? But why.

El Padrino said...

I'm at like 20% confident. They don't have a good defense so unless people play above their recent abilities they will get crushed.

El Padrino said...

You can forget the lsu guy winning after last weeks beat down by the saban

Keef said...

I'd rather just forget your face

Blue said...

fournette is not winning this year, maybe next year for him

Blue said...

agree with EP, he was going to win, but you can't have a horrible game against Alabama and expect to still win,

whether it's his fault or not

Blue said...

bengals should be 9-0, playing a crappy houston team with a horrible defensive backfield

Panthers will be 9-0, hosting a titans team that was energized last week, but back to reality

pats should be 9-0, but the Giants are their nemesis

Keef said...

Indianapolis Colts quarterback Andrew Luck will miss two to six weeks with a laceration in one of his kidneys and a partial tear of an abdominal muscle, the team announced Tuesday.

Blue said...

he threw a td pass, the next play after he got his kidney lacerated

Blue said...

when that play happened, I thought they broke him in half and he was done...but tough guy played through it, gotta give him credit for that

Blue said...

do any of the models that H tweets at ever respond to him?

Meiz said...

Helllll no.

Aitch said...

You replied to one of their replies to me, Meiz.

Aitch said...

And there's only 2 of them

Meiz said...

"You replied to one of their replies to me, Meiz."

What? When?

Aitch said...

Oops, I lied. You replied to my tweet

Aitch said...

Here you go, I do get the occasional reply and/or retweet.

Meiz said...

Apology accepted.

Keef said...

Is that chick considered a model? Didn't she just rub one out on camera in the library?

Meiz said...

Simpin' ain't easy.

Aitch said...

But hating is

El Padrino said...

AIDS is also easy

El Padrino said...

Jugdish happy veterans day. To you and your family

Aitch said...

3 years ago, some of us were in Vegas

Keef said...

3 years? Jesus

Blue said...

never been to vegas

Blue said...

drove through it twice but didn't stop

Meiz said...

"3 years ago, some of us were in Vegas"

And I hit all 6 of my NBA bets, then proceeded to lose all of my NFL bets on Sunday.

Blue said...

is there anyone who has attended a summit, that has since died off the site?

El Padrino said...

No pierogies and no Vegas. Mmmm

Meiz said...

"is there anyone who has attended a summit, that has since died off the site?"

Tyler?

Aitch said...

Yes, Tyler. He had to cancel Vegas at the last minute, remember? Went with us to Austin, though.

Aitch said...

We need to do another Summit.

Aitch said...

I love Paige from WWE

Aitch said...

Looks like Tommy Hanson ODed

Blue said...

remember when he was good?

Keef said...

I believe Beth referred to him as future star Tommy Hanson. Or something like that

Keef said...

Nevermind, it was rookie phenom....



Beth said...

Tonight's Braves game should be pretty interesting. Rookie phenom Tommy Hanson (4-0 with a 0.90 ERA in his past 5 starts) pitches for the first time in Coors Field. Good game to watch even if you're not a fan of either team I'd say.
July 9, 2009 at 9:15 AM

Blue said...

remember when beth had a legit fastball?

and posted her bikini pic

best day

Keef said...

Then she temgaged a dude

El Padrino said...

She totally wanted the D

Blue said...

bucks vs nuggets tonight.

hat bet?

Blue said...

temgaging is not all that bad

Blue said...

i wonder if H still texts her

Aitch said...

Beth? Never texted. She and I emailed. Haven't in a while, though. I could check in if you'd like.

Meiz said...

"hat bet?"

I want some of the drugs you have.

Blue said...

new post, can't send the drugs

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