Friday, October 09, 2015

Pick(s)

I mean October baseball yes?

YES!

I love how Harvey has 65 starts under his belt and is already being treated like a 10 year veteran.  That guy has tremendous balls.

9:45 is late.  I'm old now.  Not sure I'll be able to keep the peepers open.  I might have to try cocaine.
Maybe a late night espresso w/zambuca

Blue seems to be doing well on his NFL picks.  Congrats Blue.  There is a spot for you at Stocks and Sports, LLC.  I'll even hire you a pretty chick with big hooters we can all sexually harass.

Matt Barnes seems like a reasonable person.

This Patrick Kane story is nutty. 

Stephen A Smith is still an asshole.  Man he is the worst.

Bears +10.5 over CHIEFS
It's both hilarious and gratuitous that this line is so high.  The combination of Forte/Jeffrey/Bennett keeps the Cutlers alive and well until a backbreaking turnover.  Bears cover, Chiefs win.

CINCY -3 over Hawks
Seattle is still out of sorts.  No Lynch potentially.  Deep funk.  Maybe it's because Russy is hitting skins now.  Remember everyone gets shittier when you start hitting steady pussy.  The Bengals at home, early start with Seattle coming off a short week in which they were handed a win by the refs = Yes please.  Also remember, Dalton won't start sucking until the back nine.

Redskins +8 over FALCONS
I think two things.  You can totally tell Quinn has his made an immediate impact on this team.  They are playing so well on defense, his calling card with Seattle.  Really well with not so much talent.  A testament to his coaching skill on that side of the ball.  Which makes their decision to wait for him post Super Bowl was smart.  Two : They have taken advantage of the shitty start by the NFC East teams and beat up on a future 4-12 team.  Playing their fourth NFC East team, Washington, I think the Skins will keep it close.  At least 8 points worth. 

TB -2.5 over JAX
Hamster time.

PHILLY -5 over Saints
Chip Kelly is a disaster.  Every week it's something else.  He is getting roasted.  But this feels like a game where DeMarco Murray finally gets his touches and blows by New Orleans on his own. 

Browns +7 over RAVENS
Who is playing WR for Baltimore? 

GB - 10 over St. Louis
Green Bay is going to end up going like 10-4-2 ATS this year, something like that.  So I'm just going to ride that.  For now.

Buffalo -1 over TITANS
Remember when Pettine blitzed the shit out of Mariota?  Yeah that.

Arizona -2.5 over DET
My god Detroit has a schedule from hell.  Man AZ is gonna wipe the floor with Detroit.  Boo City.

NE -10 over DALLAS
Man 10 point dogs in their own building.  That has to be a Jerry's World record. So much for Brandon Weeden being the most gifted passer alive.  Off a bye week New England is like 7898780-2 against the spread.  I wonder if Brady is pissed everyone is fawning over his supermodel wife?  Good grief.

OAK +4.5 over Broncos
Raiders win outright.  WRITE IT DOWN.  Carr is going to be flinging that thing all over the O.CO with quickness to negate the pass rush.  You think they scrubbed that Jack Del Rio DNA off that team yet?  No way.  Del Rio goes deep son.  DEEP.

San Fran +7 over GIANTS
Kaperdick missed daddy Harbaugh big time.  I think the Giants shouldn't give anyone points.  When the Giants are expected to do great things they fall flat.  They need to be written off and discarded to win.  Spags is doing wonders by the way with that defense.  Especially when you consider they have no pass rush.  Jason Pierre Claw is the best fantasy name I've ever seen.  Also shame on the NFL for depriving the Giants of a west coast team, 1pm victim.  As Stephanie Tanner would say, How Rude!

SD -3 over Pittsburgh
Poor Steelers.  I don't think they will win a game until Big Ben comes back.  What a difference man. By the time he does they might be out of the playoff picture.  Backups are hard to come by too.  I mean half the league is starting a backup.  Where have all the QB's gone?  College is not producing.  Time to start a developmental league in America.  NFL needs a farm system.  This college kids that put up large numbers are all products of quirky systems. 














110 comments:

Keef said...

I love how Harvey has 65 starts under his belt and is already being treated like a 10 year veteran.  That guy has tremendous balls.



Treated like a 10 year vet or acting like one? He acts like a dick because he has Boras in his corner

Meiz said...

"He acts like a dick because he has Boras in his corner"

What a HOTTT TAEK!

El Padrino said...

Both. Treated like one because any other guy would have been ripped or even suspended. Acting like one cuz he knows he will get away with it.

He was out the night before. Knee deep in model pussy.

Blue said...

a 10 year vet would have showed up on time

he's acting like a rookie

Blue said...

should have been an ATO when you were at Indiana Tem

El Padrino said...

Nah star vets do whatever

Blue said...

just like ryan mallett

star vet

Blue said...

star vets lead by example

jeter never missed a meeting and they won 5 WS rings...just sayin

Blue said...

ok, so 5 might not be the right number, it could be totally made up, but i'm too lazy to look up how many he won.

Keef said...

Dan Marino was a star vet and won zero

Blue said...

he probably didn't show up on time, too busy trying to find the dolphin with Ace

Keef said...

good point

Keef said...

Got caught up with Finkel is Einhorn

Blue said...

either that, or too many isotoner glove commercials

Blue said...

fuck that game last night.

i'm done with the texans, i won't pick them again this year

Blue said...

stupid HBO hardknocks making me think they'd be a good team

Meiz said...

Marshawn is OUT

El Padrino said...

Cant wait for this game. Been awhile.

Blue said...

"Cant wait for this game. Been awhile."

didn't know you were a cubs fan

Blue said...

the fuck happened to the royals

Blue said...

way to go Tulo, 0-10 so far in the playoffs, jerk

Meiz said...

GOOD TRADE, ROCKIES.

tem said...

Now that lp added blue, Lp needs a stock picker and he'll have a good sports and stocks team.

Aitch said...

"Marshawn is OUT"

I'm glad that I traded him for Keenan Allen

El Padrino said...

Fuccing Lackey huh

El Padrino said...

MURPH!

El Padrino said...

Degrom is redonk

Meiz said...

"I'm glad that I traded him for Keenan Allen"

Ooh. Good trade.

Aitch said...

Right?

Meiz said...

Especially if it's ppr

Aitch said...

It isn't, unfortunately

Keef said...

Is Mize rooting for StL or Chicago

tem said...

WVU offense is a dumpster fire

tem said...

Cubs chick

Blue said...

Dumpster fires shouldn't be bad, I still don't get it

Meiz said...

"Is Mize rooting for StL or Chicago"


Houston.

Meiz said...

"It isn't, unfortunately"

IDK how you guys play in non-ppr leagues.

Keef said...

Fucking Sark

Meiz said...

I should buy a crock pot this week.

Blue said...

non-ppr leagues are for the weak

ToddPacker said...

will grier is a dumb ass

Meiz said...

There he is.

Keef said...

cheater

Meiz said...

Urb would have never let that happen

Keef said...

Arrieta is a friggin monster

Keef said...

Urb would have never let that happen



Getting caught?

Keef said...

I like how Javier Baez has the MLB logo tattooed on the back of his neck

ToddPacker said...

Spurrier retiring immediately... crazy day

tem said...

Spurrier must have done something dumb.

Meiz said...

Or he's just like "Fuck it. I'm old and rich enough."

Keef said...

He's going to coach the west coast usc

Jugdish said...

Jason Pierre Claw


made me laugh

Jugdish said...

Time to start a developmental league in America. NFL needs a farm system.


agreed

Blue said...

Spurrier thing was a shock


also shocking that we haven't seen anything from TP during 5-0

Blue said...

Jamaal Charles ruined my FNFL season. I was riding high...stupid fucker

Blue said...

now i'm trying to pick up Charcandrick West, but probably won't get him

Blue said...

and shady is out for another 2 weeks, just a cluster of superfuck

Keef said...

woe

Blue said...

yes, woe

Meiz said...

Let’s say you had to choose one of the following punishments: (1) For a period of one year, you have to take EVERY shit in full public display. Like if it’s at home, the family has to watch you in the act. Everywhere else: There are no stalls/doors/anything. You sit there, and people watch you go about your business. Or (2) the full list of everybody you’ve EVER mentally used for masturbation purposes (ex-girlfriends, coworkers, neighbors, celebrities, Tim Tebow) is put on permanent display, like on a website or memorial wall or something. Which one is worse?

Meiz said...

I stole that from today's Funbag

Meiz said...

I'd take the memorial wall.

El Padrino said...

Shitting worse. Duh. I only masturbate to dimes

Meiz said...

LIES

Keef said...

John Lackey seems like he's a super douche

Blue said...

what if you had to look at a picture of all your masturbators while they were taking a shit?

Blue said...

i wonder how many walls that Beth would be on

Blue said...

who pitches jason Hammel in a clincher?

Keef said...

Who else are they gonna throw today?

Keef said...

Probably feel better about having him throw today and Lester in potential game 5 as opposed to vice versa

Keef said...

RBI single for Hammel

Keef said...

Man as much as I hate the Cardinals, I hate Lackey 1000 times more

Keef said...

3 run HR Baez. Fuck Lackey

Blue said...

sorry EP, i'm taking the dodgers tonight

Blue said...

That Javier Baez HR was the first postseason HR allowed by John Lackey in 8 years & 74 2/3 IP. Longest postseason streak by a starter since Whitey Ford's 82 1/3-IP streak from 1956-62!

Blue said...

maddon with the hammel hook


he must read this blog

Blue said...

or maybe the comments of this blog

Keef said...

Trevor Cahill is still in the majors?

Blue said...

man i hate the cardinals

Keef said...

twhnbs

Keef said...

I do enjoy weeks like this when I'm working at home and I can watch beisbol playoffs

Keef said...

Trevor Cahill being Trevor Cahill

Keef said...

Yuuuuuuge throw from Soler

Blue said...

hip hip Jorge!!!

Keef said...

He's lucky there was a catcher running from 2nd

Keef said...

Now he's leading off. That always happens

Keef said...

92.7 mph throw from RF to home

Keef said...

Rizzo!

Keef said...

Crooked hat in to pitch

Keef said...

Maddon doing a lot of walking to the mound today

Keef said...

Holy smokes, that was a fucking bomb

Meiz said...

Boy, that was a bad bunt

Keef said...

awful. But it worked the other day.

Keef said...

They've tried like 5 or 6 squeeze bunts this series. It's either squeeze bunt or home run

Keef said...

Yay, the Cards are out

ToddPacker said...

"Spurrier thing was a shock


also shocking that we haven't seen anything from TP during 5-0"

6-0

ToddPacker said...

early xnij... no way the mets can win game 5 in LA

Keef said...

Lamar odom is either dying or dead

Blue said...

Aren't we all either dying or dead?

Meiz said...

Well, he might be dying faster.

Keef said...

Florida freshman defensive back Deiondre Porter was suspended indefinitely after police arrested him on four felony charges after he allegedly held a gun to his pregnant girlfriend's head and also shot in her direction.


Sounds like Urb wasn't the problem. Nice culture at FU

Blue said...

Aaron Hernandez would be proud

ToddPacker said...

"Aaron Hernandez would be proud"

this dumb fuck didn't murder anyone, Hernandez would probably call him a pussy


El Padrino said...

It is culture all right. Just not only FU culture.

ToddPacker said...

"Sounds like Urb wasn't the problem. Nice culture at FU"

I don't disagree.

ToddPacker said...

EP is right, entightment and the above the law mentality starts in HS for a lot of these guys

ToddPacker said...

"entightment" is nice

Aitch said...

What a crazy 7th inning

Keef said...

fucking entightment

El Padrino said...

Entightment is lp legendary

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