Friday, October 02, 2015

Picks

Randomness

If Trump was president that Joaquin would not get passed the wall.

Damn that NL Central is tragic. 

Do you celebrate getting to a one game playoff?  Should be much more muted than a division title right?

Go away Astros.  No one likes you.

Mallomars

Luck is looking like the hot chick you can't believe married you and now is a complete pshycho.  Luck is Gone Girl. 

I mean you can't be more of a dumpster fire now than the Lions.  Ravens are close but the Lions win.

Fuck London.  Told you Joe Philbin was a tool.

Clearly wrong about the Bengals.  Jesus.  As a side note Dalton looks like the red Angry Bird.

Why is Manziel being cock blocked?  The real reason.  This Pettine guy really can't believe McCown is better right?

Fins +1.5 over JETS
I really want to pick the Jets here but they haven't shown any semblance of a running game and their current RB's are banged up and/or garbage.  Fitzpatrick was a disaster last week.  Revis is not 100%.  On the other side the Fins are still picking up their collective teeth off the floor after the Bills went ahead and kicked them in last week.  Usually teams respond after those beatings.  I say the Jets lose, and use the bye week to prepare Geno.

Jax +10 over INDY
Only the Patriots go anal on this team.  10 is too high.

BUFFALO -5.5 over Giants
Bills are struggling with injuries but are home and can pressure the QB.  I think Tyrod Taylor, without Watkins, shreds the Giants weak secondary.

TAMPA +3 over Carolina
Love me some home dogs.  With Evans back in the mix the Bucs have more firepower than the Panthers.  The Panthers have won 3 in a row but all of them have been ugly and all of them have been against weak offenses.  This Tampa offense is pretty good.  If Mr. Winston can avoid the mistakes they should pull ahead late for the W.

WASH +3 over Eagles
Yum another home dog to eat.  Sloppy game, the field will be a mess, Bradford is a mess and the Skins will be able to run the ball.

Oak-3 over BEARS
This home dog does not look appetizing.  The Bears are trading away assets in between weeks 3-4 for future picks.  I would think that gives off a shitty vibe to the team. 

ATL -7 over Texans
Who is covering Julio Jones?  Here is your suicide pick.

CINCY -4 over Chiefs
Andy Reid is ruining this Chiefs team.  Stop calling cute swing passes to Jamal Charles.  Run the ball downhill with Charles and Davis, throw the ball to the TE and Maclin.  That's it.  Stop it already.  the globetrotters play in Harlem.  Dalton is playin like circa 2002 Farve.

SD -7.5 over Browns
I don't know why Manziel isn't playing.  McCown is a back up.  Not a sustainable option.  Shouldn't you be kicking the tires on Manziel the rest of the year to see if you need a QB this off-season?  Chargers are going to rip like 5 in a row starting this Sunday.  Just a hunch.  They've had a complicated stretch to open up.

Green Bay -9.5 over SF
Only the Pats are playing better right now.  Packers roll.

AZ -7 over Rams
Only the Pats and Packers are playing better right now.  That offensive line is banding together like Marines in a bunker to protect Palmer.

Min +7 over DENVER
First real road test for the Vikings.  I'm thinking Denver pulls one out but I think it will be a dog fight.  A running game on the road is so valuable.  Especially vs. the talent the Broncos have on the ends.  Zimmer will have some coverages and blitzes Peyton will struggle with.  The horses in a tight one.

Cowboys @ Saints
No line currently due to the fact that Brees is a game time decision.  I think the Cowboys win by a TD regardless.  The Saints suck.

Detroit +10.5 over SEA
Yes the Lions are a dumpster fire right now.  But 10.5?  The Seahawks have been sluggish thus far.  Lynch is nursing a hammy.  I don't like the line is all.  Extra days rest for Stafford.  Tate playing with all kinds of chips on his shoulders.  Again they have to run the ball.  Nobody runs the ball anymore.











120 comments:

tem said...

TB is not good. No idea what team you are mixing them up with.

tem said...

No running game and no O line.

Jugdish said...

I mean you can't be more of a dumpster fire now than the Lions. Ravens are close but the Lions win.


Bears

Jugdish said...

Go away Astros. No one likes you.


I don't get that feeling down here.

Jugdish said...

The Bears are trading away assets in between weeks 3-4 for future picks. I would think that gives off a shitty vibe to the team.


6h round picks at that. I get trading Allen although the timing was bad. Not sure about getting rid of Bostic though.

Jugdish said...

does Lp still randomly punch himself in the face?

tem said...

Bears did Allen a favor. He wants to chase a title. They were nice and let him go.

Jugdish said...

They did him a HUGE favor in giving him a roster bonus 3 months ago then letting him go.

Jugdish said...

I think he still counts 12.5 million against the cap next year.

Aitch said...

I'm actually kind of cheering for the Astros

Jugdish said...

I have almost zero time to sit down and watch a full baseball game, but I do want to try and catch some of the playoff games if I can...especially the Cubs and Astros. Hello DVR...

Jugdish said...

I get a night out tonight...going here with a buddy of mine. Sadly I have to work early tomorrow morning.

Keef said...

I thought you were a White Sox fan

Blue said...

i'm rooting for the Astros

Blue said...

better than watching the angels or the tigers or the rangers or whoever the fuck else the AL throws out there...yankees

Jugdish said...

I thought you were a White Sox fan


I am over the Cubs, but I root for any team from Chicago.

Blue said...

bears

Blue said...

northwestern

Blue said...

university of chicago

Blue said...

the chicago fire

Blue said...

chicago enforcers

Keef said...

The Tigers just missed the playoffs

Blue said...

they won't be in?

damn. what about the twins or the reds? brewers?

Keef said...

The Reds finished last for the first time since 1984. The only team in the 3 major sports plus NHL to not finish last 1984 before and this season.

Jugdish said...

wolves

Keef said...

should be "between 1984 and this season"

Blue said...

last what, in their division? or in all of MLB

Keef said...

division

Meiz said...

Blue's really temming it up today

Meiz said...

Beast Mode's a gametime decision, kids.

Blue said...

shady is out

tem said...

Rbs are dropping. Call Ray Rice.

tem said...

Rbs are dropping. Call Ray Rice.

Blue said...

so rice he said it twice

Keef said...

heyoooo

Keef said...

I need Arian to play

Keef said...

jinx

Keef said...

natty ice

Meiz said...

Not gonna happen

Blue said...

i need arian to not play

Meiz said...

"I mean you can't be more of a dumpster fire now than the Lions. Ravens are close but the Lions win."


Actually, no.

Blue said...

i'm still not sure why dumpster fires suck

i think they're cool, maybe exciting even

tem said...

they smell

tem said...

"Flatulence and farting is the sexy part of the story, but my client suffers from obesity, which is covered by the Americans with Disabilities Act," Koller told The Huffington Post.


lawsuits are great

Meiz said...

Right now kinda makes me wish we had a Top Golf here. Now I need to drag my ass out of bed early tomorrow for a quick range session before playing.

Keef said...

You don't have driving ranges that light up?

Meiz said...

They close early. Totally stupid.

They stay open later in the summer.

Meiz said...

I haven't touched a club in a month. I'll still win tomorrow.

That's sad.

tem said...

fucking reds

tem said...

Fucking reds

tem said...

Fucking Reds

Keef said...

I need Stafftard to have < 32 pts tonight

Blue said...

fucking reds

El Padrino said...

Meiz please go read grub street. Jadakiss did the week diet diary. It slays.

Blue said...

philbin to be fired

Blue said...

he can go back to the morning show with kelly ripa

El Padrino said...

Philbin fired

El Padrino said...

Oh Blue Glazer!

El Padrino said...

No idea why he wasn't fired after that bullying disaster. He actually should have been fired after that whack season of hard knox

Aitch said...

Wiggity wiggity whack

Blue said...

4 games in seems like a quick hook, but i guess if you spend all that money on tannehill's extension, and then Suh and whoever else, and you're 1-3 and look awful.

time to move on

Blue said...

i had a pretty good picks week. 10-4 with one to go tonight

Meiz said...

"Meiz please go read grub street. Jadakiss did the week diet diary. It slays."

Will do.

El Padrino said...

Blues moving to Vegas next

Blue said...

the inevitable 2-12 week is coming next week

Keef said...

wall

tem said...

I should do picks and show you how it's done.

tem said...

H doesn't comment here as much. Girlfriend takes away his commenting time.

Keef said...

There are fewer comments now, which = less attention. Not worth his time.

Blue said...

plus everything happens on twitter

tem said...

I should get the Twitter

Blue said...

all you'll see is H retweeting the pats hat giveaway

Blue said...

and never winning

Blue said...

i quit following bill simmons on twitter, was annoying the fuck out of me

Meiz said...

Fuck work

Keef said...

H was retweeting the shit out of some MLB promotions yesterday

Keef said...

He probably enters publisher's clearing house sweepstakes

Blue said...

ed mcmahon doesn't help you win anymore

Keef said...

Contrary to popular belief, Ed McMahon has never been a spokesperson for our company, and has never had any affiliation with Publishers Clearing House. Mr. McMahon worked for American Family Publishers, which is no longer in business.

Blue said...

i think he's dead anyway

Blue said...

victor cruz's fiancee is baller

El Padrino said...

I wish his calf was a baller

tem said...

Too short is not a baller

tem said...

Gtfoh with that McMahon talk. You serious Clark?

Meiz said...

"Too short is not a baller"

Watch your mouth.

tem said...

He said so himself

El Padrino said...

Is there a girl talking on this broadcast?

Keef said...

He said so himself



You're thinking of Skee Lo

Aitch said...

"Is there a girl talking on this broadcast?"

Occasionally

Aitch said...

"H doesn't comment here as much."

Say something interesting

El Padrino said...

Black lives matter

Go

Blue said...

ok

Blue said...

agreed

but asian lives, different story

Aitch said...

"Black lives matter"

A cop in Providence had a Dunkin Donuts employee write this on his cop when he went in for coffee. These people are nuts. All they're doing is stoking the fire.

El Padrino said...

Interesting. What else.

Jugdish said...

mize bat signal?


s

Keef said...

Going to the ASU game this weekend against Colorado. ASU is having a blackout for the game. On the radio this morning they actually had to send out an announcement asking people to not paint their faces black for the game. Made me lol

Meiz said...

Basically, fuck work hard from now on.

Blue said...

but colorado wears black

El Padrino said...

Arrieta looks like a stone cold killer

El Padrino said...

Was arrieta in sleeping with the enemy?

Keef said...

but colorado wears black


Yeah it doesn't make sense to me either

tem said...

Fucking Cubs

tem said...

Tom Brady is overrated.

tem said...

Loses too many Super Bowls. Gets bailout calls all the time. He's a product of the system.

tem said...

Cole gotta sit down. It's not his night.

Grats Cubs.

El Padrino said...

Nice try tem

Blue said...

Clint hurdle, I'm telling ya

Blue said...

Champagne time

tem said...

Not in the eyes

Meiz said...

"Tom Brady is overrated."

YOU WATCH YOUR GODDAMN MOUTH.

tem said...

It's not meiz bait.

Aitch said...

It was a decent attempt

Keef said...

Jug must be fired up. Both of his teams won the wild card game

El Padrino said...

Jug is a white sox fan I thought

tem said...

Jug likes all the winners.

tem said...

When is H getting married?

Meiz said...

No blue picks?

Meiz said...

H got married?!?!?

Congrats!

/LP

Blue said...

new picks post up

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