Friday, September 25, 2015

Pick(s)

Does Bruce still have to shave?  Or is their medicine for that.  I saw a transy on the train this morning.  The whole thing confuses the shit out of me.  Dude was dress like a girl and had tits? but facial hair. 

Unto the picks.

Falcons -1.5 over COWBOYS
I really am not sure about the Cowboys.  They beat the Giants and they beat the Eagles.  Two teams that beat themselves pretty much.  Jerry Jones called Weeden the most gifted passer in the league.  I mean Jesus.  He's definitely pro Trump right?  Cowboys really need to find that running game to sustain drives without Romo.  Falcons on the other hand are sporting a mean defense and a robot in Julio Jones.    Your 3-0 Falcons everyone. 

Colts -3 over TITANS
Was getting older the right call during the off-season?  Gore and Andre Johnson have so far been mistakes.  Pagano has to defend his comments every week and apparently the owner hates his guts.  Troubling.  I think they get off the schneid here though.  They are better than Tenneessee.  Plain and period.  Also were 0-2 last year for what it's worth.  Mariotta has been impressive even after getting molested last year by Pettine and his Browns.  He will be around awhile.

Raiders +3.5 over BROWNS
Either the Raiders played possum in Game one or they will be that hot/cold team.  So why pick them to win if this should be their cold week?  Because Josh McNown sucks donkey meat that's why.  Stop denying Cleveland the Johnny Football era Pettine.  Stick to defense loser.

Cincy +2.5 over RAVENS
Home cooking for Baltimore but home cooking doesn't suit up and play defense.  This Ravens team is flawed.  Before Suggs went down.  No weapons on offense.  No corners.  Undisciplined safeties.  This might be the first deep scar on John Harbaugh's record.  Might be a long season for Baltimore and their fans.  Is there a week that goes by which doesn't include A.J. Green on the injury report?  Fucking guy pays rent on that injury report.

Jags +14.5 over PATS
Pats win calm down H.  Just think the Jags are ok enough to cover.  They have played good football thus far.  This would be one of the easy suicide picks if you wish.

CAROLINA -3 over Saints
The Saints are a mess.  Blow it up.  Too bad the Benson's are too busy fighting over money and not paying attention to the job Mickey Loomis is doing.  He's had a rough three years.  I'm still scratching my head over the Graham trade.  Newton is playing on another level right now.  He is basically a one man band. 

JETS -2.5 over Philly
Can't pick Philly until I see Bradtard throw an accurate pass and a Philly RB make a positive gain.  I mean it's just been non-competitive.  Either it's taking a little longer to work or players are just executing poorly.  Not sure but the Jets are certainly not the defense I would want to figure it out against.

Tampa +6.5 over TEXANS
The Bucs will hang around here.  Too big of a spread for a team with a wet noodle at QB.  Watt is going to have to play QB pretty soon.  They need Arian Foster.

MINNY -1 over San Diego
1pm "East Coast" start rule.  Not sure why teams don't stick around instead of flying back and then back again.  East coast teams do that sometimes.  Never hear of west coast teams doing it.  Release Teddy Bridgewater from that straight jacket Norv, jesus.  Kid gloves huh?

Pit -1 over ST. LOUIS
I just love the Steelers this year.  Like I said in the preview.  Riding them all year.  Bell is back too.  I love that they figured out the two point system already.  Always go for two.  Especially if you can practice it.  Not only for times when you have to convert the extra two but when you are 3rd and 2 and need to convert a big third down those plays will just expand and make you a better football team.  Fuck kickers.  They are pussies.

ARIZONA -6 over San Fran
Can someone get Jim Tomsula some anti-perspiant and fucking gym towel?  Jesus he needs to rock the John Thompson towel over the shoulder.  He sort of looks like Ron Jeremey.  Meanwhile if Arians rocked the kangol on the sidelines I would love him forever.  That guy is nuts. 

Buffalo +2.5 over MIAMI
Not sure if Lamar Miller is playing.  Even if he does the Bills run D is stout.  Rex once again had to eat a bowl of his own crow this past week.  I guess he will never learn.  Let's see how Tyrod Taylor plays on the road.  You can bet Jarvis Landry will on the receiving end of some funny business by Buffalo's secondary.

SEATTLE -14.5 over Bears
This line seriously cannot be high enough.  I would consider laying three TD's including two pointers.  Especially with Kam back in the mix.  Here is the suicide lock of the week.  If I'm the Bears I give the ball to Forte 50 times at least.  And for fucks sake does Bevell know they traded for Jimmy Graham in the off-season?  Maybe the GM should let him know.

DETROIT +3 over Denver
The Lions schedule is brutal.  This is a must win game for them and I think they respond at home.  They have to run the ball to keep those pass rushers honest.  Stafford has been getting bludgeoned.  Ware and Miller will have a feast if they can guess passing downs.

GREEN BAY -7 over Chiefs
Night games at Lambeau.  Hard to pick against the Packers even when they stink.  They don't stink.  I expect Randall Cobb to be very busy.






116 comments:

El Padrino said...

Why the fuck is the Pope going to Philly.

El Padrino said...

Major snub to Boston

Blue said...

even he hates boston

tem said...

Boston has the wrong Catholics apparently

Meiz said...

Philly needs Jesus more than Boston does.

Blue said...

damnit lane kiffin

Blue said...

stop sleeping with people's wives and daughters

Meiz said...

The Lions are starting the year at least 0-5, LP

El Padrino said...

If they lose Sunday you are right. I think they pull one out. Broncos got super lucky last Thursday. They have to run the ball.

El Padrino said...

Bourbon or Aged Dark Rum?

El Padrino said...

Is the lane kiffin stuff true?

El Padrino said...

I had the over in this Mets game. Mistake. Thor is DEALING

El Padrino said...

I love that Final Countdown commercial

El Padrino said...

Man the Nats are trash

tem said...

Lane kiffin gets blamed for stuff Tosh is doing.

El Padrino said...

Yes!

Meiz said...

Man, do you guys remember Daniel Tosh?

Keith LOVED that guy.

El Padrino said...

Loser

Meiz said...

I like that Keith liked the Deadbeat List on the facebook masheen. Forgot to mention that.

Meiz said...

"Raiders +3.5 over BROWNS"

I'm so not pleased with having to trade Crabtree. Raiders might boatrace the Browns.

Keef said...

Tosh is hilarious

Keef said...


I like that Keith liked the Deadbeat List on the facebook masheen. Forgot to mention that.



::flank stare::

tem said...

Facebook is great

Meiz said...

"::flank stare::"

CMK has your password, then.

El Padrino said...

Keyshawn Johnson ate a person I think. A small person.

El Padrino said...

Luck sucks

tem said...

Top of that draft class looking shitty

El Padrino said...

It seems like where ever Vick goes he's number is called.

El Padrino said...

His

Blue said...

yeah, bad luck to be a starter with Vick as your backup

tem said...

Lots of Pittsburgh fans are anti-vick. People love dogs. Can't move on.

Blue said...

so pittsburgh is against cruelty to dogs

but they're ok with rapists as long as they win superbowls


got it.


Keef said...

Allegedly

tem said...

Seems like it yes

Meiz said...

I found out this weekend that I had only gotten poor to fair BJs in my life.

Blue said...

finally found the right man?

Keef said...

Bears trade Jared Allen to panthers

El Padrino said...

So KJ is a child molester?

tem said...

Does that mean that meiz got a good blow job this weekend?

tem said...

Kj?

Aitch said...

Kevin Johnson.

And based on that deadspin article, it looks that way.

Meiz said...

"Does that mean that meiz got a good blow job this weekend?"

Amongst other things. It was a good weekend.

El Padrino said...

How much?

Jugdish said...

This guy used to sing at our church...it was cool to see him do well on his audition.

Blue said...

loser

/h

Blue said...

KJ is a saint

this chick is just looking for press, like lewinsky

Blue said...

that man has saved a city's basketball team

he's a hero

so he liked to have some sex with young chicks...who doesn't

he could be president someday

Blue said...

based on the accounts, it seemed pretty consensual

and i'm a dude who is against sexual assault of all kinds

Keef said...

Giants working out WR Wes Welker and Hakeem Nicks

Oof

Keef said...

and i'm a dude who is against sexual assault of all kinds


What a guy!

El Padrino said...

They worked out Chris Cooley the other day. Double oof

tem said...

Wes Welker isn't on a team?

Keef said...

He's on team brain mush

Blue said...

too bad the giants don't need a cb who calls all the defensive plays

they could have worked out EP

Keef said...

He used to be great. Now he's just good

tem said...

Meiz needs to post some pics of BJ chick.

Or direct us to the FB account.

Blue said...

yes, meiz, ninja up

Blue said...

was this her?

Blue said...

lives in cedarburg, looks like she's got experience

El Padrino said...

Pics or it didn't happen.

Blue said...

hate fantasy when you score more than everyone else in your league, except the guy you're playing against that week

Keef said...

I think it's the chick from mize's fishing pics

Aitch said...

"based on the accounts, it seemed pretty consensual"

Consensual or otherwise, a 29 year old man has no business fucking a 16 year old girl.

Blue said...

alledgedly

Blue said...

if 16 is the age of consent in that state

Blue said...

but it looks like Arizona is 18, so he's a rapist

Keef said...

All of a sudden H has morals

Keef said...

S

tem said...

KJ isn't close to 29. He's like 50.

Blue said...

how does H feel about a person who is 18 and has sex with a 16 year old?

Blue said...

"KJ isn't close to 29. He's like 50."

he's actually 49

Meiz said...

Any of you guys running Windows 10?

Meiz said...

"Meiz needs to post some pics of BJ chick.

Or direct us to the FB account."

No.

Meiz said...

"I think it's the chick from mize's fishing pics"

No, that's klanmaster's woman

El Padrino said...

He paid for it. Unrelated that DRose is fragile

Blue said...

"Any of you guys running Windows 10?"

i think i have it on my surface pro....not a big fan

Keef said...

Zero chance mize paid for it

Meiz said...

She's too ugly to have paid for it.

tem said...

She apparently makes up for it with effort

tem said...

She apparently makes up for it with effort

Meiz said...

I shouldn't say ugly, but not really there.

Meiz said...

I'm aiming for brain every time she comes around now.

tem said...

I have windows 10. It's ok.

It's more like older windows but still has wierd shit I can't figure out how to do.

Like aLt tab doesn't work exactly the same way it used to.

tem said...

And some shit is hard to find but it's less of a pain in the ass than 8 or whatever that piece of shit was.

Meiz said...

I have 7 and I love it

Keef said...

XP is the better

Jugdish said...

Astros start selling playoff tickets today...fell a half game out of the second wild card spot yesterday.

Meiz said...

"XP is the better"

XP is dead though.

Keef said...

It's on my computer

Keef said...

Golfing here on Sunday, mize

Meiz said...

Arizona golf courses are so nice.

Meiz said...

Saturday is for golf, Keith.

Meiz said...

The Bengals are going to beat the Chiefs this week. Andy & AJ are gonna eat.

Keef said...

Saturday is for golf, Keith.


#fantasyreasons

Keef said...

The course is about an 1.5-2 hour drive from here, so when you're trying to get 4 guys with families to basically be gone an entire day, can't really be too picky about what day you're playing

Jugdish said...

no



/cmblue

Meiz said...

Holy shit, I would never drive that far to play golf.

Keef said...

Holy shit, I would never drive that far to play golf.


Normally I wouldn't but it's a course where they play the WGC match play tourney and rates this time of year are about $90 and we got a 4some for $135 so we figured why not?

Keef said...

Holy shit, I would never drive that far to play golf.



Would you go across the street for it?

S

Blue said...

courses here are expensive as fuck

Aitch said...

"KJ isn't close to 29. He's like 50."

You need to hire a new reader and review the deadspin story again.

Keef said...

You need to meet tem and his nuances

Blue said...

"You need to hire a new reader and review the deadspin story again."

I like that you assume he read, or had it read to him, at all

because I think most people don't care about deadspin

tem said...

I most certainly have not read the story.

Nor has my reader.

It's hilarious that you think I did.

Meiz said...

I still read Drew Magary columns every week. Funbag & Jamboroo are still quality shit.

Blue said...

i wish i had time

tem said...

No idea what any of that is.

Blue said...

"After backup QB Scott Tolzien compared Aaron Rodgers to Michael Jordan, the Packers star said today: "I’m not worthy of that comparison. I enjoyed watching Michael. I was a big fan as a kid.""


yeah, he's not even black or bald

Keef said...

or a basketball player

Meiz said...

LP, don't forget gas this time.

El Padrino said...

Fuck this storm. Shitting all over my weekend trip to DC

El Padrino said...

Fuck. The Cuban was hbp. Possible broken digit


God damn it why

El Padrino said...

Shit.Fuck.

Fuck Philly to death.

Keef said...

Hilarious

Jugdish said...

Lp when he finds out the xrays on Cespedes were negative

Blue said...

not sure why my scheduled post didn't post, fuck the scheduler app


it's up now

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