Friday, September 04, 2015

Footyball Preview 2015 - El Padrino

"When you jump and then land or begin to run, you need both the quadriceps muscle in front of your knee and your hamstring muscles in the back of your knee to fire at exactly the same time," said Dr. Robert Klapper, the chief of orthopedic surgery at the Cedars-Sinai Medical Group in Los Angeles. "If the hamstring is a fraction of a second off in firing, as you fire the quadriceps muscle, you are literally moving the tibia forward on the femur and it snaps the ligament." - Torn ACL

Welcome to preview. As always these thoughts are that of my own and should not be taken to a betting window or neighborhood bookie even though they are probably 85.8% accurate.

NFC EAST
I mean my god how fucked up are the Redskins. My thoughts on RGIII are, and they never changed, he has to learn to throw the ball from the pocket. Not the moving pocket, not on the run, not on a bootleg but in the pocket created by the line. And his second read decisions are trash. More than half of his picks, career picks, are thrown in the direction of his second progression receiver. I think he could be great. And not with the right coaching staff his arm talent is bonkers. Mentally, not sure he is there and playing for the Skins has just made that worse. Cowboys had a quiet off-season for the Cowboys no? See what happens when you win. Now keep it up. Giants offense is supposed to be great this year. I think that's the only thing you can point to though. Question marks everywhere else. Chip Kelly had a hell of an offseason didn't he? From being called racist multiple times to trading and signing marquee names all the while breaking in a talented but oft injured blue chipper qb to run his complicated fast system.

Eagles (10-6) - 3 seasons 30 wins. Will Bradford hold up? How many times can you tear a knee to shreds? Demarco Murray signing was huge. He's bigger than Shady and just as fast. The depth on this team at the skill position is better this year.

Cowboys (9-7) - Joseph Randle? Cmon son. Running backs grow on trees in this league. But the drop off from what Murray gave them to what Randle and DMC is going to give them is a big gap. Romo needs the running game to produce. I see a slip in production and the Scandrick injury was big.

Giants (7-9) - So long Tom Coughlin. It's been real. You are a hall of famer in my book. And I fucking love you. You hear me? I FUCKING LOVE YOU DAD. BWAHHHAHHHA please don't go. *HEAVY SOBBING*

Teams will prepare for Beckham, Cruz will not be Cruz until Week 8, Randle sucks, the offensive line is still not there, the defense continues to have an alarming number of injuries and Spagnuolo doesn't have Strahan, Pierre Paul and Justin Tuck. Jerry Reese has an uneven record drafting and signing players. I think he's gone too.

Skins (3-13) - This team will be brutal. What they need to do is run Alfie Mo 400 times, blitz a lot and play the field position game. Something tells me that is not Jay Gruden's style.

NFC North
DA NORRIS DIVISION. Fucking Berman. Everyone and their crack mama's are calling this for the Packers. NOT SO FAST MY FRIEND. Corso that bitch. When Corso strokes out and dies I will be mucho sad. Anyway the Vikings are going to feature a power running game, a couple of burners on the outside and two underneath threats for 2nd year pro Teddy Bridgewater. If I said I like the Vikings over team total wins of 8 (vegas line) more than I like my own set of nuts it would be a major understatement and I LOVE MY NUTS. Mike Zimmer can flat out coach a defense. They will be flying around. Packers have always had a hard time containing AP as do many other teams, including the Bears and Lions. Oh yeah the Lions. 11-5 last year yes? What are they dog shit? Because Suh left they regress you think? MMMMM. I don't know. Only the Bears are the clear cut "I know what that record will be" team.

Vikings (11-5) - Remember when Jordan took some time off and came back to win championships? Peterson is of that mold. Purple is the new black.

Lions (10-6)
- This offense is still loaded. Good line, borderline great QB, GOAT WR, good secondary wr's, plenty of tight ends, good backs. Defense will be fine, just not as stingy. I see no reason to grade this team lower than last years 11-5 team. Just throwing in a bad loss for mathematical purposes.

Packers (8-8) - This is my shocking entry. Like I said at the top everyone is picking the Packers even after Rodgers lost his best weapon. McCarthy not calling plays, pretty much delegating them to a guy who will be overridden by Rodgers anyway. The defense is eh. The Vikings are better. The Bears will not be gimmes and the Lions are there as well. I'm also calling a Rodgers injury. Just a hunch.

Bears (4-12)
- John Fox means nothing to me. Without Peyton and the weapons there that first year in Denver would have not been successful. He is fine tuning this roster along with their new GM.

NFC South
I never know what to make of the Panthers. They are either 8-8 or 12-4. It seems that way anyway. The Saints will never go back to those high powered years. I actually think Brees is on the decline. As I write this they are losing their top defensive player at least for 6 weeks (Keenan Lewis). Perfect storm for Dan Quinn in Atlanta. No expectations. A 4-12 year while not optimal will not get you fired unless insubordination is rampant. I think with the pieces he is slowly putting together they will be solid real soon. What to make of Winston. He's super talented. Not quite as dumb as people may think. Actually has a real good concept of the game. Interesting division. Here's how I see it.

Falcons (9-7) - Should be pretty good on offense. Better than anyone else in the division. I mean the Falcons will probably score more points in the first quarters of weeks 1-6 then the Panthers will score all year. Under a new defensive regime, catch a few breaks, this team should be in the hunt.

Bucs (7-9) - Growing pains but flashes of greatness from Jameis. I think he has it all. Pushing the off the field stuff aside including the sexual assault stuff I mean he's so young. I was an asshole when I was young too. Without all the distractions. Two really good WR's. A nice back, few good defensive pieces. Good steady coach. Weak division.

Saints (6-10) - Just not seeing it. Brees in decline. No Graham. Still no defense. When are they going to address that defense? Bring bounties back or something. There is no talent. Mickey Loomis is overrated. They also have a dark cloud coming from ownership hanging over the franchise. Shit is ugly.

Panthers (4-12)
- Turn out the lights Ron Rivera. Cleary regressed from two years ago they went 7-8-1 last year and sneaked into the playoffs. They can't score. For years now they do not score. They never draft anyone sure fire or sign anyone that can change definetly that. I will never understand this. Never.

NFC WEST
So long San Fran. Nice knowing you. Seahawks all day nothing to see here.

Seahawks (12-4) - Right there. With or without Kam Chancellor. Team is still intact and they added a weapon at tight end. Secondary will be fine.

Rams (9-7) - Is this Fisher's first winning season here? I think so. Well if I'm right. Foles gives them some stability on offense and their defense is still very good.

Arizona (6-10) - Lost Bowles who really coordinated a great defense last year. Continuity in this league is important. Palmer is back, for now that will help but no running game. Leaky offensive line and they have a brutal schedule. Brutal. Three cupcakes in a row then lights out after that.

Niners (2-14) - If you can have a worse off-season then the Niners you might be the Redskins. I mean jesus Christ. Police blotter, headlines, acrimonious split from success, weird promotions, terrible stadium planning, bad landscapers, blood-letting of roster and the Super Bowl site jinx. Forget it.

Division Winners
Vikings (BYE), Seahawks (Bye), Eagles, Falcons
Wild Card winners
Lions, Cowboys
Wild Card Weekend
Eagles over Cowboys
Lions over Falcons
Divisional Weekend
Eagles over Vikings
Seahakws over Lions
Championship Weekend
Seahakws over Eagles

Seahawks king of the NFC again. Three straight Super Bowl appearances.

AFC East
I mean Pats all day no? It's amazing the consistency they have been able to produce. Jets enter a new era but they are the Jets. They do not have a quarterback. The Dolphins are everyones other sleeper pick but is that Joe Philbin a winner? I don't know, I kind of just look at him and think "ordinary". He looks like a shitty doctor. Rex! I'm excited for the Tyrod Taylor era. I hope they start him.

Pats (12-4) - Garapolo is probably all like, yo that was close. Thank god. Pussy.

Bills (9-7) - Most exciting team no one will see.

Fins (6-10) - Fire Dr. Philbin already.

Jets (4-12) - Welcome to NY MR. Bowles.

AFC North
Another slobberknocker year for this division. A division that the Bengals have sort of dominated. Could it be they just wear out by the time January comes? No. This isn't a grind like baseball. They just never put together 4 quarters in any of those 1st round losses.  I think they crumble.  For no reason.  Some if it is on Andy but some of it is on the defense too. Rothlisberger is poised for a big time year. I think he leads the league in yards this year. Over 5K. The Ravens have a more balanced team this year. They are always hanging around. Poor Cle. If they were in the NFC south they'd have a shot.

Steelers (13-3) - Ben's best year. And once Bell returns they become borderline unstoppable on offense. Even with the poor play on defense and rash of injuries. Nothing is telling me this is a 13 win team but that's why I like the pick.

Ravens (10-6) - Ravens will be right there. Well coached. Consistency at QB.

Browns (5-11) - They won't win many contests but will be cover dogs.

Bengals (4-12) - Fuck Keef. Someone has to be 4-12. Might as well be them. Maybe they will get rid of Lewis now.

AFC South
I think the Colts have a real shot this year. They got slapped around pretty good in the deflategate game and still taste the blood. They need a defensive star to emerge. Hard Knocks went a little overboard with JJ but can you blame them? He's a super duper star. The Titans will be giving teams problems this year.

Colts (14-2) - Super bowl or bust. Will Pagano finally deliver a defense that can make stops when they have to?

Texans (9-7) - I watched Hard Knocks. Bill O B is hilarious. Just line up Watt anywhere and he'll dominate.

Titans (9-7) - Mariota wins ROY. Dr. Bounty has some fun with a top ten defense.

Jags (3-13) - In the middle of a major rebuild with two improving teams and one great one in their division. 0-6.

AFC WEST
On the heels of that ginormous contract it kind of feels like San Diego's year no? It does to me. Peyton stopped eating chicken parm so he will be spry in December/January. No worries. Oakland is improving to me and fast. I like Del Rio. Lasted a long time in that northern Florida shit hole. Maclin is just what the Dr. ordered in KC.

Chargers (12-4) - Gonna be one of those years where Rivers throws it on everyone and does that stupid trash talking thing he does.

Chiefs (10-6) - Returned all key spots. Have a real WR. They never turn the ball over.

Broncos (8-8) - It's over.

Raiders (6-10) - Growing pains but signs of life in the bay area. They will be better than the Niners at least.

Division winners
Pats, Steelers (BYE), Colts (BYE), Chargers
Wild Card Winners
Ravens, Chiefs
Wild Card weekend
Ravens over Pats, Chargers over Chiefs
Divisional Weekend
Steelers over Ravens, Colts over Chargers
Championship Weekend
Colts over Steelers

AFC Champ Colts

Luck vs. Wilson. Ugh so many stories that week.

Hawks return to glory. 36-24

Super Bowl champ Seahawks. But that's it. The entire defense holds out the next year, Carroll quits due to a sexual assault charge and the 12th man dies.

have fun boys





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El Padrino said...

First

Blue said...

i've gotta blank space baby...and i'll write your name

Jugdish said...

Might as well be them. Maybe they will get rid of Lewis now.



he is like a supreme court judge, he'll be there for life

tem said...

Bucs will be less than 5 wins. That O line is horrible. Need to give a rookie QB a little extra time but this O line can't even give an average amount of time.

Winston will be hurt by week 4. Glennon hurt by week 10. They'll be trading for RG 3 and the shit show will continue until they sign Bruce Gradkowski in the offseason after he took over for an injured Big Ben and led the Steelers to a 2-4 record but didn't throw many INTS.

El Padrino said...

That oline is pretty bad but the Hamster is back!

Keef said...

Remember when Jordan took some time off and came back to win championships? Peterson is of that mold.


Except Jordan won championships before he took time off

El Padrino said...

Just chuck it up to Mike Evans. Dude is a monster

Keef said...

I see no reason to grade this team lower than last years 11-5 team. Just throwing in a bad loss for mathematical purposes.


Good call. Give them that win, and the league is 9 games under .500. Gotta make it an even 10

El Padrino said...

Well duh the comparasion was ilk of an athlete not accomplishments

Keef said...

Lost Bowles who really coordinated a great defense last year.


They lost Ray Horton when Arians got there and they didn't really miss a beat on D. The new DC is from in-house. If Palmer stays healthy, AHIK*, they'll make the playoffs.

Blue said...

i'm not buying what you're selling

Keef said...

You're probably a Chargers fanboy now

Blue said...

nope, chargers suck

couldn't even get CBS here on directv until this week

Blue said...

haven't watched a minute of the chargers

Meiz said...

LP, I will buy you something if the Packers go 8-8 or worse.

NS

tem said...

season hasn't started yet blue so give it time....you'll be watching the chargers soon enough.

tem said...

Go football

Meiz said...

Holy balls, I got fucked up last night.

Aitch said...

Keeper (K) Eddie Lacy  (GB - RB)
1. (8) Marshawn Lynch (Sea - RB)
2. (13) Randall Cobb (GB - WR)
3. (28) Jimmy Graham (Sea - TE)
4. (33) Tony Romo (Dal - QB)
5. (48) Anquan Boldin (SF - WR)
6. (53) Todd Gurley (StL - RB)
7. (68) Mike Wallace (Min - WR)
8. (73) Pierre Garcon (Was - WR)
9. (88) Jordan Cameron (Mia - TE)
10. (93) Denver (Den - DEF)
11. (108) Rashad Jennings (NYG - RB)
12. (113) Joe Flacco (Bal - QB)
13. (128) Torrey Smith (SF - WR)
14. (133) Devonta Freeman (Atl - RB)
15. (148) Blair Walsh (Min - K)

Aitch said...

Thoughts?

I know I'm really weak at WR

tem said...

Yeah weak at WR and qb. Not a Romo fan for this season.

Meiz said...

Very early for Romo

Very very very early for a Defense

Also, two TEs?

Keef said...

Very very very early for a Defense



Thought the same thing

Keef said...

Especially that defense

Aitch said...

Our flex spot can be W/R/T

Aitch said...

Top 5 defenses were already gone

tem said...

Team stinks....last place locked up

El Padrino said...

Goodell is a weasel no?

El Padrino said...

Aitchs team looks like a girl drafted it.

tem said...

Yeah Goodell is a giant rich weasel

El Padrino said...

Spygate again? Jesus.

Keef said...

Top 5 defenses were already gone


All the more reason to wait for a D

Aitch said...

Fair enough

Aitch said...

I'll keep you all posted on how I do.

Keef said...

Cool

Aitch said...

Sorry, Keith. Let's go back to talking about Tem's balls.

Keef said...

Whatever makes you happy

Meiz said...

Well my RB2 didn't get the starting job, so I'm pretty well fucked.

Meiz said...

Deluxe has 6 RB1s because we had to autodraft for him. Motherfucker wants Jimmy Graham for Chris Ivory & Dwayne Allen.

Keef said...

Sounds like he's in a good spot.

El Padrino said...

Auto draft = out of the league

Meiz said...

"Auto draft = out of the league"

He fucking dropped the bomb on me the day before the draft.

ANOTHER guy dropped it on us 15 minutes before the draft.

Aitch said...

That blows. We've done a live draft every year except one. We have a guy that calls in from Ohio, but everyone else is there. Lame shit missing the draft.

Meiz said...

Super late guy's wife got called in to the hospital & they have 3 kids between them, so, understandable.


Deluxe bullshit was foul. Said he thought he had a party to go to on Sunday, not Saturday. We all don't buy it.

tem said...

Suicide picks this week?

GB and NE?

tem said...

Also I have a follow up appointment today because my ball scar isn't healing right.

I'll keep you posted.

tem said...

There are always at least 3 waiver wire RBS every year you can snag and survive with.

Get Sims from Tampa. He'll get catches when Jameis invariably dumps it off.

Meiz said...

Sims got drafted. I looked into him.

I'm hoping Knile Davis poaches some TDs.

tem said...

Who is the Bills backup?

Jugdish said...

i have my 2nd and last fantasy draft tonight

Jugdish said...


Jets' Marshall: Race factored into Brady reversal



the playoff race?

Meiz said...

"Jets' Marshall: Race factored into Brady reversal"


That's a cherry picked partial quote.

Aitch said...

Michael! Are you implying that the media posts partial quotes and misrepresents things in order to get clicks and ratings!? How dare you, sir!

Keef said...

No, mize was implying that

Jugdish said...

That's a cherry picked partial quote.


that was just the headline on espn

Meiz said...

Clickbait

Aitch said...

My bad...

*Andrew!

Aitch said...

I will admit, some of these Deflategate memes are hysterical.

Blue said...

now you'll admit it

Keef said...

Using first names is so Mills

Blue said...

fucking mills

Blue said...

it's hot as fuck here right now

99° and like 90% humidity

tem said...

Rolling with NE as suicide pick. Sorry H

Aitch said...

You suck

Blue said...

i'm taking jacksonville

Blue said...

New england always starts the first 4 games shitty, then becomes awesome as belichek figures out the best cheating strategies

El Padrino said...

Why NE? Risky.

El Padrino said...

Jets are a sneaky good suicide pick.

Meiz said...

"New England fans just don’t seem to be happy unless we can be insufferably smug AND publicly flagellate ourselves over taking shit for the sins of our team."


Holy crap, it's H!

Meiz said...

The Packers are a lock

tem said...

I get 2 picks. GB is one I went NE the other. I could go both GB if I wanted.

tem said...

Steelers suck at pass D and have no RB and are down a good WR.

El Padrino said...

Holy shit Oregon vs Mich St. this weekend?
Is it bowl season already? Ballsy scheduling

tem said...

Gonna see lots more of that in 3 years. Non conference schedules are getting better.

Keef said...

Ok Dana

Meiz said...

"Gonna see lots more of that in 3 years. Non conference schedules are getting better."

moneymoneymoneyMONEY

tem said...

Not just Dana. Big 10 has rule about it too.

Jugdish said...

I picked 8th out of 12

CJ Anderson
Dez
Melvin Gordon
Alshon Jeffery
Brandon Marshall
Josh Hill
Flacco
CJ Spiller
vinatieri
Bradford
Julius Thomas
philly d
gates
cruz
hurns
jets d

Jugdish said...

we start

qb
wr
wr
rb
rb
te
flex (wr/rb/te)
k
d

Keef said...

jug can't quit bmarsh

Keef said...

Who's going to play TE while Gates is suspended and Thomas is injured?

Jugdish said...

josh hill

Jugdish said...

I felt like I was all over the map with this draft.

Meiz said...

The ESPN fantasy show had Bradtard in the top 5 QBs this week.

NS

Meiz said...

Gonna have to do my best to power through a reuben sandwich for lunch today

Blue said...

jug... a kicker in the 9th round...wtf?

Blue said...

can't believe alshon was still there in the 4th round

Blue said...

buffaro is a good sneaky suicide pick

Blue said...

i also like oakland as a sneaky suicide pick

Blue said...

what about the vikings?


/kod

Jugdish said...

I don't mind getting a kicker from a good offensive team a little early.

Jugdish said...

that's what kubiak suggested



s

Meiz said...

Two defenses?

Jugdish said...

I keep two on hand until after my starter's off week. We pay for transactions so it saves a few bucks.

Keef said...

Oh I didn't know who Josh Hill was.

Blue said...

ah transaction costs

Jugdish said...

5 bucks a transaction, 2.50 add and 2.50 drop

Blue said...

9th round for a kicker is too high unless you get points for touchbacks or whatever

colts will score mostly TDs, you need to find like the bucs kicker who will be kicking a lot of 40 yard FGs

Blue said...

picked up cutler today....hoping the adam gase offense cleans him up

Jugdish said...

hoping the adam gase offense cleans him up


we've been hoping that *insert coach or offensive coordinator name* cleans him up every year.

Keef said...

no we haven't

Keef said...

The Mets currently hold a seven-game lead over the Nationals in the NL East. Back in 2007, the Mets held a seven-game lead in September, too -- and blew it.


That was a big hit here

Jugdish said...

That was a big hit here


good times

Jugdish said...

my oldest kid (22 months) learned how to climb into the crib of the youngest (4 months). he climbed up in there and sat on him. funny kid

Blue said...

"The Mets currently hold a seven-game lead over the Nationals in the NL East. Back in 2007, the Mets held a seven-game lead in September, too -- and blew it."

that could never happen again

Keef said...

one in a million

Keef said...

If Reds start John Lamb, they will have started a rookie pitcher in 41 straight games


Splains their place in the standings

Blue said...

that's a lot of rookies

Jugdish said...

I don't like to be sneaky the first week of a suicide pool, so I'll take the Packers. This way if they're upset at least its a Bears win. xnij

Keef said...

I hope Brady throws for 500 yards and 6 TD tonight, all to Gronk

Keef said...

Pray for me

Meiz said...

"I hope Brady throws for 500 yards and 6 TD tonight, all to Gronk"

Me too.

Meiz said...

"picked up cutler today....hoping the adam gase offense cleans him up"

The Packers are going to eat him up.

El Padrino said...

Gimme the points tonight.

El Padrino said...

Its funny blount and bell are missing this game because they both got suspended for chilling together

El Padrino said...

That trick play failure just cost the Steelers the game

Ns

El Padrino said...

So the Shane Vereen role is played by Dion Lewis.

#waiverwireaction

Meiz said...

There's #1, Kev.

Keef said...

Walter Payton

El Padrino said...

2 Kevin

tem said...

Not feeling good about my NE suicide pick.

El Padrino said...

I hate today

Aitch said...

We all do, bud. Worse for you, I'm sure.

El Padrino said...

Keef stay off the highways. If possible

Keef said...

Luckily it's far enough away from me. I never go downtown.

Blue said...

They may take our lives...but they'll never take our FREEDOM!!!

Keef said...

Poor Serena

Jugdish said...

I hate having to barter for stuff to get done at work.

Keef said...

Don't talk to me about work issues

/mize

Jugdish said...

is mize the boss yet? I heard rumors he was going to be while his boss was out.

Blue said...

Mize

Meiz said...

"is mize the boss yet? I heard rumors he was going to be while his boss was out."

six weeks

Meiz said...

Training starts Monday.

Meiz said...

I am going to be an even bigger pain in management's ass.

Blue said...

14 years ago today, the US was attacked by terrorists

8 years ago today, the NY Mets were in first place in the NL East and blew the 7 game lead.

Keef said...

I'm having pumpkin snickerdoodles and chocolate milk right now. Winning.

Meiz said...

I don't care for snickerdoodles

El Padrino said...

Hello 200lbs

tem said...

I also do not care for the snicker doodles

Keef said...

I'm holding steady at a stocky 206

Keef said...

I also do not care for the snicker doodles


Shocking

Meiz said...

I have no idea what I weigh. 214 last time at the doctor.

Keef said...

Hahaha auburn

Keef said...

Jinx

Keef said...

Johnny Football!

tem said...

Johnny looked equal parts good and terrible.

Aitch said...

I wonder if EP busted out the bitchscream on that Cowboys drive...

El Padrino said...

Almost broke a lamp. What a ridiculous ending. Players win the game coaches lose.them.

Aitch said...

Eh, you gotta put some blame on Eli. He has to know the situation there. It started with the clock confusion by the officials at 4:20 to play. One they started running the clock again, he should have burned more time, but snapped it with about 19 seconds left on the play clock. Then the terrible call to pass on the goal line wasn't his fault, but as a veteran he has to know to take the sack instead of throwing it away.

He basically handed them an extra 55-56 seconds to work with. They scored with 7 left.

El Padrino said...

Eli gets some of it yea

Blue said...

manning face

Blue said...

tem

sorry about jameis

Meiz said...

MARIOTA FOR HOF

Keef said...

I was driving to my buddy's house to watch footyball and thought my roster was ok, then I get there and Desean Jackson is out with a hammy, so I get a suite zero for him. I'm up by 14 with Julio Jones and he has Murray, Mathews, and Bryant tonight. Need a miracle.

Keef said...

Nevermind, I just seen* that he got injured on the first play.

Meiz said...

Dez being out might submarine my season. I think he was my 1st rounder.

Meiz said...

Early reax, I'm glad I stayed the fuck away from Calvin. Not happy I didn't get Golden Tate though.

Meiz said...

My 1st supervisor I had here is currently very pregnant. Like, due today.

I can't really tell she's pregnant.

Blue said...

EP was 10-8 this week

Blue said...

"Nevermind, I just seen* that he got injured on the first play."

it wasn't the first play, i was flipping between games and saw the play, it was early though, in the first quarter, maybe early 2nd quarter

Blue said...

Eagles are 3-0 on MondayNight under Chip Kelly.

Falcons have lost 3 straight on MNF, and are 1-9 since 2006.

Blue said...

bradtard

Keef said...

Yay Julio

Keef said...

Fuck

Keef said...

Tem's favorite, French toast with strawberries and bananas, and bacon, for dinner

Meiz said...

That sounds fantastic.

I had fried hot dogs

Keef said...

Butterflied?

Meiz said...

Of course

Blue said...

fucking carlos hyde beat me in week 1. Had a 50 point lead going into last night and had bridgewater against Roddy, Ryan and Carlos. Fucking carlos

still was winning until the last carlos touchdown, and even then was only down a point, but teddy decided to fuck it up by throwing a pick.

Meiz said...

I held off Anquan, Hyde, and AD for win by less than a 2 point margin. I was hollering at the TV last night.

Meiz said...

DeMarco and his 9 yards rushing still landed me 18-19 points.

Blue said...

norv turner doesn't know how to use AP

Blue said...

i don't think you can call him AD anymore

Keef said...

DeMarco and his 9 yards rushing still landed me 18-19 points.


Fuck that guy

Blue said...

i like to reminisce about when I was good at fantasy football

Meiz said...

i like to reminisce about when I was good at fantasy baseball

Keef said...

I like to reminisce about when I was good at anything

Blue said...

i'm good at typing

Meiz said...

I'm good at drinking

Blue said...

oh yeah, i'm good at that too

Aitch said...

I'm good at woeing

Aitch said...

And attention whoring.

/Keef

Keef said...

well duh

Keef said...

I'm a good typer

/LP

El Padrino said...

I'm still good at everything. Used to be great. Thats the difference

Keef said...

Except English, gambling, and being above average height.

Blue said...

and shoes

Keef said...

Zorseshoes?

Blue said...

no, i'm good at wearing shoes.

most days. actually i wear sanuks to work everyday, so maybe i'm not so good at shoes

Meiz said...

Too stressed about what price I should set for a Dez trade. Blegh.

Keef said...

I'd hate to see your stress level if you faced a real issue

Meiz said...

I've lined my life up to have minimal responsibility, and/or stress. Just waiting to die.

Meiz said...

Great. Supervisor completely shuts down when she's pissed. That solves nothing.

Meiz said...

And now the holding back the tears.

Meiz said...

Women are insane.

Meiz said...

Those tears were not successfully held back.

Meiz said...

And now the VP of Merchandising is here. This isn't awkward.

Meiz said...

So I went up to the CFO's office to see what the fuck was going on.

It was NOTHING. Christ almighty.

Keef said...

Great. Supervisor completely shuts down when she's pissed. That solves nothing.



Sounds like cmk and her entire family

Keef said...

Bold

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