Tuesday, June 02, 2015

Deflate this

Boston sucks. NEXT!!!

Seriously though, gotta get that deflate bs behind us. It's summertime. Get in the pool. Go stare at ladies in sun dresses. Drink fruity drinks.

Don't forget Miller 64!! /Mize

Houston/Cubs World Series would be pretty suite. You know who won't be in the WS? The Breer's. Or Cincy. Or the Red Sux. Or the goddamn pirates. Or the Rox. Or the Mess. Or the Pale Hose.

I wonder if they call chicks in Sconnie pale hose...

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Jugdish said...

Aitch has the tough mudder this weekend I believe. What is your start time, aitch?

El Padrino said...

Angry

Keef said...

This post? You're crazy

El Padrino said...

No H's start time

Aitch said...

11, Jug.

Jugdish said...

did you check out the course map? they should have it posted now. have fun out there. that free beer at the end will be quite tasty!

Meiz said...

leggings as pants day.

Keef said...

I bet you look hot

Meiz said...

Smokin' hot.

Aitch said...

Yea, I checked out the map. I might die.

Meiz said...

Fingers crossed.

tem said...

it won't be near as bad as you think.

tem said...

they make the obstacles sound awesome but they are not as awesome as they sound.

Meiz said...

New chick has a picture of her & the bf in a frame on her desk. She looks stone cold shit-faced in it.

tem said...

Maybe she was.

tem said...

aside: I look shitfaced on my drivers license picture. not on purpose, just happened that way.

Meiz said...

"Maybe she was."

She definitely was.

Keef said...

Yea, I checked out the map. I might die.



Praying for you

Jugdish said...

they make the obstacles sound awesome but they are not as awesome as they sound.


getting shocked was my least favorite part. it didn't sound awesome and it was not awesome.

Keef said...

Wuss bag

Jugdish said...

this is how I feel about the jenner story...do you call him he or she...blah blah

tem said...

They are a hero according to espn.

El Padrino said...

How great do you think it is to have sex with Kelly kapowski?

El Padrino said...

I want me some Hannah. Hold the horse.

El Padrino said...

I want to open my own restaurant

El Padrino said...

I like eggs Benedict

El Padrino said...

I've been drinking a stupid amount of grand mariner lately

El Padrino said...

Hey guys Bruce Jenner is a chick now. In case no one has reminded you in the past 5 minutes

El Padrino said...

Fuck Stamkos

El Padrino said...

Did the Finals start yet. Jesus.

El Padrino said...

But keef if the Mets dooo make the playoffs or even a one game play in. Watch out. They can pitch. I mean. Harvey. DeGrom. Thor. And by Sept. Matz.

Just have to win to get there. Ahik

El Padrino said...

I normally hate fat people but Melissa McCarthy is Hilarious

El Padrino said...

I don't eat enough fried chicken

El Padrino said...

I donate money to childhood cancer organizations because childhood cancer is the Fucking worst.

El Padrino said...

And it gets me everything. And I'm hoping for like. Goodwill or karma.

A bit selfish I guess.

El Padrino said...

I should build a dojo in my apartment

El Padrino said...

Even though I hate gooks

El Padrino said...

Don't worry fags I'm not teaching my kids to hate gooks

El Padrino said...

We've decided to not have Amy more Kids
At this juncture we are done.

Sad but necessary

Good night

Keef said...

Congrats on your back to back national championships, Todd

Jugdish said...

Did the Finals start yet. Jesus.


sometime in july, I think

Jugdish said...

Congrats on your back to back national championships, Todd


he is going to be pissed when that coach leaves for the ohio state softball yob

ToddPacker said...

"he is going to be pissed when that coach leaves for the ohio state softball yob"

not as pissed as a was watching the last 7 minutes of game 1. wasted a lot of cash on game 1 tickets

ToddPacker said...

"Congrats on your back to back national championships, Todd "

sad thing is I DVR'd the game and watched it when I got back from the Lightning game. Always good to beat those dirtbags from Michigan. Florida was a one woMAN wrecking crew. Haeger carried the team on the mound and at the plate

ToddPacker said...

H, I'm heading to Boston tomorrow for a wedding this weekend. Any recommendations for bars or restaurants? We're staying at the Charlesmark. I think it's on or near Boylston

Jugdish said...

it felt like tamp was on a power play the entire first period.

Jugdish said...

tampa

Keef said...

sad thing is I DVR'd the game and watched it when I got back from the Lightning game. Always good to beat those dirtbags from Michigan. Florida was a one woMAN wrecking crew. Haeger carried the team on the mound and at the plate



Blank stare

Meiz said...

"I don't eat enough fried chicken"

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^


No good local places for fried chicken near me.

Meiz said...

We used to have fried chicken at work all the time. Now it all this baked shit because FRIED FOODS ARE BAD. Fuck you, this is Wisconsin. Fry that shit up.

Aitch said...

"Any recommendations for bars or restaurants?"

You're pretty much in the middle of the back bay, so you have plenty of choices within walking distance. Abe & Louie's is a good place for steak. Atlantic Fish Company is also good. Those are both on Boylston about 3 blocks from you. Stephanie's on the corner of Newbury and Exeter St is pretty good. Grille 23 is supposedly the best steak in town. That's a short cab ride and on the pricey side. If you feel like a longer cab ride, then anywhere in the North End (Hanover St) is good. I like Panza (their chicken broccoli Alfredo is amazing) and there are a couple of good pastry shops.

Aitch said...

Too bad I'm out of town this weekend. I'd have loved to grab a drink.

ToddPacker said...

"Too bad I'm out of town this weekend. I'd have loved to grab a drink."

I planned my trip knowing that you were out of town

s

ToddPacker said...

thanks for the info, H. I'll let you know if I hit any of those places

El Padrino said...

He didn't ask you

Aitch said...

Very Keith-like response. Haha

Keef said...

That was pretty spot on

Jugdish said...

wall

tem said...

Good stuff

tem said...

Back Bay sounds like a place for the gays

tem said...

Softball was fun to watch. FL was a one chick team. That chick was good.

tem said...

B?tem arrives tomorrow AM. At least is scheduled for c-section arrival.

Meiz said...

"Back Bay sounds like a place for the gays"

Hell yeah it does.

Keef said...

Well it is in Boston

tem said...

Uni brow doesn't know how to play donkey kong

tem said...

New KFC commercials are terrible.

Is the new colenel supposed to be retarded? What's his deal? Is he the blind radio guy from O Brother Where Art Thou?

tem said...

Lively chat tonight

tem said...

Cavs had it but blew it. Last shot, best player, step back 3....bad idea.

tem said...

James decided to stop shooting with 2 mins left in OT.

El Padrino said...

The colonel is former SNL vet Darrell Hammond. The best Clinton.

El Padrino said...

The irony of mark Jackson having to call the finals is thick. Several times he referred to the team as we. Poor guy.

tem said...

Maybe they'll give him a ring.

Jugdish said...

Well it is in Boston


Very Keith-like response.

Jugdish said...

apparently there is a zorse race this weekend

El Padrino said...

Big horse race. LP loves him the ponies

Keef said...

You just love zorse dong

Blue said...

horrible shot by lebron.

why not take the ball to the rack

Blue said...

and then the cavs just quit in overtime


series is over

tem said...

LeBron quit in OT. Saving it for next game.

But yeah the series is over...God hates Cleveland.

Keef said...

Way to overreact

tem said...

God hates Cleveland is science. This series was over as soon as Cleveland got into it.

Keef said...

God hates your face

Blue said...

Cleveland is an awful place

El Padrino said...

Free donuts

Keef said...

There is a Vietnamese guy here named Hung, but he goes by Kevin. Whenever he axes me a question I reply "well, Hung, ..."
OMJ are the better

El Padrino said...

Love it

Meiz said...

Well this day sucked

Jugdish said...

kyrie is done

tem said...

Today was a good day. Bbtem is here.

Blue said...

it's a boy!

Blue said...

we'll call him jeb

Blue said...

hope exfmtem is doing well

tem said...

all doing well....it is Brady Thomas.....H probably likes that.

tem said...

Griner is back on the market for you LP

Keef said...

Unacceptable

Keef said...

Griner seems like a pretty horrible person

tem said...

that's a very keith-like thing to say

Jugdish said...

Congrats, tem!!

tem said...

Thanks all

Keef said...

Triple crown is pretty cool

tem said...

That horse gonna get laid

Aitch said...

I didn't die

Meiz said...

I played golf like trash. Well, all seven of us did.

Meiz said...

I wasn't drunk enough.

Meiz said...

Finally put the AC on today.

Keef said...

We got a decent amount of rain on Friday. Apparently it was the first time it's ever rained in Phoenix on June 5th

Blue said...

triple crown

Meiz said...

Sports!

Aitch said...

Loud noises!

Blue said...

lebron

discuss

Meiz said...

Best ever

Keef said...

Since mj retired

tem said...

LeBron is a better player but not a better winner/competitor.

MJ just wanted it more.

Keef said...

Mize's argument that 5 LeBrons beats 5 MJs is corny

Meiz said...

1 LeBron beats one MJ

Keef said...

That's less corny

Blue said...

5 lebrons would not be able the handle the ball against 5 MJs

Blue said...

stolen everytime

Blue said...

does tem get paternity leave?

El Padrino said...

Congrats tem

El Padrino said...

Could we Stop with the lebron/mj nonsense please. Can't compare the two. Different players.

El Padrino said...

Plus you can't compare players in a team sport. Different teams.

Aitch said...

Different eras as well.

Meiz said...

I guess I'm going to dinner at a nice restaurant for Mom's birthday tomorrow.

Keef said...

Cmk's bday is tomorrow asswell

tem said...

I get a week off....but I have to go in Tuesday so I don't get a week off.

tem said...

I almost dropped a "so I don't get a week off...got it" on big boss.

Aitch said...

Somehow, I don't think big boss would appreciate the humor in that.

Blue said...

i can compare lebron and Mj. Don't tell me what to do

MJ was the better player. You could mug him and not get a foul call. you breathe on lebron and he gets a call. And lebron just offensively fouls in the post everytime he catches the ball. Much like Shaq used to do

it's not even a comparison. Prime MJ would clean Lebron's clock

Blue said...

i can also compare steph curry and iverson

maybe i'll compare kevin love and a big hairy twat

Blue said...

next i'll compare mozgov to ivan drago

Keef said...

maybe i'll compare kevin love and a big hairy twat



No reason to bring H into this

Blue said...

he did finish the tough mudder

Blue said...

alledgedly

Meiz said...

So many of our customers seem/are so unpleasant. I don't get why people are like that.

Meiz said...

"next i'll compare mozgov to ivan drago"

I swear to you, I saw a Mozgov>>>>>>>>>>Bogut tweet last night. Almost fell out of my chair.

Keef said...

Yeah that 6 point, 8 rebound average for Bogut is amazazing

Blue said...

mozy has some skills. when he was with the nuggets he'd have games where he could go off, then he'd disappear for long stretches at a time.

he's solid

i'd say today...mozgov>bogut...but not from a career standpoint. bogut in his prime is better than mozgov

Meiz said...

You don't watch basketball

Meiz said...

that was at keith

Meiz said...

I'll still take Bogut's defense and ability to run the court over Mozgov.

Keef said...

You don't watch basketball


I watch baseball. I see the Breer's in last place.

Blue said...

mozgov runs the court, the cavs just don't run

bogut is definitely the better defender though

Aitch said...

"No reason to bring H into this"

-_-

Aitch said...

"he did finish the tough mudder

alledgedly"

If you had Facebook, you'd know the answer.

Keef said...

I have Facebook. I didn't know

Blue said...

perhaps i have facebook, but don't follow H

Keef said...

That's what the kool kids do

Aitch said...

Perhaps

Aitch said...

Yes, I finished. It took me a very long time, but I made it through. Literally the most physically and mentally challenging thing I've ever done.

Cue the insults.

Keef said...

Cue the insults

found an action pic

Aitch said...

Sadly, not that far off :-/

Blue said...

so you're saying it shouldn't be called "easy mudder"

Aitch said...

Correct

Blue said...

try doing it at 10K feet

Blue said...

watched the women's world cup last night...i am not ashamed

Keef said...

I watched hockey

Aitch said...

It was hard enough at 1,900 - 3,000.

Meiz said...

"watched the women's world cup last night...i am not ashamed"

same

Aitch said...

We were discussing that this weekend. I think soccer might be the only sport where the women's game is as entertaining as the men's. Maybe tennis as well...

ToddPacker said...

H, Boston was great. Good food and great bars. the rehearsal dinner was at Stephanie's and the wedding was at the the aquarium. Hit Fenway and the Union Oyster House on Sunday. Did a bunch of cheesy tourist stuff too. My Eastern Conference Champs Lightning hat was not a big hit. One of my idiot cousins decided it would be cool to be decked out in Yankee gear for the Sox/A's game. Fortunately everyone was pretty cool to him.

Blue said...

Hahah mets

tem said...

Chicks tennis has too many grunts.

tem said...

Some track stuff is equally cool with chicks...High jump, pole vault....gymnastics and figure skating is equally bad.

ToddPacker said...

Hahah mess*

*fixed

Aitch said...

Glad you had a good time, TP

Jugdish said...

It was hard enough at 1,900 - 3,000.


were there a lot of hills on your course? the one I did was held at a race track so it was flat.

Jugdish said...

so it was flat


LMC

/beth

Meiz said...

"We were discussing that this weekend. I think soccer might be the only sport where the women's game is as entertaining as the men's. Maybe tennis as well..."


Women's tennis is waaaayyy better than men's.

Meiz said...

I bought a case of candy bars. I'm a fat fuck.

Meiz said...

Men's soccer crushes women's.

Aitch said...

"were there a lot of hills on your course?"

A ton of climbs and pretty steep.

Keef said...

That Walmart fight video is great

Meiz said...

"That Walmart fight video is great"

indeed

ToddPacker said...

"That Walmart fight video is great"

^^^^^^^^^^

Meiz said...

New chick taking lunch breaks this week & she's not really supposed to. Fine by me if she wants to be short 4 hours of pay.

El Padrino said...

I really Hope your coworkers bitch about you on some other blog

Meiz said...

Me too.

Keef said...

They have nothing to bitch about. Mize is a special case.

Meiz said...

I'm perfect.

Aitch said...

Shocking

tem said...

Walmart video looks fake as hell. Totally staged.

Keef said...

My Eastern Conference Champs Lightning hat was not a big hit.



We should have made you an O:FB hat

Keef said...

Dusty Rhodes. Dead.

tem said...

Sad

Meiz said...

Bucks trade Ersan for Caron Butler & Shawne Williams. Let the salary dumping begin.

tem said...

Golden girl and Lee dead...3

Keef said...

Which golden girl?

Jugdish said...

this story cracks me up. hashtag transracial

Keef said...

Tem, does Werdum make it to round 2?

El Padrino said...

Bachelor party this weekend

Ac

Liver transplant Monday

tem said...

werdum does not make it to round 2

tem said...

rest of card is junk, right?

tem said...

cain wins via TKO or KO in under 3 mins.

Keef said...

Rest of the card is crap

tem said...

I just remembered that I didn't plan on buying it so it must be junk.

tem said...

Melendez will dominate Alvarez

tem said...

Nailed that pick...eteo

tem said...

I am fucking legend

tem said...

Werdum fucking wins in round 3. He should send some cash my way.

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