Friday, April 10, 2015

El Pad Update

I'm doing fine.

Some topics to discuss.

Ted Cruz is a nut.
Rand Paul, slightly less nutty.

No chance Hillary is president. Bet. 5G's.

Equal pay for woman. Um, but, so, let me... Well first I want to say.....

Nevermind.

Funny how they ignore and by they I mean anyone who talks about it that, equal pay for women or woman as El Pad would say, the fact that it's not the norm in all industries. In most? Probably. But in porn woman get paid more, you don't see a sweaty cock union picketing asking for equal pay for men. Modeling. Hairdressers, especially if you discount the gay men as actually being men. There is equal pay in most government posts, funny how no one mentions that. SEC of State makes whatever it is the Sec of State makes. A frog can be Sec and State and the frog would get paid the same.

Also you know on average males, no matter the color but for this argument white works best, work harder than women, take less time off, spend more time in the office and generally are just better at their job?

Let's talk Iran.

Ending U.S. sanctions on a country that prays Death to America daily is ok with me as long as we never actually allow them to make a bomb. It's like when the kids play with that fake kitchen. They think they are cooking......

Also I'd like to add centrifuge to my annual xmas wish list.

I want to see Furious 7 so I can cry.

Damn shame NFL has a muzzle on ESPN. I need some Pedro Gomez in my life with daily Aaron Hernandez trial speak. I understand why the NFL network refuses to not even acknowledge it but damn ESPN. How does it feel to swim in that programming blood money?

Listeria hummus won't sell well.

CUBA? Sure why not. That country is more behind the times than North Korea.

Fast food pay raises? I mean I guess. Let me ask though what does the amount of money a corporation makes have to do with what they pay their employees? Assembling a burger takes little effort and requires zero skill. Why should they pay anyone anything more than what the job requires. I believe in paying people according to living wage and keeping up with inflation but not basing it on how nice a company's balance sheet looks. And stop having children if you can't afford the ones you already have. What does Ronald McDonald have to do with you being a whore.

John Oliver, we are lucky to have him.

Think I'm gonna get the boys together to watch the draft at an establishment.

Every time Harvey pitches I'm hard.

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Aitch said...

"And stop having children if you can't afford the ones you already have."

"you should never let debt stop you from pro-creating anyway" - El Padrino

"What does Ronald McDonald have to do with you being a whore."

My favorite EP line ever. NS

Aitch said...

El Hypocrito

El Padrino said...

Debt. Much different than not having money. I'm talking about people on the government tit. Or close to the poverty line who don't have debt because the they don't have credit. To have debt means you have had money.

Banks don't give out credit cards to people with no income. Unless they are students which would rule out people on the tit.

El Padrino said...

I saw this woman protesting for a raise she worked at kfc. She was white and poor. No education. Her job was one of the fryers. I think she should get paid whatever the cost of living is in her area.

She has 4 kids. 2 in the past 21 months. Why.

Keef said...

Some Chinese dude hit my car in the parking lot when I was at work last night.
#stereotypes

El Padrino said...

Gooks are the worst

Aitch said...

Terrible drivers. Especially women.

Aitch said...

$15/hr is ridiculous for fast food workers

tem said...

"I think she should get paid whatever the cost of living is in her area."

slippery slope.

you can put together an analysis that looks solid and then at the end shows the cost of living to be $18 per hour.

Blue said...

Bottom line, if minimum wage goes up to 15/hr, then everything else will rise with inflation. And your no better off

Meiz said...

Tiger coming out here on #1 LIT.

Meiz said...

I wish our internet was fast enough to watch the broadcast.

tem said...

they'd feel better off

Meiz said...

The problem with the whole fast food(and small business) is that they hire mainly for part time work. And the idiots working just that one part time job don't realize that 25-30 hours a week will do you no good if you want anything more than the bare essentials. And I mean the BARE essentials.

Blue said...

I have a feeling Hernandez is going to be not guilty. It's a tough case to prove without a weapon and no witnesses.

Plus the jury is only asking questions about the unlawful possession of a firearm.

Keef said...

Yeah seems like deliberations are too long to be guilty now

Keef said...

Isn't his double murder case going to be easier for the state?

Blue said...

I think they have a lot more evidence in the double murder. A lot of key evidence got tossed in this case, like not letting the prosecution use the content of the final texts that Odin Lloyd sent his sister

tem said...

two things:

1) good post

2) I grew a beard

Blue said...

Defense has pretty much admitted that he was there, but there is no way of knowing who of the three guys pulled the trigger

Blue said...

Solid effort on the beardness

Blue said...

I'm getting a new job, and moving to San diego. Accepted the offer last night.

Meiz said...

Eldrick, ballin' thru two.

Meiz said...

Blue gets a new job every six months.

Keef said...

Defense has pretty much admitted that he was there, but there is no way of knowing who of the three guys pulled the trigger


What kind of time can he get for the joint venture issue?

tem said...

"I'm getting a new job, and moving to San diego. Accepted the offer last night. "

Whales Vagina. Good work.

Keef said...

I'm getting a new job, and moving to San diego.



Which of course in German means a whale's vagina

tem said...

what are you going to be doing there.

only heard that San Diego is awesome. nobody has ever said anything bad about San Diego except maybe traffic sucks? Not sure on that one.

Keef said...

DOUBLE DRAGON TATTOO!!!

Keef said...

San Diego is awesome but it's all high rent. But blue is a baller so that won't come into play

tem said...

"Blue gets a new job every six months."

every new job is a 10%+ pay raise.

new jobs are easy raises.

tem said...

it's awesome, it should have high rent.

tem said...

blue is moving so that he won't have to have a beer with me when I go to Denver for work.

I think our project opens later this year and is finished early next year.

down on huron st. near the ballpark.

Meiz said...

"only heard that San Diego is awesome. nobody has ever said anything bad about San Diego except maybe traffic sucks? Not sure on that one."

Mexicans

Meiz said...

But easy access to black market steroids and donkey shows in Tijuana.

Keef said...

They are everywhere in case you hadn't noticed

Keef said...

We are taking a vacation to San diego the first week of July

Keef said...

Staying near Torrey Pines

Meiz said...

"They are everywhere in case you hadn't noticed"

We need to protect the border.

tem said...

"We need to protect the border"

taco bell is our greatest asset. protect it at all costs.

Aitch said...

"Defense has pretty much admitted that he was there, but there is no way of knowing who of the three guys pulled the trigger"

They actually admitted flat out that he was there in the closing statement. Tried to play it line he didn't know it was gonna happen and then didn't know what to do and made or choices. The problem with that is his behavior the following day is inconsistent with that explanation. If he didn't know/want his boys to shoot Lloyd, then why was he chilling with them and laughing and smiling all day on video from his security system?

Meiz said...

Taco Bell got expensive. Cousins is my fast food go to now.

Aitch said...

"What kind of time can he get for the joint venture issue?"

The same as if he'd pulled the trigger himself. The prosecution didn't need to prove he was the shooter, only that he was there (which the defense admitted) and assisted in some material way in the crime.

Keef said...

Eldrick, ballin' thru two.


This was misleading

Keef said...

The same as if he'd pulled the trigger himself.


That doesn't make sense to me. Then why would they admit he was there if it would give him the same penalty?

tem said...

science?

Keef said...

I think Day is gonna win the Masters

Meiz said...

My coworkers have fucked up 3 big orders today, and because they're chicken shit I usually take the blame for it. Not this time. You take your own fuck ups over to inventory control from now on.

Blue said...

Yeah I was surprised the defense admitted he was there. He's the only one who knew OL, he was driving, he called and set everything up. And if I'm a 40m guy I'm calling the police and telling them exactly what happened so my world doesn't end

Meiz said...

"This was misleading"

I thought he made 4 on two. The track feature can be misleading.

Blue said...

blues new job is controller/CFO for small fitness company. Pay has increased by 50% in less than 6 months, so can't complain about that.

Keef said...

Daily yoga pant updates will be required, with photos

Keef said...

You should commute from Denver every week

Keef said...

No

/cmblue

Blue said...

I will for the first two months. I thought about permanently doing that, but was just silly

Keef said...

I thought he made 4 on two.


He has to finish out the hole

Keef said...

TWSS

Aitch said...

"That doesn't make sense to me. Then why would they admit he was there if it would give him the same penalty?"

Simply being there doesn't make him guilty under Joint Venture. The prosecution has to prove he contributed to the commission of the murder, while the defense is trying to argue he didn't know what was going to happen and didn't know what to do afterwards.

The big obstacles for Hernandez are the things that Blue mentioned, but unfortunately, all it takes is one juror to have reasonable doubt and he walks.

Aitch said...

From what I've heard locally, the evidence in the double murder is much more solid. Some of the decisions by the judge in this trial have been really surprising, as far as the things that were deemed inadmissible.

El Padrino said...

Congrats blue.

El Padrino said...

That's weird. I too have grown a beard.

Aitch said...

The text message bit being admitted actually didn't surprise me, though. Even though a reasonable person can assume that the texts were sent by Lloyd and that he was referring to Hernandez, there's no way to definitively prove it. Though the messages came from his phone, you could argue someone else sent them to set up Hernandez or that Lloyd didn't actually day his name, just "NFL." Since Lloyd obviously can't testify to sending the messages and who he was referring to, then the prejudicial nature of the texts far outweigh the value.

Aitch said...

*not being admitted

Meiz said...

"The Padres have made a transaction every year for the past 20 years now that you may have never heard of. They signed left-hander Matt LaChappa, who is wheelchair bound, to a minor-league contract so he can receive health care."

That's awesome.

Aitch said...

That's pretty cool.

Meiz said...

The guy had a bad heart attack when he was in A ball with the Pads in 96 that put him in the wheelchair. They said he'll be a Padre for life.

El Padrino said...

You should bequeath your house to LOV
Blue

Meiz said...

Summit IV: Blue's house

tem said...

blue's house in san diego

El Padrino said...

7 wildcats gone. But you Gotta see the pg calipari has coming in. Jersey kid. Real good. D rose like without the knee

Aitch said...

Calipari plays the system like a fiddle.

Meiz said...

He puts 'em in the Association

Keef said...

Playing without a knee is tough, I assume

Keef said...

Has anyone ever had a good heart attack?

Meiz said...

How would I know?

Meiz said...

Do your own research.

Meiz said...

Keith being a smartass killed our momentum. We were on the way to a 100 comment day. Thanks Obama.

Keef said...

Why you gotta blame me

Meiz said...

Gotta blame someone

Keef said...

Fair enough. I can handle it

Blue said...

Eldrick is gone, el Tigre is back

Blue said...

Damn mike weir, maybe you should play right handed

Keef said...

Mize could break 100 at Augusta from the tips

El Padrino said...

Here we go with the Fucking texts

Aitch said...

What a bunch of whiny bitches you guys have become.

Keef said...

Nice shot from Phil, up and over a tree from 150 yards to about 8 ft

Keef said...

Then Rory chips in for bird

Keef said...

God bless the Internets

Keef said...

Dude on my van pool just said he has a daughter who's one years old

ToddPacker said...

Congrats, Blue. SD seems awesome.

Meiz said...

Third place feels like it's going to be a miracle right now

tem said...

pirates are terrible

El Padrino said...

Ha ha bruins

Aitch said...

They played like shit all season. Flashes of brilliance in an otherwise dismal year. Time for some changes, but unfortunately a bunch of the stars have no movement clauses, which means you'll see changes at coach and/or GM.

Aitch said...

Tmht

/lov

Meiz said...

Normal sports call those "no-trade clauses"

Aitch said...

No movement is slightly different. Also means they can't be sent down.

tem said...

twss

Keef said...

Bieber roast was great.

Keef said...

One of the roasters made a joke that Kevin Hart had to go up on his wife

Keef said...

A toddler fell into the cheetah pit at a Cleveland zoo Saturday afternoon after his mother dangled him over the railing and he slipped out of her grasp, authorities said



She probably shouldn't get to be a mom anymore

Keef said...

Did Mize go chubby chasin this weekend?

Blue said...

i enjoyed the beiber roast too

Blue said...

martha stewart:

i forget the name for it, but it's not 'african american rich'

Blue said...

won the masters pool at work, due $160

works for me

Meiz said...

"Did Mize go chubby chasin this weekend?"

No, someone found out about some old shit.

Meiz said...

Yes, I did go hogging a few months ago.

Blue said...

Turned in my notice today, so now I'm officially moving to SD

tem said...

yay blue.

tem said...

an inspiration to us all

Keef said...

I don't know if I would want to live in California

Blue said...

I've lived there before, and like I told cmblue, if it sucks we will just move back

Keef said...

You lived up north though, right?

Blue said...

True, in the shittier part of CA.

I couldn't live in Sacramento, the Bay Area, or OC/LA.


San Diego is better. Still a lot of people but not as awful, and the weather is great

Keef said...

Looks like someone else gets to enjoy blue's newly built man cave

Blue said...

Yep, that's the real bummer, not many of the houses I've looked at will have a space for something like that

Aitch said...

Congrats, Blue.

tem said...

no more man cave. sucks.

Keef said...

It's weird that espn has a story about Christie Mack on the front page

Aitch said...

72 and sunny. Great weather for opening day.

Keef said...

#weathertalk

Aitch said...

Better than #notalk

Aitch said...

I was gonna send you guys an amusing photo, but I didn't want Blue and EP to start crying again.

tem said...

just send it to the other people then.

tem said...

H, you get an envelope yet?

I never wrote a message. I am lazy.

Blue said...

My complaining was sarcastic

Aitch said...

Tem, I did not

Meiz said...

I got an envelope

Meiz said...

It had a Romanian flag in it though.

tem said...

Hmmm....hopefully soon. I mailed it last week sometime.

Aitch said...

I take that back. It was in today's mail. I just got home.

Aitch said...

You shouldn't mail cash lol

Blue said...

I don't give a shit if you send group texts

tem said...

I shouldn't do lots of things

Blue said...

Fear the deer

Meiz said...

I like the new logos. Wish they actually did the orange thing though.

El Padrino said...

Tp you gonna root for both the isles and the lightning? Fuck the isles

ToddPacker said...

lightning, but I'll also root for the islanders too and anyone playing the rangers

ToddPacker said...

anyone playing the Bruins is usually a rule too, but no need to worry about that this season

Aitch said...

Funny guy

Meiz said...

I'm glad you guys don't work in sales, because FUCK salespeople. Morons.

Blue said...

This aaron Hernandez shit is taking too long. The longer thy are out, the better chance of not guilty

Meiz said...

Oh damn, I can get a decent deal on those Cam Newton Oikos jams. I should buy a case.

Blue said...

Cam newton yogurt?

Keef said...

How is Tom Brady not able to throw a baseball 50 feet?

Meiz said...

Yeah, the Oikos triple zero. Cam's in the commercial.

Meiz said...

"How is Tom Brady not able to throw a baseball 50 feet?"

Pardon? Did I miss something?

El Padrino said...

I'm a salesman. you need a mattress?

S

I do sales at the catering hall now too.

Ns

Keef said...

First pitch yesterday

El Padrino said...

Rip Percy Sledge.

One Cool motherfucker

Keef said...

Sad

/tem

Meiz said...

I think I need to cancel my cable this month.

Meiz said...

$147 a month is ridiculous.

Meiz said...

I might look into getting Directv if they're still handing out the Sunday Ticket.

Meiz said...

Someone tell me about DTV. Happy with the price after the promo?

Keef said...

I have centurylink now. It's like $130 for tv and internets

Keef said...

With a 12 month contract

Meiz said...

Eh, looking at it, the DTV deal with the Ticket is actually more than I'm paying after the promo runs out.

Meiz said...

Fucking Time Warner. I'm going to call & see if I can get my rate lowered.

tem said...

"Someone tell me about DTV. Happy with the price after the promo?"


it's all the same. you gotta either switch or threaten to switch to get the good deals.

Blue said...

Cable and satellite are a racket. Apple is going to launch a tv a la carte service that will be better

Keef said...

Anyone watch that lip sync battle yet? That shit is mike hilarious

Blue said...

Which one

Meiz said...

"Anyone watch that lip sync battle yet? That shit is mike hilarious"

I saw Anne Hathaway vs some other chick. It was painful.

Keef said...

The first one was good, with Fallon and the Rock. Second one with Common and John Legend was bad. I Hooghly the Hathaway one was funny. I think Mike Tyson is on the next one

Keef said...

Hooghly = thought, apparently

tem said...

"I saw Anne Hathaway vs some other chick. It was painful."


I thought it was funny

tem said...

I was entertained by that one.

also saw Rock vs Fallon. it had a couple good moments.


*I watch on dvr and fast forward any time LL Cool J is talking.

tem said...

next one is the pitch perfect chick vs I dunno.

Keef said...

*I watch on dvr and fast forward any time LL Cool J is talking.



This. And Chrissy Tiegan brings nothing to the show. She's so fug

Meiz said...

Update: Supervisor's boss is still trying to get her to write me up.

tem said...

"Chrissy Tiegan"

FF (fast forward) through her too

tem said...

and who the fuck is she? was she in porn or something? how'd she get this job?

Keef said...

She's an SI swimsuit "model". She's married to John Legend

tem said...

yay for her I guess

Blue said...

Is this a show or on Fallon's show?

He started this with John Krasinski back when he was still on late night

Blue said...

I don't think they are married yet

Meiz said...

Holy shit, new chick is TERRIBLE at explaining things to people. Fucking brutal every time she tries to explain anything.

Meiz said...

"Is this a show or on Fallon's show?"

It's a show on Spike or something.

Blue said...

Oh i see it now, wonder if they have to pay Fallon royalties

Keef said...

John Krasinski Is an executive producer of the show


And Legend and butterface are married

Keef said...

Goddamn car insurance has gone up $20/mo in the last 2 years. Time to find new insurance I guess

Blue said...

I know someone you can call

Blue said...

I got fucked on my insurance because we filed a claim for a windshield replacement, and then a small accident.

Didn't realize the windshield claim would fuck me over so bad

Blue said...

Like 60 more per month because of the 200 wondshield.

Stupid fucking insurance

Keef said...

Are you sure it wasn't the small accident that bumped up your premium?

Keef said...

I know someone you can call



I'm not an agent

Blue said...

Its the combination of the two, if I just had the accident my insurance is 60/month lower.

Blue said...

Visitor here has a puchuli oil stink about him

Meiz said...

patchouli

Keef said...

Bless you

Aitch said...

I had to have my windshield replaced 7 weeks after buying the car. I'm glad it's covered in MA, because the windshield was $800. I was shocked!

Keef said...

I wrote a $7k check for a Maserati windshield 2 weeks ago

Meiz said...

Authentico Brooklyn style pizza from Domino's tonight. Mangia!

tem said...

Seems high

Keef said...

French toast and bacon tonight

tem said...

I hate breakfast for dinner

Blue said...

Didn't realize Keith had a Maserati

/lp

Meiz said...

"I hate breakfast for dinner"

You ANIMAL. What is wrong with you?

Keef said...

Bold

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