Thursday, April 30, 2015

Draft Day

Man I love me some draft. I was going to do a mock here but mad busy yo so just some thoughts.

Mariota > Winston IMO

Dante Fowler Jr. - best player on the board IMO

Vic Beasly is a project. Projects shouldn't be drafted in the first round (unless they are drafted by the Giants then it's ok because they know better than everyone, example : Jason Pierre Paul).

Think Tennessee is dumb if they trade out of 2, Mariota is clearly the play here. Doesn't matter what the Browns offer.

Also, the Browns don't deserve Mariota.

I hope Amari Cooper develops a british accent. Black dudes with British accents are cool.

Gruden is a god damn national treasure.

Also, I love how he shits on Kiper.

I don't see any corners going in the first round, according to my own big board.

Weak field overall for defensive backs

Big Bud Dupree fan.

Rounds 2-4 win championships.

Random thoughts:

Shame the Clips/Spurs series will be over. Great times so far.

I want to stop feeling tired.

Mayweather is an asshole but he's the best.

Billy D making the jump. Not sure how TP feels about that.

I'm going to miss the shit out of David Letterman

I don't get why politicians try and blame each other for things like the Baltimore riots. It's like assholes, it's not always about red and blue. They are just the worst. Both sides suck.

Things like that always boil down to one thing to me, economics. A stable economy in any city large or small is the key to success. Whether dems or republicans are in charge instead of fighting for lobbyists and special interest groups and political power they should fight for the people of their district. Create jobs.

CNN is a clown show

Fucking Avengers

Apple's first quarter is redonk on HGH.

Be careful with that iCarly chick boys, she's a lying hoe on that show.

Wedding song update : The ginger meiz crushes on is #1 "Thinking Out Loud"
(last year it was All of You, Legend)


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Keef said...

you never know, sometimes UF gets lucky and finds a dirtbag liar who happens to be great coach with week heart and a huge vagina.



The bitterness makes me smile

Meiz said...

"I don't see any corners going in the first round, according to my own big board."

Packers

Meiz said...

More like Urban LIAR, amirite?

Meiz said...

Test

Meiz said...

Work computer stopped displaying the other avi. Annoying.

arrrggghhhhh matey said...

I want to visit meiz at work one day and observe

Meiz said...

We'd do a lot of sitting around doing nothing. Pretty sure I'm overpaid at this point.

arrrggghhhhh matey said...

don't tell your boss that

Meiz said...

Oh god, never.

Meiz said...

I don't like Mariota or Famous Jameis

Meiz said...

I mean, I like Jameis because he's hilarity and all, but not so much as a top 2 pick.

ToddPacker said...

I think Jameis is more Big Ben than JaMarcus. he should be ok in the NFL as long as he stays out of trouble off the field

arrrggghhhhh matey said...

"as long as he stays out of trouble off the field "

seems like an impossible task for him.

arrrggghhhhh matey said...

I'm not excited about Winston or Mariota.

I think I'd rather the Bucs trade the pick or go with that DL guy from USC or wherever.

But they are picking Jameis.

Meiz said...

I've seen mocks that have the Lions getting Gurley. I'd be elated with that. Need a DL or 2, too.

Meiz said...

I guess OL, too.

Blue said...

gurley to the lions is a waste. They don't need a RB

if they draft him their GM is playing fantasy football instead of trying to win

Blue said...

I don't know if I've ever seen so much difference of opinion on 2 QBs.

you read some analytic guys like PFF and they say mariota grades out only below Andrew Luck in the last 10 years and that Winston is more likely to be a middle of the pack starter.

I read the next guy (non-analytic) and he says that mariota will be a bust and winston is the second coming

then the third guy says they will both suck

The thing that scares the shit out of me about winston is he was way too careless with the ball last year. Too many turnovers, and that's against shitty defenses. Multiply that times 100 and we could be looking at the next Tim Couch

Mariota not working from under center is a concern, but if i'm the coach, shit you just adapt. If he can't do it, then you shift your offense. Not necessarily to the spread, but run a lot of shotgun or pistol and go from there.

Blue said...

not sure i'm a fan of the google chrome

Keef said...

I hope the goddamn Bengals pick jaelen strong

Meiz said...

I don't care for Chrome. I still like Firefox best.

Blue said...

bengals are going to pick gurley

Blue said...

bengals should be trying to trade up and get mariota (the next akili smith)

Keef said...

They aren't picking Gurley

arrrggghhhhh matey said...

I don't see how anyone says that Winston or Mariota are as can't miss as Luck or Manning when they came out.

arrrggghhhhh matey said...

not that anyone here said that, but to Blue's point you see people saying Mariota is only behind Luck and things of that ilk.

tem said...

"Cmk is going too. So is hsil. Hopefully she wears her short shorts like she usually does"

pics are needed

ToddPacker said...

looks like it's official, billy d gets a 5 year deal with OKC

tem said...

with Billy D it might be best to wait a week to see if he actually stays at OK longer than 4 days.

ToddPacker said...

very true, tem, but I don't think he's going to pull that shit again

Keef said...

pics are needed



I will do my best

tem said...

yeah he probably won't do it again.

tem said...

keef's best better be good.

its a birthday party so pictures are expected.

tem said...

tell her some short horny NYer wants some pics and she what she does.

Keef said...

Cmk just said hsil might not going because she's going to be out all day helping her friend shop for wedding dresses. The wedding is next March

Keef said...

I still think she'll go. Her husband is gonna be in Palm Springs for a bachelor party, so she's going to be bored.

tem said...

will she be too tired to go to a golf/beer party?

tem said...

next march thing aside.

Keef said...

LSU OL kid who is a potential top 10 pick is either really really unlucky or a giant piece of shit

tem said...

can't it be both?

Keef said...

It could, I guess.

Meiz said...

I was shocked to discover hsil is married.

Meiz said...

We lost one of the true greats.

tem said...

Not until she has some kids and then it gets wrecked.

tem said...

Haven't had a good Csil story in a bit.

El Padrino said...

best comparison I heard for mariota was Russell Wilson but 6'3

Meiz said...

They're selling full bottles of wine at the Draft thingy for $7 a pop. Gotta be the best sports booze deal ever.

tem said...

At baby doc for btem #2.....like 3 hot chicks just came out. Never hot chicks here.

El Padrino said...

Or 6'5

El Padrino said...

Congratulations tem

Blue said...

i didn't even know tem was married

/lp

Blue said...

apparently my new company is opening some stores in Columbus and milwaukee...it's like they use LOV as a guide for opening places.

except not houston, or boston or jersey

Meiz said...

Meijer?

Keef said...

Haven't had a good Csil story in a bit.



She's boring.

tem said...

how did she get boring?

tem said...

"apparently my new company is opening some stores in Columbus "

what company?

fitness stuff is hot now, but getting saturated. only so many fitness people in town. rest of us are fat and happy.

pretty soon all Columbus will have is restaurants and cross fit stores....and insurance companies.

Keef said...

how did she get boring?



She had a kid

tem said...

I didn't think that would stop her

tem said...

Astros are in first place? wtf?

Blue said...

yo soy fiesta

tem said...

bless you?

Blue said...

i might runny diary the draft tonight

Blue said...

might

Keef said...

Hopefully it's as good as your post from last week

El Padrino said...

Face

Blue said...

i said i'd post this week, and then some nube went and did it anyway

Blue said...

this whole la'el collins thing is crazy

if you're going to kill your baby mama, wait until after the draft

Blue said...

or maybe don't kill her

Keef said...

Maybe he didn't. Really shitty timing for him if he didn't

Blue said...

i don't understand wanting out of the draft and then into the supplemental draft though. If you know you're clean, you'll get picked and go earn a paycheck

he's still going to get picked this weekend, maybe not a 1st round pick, but the supplemental guys don't get the same guarantees as a normal pick right?

tem said...

I think they get the same guarantees.

So he'll go 4th round with this hanging over his head but after he gets cleared ahiik hell go round 1 or 2 supplemental.

tem said...

I think they get the same guarantees.

So he'll go 4th round with this hanging over his head but after he gets cleared ahiik hell go round 1 or 2 supplemental.

tem said...

I think they get the same guarantees.

So he'll go 4th round with this hanging over his head but after he gets cleared ahiik hell go round 1 or 2 supplemental.

tem said...

I think they get the same guarantees.

So he'll go 4th round with this hanging over his head but after he gets cleared ahiik hell go round 1 or 2 supplemental.

tem said...

Go blogger. 4 times!

Keef said...

Tem is at the draft and has a suite horn hat on

Keef said...

Man, mike mayock's lisp is awful

Keef said...

Goodell pronounced it Marcus Marioto

Keef said...

This draft is a clusterfuck

Blue said...

So is your face

tem said...

I'm at a bar with Joey Galloway

Meiz said...

Joey Galloway can still run a 4.2

El Padrino said...

Had that Galloway Jersey

Aitch said...

Ask him about his success as a Patriot. Oh, wait...

Aitch said...

"Mariota > Winston IMO"

Racist

Aitch said...

Avengers was fucking awesome. Any comic book geeks here should definitely go check it out

Keef said...

Nerds

tem said...

I didn't talk to him. But I went to hike school with a dude sitting with him. Joey was real confused wheN I interrupted his conversation but didn't talk to him and instead talked to one of the dudes he was with.

FYI joey is from the same area I am from so it is not odd that he was haging with someone from my hike school.

tem said...

Probably the first time ever someone Walked up to him and said excuse me and then proceeded to talk to the other guy......well maybe first time it happened when the other guy was just some normal dude. Probably happened a lot with other NFL or tOSU guys.

El Padrino said...

You're a dick

El Padrino said...

I'm Joey Fucking Galloway

I drive a Dodge Stratus!

El Padrino said...

If jets keep mo wilk that d will be redonk

Hope Fowler dat local Florida boy likes mushy peas

Chip is a maniac. Watch him deny he tried to move up

Mettenberger acting like he a star. Bitch please

tem said...

the offer they said the iggles made for the bucs #1 was redonk.

like 3 #1s, some #2s and #3s some apparently stud DT and "numerous other players"

NFW that offer was made.

Blue said...

I heard it was 2 #1's, sam bradford, the DT, some other picks and maybe another player

Blue said...

btw, no runny diary because the hotel didn't have ESPN

wtf kind of hotel doesn't have ESPN

Blue said...

i like that the broncos jumped up to take a guy who without his MJ arrest was a top 10 guy

Blue said...

i liked carolina taking shaq thompson...he deserved the love.

great college player, but no real defined NFL position, a smart guy like Rivera will figure out how to use him

Blue said...

surprised the pats didn't take Randy Gregory, would have been a good fit in their system, and total belichick move drafting a high value guy with some character issues.

maybe kraft told them hell no

Blue said...

my favorite line from yesterday's post

"I don't see any corners going in the first round, according to my own big board."

3 of the first 18 picks were corners, and I think there were 4 in the 1st round.

Blue said...

surprised that Landon Collins dropped out of the 1st,

Keef said...

Gems

Blue said...

this is why sports and stocks llc is booming

Blue said...

thanks for the heads up on amazon 2 weeks ago LP

El Padrino said...

Was cute Marcus rocked the beats by Dre headbuds He's pushing

El Padrino said...

corners and running backs are 2nd round people. IMO. With the caveat of all Americans like Peterson for LSu or Lacy


Also. Only the Mich St guy ranks in the top 25 scouts.Inc list.

cowboys pick was Hilarious
Kids shoulder doesn't even work

Aitch said...

"Also. Only the Mich St guy ranks in the top 25 scouts.Inc list."

So it wasn't really YOUR big board...

Aitch said...

"Was cute Marcus rocked the beats by Dre headbuds He's pushing"

Roger Goodell will announce the fine next week.

Blue said...

also liked when Danny Shelton came out in his dress and picked up the commish

tem said...

was glad to see the weed guy go to the state where it is legal.

tem said...

" heard it was 2 #1's, sam bradford, the DT, some other picks and maybe another player"


I would have taken this offer for Winston. Even though Bradford will get hurt.

2 #1s some other picks, the DT is apparently pretty good, I'm not sold on Winston or Mariota, I'd have taken it for sure.

maybe good for the Bucs that I am not in charge.

Blue said...

yeah, it sounded like quite the haul to get for the #2 pick. Hard to believe the Titans would say no, unless they really liked Mariota

Keef said...

Was cute Marcus rocked the beats by Dre headbuds He's pushing



Mariota, Winston, and Cooper all had them. Maybe that's why they all stayed home

tem said...

teams must really like Winston and Mariota.....or the deals that the media say were proposed weren't really proposed at all.

I think I believe that latter.

tem said...

***believe the latter

Blue said...

not sure if the jameis winston photo of him with crab legs is funny, or just another indication of an arrogant dude who just doesn't get it

tem said...

I believe the latter

Blue said...

i believe the ladder

Blue said...

La el collins has decided that if he's not drafted tonight (2nd or 3rd round) that he will not sign, and just sit out a year and enter the draft next year

dude...just get on the field and play, if you're good, you'll get paid

Blue said...

dude is freezing me out of the office right now, turn down the aC man

Meiz said...

I am fucking bored. Should have done more golf stuff today.

El Padrino said...

Skunkpatch said no deal truly ever existed

Meiz said...

Giannis clobbering Dunleavy last night was awesome

Blue said...

or less golf stuff

Blue said...

as a resident of San Diego, i can play Torrey Pines fairly reasonably

Meiz said...

"as a resident of San Diego, i can play Torrey Pines fairly reasonably"

Better get to knocking the rust off.

Blue said...

like $60 for the north course

Blue said...

yeah, lots of rust would have to get knocked off

$40 for the north course and $60 for the south course.

no idea which one they play the US Open on though...i think it's the south

Blue said...

it's also probably booked for the next 9 years

El Padrino said...

Hope Landon Collins is there for Giants

Blue said...

money may, or manny

who ya got

Blue said...

apparently the steelers are trying to move up to get Landon Collins

Blue said...

i bet he's one of the first guys taken in the 2nd round, same with Gregory

Blue said...

giants moved up to top pick of the 2nd round

Keef said...

Giants moving up to 33

Keef said...

Goddamnit blue

Blue said...

who makes the trade and then sits on the clock

make the pick damnit

Keef said...

Charlie Strong isnt bringing s lot to this show

Keef said...

Landon Collins. LP is happy

El Padrino said...

Or go get him. Yes!

Blue said...

yep, landon collins...good work EP

Blue said...

oops, giants meant to select La'el Collins

Keef said...

He will stroke you if you come across the middle of the field

Keef said...

TB gonna take fisher

Keef said...

Or Donovan smith

Keef said...

That's what I meant

tem said...

Yay Another character issue guy

tem said...

They are showing highlights of this dudes dad....wtf?

Keef said...

I hate how there's 5 minutes between when the pick is in and it's announced

Keef said...

O-H

tem said...

Mel Kiper says "could have been a first round pick" about everyone so far.

tem said...

I hate how they have some random dude from the team's history announce the pick.

Keef said...

Nfln is the better

El Padrino said...

does Todd McShay shave yet?

El Padrino said...

Mort is clearly losing it. Did he have a stroke? He can't speak.

Aitch said...

Mort lost it a while ago

Keef said...

Ickey!

Keef said...

I like the Fisher pick. Still need a WR

Keef said...

Hope Jaelen Strong can keep falling

Keef said...

Good pick for the LIONS

Keef said...

Of course Dallas takes randy Gregory

Blue said...

bucs took a DIII guy? shoulda taken tem

Blue said...

no QBs in round 2

tem said...

D 3 is a hotbed for offensive linemen

Keef said...

Ladanian Tomlinson just said Steven Jackson is getting a little old in the tooth

Blue said...

falcons have like 17 running backs

Aitch said...

Can anyone explain to me what the Colts are doing? Their defense can't stop anyone and they've taken mostly offensive players.

Keef said...

Seems like you know what they're doing

Keef said...

I got Dortmund in the derby

tem said...

Scoring more points is how you win.

tem said...

Sort mind didn't win

Keef said...

True story

tem said...

Watched 5 minutes of Cougar Town. I loled. Good show.

Blue said...

fight was boring.

i miss the iron mike days where you just go in and destroy somebody

Keef said...

In the face, jean segura!

Meiz said...

"Watched 5 minutes of Cougar Town. I loled. Good show."

Cougar Town is a totally decent show

ToddPacker said...

congrats on the Ron firing, meiz

Meiz said...

Woo hoo!

tem said...

happy birthday keef.

Meiz said...

"Can anyone explain to me what the Colts are doing? Their defense can't stop anyone and they've taken mostly offensive players."

Your face is offensive.

Keef said...

Thanks major tom

tem said...

I'm captain now

tem said...

no idea if that is a promotion or demotion. probably not even terms used in the same branch.

I don't know military ranks.

Blue said...

I'm de captin now

Keef said...

Counsell should teach all the Breer's to bat like he did

tem said...

brewers were better when they were on PEDs

Blue said...

breers were better when they had guys named Robin

Keef said...

Not much

tem said...

But better

tem said...

Today is an odd day for keef.

Meiz said...

I fucked up my knee pretty good on Friday. Hurts like a mother.

Keef said...

It's actually an even day

Meiz said...

Happy birthday, Kevin.



Creeper.

El Padrino said...

How do you guys remember everyone's birthdays. It's so cute.

Keef said...

Yeah sorry for the creepiness. Tem axed for it. Or someone did

Aitch said...

I only remember Keith's because it's on Star Wars Day and he hates Star Wars. Everyone else, Facebook reminds me.

El Padrino said...

Fucking Facebook

Keef said...

Fucking people who think they're above it

El Padrino said...

Above it? Like It's beneath me?

You Got the wrong idea slick. I hate it because people are the worst. I happen to think It's an ingenious invention and Wish I could be be on it without seeing something that will infuriate me

Sure I can block them or not follow them but then It becomes a huge waste of time.

Basically It's a yahuge pain in the ass.

El Padrino said...

And Happy birthday slapnuts

Keef said...

Above it. Got it.

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