Thursday, April 30, 2015

Draft Day

Man I love me some draft. I was going to do a mock here but mad busy yo so just some thoughts.

Mariota > Winston IMO

Dante Fowler Jr. - best player on the board IMO

Vic Beasly is a project. Projects shouldn't be drafted in the first round (unless they are drafted by the Giants then it's ok because they know better than everyone, example : Jason Pierre Paul).

Think Tennessee is dumb if they trade out of 2, Mariota is clearly the play here. Doesn't matter what the Browns offer.

Also, the Browns don't deserve Mariota.

I hope Amari Cooper develops a british accent. Black dudes with British accents are cool.

Gruden is a god damn national treasure.

Also, I love how he shits on Kiper.

I don't see any corners going in the first round, according to my own big board.

Weak field overall for defensive backs

Big Bud Dupree fan.

Rounds 2-4 win championships.

Random thoughts:

Shame the Clips/Spurs series will be over. Great times so far.

I want to stop feeling tired.

Mayweather is an asshole but he's the best.

Billy D making the jump. Not sure how TP feels about that.

I'm going to miss the shit out of David Letterman

I don't get why politicians try and blame each other for things like the Baltimore riots. It's like assholes, it's not always about red and blue. They are just the worst. Both sides suck.

Things like that always boil down to one thing to me, economics. A stable economy in any city large or small is the key to success. Whether dems or republicans are in charge instead of fighting for lobbyists and special interest groups and political power they should fight for the people of their district. Create jobs.

CNN is a clown show

Fucking Avengers

Apple's first quarter is redonk on HGH.

Be careful with that iCarly chick boys, she's a lying hoe on that show.

Wedding song update : The ginger meiz crushes on is #1 "Thinking Out Loud"
(last year it was All of You, Legend)

Friday, April 10, 2015

El Pad Update

I'm doing fine.

Some topics to discuss.

Ted Cruz is a nut.
Rand Paul, slightly less nutty.

No chance Hillary is president. Bet. 5G's.

Equal pay for woman. Um, but, so, let me... Well first I want to say.....


Funny how they ignore and by they I mean anyone who talks about it that, equal pay for women or woman as El Pad would say, the fact that it's not the norm in all industries. In most? Probably. But in porn woman get paid more, you don't see a sweaty cock union picketing asking for equal pay for men. Modeling. Hairdressers, especially if you discount the gay men as actually being men. There is equal pay in most government posts, funny how no one mentions that. SEC of State makes whatever it is the Sec of State makes. A frog can be Sec and State and the frog would get paid the same.

Also you know on average males, no matter the color but for this argument white works best, work harder than women, take less time off, spend more time in the office and generally are just better at their job?

Let's talk Iran.

Ending U.S. sanctions on a country that prays Death to America daily is ok with me as long as we never actually allow them to make a bomb. It's like when the kids play with that fake kitchen. They think they are cooking......

Also I'd like to add centrifuge to my annual xmas wish list.

I want to see Furious 7 so I can cry.

Damn shame NFL has a muzzle on ESPN. I need some Pedro Gomez in my life with daily Aaron Hernandez trial speak. I understand why the NFL network refuses to not even acknowledge it but damn ESPN. How does it feel to swim in that programming blood money?

Listeria hummus won't sell well.

CUBA? Sure why not. That country is more behind the times than North Korea.

Fast food pay raises? I mean I guess. Let me ask though what does the amount of money a corporation makes have to do with what they pay their employees? Assembling a burger takes little effort and requires zero skill. Why should they pay anyone anything more than what the job requires. I believe in paying people according to living wage and keeping up with inflation but not basing it on how nice a company's balance sheet looks. And stop having children if you can't afford the ones you already have. What does Ronald McDonald have to do with you being a whore.

John Oliver, we are lucky to have him.

Think I'm gonna get the boys together to watch the draft at an establishment.

Every time Harvey pitches I'm hard.

Top Of The Page Material:

"Idiots with nothing better to do"

"Most Boston sports fans are just douchebags. Because most people from New England are douchebags." - tem

"Obama got elected because of the Rooney rule" - Jug

"you should never let debt stop you from pro-creating anyway" - El Padrino

"If you agree with EP, change your opinion." - H

"i'm dumb and sensitive. basically i'm a woman" - L Padrino

"I'm so horny this morning. If there wasn't this sex offender list going around id grope bitches on the train this morning" - L Padrino