Thursday, March 05, 2015

What the hell was Indiana Jones flying

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El Padrino said...

Say hi to your mom for me

Keef said...

$30 gift card of your choice



Deal

Meiz said...

It was Han Solo, not Indiana Jones.

El Padrino said...

OK nerd

Jugdish said...

It was Han Solo, not Indiana Jones.


I would say Indiana Jones because he was flying a WWII plane when he crashed. Maybe he was looking for the inflatable raft when the plane was going down.

Blue said...

Indy even has a line "fly yes, land no"

El Padrino said...

Isis is tossing gay dudes off high buildings in Syria

tem said...

it was a plane.

it looks like a mustang.

tem said...

a P51 or something like that.

tem said...

I might need to research this ISIS stuff. I don't even know what country(ies?) they operate out of.

Blue said...

It's like midget tossing

Blue said...

Mostly Syria.

You looking to join?

Blue said...

Hello FBI

Blue said...

Or CIA

Not sure who is the watchdog

Blue said...

B-marsh to the jets

Blue said...

Thoughts jug


Discuss

tem said...

"You looking to join?"

no.

tem said...

Pats better be scared of the Jets now.

Keef said...

Let's move this to group text

Blue said...

Jets still don't have anyone to throw the ball to decker Harvin and b-marsh

tem said...

mariotta

Keef said...

Hoyer

Keef said...

Poor Tyler's kid. Every post about him involves Star Wars.

El Padrino said...

Nerd

El Padrino said...

Boeheim suspended

NCAA hammer

tem said...

so much for that 1,000 win party next year.

tem said...

108 wins vacated.

Keef said...

That's temporary

/Paterno

El Padrino said...

Oof

Meiz said...

Vacated wins is the dumbest shit ever.

Blue said...

Worst feeling ever,

When you have to take a shit and all the stalls are full

Meiz said...

"Brewers" getting no-hit today

El Padrino said...

Harvey

That is all

Meiz said...

H out here getting tattooed for the sake of getting tattooed.

Aitch said...

Happy birthday, Meiz

Aitch said...

"H out here getting tattooed for the sake of getting tattooed"

You say that like it's a bad thing

El Padrino said...

I want croquembouche for breakfast

Aitch said...

I have no idea what that is

Meiz said...

"You say that like it's a bad thing"

I do not.

I stay out here getting drunk for the sake of getting drunk. Go get your tattoos & shit.

El Padrino said...

It's a tower of cream puffs. It's glorious

ToddPacker said...

"Happy birthday, Meiz"

happy birthday you old bastard

tem said...

Going to tOSU game today with the kid. Not sure it's a good idea.

Blue said...

Suh to the fish

Meiz said...

"Going to tOSU game today with the kid. Not sure it's a good idea."

You spelled Badgers game wrong.

Keef said...

Don't act like you're a fan, Mize

Meiz said...

You're right, I don't care for OSU

El Padrino said...

My phone adjusted for daylight savings time by two hours instead of one. wft

tem said...

"You spelled Badgers game wrong."

you mix me up with my wife.

tem said...

oh nm, I thought you were referring to her facebook post where she said she was at the "Bashers" game.

tem said...

"My phone adjusted for daylight savings time by two hours instead of one. wft"

that's funny.

Meiz said...

"My phone adjusted for daylight savings time by two hours instead of one. wft"

IN THE FACE!

Keef said...

That's weird. My phone didn't change at all.

Blue said...

Fuckin non conformists

Keef said...

No rioting this week, ok Mize?

Keef said...

Fuckin non conformists


Not changing the time is normal.

tem said...

is it?

Blue said...

I think it's abnormal

Keef said...

365/366 days in a year. 363/364 of those days, time doesn't change. Changing time appears to be abnormal.

tem said...

so is having a birthday abnormal?

364 days a year I don't have one. but 1 day I do. is it abnormal to have a birthday?

Meiz said...

"No rioting this week, ok Mize?"

What about? Walker?

El Padrino said...

Rip Biggie

Keef said...

What about? Walker?


Hands up don't shoot

Keef said...

so is having a birthday abnormal?

364 days a year I don't have one. but 1 day I do. is it abnormal to have a birthday?



Exactly. Now you're getting it.

Keef said...

Video of Suge knight running over those dudes is crazy

tem said...

Blue needs to start a new game when he wins

Meiz said...

Wow, my supervisor's boss is telling her to give me a written warning for something I had absolutely nothing to do with. I have no clue what he's talking about.

Aitch said...

You should compliment her ass. That will save you.

tem said...

You'll find out in the warning letter I guess

tem said...

H some cash for domain going out shortly. Had it ready with a little extra and a note to have a beer but theN I saw FB post. Need to rewrite note.

Meiz said...

"You'll find out in the warning letter I guess"

The hell I will. I'm not signing a damn thing.

tem said...

I bet you could read it without signing it

tem said...

I bet you could read it without signing it

Meiz said...

Someone else can read it to me

Keef said...

Does boss's boss not know about special case status?

Meiz said...

I should tell him.

Aitch said...

Thanks, Tem.

El Padrino said...

Fuck Curt Schilling

tem said...

No thanks

Keef said...

Old news

El Padrino said...

like your face

El Padrino said...

Why congratulate your daughter on the twitter machine? Don't you Fucking see her.

Moron.

Internet is a prison full of Burkina and heathens. Wake up.

El Padrino said...

Fucking eagles man. Go away

El Padrino said...

What's Burkina? Fucking autocorrect on the phone is way off.

El Padrino said...

Nutjobs = Burkina

Right

El Padrino said...

Nutjobs = Burkina

Right

Jugdish said...

"My phone adjusted for daylight savings time by two hours instead of one. wft"


damn blackberries

Jugdish said...

Rip Biggie


he was no dimebag

/aitch

Meiz said...

"Video of Suge knight running over those dudes is crazy"

I guess his team is claiming self-defense now.

Keef said...

They were claiming it from the start. They're saykng the video backs it up

Keef said...

Maybe him backing up and hitting the dude at his window could be believable as self defense. But then he's out in the street and can leave, but he decides to pull back into the lot and hit dude a second time and then hit another dude and flee the scene. Probably not self defense there.

tem said...

congratulating your daughter on the twitter machine is done so that you look better to everyone else.

hey look at me, I'm a great dad, I am congratulating my daughter. yeah MMMMMMMEEEEEEEEEE!!!! MMMMMEEEEEEEE!!!!!

tem said...

murder porn

tem said...

you watch gross things

tem said...

its sad they got kilt

Meiz said...

It is sad.

Keef said...

Yeah getting kilt is sadder

Keef said...

Sitting in the dr office waiting for my yearly physical. Hopefully dr j stayed home today

Jugdish said...

keef's doc

Aitch said...

"he was no dimebag

/aitch"

twhnbs

tem said...

"Sitting in the dr office waiting for my yearly physical. "

that's odd.

Keef said...

You're odd

Aitch said...

Enjoy Shane Vereen, EP.

Keef said...

No finger in the butt today, which is nice

Aitch said...

That's a plus. Kod would be disappointed.

Aitch said...

Pats re-sign FB James Devlin

Championship!

Keef said...

Dumb chola next to me at work is so retarded. Anything health related is allergies to her. I'll be stuffed up and if I sniff once she's like oh do you have allergies. Old lady next to her has been coughing her lungs up for the last 10 minutes and chola is like here I have some allergy medication if you need it.

tem said...

your face is odd

tem said...

dos meiz know what he is in trouble for yet?

Jugdish said...

not reading the letter

Keef said...

He ran a report that his boss is solely responsible for

Keef said...

Big no-no

Meiz said...

I did not know the US Mint did a Puerto Rico quarter.

Meiz said...

"dos meiz know what he is in trouble for yet?"

No. Nobody has mentioned this alleged fiasco since I told them I absolutely had zero involvement. It think the new chick fucked up, and since we both have the same initials, mgmt figured I did it.

Meiz said...

So naturally, they're not going to discipline a noob.

El Padrino said...

Nice

Keef said...

I pulled out some change the other day to get a soda popinski and what I thought was a dime was a silver 1943 wheat penny. I'm gonna be a millionaire

Jugdish said...

I'm gonna be a millionaire


Somebody's gotta go back and get a shit load of dimes!

Blue said...

Meiz would not join the SAEs

Blue said...

I didn't know the sae frat was a whites only place?

Seems like athletes joined there when I was in collitch

Blue said...

But I could be misremembering

El Padrino said...

Jimmy Graham traded to Seahawks

Meiz said...

"Meiz would not join the SAEs"

I'm more of a Kappa

Blue said...

I was thinking AKL

Blue said...

Jake locker retiring? Dude is like 25

Meiz said...

Haloti Ngata to LIONS!?

Meiz said...

Only giving up 4th & 5th rounders.

Blue said...

Meiz is a little crazy with the cholo talk. What's next, is he going to start calling his girl, lil puppet?

El Padrino said...

NFL going ham

Meiz said...

No Suh? Ngata problem.

Meiz said...

Sam Bradford traded to the Eagles

Keef said...

Bradtard to Eagles for foles

Keef said...

Dick

Keef said...

I don't get the graham trade from New Orleans side

El Padrino said...

Picks and cap space.

Keef said...

The 31st pick. Whooptie doo

tem said...

i don't get the foles trade at all. wtf is wrong with chip Kelly?

Meiz said...

"I don't get the graham trade from New Orleans side"

Dumb for giving a TE a yuge contract

Aitch said...

I think New Orleans takes a big cap hit for trading him as well.

El Padrino said...

They flipped an asset for flexibility. And two players.

He's a beast but an expensive beast. Saints need to get tougher. They constantly lose the line of scrimmage battle. Graham was not helping in that area. And was thier biggest asset.

El Padrino said...

Chip is angling for Marcus. has to be. Otherwise these moves will begin to lose the locker room.

El Padrino said...

Revis is a whore and I loveeeee it

Aitch said...

Yea, I really don't get why everyone here is so shocked about him leaving. The common narrative was "oh, now he knows what it's like to win, so he'll stay."

My counterargument had simply been, "he has his ring and now will go get paid like he always has."

Aitch said...

Everyone knew when he signed that contract last year that included a $25 million cap number for 2015 that he'd never see that second year. People forgot, I guess.

tem said...

nobody forgot. the media is trying to write stories like we should be shocked.

nobody is shocked he didn't stay on that contract.

people might be surprised he didn't sign a new one with the Pats, but nobody is shocked that he got cut.

tem said...

and like H said nobody should be surprised he chased the money.

he always went after the money.

good for him.

tem said...

"Chip is angling for Marcus. "


Foles plus picks for Bradtard kind of fucks up any angling for Mariota.

he threw in some key chips he would have needed to trade up for Mariota. his offense coordinator loves Bradtard. Bradtard is going to start until he gets hurt then the Sanchize takes over.

Meiz said...

Chip's ruining the Eagles, and it's hilarious

Aitch said...

Guy on NBC sports radio overnight was trying to spin it like the Eagles were gonna flip Bradford to move up. I think he forgot he was talking about Sam Bradford.

Meiz said...

My take on Chip is that everyone's like "We all know what you're trying to do, and we all know you're doing it entirely wrong"

tem said...

"My take on Chip is that everyone's like "We all know what you're trying to do, and we all know you're doing it entirely wrong""


I have no idea what he is trying to do. He can't be that retarded.
Or I guess evidence says he can.

It is mind bottling.

tem said...

maybe he will flip Bradford and some spare parts to the Lions for Downs Stafford.

Aitch said...

I'm starting to think Chip Kelly is actually a Cowboys fan.

tem said...

or he uses Madden on Xbox to see if his trades work.

tem said...

literally nothing about that Foles deal makes sense to me.


it doesn't appear to be an upgrade at QB.

you lose draft picks.

you increase salary by like $10M.


WTF?

El Padrino said...

Literally Nothing about your face makes sense to me

Blue said...

Foles will be a free agent at the end of next year, so if you aren't committed to him long term then why play out a season and just let him walk?

Blue said...

Same thing the pats did with mallett, and people are suggesting with the Broncos backup.

Especially if chip has already made up his mind that Sanchez is a better fit than foles

El Padrino said...

It's clear chip has spoken to teams about moving up and more teams prefer bradtard over files hence filling the cabinet with tard

Aitch said...

I still don't see any way that the Eagles have enough to move from 20th in the draft to a spot high enough to draft Mariotta

Blue said...

Two #1s and bradford would probably do.

Of course the bucs could take mariota 1 and fuck it all up for chip

Blue said...

Pats definitely got weaker on defense, but still in a shitty division and should win 12 games

Blue said...

I would have tried to keep revis over McCourty but that's just me

Aitch said...

I would have rather seen them keep Revis as well, but I'm guessing they knew he wasn't coming back when they agreed to the McCourty deal.

Keef said...

Foles will be a free agent at the end of next year, so if you aren't committed to him long term then why play out a season and just let him walk?



So getting Bradtard and everything that comes with him, and giving up a draft pick, is better than getting nothing in return?

Blue said...

It is if your looking to flip him, teams at the top of the draft probably don't want foles just for one year

Keef said...

I understand Bradtard was the #1 pick 100 years ago. Why in the wide wide world of sports would any team at the top of the draft want to trade for him now?

Blue said...

Because he is better than what they have

Aitch said...

Twice nothing is still nothing.

Meiz said...

I just read an article on SBN, and Chip says Bradford is the guy he was targeting because the thinks Sam can run the offense best. I call bullshit.

Keef said...

Chip was pretty successful at Oregon and has been 10-6 both years in Philly. He moves seem weird, but whatever he's done in the past seems to work

tem said...

"teams at the top of the draft probably don't want foles just for one year"

they probably don't want Bradford at all.

Blue said...

Trust in chip

Blue said...

Chip was already offered a 1st round pick for bradtard

Blue said...

Probably by belichick

El Padrino said...

How bout the coward that secretly taped the racist chant in the OU frat?

Stand up for What you believe in confront it.

Meiz said...

He did.

Blue said...

Problem solved

tem said...

"Chip was already offered a 1st round pick for bradtard"

nfw

Aitch said...

"Chip was already offered a 1st round pick for bradtard"

According to a report by Chip.

Blue said...

Are u calling chip a liar?

El Padrino said...

Chip recorded it

El Padrino said...

Fucking Chip

Blue said...

Cutler to stay

Meiz said...

I just remembered I only have to work 3 days next week.

tem said...

1st round in 2025 maybe.

Aitch said...

El PaMortenson

Keef said...

So philly got Bradtard, Alonso, and now Ryan Mathews. Did they get a new medical staff?

Meiz said...

those 3 played in 8 out of 48 possible games last season. Or something like that.

tem said...

maybe chip is tanking for Cardale Jones.

Keef said...

hello 200 lbs

El Padrino said...

By the way I lost ten pounds in three weeks just by giving up meat for lent. With that said I can't wait to start eating meat regularly again

El Padrino said...

By the way I lost ten pounds in three weeks just by giving up meat for lent. With that said I can't wait to start eating meat regularly again

El Padrino said...

By the way I lost ten pounds in three weeks just by giving up meat for lent. With that said I can't wait to start eating meat regularly again

Aitch said...

Did you lose 10 pounds in three weeks?

Aitch said...

Ask me how!

/aitch

/keef

tem said...

How Did LP Lose weight? How much did he lose?

Keef said...

Fucking lent

Keef said...

I gave up lent

Keef said...

For lent

Keef said...

Bold

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