Monday, March 30, 2015

Runny diary

I was going to do a runny diary of the I heart radio music awards. Then the first award for best lyrics came on and the nominees included Sam Smith, John Legend, Ed Shereen and the winner was Taylor Swift. Taylor Swift won an award for best lyrics. On an actual "awards" show. In real life. I realized at that point that this was the worst show ever made. So I fast forwarded through most of the rest of the show. FF to the layperson. Here are some highlights. Kelly Clarkson don't give a fuck how fat she is. She looks like she ate Kelly Clarkson. Iggy Azalea might be irrelevant in a year. She does the same thing in every song. Megan Trainor is yahuge. Ya.....Huge. I really really really really am trying to learn to tolerate country music. Really I am. But I can't. I'm sorry. Whenever is comes on, I try to "appreciate" it, but I end up changing it after a minute. Sue me.

Beisbol is almost here. Giants won't win this year. I'm picking a Blue Jays/Nationals World Series. Gross. The Yankees and Red Sux will fight for 4th/5th place. The Breer's will finish in 4th or 5th and I will win $30 from Mize.

NBA finals will be Cleveland and Houston. I've seen 7 minutes of nba all season.

NHL finals will be LA and Pittsburgh. I've seen zero minutes of hockey and don't even know if those two teams are in the playoffs.

Kentucky will win the NCAA title.

I'm going to Arlington this week. I hope I see the changing of the guard.

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Aitch said...

Whoa... New post

Keef said...

16/18

tem said...

you aren't invited to country music. you are not ready

tem said...

I'm going to Arlington in later April.

TX though.

tem said...

12 - 18

my daughter is sad I missed one of those.

Keef said...

Bieber roast on Comedy Central tonight

Keef said...

my daughter is sad I missed one of those.


You have a kid? Congrats!

/lp

Keef said...

you aren't invited to country music. you are not ready



Clearly

Aitch said...

"Bieber roast on Comedy Central tonight"

I wish they were literally roasting him.

Keef said...

I don't find roasts funny at all

/h

El Padrino said...

Ha. Houston and Cavs is real possibility

El Padrino said...

man the media is sucking mad college coach dick with this final 4.

Kids getting no love

Meiz said...

Cubs optioned Rizzo and Bryant to AAA today. The Cubs are not ready. Breer's will not finish 4th or 5th.




And the Badgers are going to beat Kentucky.

Or get blown the fuck out.

Meiz said...

I am terrified of the 2016 Chicago Cubs. Don't tell anyone I said that.

Keef said...

Rizzo huh

ToddPacker said...

Meiz, how good was this line from Abraham?

"There is a vast ocean of shit you people don’t know shit about. Rick knows every grain of said shit and then some"

ToddPacker said...

can see UK losing, especially after the close call to ND

ToddPacker said...

*can't

Keef said...

Yeah I think that was their 1 close game

Meiz said...

"There is a vast ocean of shit you people don’t know shit about. Rick knows every grain of said shit and then some"


LOVED it.

Meiz said...

And Deanna green lighting Rick to kill Pete? Shit's going DOWN next season.

Meiz said...

And Michonne put the blade back on her back. I knew that shit wasn't going to last. That broad's a killing machine.

Meiz said...

"Cubs optioned Rizzo and Bryant to AAA today."


This is wrong. Bryant & Baez. My bad.

Aitch said...

Wtf are you two rambling on about?

ToddPacker said...

would have liked it if Glenn killed that shady guy

Keef said...

Baez sucks

Meiz said...

"would have liked it if Glenn killed that shady guy"

I can't believe he didn't. Someone's going to pay for letting him live.

Meiz said...

I was going through it last night. Thought we were going to lose Daryl, thought Glenn was gone, thought Rick might get got at the end. Too much. The Alexandrians are a shit show.

Meiz said...

And Gabe's gotta go. Get him the fuck out of the paint. He's a huge liability.

Keef said...

Spoiler alert

Meiz said...

I can't stand that complaining about spoiler alert bullshit(I know you're not doing it here). The show already aired. We already watched it. Your own fault for missing it.

Meiz said...

Whenever I see "spoilers" for shows I watch, it only makes me want to watch the episode I may have missed even more.

Keef said...

Sounds like LP with the "it doesn't affect me so it shouldn't affect anyone else" logic

Keef said...

But I have no idea what show yous guys are talking about

Meiz said...

Walking Dead

El Padrino said...

Clearly walking dead talk. And I dont even watch.

Means the main character has been through some shit so don't judge him on his actions.

Unless you have walked in his shoEs.

El Padrino said...

Boom

Keef said...

Seems like you watch

Meiz said...

The AP Stylebook banning dinger, bomb, and jack for baseball writers is fucking stupid.

Meiz said...

We got the award for top operating company servicing Cheesecake Factory on Friday. Like a boss.

Keef said...

How many companies service Cheesecake Factory?

Meiz said...

I don't know for sure. I think I've heard 37 opcos service them.

Meiz said...

They even gave us a trophy.

Meiz said...

I'm thinking about buying a bike.

Aitch said...

Bicycle or motorcycle?

Keef said...

We rode our bikes to Dunkin yesterday. Counterintuitive

Meiz said...

You'll never see me on a motorcycle. I'd kill myself.

Aitch said...

Meiz, you should hire Kod to file your lawsuit against Costco.

Meiz said...

Those fuckers

Keef said...

Mize is a St. John's fan now

Meiz said...

Little bit.

El Padrino said...

Queens represent

Meiz said...

He's from Brooklyn, you ninny.

ToddPacker said...

St John's is in Queens

Keef said...

Ha

Meiz said...

Oh, whatever. I guess I don't care where St John's is actually located.

Meiz said...

It could be in Timbuktu, and I'd hope they do well.

Keef said...

Sounds like an apology to me

Meiz said...

I had no idea what borough St John's is in. I made the assumption ol' hardhead was talking about Mullin.

Aitch said...

"I had no idea what borough St John's is in."

Haven't you ever seen Coming to America? "In the face! In the face!"

Keef said...

But they're at MSG which is in manhattan

tem said...

chael sonnen is great:

Fan: Do you think Anderson silva was juicing when he fought you?

Sonnen: By todays standards? Sure. More than I was? Doubtful.

Meiz said...

"Haven't you ever seen Coming to America?"

Don't you ever ask me this question again.

Aitch said...

Haven't you ever seen Coming to America?

Aitch said...

Both lawyers in the Hernandez trial sound like idiots.

Keef said...

Mize talk me out of dropping Fiers for Taj Walker

Keef said...

All lawyers sound like idiots

*fized

Meiz said...

"Mize talk me out of dropping Fiers for Taj Walker"

Taj Walker doesn't even show up in a google search, and Fiers can possibly be REALLY good for a long stretch this year.

In fact, I'm going to say Mike Fiers is going to be really good for an extended period of time. He's a good starter.

Keef said...

taijuan walker

Keef said...

So last week Fiers is all smoke and mirrors and will be disappointing. Today he's going to be really good

Meiz said...

"So last week Fiers is all smoke and mirrors and will be disappointing. Today he's going to be really good"


Welcome to Mike Fiers!

Meiz said...

But really, he is smoke & mirrors. He's just really good at the smoke & mirrors thing. There will be some disappointment during the season when a team or 3 figures him out. He's just got to maintain his delivery mechanics and release point so he can keep his 4 seamer effective.

Keef said...

Ok, if Fiers ends up being bad, I'm going to punch you in the vagina

Meiz said...

His curve is disgusting. It's a dead-ass 12 to 6 and it looks like it jumps up before breaking at times.

Keef said...

I want to pick up walker though. Maybe I'll drop Anibal Sanchez

Meiz said...

Holy crap, I think I really like Mike Fiers.

Keef said...

Do you need some time alone?

Meiz said...

I might.

Aitch said...

I was listening to coverage of Sox spring training a few weeks back and they said Joe Kelly was adding a pitch. Turns out it was a 4 seamer. How the fuck does a major league pitcher not know how to throw a 4 seamer?

Keef said...

Not throwing it =\= not knowing how to throw it.

Keef said...

Guys that don't typically throw hard usually don't throw 4 seamers because they don't move that much

tem said...

"All lawyers sound like idiots

*fized"

kod doesn't

tem said...

he's a 2 seam guy

Meiz said...

"How the fuck does a major league pitcher not know how to throw a 4 seamer?"


Straight as a string. Probably leaned on a 2-seamer for something that has some movement.

Meiz said...

Jeremy Jeffress throws a dead straight 4 seamer, but he can get away with it because he hits 99-100.

Aitch said...

I believe Kelly tops 95, but I'm not positive.

tem said...

"Scientific studies have shown that the four-seam fastball and the two-seam fastball have identical flight paths,[3] but the batter does perceive a difference between them. The difference is due to flicker fusion threshold.

Flicker fusion threshold is defined as the frequency at which an intermittent light stimulus appears to be completely steady to the average human observer; e.g., for a series of pictures to appear to create a moving picture, the frequency of the picture shown to a viewer has to be changed at a rate greater than the flicker fusion threshold. The flicker fusion threshold for humans is around 60 Hz.

A major league pitcher throws a baseball with a spin of around 20 rotations per second (RPS). A four-seam fastball has four seams crossing the vision of the batter, thus producing a flicker rate of 80 Hz. The result is the batter cannot perceive any features on the ball, thus has fewer visual cues to track it. The batter therefore perceives the four-seam fastball as faster and higher than a two-seam fastball."

kik

Keef said...

Words

Keef said...

Pacman on Google earth is great

Aitch said...

I find that the women who frequent Starbucks on average are more attractive than those who choose Dunkin Donuts. I wonder why.

Meiz said...

Starbucks is a place to be seen, DD is more get in and get out, IMO.

Meiz said...

My supervisor dislikes ice cream.

Meiz said...

and cake

Meiz said...

and pudding

Meiz said...

haberdashery

Blue said...

And penis

Blue said...

Starbucks doesn't have donuts, so women there are slimmer, it's science

tem said...

meiz's supervisor is not human

tem said...

DD is for fatties

Keef said...

SB doesn't have donuts but they have delicious Rice Krispie treats

Keef said...

DD is for fatties



Fuck off

Blue said...

Starbucks has some good coffee cake too

Meiz said...

I have never been in a Starbucks

Blue said...

Not surprises

Keef said...

True story on the coffee cake. And they have a dope banana bread with chocolate chips

Jugdish said...

As he left the courthouse, Kraft was heard saying, "It's very sad." He was later asked whether he sympathized for Lloyd's family.

"Yes," Kraft told reporters. "A man died."



agreed

/tem

Blue said...

It is sad, seems like a happy go lucky dude who liked to smoke weed and be happy.

Blue said...

And was really good at rolling blunts...one less homie

Blue said...

I've been listening to the trial pretty much everyday

Pretty strong case against Hernandez, but I think there may be a sliver of possibility for reasonable doubt.

I think he totally did it, but lawyers be lawyerin

tem said...

Sad

tem said...

goddman espn changed their webpage again.

fuckers

Meiz said...

Ha! My niece is in the local paper for the Easter egg hunt last weekend.

Aitch said...

I refuse to acknowledge that kid

/Meiz circa sister getting knocked up

ToddPacker said...

"Ha! My niece is in the local paper for the Easter egg hunt last weekend."

Jug's niece invented Easter egg hunts... and newspapers

Keef said...

The gif of curry breaking Paul's ankles last night is great

Jugdish said...

The gif of curry breaking Paul's ankles last night is great


mize hosting a podcast talking about curry breaking paul's ankles

Jugdish said...

... and newspapers


she didn't actually invent newspapers, but she was there.

Meiz said...

jesus, my supe has a ginormous forehead. It's off-putting.

Meiz said...

forehead goes to like, the top of her head.

tem said...

where is supposed to end?

Meiz said...

somewhere in the front?

tem said...

ah, top of head, not top of face.

rif.

my bad.

Meiz said...

She should look into bangs or something.

Meiz said...

New chick has to pull her head out of her ass

tem said...

You going to assist her?

Blue said...

Straight outta Compton trailer is dope

Blue said...

Suburban white kids of the 90s are gonna go nuts

Blue said...

I like that they used dre and cubes actual kids

tem said...

blank stare

tem said...

UFC is doing too much McGregor Aldo promoting. It is already a fight to see. You don't need any buildup.

tem said...

They better make up some story for why I would want to watch Ronda Rousey fight or why I want to watch Demetrius JOhnson just smoke some dude again.

LP likes seeing Johnson smoke dudes.

Aitch said...

Heyo!

Meiz said...

This cheesepie is stupid good

Aitch said...

Giordano's?

Meiz said...

I didn't say pizza.

Aitch said...

wtf is a cheesepie then?

Meiz said...

Even LP knows this one.

tem said...

cheesepie is cheesecake

El Padrino said...

Jesus aitch

El Padrino said...

keef good call on Starbucks banana bread. Shit was hdh

Makes up for the horrific text today

Aitch said...

Yea, I'm dumb.

tem said...

mort says browns are 90% done with Manziel. What does that even mean?

fucking mort.

Meiz said...

That's unfortunate

Meiz said...

I want John Pigskin to be successful, because fuck the haters.

tem said...

mort is terrible so Johnny Football will be MVP next year

Meiz said...

Dammit, the job I want here is being eliminated when the guy who has it starts his new position. That blows.

Meiz said...

Man, Ballpark brand hot dogs suck. Should've suck with Oscar Mayer.

tem said...

I like ballpark.

Meiz said...

They're a little too pasty for my taste.

tem said...

I don't even know what that means.

Blue said...

Wigger

Meiz said...

Falling asleep over here.

Blue said...

I need to come up with something to sell on Amazon.

Like a "how to get rich quick" manual

Blue said...

I hope Microsoft advertises their new browser with "THIS IS SPARTAN!!!!"

tem said...

"I need to come up with something to sell on Amazon."

mattresses

/lp

Meiz said...

Grass fed ribeye for lunch

tem said...

I hope Microsoft stock goes up

tem said...

Allison Stokke, yes please.

Meiz said...

Where have you been?

Blue said...

Awesome

Blue said...

Went full on Keith (grammar nazi) on an SG tweet,

It felt good, it felt right

tem said...

"Where have you been?"

working I guess. didn't see her until today.

Blue said...

She was hot like 5 years ago

ToddPacker said...

"Went full on Keith (grammar nazi) on an SG tweet,

It felt good, it felt right"

Gary didn't think so

El Padrino said...

This Bieber roast is fire

tem said...

Really 5 years ago? WtF intrawebs?

Meiz said...

"Really 5 years ago? WtF intrawebs?"

Dude, we were putting links ON HERE.

Jugdish said...

like this

Blue said...

"Gary didn't think so"

Fucking Gary

tem said...

i don't remember shit from 5 years ago and I rarely click on the links here.

tem said...

I have the exact opposite memory of what keith has.

Aitch said...

Keith is like an elephant

tem said...

his nose isn't that big

Blue said...

But his head is

tem said...

bazinga

Keef said...

Keith is like an elephant


I should get into a pyramid scheme

Jugdish said...

how?

Blue said...

Don't be at the bottom of the pyramd

Blue said...

Kod doesn't mind being a pyramid bottom

Keef said...

I wanted to have sexy time with the girl at the Michael Kors store. But, I didn't.

Meiz said...

So good looking chatty girl at the bar last night tells me I have nice teeth. I say thank you. My boy's GF convinces me I'm in there like swimwear. Chick says we should go to the other bar with them. My boy's GF who is working her way into the Homeboy Hall Of Fame, immediately says Yes, absolutely. We get to the next bar, and I am completely ignored. This is why I don't go chasing pussy. That shit's gotta come to me.

Keef said...

I was rooting for Kentucky until duke won. Now go sconnie

tem said...

Never go to another bar. You're #1 at the current bar. you're backup at bar #2. You get brought along just in case there isn't anything better there.

Also, nice teeth? Wtf?

tem said...

Why were you in Michael Kors store?

El Padrino said...

College ball rules are whack. What kind of charge call is that

Keef said...

Why were you in Michael Kors store?


Just having a relax day today, so cruised around the outlet malls.

Keef said...

East coast sucks for watching sports

El Padrino said...

your face sucks for watching sports

Keef said...

So bitter

tem said...

Because of the hours?

Keef said...

Yeah staying up til midnight to watch the final four is stupid

Keef said...

I was trying to find a real money poker site to play on my phone while I wait for my flight. I found what I thought was one so I set up an acct and deposited $25. I get into the site and realize it's only slot machines, like 50 different ones, so I'm like motherfucker. I figure oh well I'll just lose it real fast and be done. I find a slot called ice queen so j play it because my girls like Frozen. I get up to $112 and try to withdraw the money, but it won't let me because you have to bet at least $300 total before you can make a withdrawal. Goddamn it. So I continue the same game and get down to $10 am treading water, get up to about $50 and try to wd but can't because I'm only at $295 total bets. I make one more spin for about $10 and win another $100. So I'm up to $142 and able to wd now. Fucking gambling. But I'm done, already processed my wd

Meiz said...

Fucking gambling.

Meiz said...

"Also, nice teeth? Wtf?"

It's not the first time that's happened. I'm kinda used to it now.

Keef said...

He does have nice teef

Keef said...

"Also, nice teeth? Wtf?"


It's something people outside of Wava say

Keef said...

The Atlanta Braves have traded closer Craig Kimbrel and outfielder Melvin Upton Jr. to the San Diego Padres.
San Diego will send oft-injured outfielders Carlos Quentin and Cameron Maybin to Atlanta along with prospects Matt Wisler and Jordan Paroubeck, and the 41st pick overall in the upcoming draft.

tem said...

data is ok for gambling but not trivia

El Padrino said...

When they shows the beaten neglected dogs on commercial. If I feel Nothing am I heartless?

Keef said...

data is ok for gambling but not trivia


Trivia is every day. Gambling was for like an hour. And it was on airport wifi

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