Friday, March 13, 2015

IT'S FRIIIIIIDAY!

So this happened on the Twitter masheen last night




It's pretty awesome

Will Ferrell yada yada yada.  Thus far, I've only seen one piece of footage of him making a play. I want to see more.

I think we've discussed the Eagles slightly less than the national media.  I don't think they'll be any good. 8-8.

TACO TALK

What's your preferred taco at home? Ground beef? Chicken? Steak? Pork? I like chicken best. They feel healthier and kinda fancy.
What are your go-to toppings for tacos? I'm a simple man. Cheese, lettuce, Ortega hot taco sauce. Man, I really hate when grocery stores don't have the big bottle of the Ortega hot sauce. Anyone else tried the retail Taco Bell sauces? If you haven't, don't. They suck. They don't taste anything like they do from Taco Bell.

BUCKS TALK

I love this current Bucks team. The Edens & Lazry are building this team the right way. They're gonna be scary good in a couple years. Making the playoffs this season actually disappoints me. I wanted another high lottery pick/a shot at Jahlil Okafor. Oh well, at least Jabari will be back next year.
Khris Middleton. That dude is fucking good at basketball. I loved when he got "thrown in" the Jennings trade. Turning a shoot first PG with a shit FG% into Middleton, Carter-Williams, Tyler Ennis, and Miles Plumlee is fucking amazing.

BREER'S TALK
The 2015 Milwaukee Brewers will not finish 4th or 5th in the NL Central. Thanks for the $30, Keith. I think I'll put it towards a new pair of sneakers.

POOPWATCH!

It's been a long time since I've had to bail out the the shower in the morning to shit. I know Jug cares.


I bet it's the coolest shit in the world to be a millionaire. I mean, you can pretty much do whatever the fuck you want whenever you want. I don't understand why so many of these CEOs, and top end execs bother to keep working when they've been making a few/several/many millions of dollars a year for the last 15 years. What's the fuckin' point? Just quit.

Shit, if I even made 35 to 40k, I'd be out here stuntin' on motherfuckers. System in the whip, actual furnishings in a nicer apartment(not too fancy though), able to travel for a vacation, sheiit.


THE END  
I wanted to post my favorite Ed Sheeran song/video, but I couldn't find the version I wanted. It's "Don't" off his VH1 Storytellers show. Instead I'll throw my second favorite one. This is "Thinking Out Loud". I dig this cat's music.


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El Padrino said...

Fucking gingers

El Padrino said...

taco follow up
Ground chicken? Or like fajita style sliced chicken

My go to is ground beef. But we were on a ground chicken kick for a minute and I would toss it in Buffalo sauce for Buffalo chicken tacos withshredded shredded lettuce celery mix and tomatoes

I Love the taco Because anything can he the taco. Like pasta. Versatility.

If taco and pasta were baseball players they would be labeled the 5 tool player's

El Padrino said...

A million dollars with no job is not enough money ya dingleberry

ToddPacker said...

"A million dollars with no job is not enough money ya dingleberry"

depends on your situation. I think meiz would be just fine with a million dollars and no job

ToddPacker said...

Re: Tacos

chicken, lettuce, cheese, refried or black beans, pico, hot sauce and sour cream

ToddPacker said...

the Will Ferrell baseball pics/tweets I saw were funny

Meiz said...

"taco follow up
Ground chicken? Or like fajita style sliced chicken"

I'll go with either fajita style or shredded.

tem said...

taco at home = ground beef. much much much easier to prepare than a good chicken taco.

toppings = pico de gaLLo. cheese, lettuce.


millionaire talk. from what I have seen they keep working because they have the insane ability to just keep buying shit and live right at their means. they buy a boat or a vacation home and have a maid and a nanny and just get used to all that shit and all that shit is expensive. they go on vacations and spend like a motherfuck. like $5,000 watch; sure what the fuck, i'll wear it once. And good lord charities. They just sit there and one-up each other on how much they donate to the Art Museum or the Food Bank. And the people who work for the charities play them like a teenage kid plays his divorced parents.


Shit part of my job is to pay bills for a rich dude. I literally sign the check the pay Time Warner. And more fucked up, we have another person who prints the check that I sign. It is just part of our jobs, but damn.

That's why millionaires work until they die.

Keef said...

A million dollars with no job is not enough money ya dingleberry



I believe he said making millions of dollars for 15 years

Meiz said...

"That's why millionaires work until they die."

Jesus, that dumb.

tem said...

"I think meiz would be just fine with a million dollars and no job"

^^

shit a 3% return would send him $30K cash per year.

Meiz said...

"shit a 3% return would send him $30K cash per year."

In the face.

Meiz said...

Tacos- My go-to is 90/10 or 95/5 ground beef if it's on sale, otherwise 85/15. Crunchy shells.

Aitch said...

Meiz

Aitch said...

I've done tacos with ground bison, but felt it was a waste to use $9/lb meat in tacos. Gotta go with the ground beef.

Keef said...

Darren McFadden to the Cowboys

Blue said...

Ground beef, as cheap and greasy as you can get

Blue said...

Re millionaires,

Most guys in those positions either have huge egos or are highly competitive and driven. If they quit working they would go insane.

Now that being said, dudes like bill gates and paul Allen got it right, quit working at like 50, enjoy life

tem said...

90-10 or 85-15 to get some grease for sure. no draining.

Keef said...

Last day today. I'm outta here by 10:00

Jugdish said...

"They say there's nothing more American than grabbing a hot dog, heading to the ballpark, and watching nine guys from the Dominican Republic," he said.


funny

Keef said...

Breer's got that pink eye

Meiz said...

15 friggin minutes for McDonalds to make me 2 McDoubles and a medium fry. Bullshit.

Meiz said...

"Breer's got that pink eye"

And they've banned high-fives.

tem said...

"15 friggin minutes for McDonalds to make me 2 McDoubles and a medium fry. Bullshit."


BEAST

El Padrino said...

You are assuming one million dollars won't change Meiz

tem said...

of course it wouldn't.

meiz is a special case.

Meiz said...

Put it in an account I don't touch except for the interest, and work part time at the gas station. done and done.

Keef said...

work part time at the gas station. done and done.



Listening to Ed Shereen and Sam Smith

tem said...

"and work part time at the gas station"

why even work at all?

Meiz said...

Extra spending money, kill some time. I'm talking like 15, maybe 20 hours a week.

Blue said...

Gotta work or you end up spending too much money, because of all the spare time

Blue said...

Bills get Percy harvin

tem said...

"Gotta work or you end up spending too much money"

no.

see Case, Special: Meiz

tem said...

Saints traded Stills.

Who the fuck is Brees going to throw to??

Meiz said...

"Gotta work or you end up spending too much money, because of all the spare time"

Truth. When you have no job, almost every time you leave the crib you come back with less money.

Blue said...

Keith should quit HD and just start driving for Uber

Meiz said...

Don't you have to have a particular kind of car? and it has to be black.

El Padrino said...

Gas station?

Jesus.

Meiz said...

Gas stations where I live aren't shit holes like the ones where you live.

Aitch said...

"Don't you have to have a particular kind of car? and it has to be black."

Not for Uber X. You use your own car.

Aitch said...

Meiz could do it in the Aveo

Meiz said...

No way.

Aitch said...

I didn't say you'd be successful. Just that you could

Meiz said...

I'd be the best damn Uber X driver in America

Keef said...

I have too many car seats to uber

Meiz said...

Family man Uber

El Padrino said...

No gas station in America is worth working in. Your Happy with being miserable. Even with a milly. Pick a job that is fun. Get a job at the golf course or something. Fucking weirdo

Meiz said...

Working at a golf course is not fun

Meiz said...

Working at a golf course is not fun

Keef said...

I like that LP thinks what he thinks is fun or miserable is word.

Meiz said...

Always

El Padrino said...

Dude It's a gas station how isn't that universally miserable

Meiz said...

How IS it miserable? You get to interact with so many different people, see your friends, family, the regulars, all that shit.

Meiz said...

Were the guys in Clerks miserable? FUCK NO.

El Padrino said...

Pumping gas.. you want regulars work a bar or diner

Meiz said...

Pumping gas? Who the fuck pumps gas for people in 2015? You stand behind the counter and shoot the shit with people. Pumping gas?

Aitch said...

EP has lived in Jersey too long. The attendants have to pump gas by law.

El Padrino said...

Ever see no country for old men?

Goodbye friendo

El Padrino said...

And I pump my own gas. Just assumed Brooklyn was special

Aitch said...

I've watched that kid knock out his Billy ~60 times

Aitch said...

Btw, Meiz, Ed Sheeran was awesome on storytellers IMO

ToddPacker said...

"Btw, Meiz, Ed Sheeran was awesome on storytellers IMO"

grace & beauty

Aitch said...

ha!

Meiz said...

"Btw, Meiz, Ed Sheeran was awesome on storytellers IMO"

Thank you. That show was outstanding.

Aitch said...

I was impressed by how much he was able to do with one guitar and a few looping pedals

Keef said...

Lordesses of vengeance

El Padrino said...

Just realized I don't mind is not Ne-yo It's Usher. They sound so alike.

Meiz said...

"I was impressed by how much he was able to do with one guitar and a few looping pedals"

Dude is so good with those pedals. I've watched that show four times on Palladia, and I plan to watch it every time I stumble across it.

El Padrino said...

Christian Laetner swam in pussy

tem said...

probably still does

Blue said...

Seems like it would be tough to swim

tem said...

he's gets them really wet i guess.

El Padrino said...

Tommy John strikes again

Meiz said...

"Tommy John strikes again"

I feel like this needs a little context added to it.

ToddPacker said...

"I feel like this needs a little context added to it."

zack wheeler

Meiz said...

banner day

Meiz said...

I love when Mfers question something being done when a VP gave the instruction to do it. The best answer you're going to get out of me is "because Eric said so". Dassit.

Keef said...

Fucking Eric

Blue said...

I wish meiz worked for me

Meiz said...

Nice guy, that Eric.

Meiz said...

Dude at the bar was trying to set me up with his daughter who is my age. That's nice and all, but she has FOUR KIDS already.

ToddPacker said...

Duncle Andy

tem said...

well you know she puts out. that's a plus

Keef said...

If she has 4 baby daddies that might be a problem

tem said...

could be good. maybe she gets 4 different child support checks.

andy found his sugga mamma

Meiz said...

"Duncle Andy"

I don't see the comedy in this statement.

tem said...

oh there is lots of comedy in it though.

Meiz said...

NONE

Aitch said...

I chuckled

Aitch said...

But I wouldn't date a girl with 4 baby daddies either

Aitch said...

Plus, that thing's been so abused, it's probably like throwing a hotdog down a hallway.

Keef said...

All of a sudden h has standards

Meiz said...

lolololololol, some dipshits forgot to renew our domain name for eSysco.net and now our shit got squatted on. This is hilariously awful. You gotta fire the people responsible for this, ASAP.

El Padrino said...

Baby delivery doesn't necessarily rip a vagina. Read a book bro

Meiz said...

"Plus, that thing's been so abused, it's probably like throwing a hotdog down a hallway."

I had that thought, but really, at our age, we're not about to be out here finding any angels. A lot of what's left at this point is hoes who are starting to panic. And divorcees.

Aitch said...

"All of a sudden h has standards"

I've always had standards. They're just low.

Aitch said...

"Baby delivery doesn't necessarily rip a vagina. Read a book bro"

Because everything we say here is factually accurate and never for comedic effect...

Aitch said...

I aim for the childless divorcees, Meiz.

Meiz said...

"I aim for the childless divorcees, Meiz."

That's a tough find.

Keef said...

i aim for anything with a hole


/lp

tem said...

how old are the kids?

Meiz said...

Not a clue

Blue said...

They are meiz's age

Blue said...

Be careful though she might get pregnant if you sneeze on her

Blue said...

Domain squatters, Sysco will just have their lawyers Fire over a letter and have the domain back in 15 minutes. Squatting against a legit business is against FcC regulations

Keef said...

The fcc won't let me be, or let me be me.

tem said...

15 minutes seems low

Keef said...

how old are the kids?



3 and 5

Blue said...

Seems low

Meiz said...

"Domain squatters, Sysco will just have their lawyers Fire over a letter and have the domain back in 15 minutes. Squatting against a legit business is against FcC regulations"

got the domain back in about 2 hours. Gonna take 2-3 days to get it back up on all ISPs.

Blue said...

Godman IsPs

Keef said...

My pool pump/filter is all fucked up so I had to order 3 parts on Amazon totaling $158. One of the parts, $4.95, wasn't in the box so I emailed Amazon and asked to refund my card for the missing part. They sent an email back apologizing for the mistake and the email said a request has been made to credit my card $158. I thought about it for about 5 seconds and was like no I gotta do the right thing. I emailed them back and said I got two of the parts, just not the $4.95 one. They sent another email and said they are requesting a $4.95 credit.
Conscious clear, but I don't feel good about it

Meiz said...

should have walked away

Aitch said...

You did the right thing

ToddPacker said...

Keith is a better person than me. I would have taken the cash from Amazon

Meiz said...

I probably wouldn't have taken the money, either.

El Padrino said...

What a pain in the ass

tem said...

1 email response is all they get. if they fuck up twice then the money is yours.

Keef said...

That's what went through my mind.

Meiz said...

There is a woman at the will call window wearing a Mossy Oak jacket with seemingly randomly placed neon green patches on it. The fuck? Why do you buy that?

Blue said...

Because she likes to party

Meiz said...

I'm gonna eat some skrimps tonight. That sounds tasty.

tem said...

office is getting younger these days

Keef said...

People dying off?

Meiz said...

I noticed that here, a couple years ago. New regime coming in with all of the major corporate-wide changes being made. Getting rid of the old-schoolers and teaching the new way to younger new people.

tem said...

nobody dying. some retirements. but mostly it seems like they just add more employees for no apparent reason.

they think they need multiple assistants and/or everyone needs an assistant.

Blue said...

So Tem got an assistant?

Meiz said...

I could use an assistant.

Keef said...

All special cases should have an assistant

Aitch said...

It's an outrage that he doesn't

El Padrino said...

Gee I wonder if it has to do with money.....

El Padrino said...

out with the old in with nrw

Meiz said...

Ya think?

Keef said...

Community college educated, my ass.

Aitch said...

Your ass is educated?

Meiz said...

Update: Ol' buddy is still pushing to have me written up at work. Ain't gonna happen, jack.

ToddPacker said...

huge morning after the Meiz update

Keef said...

Still processing it

Blue said...

well that just fucked over my bracket

ToddPacker said...

me too. I had Iowa St. in the final 4

ToddPacker said...

the lowly Gators beat UAB this season

Blue said...

same here

Keef said...

This is my third year in a row it doing a bracket. Feels good

Keef said...

Yay big 12

Blue said...

fucking baylor

Blue said...

big 12 had 7 of their 10 teams get into the tourney and they are 0-2, with Texas losing as well right now

talk about an overrated conference.

Blue said...

now 0-3

Keef said...

Didn't see the UCLA video, how do you goaltend a 3 pointer

Keef said...

Oh man that was shitty

Blue said...

awful call

Blue said...

can't believe that's not reviewable

Blue said...

granted SMU had 2 dumb turnovers in the last minute of the game, and the idiot should have never tried to grab that shot, but still

Blue said...

greg Paulus is an assistant coach for tOSU?

another reason to hate the buckeyes

Keef said...

How is it an awful call? Ball was going to hit the rim. It had zero chance of going in, but it would have hit the rim

Blue said...

Xavier has a dude who looks like he's in worst shape than me

Keef said...

greg Paulus is an assistant coach for tOSU?



Yeah brutal

El Padrino said...

Hurley is buffarro coach

tem said...

big 12 sucks

tem said...

TOSU fans are happy.

tem said...

I do not have an assistant. Just a team of 3 minions.

El Padrino said...

CBS crew is all black. I am outraged

Aitch said...

Have some arsenic with your Franzia.

Aitch said...

I saw a band from your native land last night, Tem.

tem said...

cool?

Keef said...

Went went to the Cubs/Dbags game last night with a ton of people who came out for hsil's wedding. Holy crap there were hot chicks everywhere at that game. I told cmk that when I'm single again, the first place I'm going is to that ballpark.

Blue said...

Was that at talking stick? Or whatever it's called

Keef said...

Yeah

Aitch said...

I didn't know rock music existed in WaVa

Blue said...

buffaro coming on strong

Aitch said...

UC Irvine with a little guy at center, huh?

7'6" good lawd!

Blue said...

yes, and apparently

mamadou ndaiye is a pretty common african name as it seems like there is one in the tournament every year

Aitch said...

The ending of that game sucked. I wanted to see Pitino lose. I don't know much about college bball, but I HATE Pitino.

El Padrino said...

Why Cuz he murdered the C's?

Aitch said...

Pretty much. And insulted the city. And is basically a giant bag of douche.

tem said...

we have rock just like anywhere else. Just not as much. We have rappers too.

Aitch said...

Do they rap about coal mines and steel mills?

Keef said...

I'm getting deeerunk tonight. Like, 4 beers

tem said...

No they rap about meth and beating women. And country roads.

El Padrino said...

I wanna Fuck tiffani amber theissens face

El Padrino said...

You fags instagram?

Meiz said...

"You fags instagram?"

Yeah, you homo.

Blue said...

I just look at chicks on Instagram mostly

tem said...

no instagram

Aitch said...

Negative

Keef said...

Anyone know of a free program I can use to make a fantasy baseball schedule? I can't find any free ones.

Meiz said...

I think I just used random.org for fantasy football.

Keef said...

I need something for 20 weeks, not 12 or 13

Meiz said...

Try scheduleague.com

Keef said...

That one doesn't really work because we have 2 divisions with odd # of teams. Trying to schedule 12 division games and 8 inter division games. Wish I knew algorithms and shit

Meiz said...

I think I'm going to have a bloody tonight. Sounds good right now.

tem said...

keith, check google.com

Meiz said...

scheduleague lets you choose the sport and whatnot.

Keef said...

Check your face, Tem

tem said...

No schedule software on my face. Google should have better results.

Meiz said...

I don't like that people call the Warriors the Dubs. Fucking millennials.

Blue said...

Who does this?

Keef said...

The ultimate dub was my favorite rassler

Keef said...

Then he died

Keef said...

So sad

/tem

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