Friday, February 06, 2015

Pity post

I was thinking about this the other day.  Suppose the Blazers dont fuck up and they draft Jordan.  Would Jordan have been as big of a superstar as he was in Chicago.  I mean I'm assuming he would have been the exact same player, but would he have been as big a star based in a small market?  Now he would have been in Nike's backyard, but would he have had the national draw for Nike to even notice him?  I mean would he have been Damien Lillard?  group text, discuss.

I've gone back and forth on the stupid call in the Super Bowl.  I saw an angle that showed how open lockette was when Wilson started his throwing motion.  I've come to this, it wasn't that bad of a call, but an all time play by butler.  Now, that being said, the likelihood of butler making an all time great play is higher than anyone making a similar type of play on a running play.  This has been beat to death, but I don't think Bevell ever gets a HC opportunity now.  I also believe that Carroll didn't want to deal with having to pay or cut the Super Bowl MVP in the offseason if Marshawn would have won it.

Marshawn lynch and Gronk playing Mortal Kombat on Conan was must see.

Wonder what Aaron Hernandez is up to these days.

Is it just me or are most of the pats great players white?  So Seahawks vs Pats was like black guys vs white dudes?

Apparently you don't fuck with Jordan (the country)

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Keef said...

this is work me right now

Blue said...

You are a fish?

Blue said...

Hannah Davis is super hot

Keef said...

That was a tough challenge

Blue said...

Yeah some of the questions were ridiculous

Jugdish said...

damn t questions

Jugdish said...

art

tem said...

Hannah davis is not super hot

Blue said...

You are thinking of Hannah storm

Keef said...

I agree with Tem. She is moderately hot.

Blue said...

You haven't see the latest si swimsuit issue

tem said...

moderately hot yeah. really hot sure. super hot, no.

Blue said...

I'm sorry for your penis

tem said...

I'm sorry for yours. You lost your standards for super hot.

Keef said...

New car is dope

Aitch said...

Glad to hear it, Keef.

Keef said...

I spoke too soon. It pulls really hard to the right. Cmk is flipping the entire fuck out

Keef said...

Dean Smith. Dead

Aitch said...

Is it used?

Meiz said...

"I spoke too soon. It pulls really hard to the right. Cmk is flipping the entire fuck out"

It's just because of the way the engine is mounted. It's perfectly fine.

tem said...

It's opposite NASCAR

Aitch said...

Found out this morning that a friend of mine offed himself Friday morning.

I've been really low st points in my life, but I just can't imagine going out like that. How alone must you feel to do it? Sad.

Blue said...

Maybe he had CTE

Aitch said...

Nah. He got into a fight with his girl and shot himself.

Keef said...

Is it used?


Nope. It had 16 miles on it

Aitch said...

That's messed up. I hope you're bringing it back.

Blue said...

Kanye West is a joke

Blue said...

Apparently Madonna likes true detective

Blue said...

Edelman shaved for the Grammy or because that spank sent around his pic

Blue said...

Skank

Keef said...

Authorities say multiple people were found dead after shots were reported fired in a Tampa Bay-area neighborhood.



TP?

Meiz said...

Kind of on the Jordan thing - It's probably weird that I really don't think of Chicago as a big market city. It just doesn't seem like it to me.

Blue said...

You are weird

Meiz said...

I am useless today

ToddPacker said...

"Authorities say multiple people were found dead after shots were reported fired in a Tampa Bay-area neighborhood.



TP?"

not dead

Meiz said...

He's not dead!

Meiz said...

Some dude I went to high school with shot his wife this weekend.

Keef said...

not dead


Did you kilt them?

tem said...

lots of shooting stories

Blue said...

Yeah LOV is a dark place

Blue said...

That serial dude won his appeal, and is now getting a hearing on new evidence to determine if he should get a new trial or somethhkng

Aitch said...

We're a happy bunch lately.

Meiz said...

I am really coasting today.

tem said...

serial dude?

Keef said...

Adnan

Keef said...

He's not guilty. Maybe.

tem said...

::frank steak::

Keef said...

It's like a book, but someone else is reading it to you.

Blue said...

When does Keith start the new gig

El Padrino said...

My spell check on my blackberry is trying to change Lisbon to Lesbian.


Fucking gays

Blue said...

You know spell check tries to replace with words you consistently use

Blue said...

And wtf? A blackberry? What is this 2004?

Blue said...

Fucking Kanye. I hate the dude

Keef said...

When does Keith start the new gig


I have a week of training/team building the week of 2/23. Then my current director is requesting I come back here the following week, then I would start over there on 3/9. Current director is a pain in my ass.

Blue said...

Bill Murray and TP are sympatico

"@BiIIMurray: Banning us to the couch is not as bad as you believe it is ladies. It makes us feel manly. Like we’re camping. With an angry bear close by."

ToddPacker said...

I wonder how Bill feels about the homeless

Blue said...

He looks homeless most of the time anymore

Meiz said...

"Fucking Kanye. I hate the dude"

Why do you bother to care?

Keef said...

Why do you care if he cares

Meiz said...

I don't

Meiz said...

Or maybe I do because I think it's a waste of time.

Keef said...

I think he's incredibly talented. I also think he's probably one of the worst humans on earth

El Padrino said...

Blackberry is work phone. ColOv

Meiz said...

"I think he's incredibly talented. I also think he's probably one of the worst humans on earth"

That's a bit of an exaggeration.

ToddPacker said...

""I think he's incredibly talented. I also think he's probably one of the worst humans on earth"


is Keith talking about urb?

Keef said...

So bitter

Meiz said...

LMAO

Meiz said...

Better Call Saul is as good as expected.

Keef said...

Saul Rosenberg?

ToddPacker said...

Saul Goodman

El Padrino said...

It's excellent

Meiz said...

Why do chefs have to be so damn surly?

Meiz said...

80s power ballad day at work.

Blue said...

I hate Kanye because he makes awful music and then tries to shot on true musicians. If I was Jay Z I'd have him shot because he has some insane stalker like crush on Beyoncé.

It would not shock or surprise me if Kanye murdered her

Blue said...

Shot = shit

Blue said...

And he is about as dumb as a Billy Bob in Slingblade

Blue said...

Instead of I am Sam, they should make a movie called "I am kanye"

Jugdish said...

Or maybe I do because I think it's a waste of time.


how much time do you think it takes? I would guess about as much time as it takes for you to wonder why he cares.

Jugdish said...

tem

Meiz said...

"I hate Kanye because he makes awful music"

This invalidates your argument.

Meiz said...

Hannah Davis is pretty hot

Keef said...

Not super hot

Keef said...

LP should email James Dolan

El Padrino said...

Ed Sabol survived by his wife of 74 years.

Good grief

Keef said...

Mize should go try to get with that. Get a piece of that Sabol pie.

Jugdish said...

good job, Lp

Keef said...

These dumb bitches in the office here all freaking out trying to get money from everyone for powerball. Because apparently they can only get lotto tickets when it's $500 million. $1 million isn't worth playing for

Blue said...

It doesn't invalidate my argument. What he makes isn't even music anymore, it just bullshit

Keef said...

It's gotta be your bull

Meiz said...

I hate when people call my supervisor a manager. She's not a manager.

El Padrino said...

a supervisor is a manager lugnut

Now if your point is she sucks that's different

Keef said...

whatta gotta girl boss?

/LP

El Padrino said...

By definition

El Padrino said...

Meiz do you own a fleshlight?

If so how is it. I'd ask how does it compare to the real deal but I'm afraid you would not know.

Keef said...

Wft

Keef said...

Can I borrow it?

/LP

Aitch said...

Wow... just, wow...

El Padrino said...

Asking for a friend

El Padrino said...

Lolz

Meiz said...

Holy smokes. We carry shrimp that are less than ten in a pound. That's a big sea roach.

Meiz said...

I have 4 fleshlights

Meiz said...

"a supervisor is a manager lugnut"


Managers are a level higher than a supervisor.

President
VPs
Directors
Managers
Supervisors

Blue said...

Where is associate on that list?

Meiz said...

the bottom

ToddPacker said...

not happy about the Jon Stewart thing

Meiz said...

A lot of people are not happy about it.

Keef said...

Never watched Daily Show

Jugdish said...

Never watched Daily Show


this

Jugdish said...

I don't watch that much tv

Meiz said...

I don't frequent the daily show because there's usually some sporting event I'm interested in watching. It's funny as shit though.

Aitch said...

Add me to this who have never watched The Daily Show.

Meiz said...

Employee orders crack me up. Sales & office staff are always hip to the amazing deals, and the poor drivers and warehouse staff are constantly overpaying for stuff.

Blue said...

I never watched the daily show, but I did love the interview he did with Jim Cramer where he just destroyed that guy

tem said...

they did get rid of that person that kept opening the virus file.

a new lady has emerged though and is breaking records for virus sending.

she is up to 3 this week. 2 were the same virus.

tem said...

"I don't frequent the daily show because there's usually some sporting event I'm interested in watching. It's funny as shit though."

^^

tem said...

"and the poor drivers and warehouse staff are constantly overpaying for stuff."

you should provide insight to them. help them out.

tem said...

"Little League strips Chicago team of U.S. title"

sucks for the kids. but seems fair if they really cheated the system.

not sure it does anything though. it isn't like the Las Vegas kids are now walking around and calling themselves champs and buying championship T-Shirts and stuff. And if Little League sends them some shit I don't foresee them really wearing it.

Keef said...

Kids wear anything

Meiz said...

"you should provide insight to them. help them out."


Fuck those guys. They're dicks to us.

tem said...

my bad, when you referred to them as poor drivers I thought you were showing sympathy towards them.

Meiz said...

Ehh, it's just unfortunate for them.

tem said...

"Kids wear anything"

maybe under 12, but I don't think at 12+ they do.

they wear what is cool and trendy and I don't think championship gear for a game you lost is going to be cool. if it were then Uganda would be the hotbed of sports championship fashion.

Blue said...

They still lost the game

Meiz said...

"Kids wear anything"

I distinctly remember being very fussy about my clothes dating back to K5 or 1st grade. Dorky or uncool clothes would get you beat up. Clothes that were too cool/nice would also get you beat up. Had to play the middle ground.

Blue said...

Meiz was wearing his starter jacket and untied Adidas

Meiz said...

I hate doing laundry on a week night.

Keef said...

I distinctly remember being very fussy about my clothes dating back to K5 or 1st grade. Dorky or uncool clothes would get you beat up.


Good to see you grew out of that

Meiz said...

I was not allowed to have a Starter jacket until we moved to the suburbs, and my shoes were Chuck Taylors.

Meiz said...

Lotta Ocean Pacific going on back in the days.

Meiz said...

I had one of those mesh belly button length football jerseys, too. I thought that thing was the coolest shit.

Keef said...

We were po, so I didn't have any name brand shoes until like 8th grade. Always had those XJ9000 shoes from Payless. 8th grade for basketball I finally got a pair of blue Adidas to match our school colors

Keef said...

Jerry Tarkanian. Dead.

That's 4

Blue said...

25th anniversary of Buster Douglas beating Iron Mike

Keef said...

I was in 6th grade, started flipping out when he won. My mom was in the other room and told me to shut up

Keef said...

I couldn't get shoes that cost more than $25 but somehow we had HBO

Blue said...

I was a big Iron Mike fan

Blue said...

I saw it on sportscenter, just saw the still photos

Meiz said...

Our neighborhood went crazy after that fight. Literally people running out into the streets yelling, hollering, and going crazy.

Blue said...

It was like 8 in the morning...seems unlikely

Meiz said...

Don't underestimate how much black people loved Mike Tyson

Keef said...

I remember watching it at night

Blue said...

It was in Tokyo, live, so it would have been early morning here.

I remember waking up and seeing the clips on soortscenter

Meiz said...

"I remember watching it at night"

Same. I didn't watch it, but I remember it being night time.

Blue said...

The facts are the facts and they are indisputable

Keef said...

It was at 10pm ET

Keef said...

Noon in Tokyo

Keef said...

boom

Jugdish said...

It was at 10pm ET


past blue's bedtime

Keef said...

It's just because of the way the engine is mounted. It's perfectly fine


B tee dub, samsonite, this was way off

Meiz said...

"B tee dub, samsonite, this was way off"

I realized that after I re-read your comment. My car pulls to one side because of that, but it's not bad. Something about more power being supplied to one side because of how the mechanicals are set up.

Keef said...

Ended up needing to recalibrate the steering. The way it was, when the steering wheel was straight, the wheels were slightly turned to the right

Blue said...

indisputable

Blue said...

There are times that I forget that Tyson went to prison for 4 or 5 years

tem said...

I don't remember shit about 25 years ago.

no memories at all of specific events.

I know the history and I know things that happened but I remember none of it really.

Blue said...

Kanye sucks

ToddPacker said...

I've been DVRing The Daily Show for years. knock it out over the weekend.

ToddPacker said...

Tiger quitting?

El Padrino said...

I ♥ Iron Mike

Most powerful puncher in boxing history

El Padrino said...

I like how tem had to tell us he neverwatched the daily show. As if we didn't know. shits on at 11pm. Ten is sleep.

Blue said...

It's on @9 here

El Padrino said...

If Anthony Mason dorder tonight I'm Bltaking a bereavement day tomorrow

El Padrino said...

*dies

Blue said...

Blue and Brandon Browner are in the same page about Kanye and his craptitude

Blue said...

RIP mase

tem said...

11pm? fuck that noise.

is it really on that late?

tem said...

I thought that channel just played south park, daily show and Colbert report almost non stop on repeat.

Meiz said...

Comedy Central can be gold when they're not being pussies and appeasing their sponsors.

Keef said...

Whatta gotta tosh?

Meiz said...

BILLY JOEL DOO-WOP

Meiz said...

"Whatta gotta tosh?"

Is that still on?

Aitch said...

I hate Tosh as well

Keef said...

You would

Keef said...

Is that still on?


New season starts Tuesday

El Padrino said...

Hate that guy. Jim and Dane cook should take a plane somewhere and crash on the way

El Padrino said...

Him

El Padrino said...

BILLY JOEL DOO WOP SUCKS

Keef said...

Hate that guy. Jim and Dane cook should take a plane somewhere and crash on the way


He makes racist comments and says women belong in the kitchen. He's like a funny, normal sized version of you.

Keef said...

Jay Pharoah was on Dan Patrick Show this morning. Dude is hilarious

Aitch said...

He's built a career on other people's funny videos. I think his stand-up is terrible.

Keef said...

He's built a career on other people's funny videos.



seems pretty smart to me.

Meiz said...

"New season starts Tuesday"

Word.

Keef said...

America's funniest home videos has been around for what, 30 years? The Soup is pretty funny, too. Seems like a good gig, use product made by other people and make jokes about them.

Meiz said...

"BILLY JOEL DOO WOP SUCKS"

DOES NOT

tem said...

"He makes racist comments and says women belong in the kitchen. He's like a funny, normal sized version of you."

but looks like Lane Kiffin

tem said...

"He's built a career on other people's funny videos. "

I think some TV show about funny videos has been on for 25 years in a row now.

tem said...

fucking kevin beat me to it

tem said...

kev needs to play trivia

El Padrino said...

Thanks for calling me funny.

Keef said...

but looks like Lane Kiffin



Yeah that's a big negative

Keef said...

Nobody called you funny, Tony

Keef said...

kev needs to play trivia


I deleted it from my phone because I was using too much data

tem said...

gotta only play when on wifi.

tem said...

"Yeah that's a big negative"

are you saying he doesn't look like kiffin or that it is a bad thing to look like kiffin. or both?

Aitch said...

"seems pretty smart to me"

Did I call him dumb?

tem said...

I think the whole captain pick teams for the all star game would work best in the NBA.

it doesn't really make players try in football or hockey, but I bet some people might try in basketball if they got picked near the end or got "snubbed"

Keef said...

gotta only play when on wifi


I don't have that kind of self control

tem said...

at least your honest or something I guess

Keef said...

Did I call him dumb?


No but you used the fact that he uses videos made by other people as an argument as to why he's awful

Keef said...

at least your honest or something I guess


Your right

Keef said...

Bold

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