Friday, January 09, 2015

Playoff Pickles

Baltimore +7
Seattle -10.5
Dallas +5.5
Den-7

That Baltimore line is nuts.
The Seattle line couldn't be high enough.
Dallas has been unreal on the road and I have no idea what to make of Rodgers calf in freezing temps.
Denver going to mollywop the Colts.

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Keef said...

Blue didn't give me a call when he was in Scottsdale

Blue said...

Blue was there for a total of 10 hours, 8 of which were spent sleeping

Blue said...

Pet peeve, guys who don't flush after taking a piss. I teach my kids to flush, why can't yiu

Keef said...

Your kids aren't guys

Blue said...

So

Blue said...

Seems easier for a guy standing at a urinal to reach out and pull the lever

Blue said...

Did H get called for jury duty on the Hernandez case?

Keef said...

Seems easier for a guy standing at a urinal to reach out and pull the lever


Haven't seen a urinal with a lever in a while

Blue said...

Come to my office

Keef said...

No, I'll stay at my office where you don't have to touch the urinals

Aitch said...

Potential juror showed up at the courthouse today wearing a Bruins jersey and yelled out, "go Pats!"

He was excused.

Jugdish said...

I showed up at the courthouse today wearing a Bruins jersey and yelled out, "go Pats!"

I was excused.



fixed

Blue said...

I was planning to come to Scottsdale of the Brincos made it to the Super Bowl. But that doesn't seem likely now

Keef said...

Xnij

Keef said...

I'm going to flagstaff on super bowl weekend

Aitch said...

What's in Flagstaff?

Keef said...

Snow

Blue said...

Are you renting out your house for the week. My dad was saying that people in their building get like 12k for superbowl week

Blue said...

So imagine what a house is worth

Keef said...

I wish, but we're about 50-something miles away. I know someone who lived in Glendale last time the super bowl was here and she rented her house to a tv station for the week for $20k

tem said...

If TB makes the Super Bowl I'll rent your house.

Keef said...

I remember the last time the SB was here, the blog was still pretty new and LP kept asking to stay at my place

Blue said...

5yrars ago

Keef said...

7

El Padrino said...

I recall that.

El Padrino said...

Someone tell the Pats the game started

El Padrino said...

Hahahaha Brady gets pissy when he gets roughhoused

Meiz said...

Tie ballgame though

Blue said...

Side piece

Blue said...

Hahahaha Brady gets pissy when he gets roughhoused

Not according to Gisele

Keef said...

I'm making orangecello, I hope it's good

Meiz said...

Similar to limoncello?

Meiz said...

or lemoncello?

However it's spelt

El Padrino said...

Best defense since 2004 my left nut.

El Padrino said...

Yes same thing

Keef said...

Yeah same, using my blood oranges

Meiz said...

I can't wait to be *drunj enough to walk to the bar tonight. Should be fun.

El Padrino said...

I Love limoncello

Keef said...

My ginny* buddy here makes limoncello every year, so I figured I'd try it with oranges

Meiz said...

You got a procedure for doing so? Is it just mixing the fruit juice with alcohol, or is there fermentation involved?

El Padrino said...

Whatta ya cutting it with. Everclear?

Keef said...

Peel the rinds and remove all the white part of the rind, throw the rinds in a pitcher. I'm using everclear, pour it in the pitcher and seal it and let it sit for a couple months.

El Padrino said...

How far is foxboro from downtown Bahstan?

Keef said...

No juice involved. After a few months, boil water and sugar into a syrup and pour into the pitcher and pour through a strainer into bottles

El Padrino said...

Add a shitload of sugar don't forget

El Padrino said...

Right there goes the sugar part

Meiz said...

Keith Costcos sugar like the shredded cheese

Keef said...

Negative

Meiz said...

I was just adding to LP's narrative

Meiz said...

Had my first ever DiGiornio pizza tonight. It was pretty good.

Keef said...

I'm a fan of digiorno

El Padrino said...

Thought torrey Smith didn't do enough to break up that terrible throw

I can already here the Manning Brady stories

Blue said...

Brady/luck stories

El Padrino said...

Stop it. Denver gonna whitewash the colts

Blue said...

Fucking cam newton, quit being a pussy

Keef said...

LP, you watching top chef this season?

El Padrino said...

Man that peg is no good. Rodgers way off. Damn shame.

El Padrino said...

No haven't watched the past 3 seasons.

Aitch said...

EP, it's about 30 miles from Boston to Foxboro

El Padrino said...

Whoa. That's alot. Thanks.

El Padrino said...

Well what do you guys think?

El Padrino said...

Is blue at the game?

Keef said...

It's fucking hilarious seeing all the Cowboys fans complain about the refs

Keef said...

I didn't see 1 second of the game and didn't see the play, but it's hilarity nonetheless

Keef said...

Talib can't cover T.Y.

Keef said...

Talib is getting abused

El Padrino said...

What the Fuck is Manning doing.

Keef said...

He's missing everyone By a mile

Blue said...

Fuck the Broncos and Peyton Manning

Keef said...

Jesus, Aitch could have run for a first down there

Aitch said...

Let's not go crazy

Aitch said...

30 miles is a lot?

Aitch said...

Re: incomplete

I hate the rule, but it was the right call.

Keef said...

Yahuge run

Blue said...

I'm getting super possed about mow

El Padrino said...

Cj Anderson wow

Blue said...

Fucking fuck fuckers

El Padrino said...

Who wants a honey siracha crust on their pizza

El Padrino said...

Fuck outta here

El Padrino said...

Officials letting them play. Both sides.

El Padrino said...

End of an era

Blue said...

Fox is gettin fired

Keef said...

Would you really call this an era

Keef said...

At least cj anderson wants to win

Blue said...

I'm not shocked or surprised by all of this

Blue said...

I quit football

Blue said...

I hope manning dies in a fiery ball of turds

Blue said...

I hope you choke on your stupid chicken parm

Blue said...

I'm not buying a Buick now

Blue said...

Papa johns can suck a dick

Blue said...

They don't have pretzel crust anyway

Keef said...

I knew my boys would win

/Mize

Blue said...

Too bad the Broncos can't hire Rex ryan

El Padrino said...

Manning era. Not bronco era. never was one

El Padrino said...

Was Von Miller or demarcus ware on the field?

El Padrino said...

Poehler tits meow

Blue said...

Damn jlo

Aitch said...

Poehler isn't even remotely attractive

El Padrino said...

Really? Not even remotely attractive? Her sense of humor alone is sexy

Blue said...

Poehler is hot enough

Aitch said...

Really?

Aitch said...

Really.

Keef said...

in your best Nationwide jingle voice

Aitch said...

Ha! Classic.

Aitch said...

I don't find her funny, EP, so the sense of humor doesn't help.

Jugdish said...

I work with several Cowboy fans and most have been obnoxious this season. We had the game on today at work and it was glorious, especially after hearing them after last weeks game.

Jugdish said...

RE: incomplete pass

I don't mind the rule.

Jugdish said...

Random: I didn't know the chick who played Ms Vaughn in Billy Madison is married to Pete Sampras.

Keef said...

She was also on saved by the bell

El Padrino said...

Heres the thing no one is talking about with the dez no catch.

It's 4th and 2. The play call and decision by the qb is to throw it up to dez? I know he is special. But Maybe a more higher percentage play or Maybe Murray who has been magnificent all year. Witten?

2 yards. They needed.

El Padrino said...

Fuck the Cowboys anyway

Meiz said...

Yeah, as soon as I saw Romo firing the ball down the sideline, I said it was a terrible playcall. Just awful.

Meiz said...

Fuck the Packers.

Meiz said...

And all the dirtball fans who erupted with joy when it looked like Romo might be injured. Fucking dirtbags.

Blue said...

Fuck

Blue said...

It's time to rebuild, osweiller or bust

Keef said...

Manning was pretty accurate on those passes < 5 yards

El Padrino said...

Fucking blue relax. Try and find Von Miller for us if you can. He's missing. Ware too.

Keef said...

I can't take Demaryus Thomas seriously until he stops dropping passes on the regular

Keef said...

In addicted to trivia crack

Meiz said...

I've been playing this Simpsons game. It's pretty lame. The power plant had a melt down, and destroyed Springfield, so you have to rebuild the city. It's like a basic SimCity kind of thing.

Blue said...

DT had like 3 drops all season and they were all against the colts, no idea why he played that way yesterday

Blue said...

I'm relaxed, but it's just weird to know the Broncos are now going to suck for the next 10 years

Blue said...

I figured they'd get at least one more Super Bowl shot before Manning became an invalid

Blue said...

H will know this feeling in a few years

Keef said...

Looks like he had 9 drops this year

Meiz said...

Blue, Peyton Manning is a playoff choker. You already knew this. It's not a new thing.

Blue said...

Yes, but never this bad. Plus he's been awful the entire second half of the season

Blue said...

at least I can still root for the ducks

Keef said...

Keeping with the theme of rooting for losers?

Blue said...

Ha, like that's gonna happen

Blue said...

Cowboys fans have a legit gripe today, but there would have still been roughly 3 minutes for Green Bay tontry and kick a GW field goal. So it's not like just making that play automatically wins the game

Blue said...

PFM played the last month of the season on a torn quad. Maybe should have just say a few games there buddy

Meiz said...

Blue's a bad typer* at his new job

Blue said...

*sat

Blue said...

Typing on phone is hard

Blue said...

twss

Keef said...

Blue jinxed Denver by saying he was planning on coming to az for the SB

Blue said...

Blue was always worried about the colts matchup anyway.

I may still come for the Super Bowl to mark it off my bucket list

Blue said...

I have a free place to stay, and the NFL experience thing is going to be literally right outside of my dads place in Scottsdale

Aitch said...

"H will know this feeling in a few years"

Yea, I am not looking forward to the post-Brady era.

Aitch said...

I actually wonder if Brady & Belichick will retire at the same time or if Bill tries to win one here or somewhere else without Brady.

Blue said...

I think bill keeps going, just to prove he didn't need brady

Blue said...

I think the way belicheck did his ineligible reciever formations was pure genius, but also completely unfair

Blue said...

And mmqb thinking 7 seconds is enough time is dumb, also it was 7 seconds from the announcement not 7 seconds from them breaking the huddle, which also was pure genius to go quick

El Padrino said...

Unfair? They announced it. Harbaugh or pees should have called timeout

El Padrino said...

any confusion should trigger a timeout

Blue said...

Your face should trigger a time out

Aitch said...

Explain how it's unfair. It's within the rules.

Blue said...

Doesn't mean that the rules are fair. Being within the rules and being fair are not the same thing. It gives a distinct advantage to the offense. Anything that allows for a distinct advantage would be considered unfair.

I'm not saying anything bad about the pats using it. It was genius. A great coach finds areas where they can exploit and gain an advantage.

Blue said...

But like EP said, harbaugh should have just called time out, told his defense to listen for who is ineligible, and then not cover that guy, probably would have given the Ravens the advantage because of the formations the pats chose to use.

Blue said...

Great coaching by belicheck, poor coaching by harbaugh

Meiz said...

I am freezing cold over here

Blue said...

Fox is gone

Blue said...

And that means Peyton probably hangs it up

Meiz said...

Just saw that. I don't feel like he deserved to be fired.

Blue said...

Apparently elway wasn't going to fire fox, but when he heard the jay glazer report, which was fed to glazer by fox and his people, elway was pissed

Blue said...

I think maybe foxy wanted out

El Padrino said...

Rats running off a sinking shup. Hell Yeah fox wanted out.

Keef said...

I love me some urb

ToddPacker said...

congrats, Keith.

Keef said...

Thanks Todd

Aitch said...

We all know I don't follow college sports. Did those of you who do think this year was better with the playoff?

tem said...

Yes

tem said...

If the Ravens were confused they should have switched to a zone defense.

ToddPacker said...

"We all know I don't follow college sports. Did those of you who do think this year was better with the playoff?"

much better and it's going to get even better when they eventually go to 8 teams

Keef said...

Playoff was yahuge. If this was still bcs, title game wouldn't have had osu or Oregon

Blue said...

Playoffs aren't fair

/sec

Meiz said...

Much better

Blue said...

Nope didn't like it

/Baylor&TCU

Blue said...

I think they need to move to 8, but yes I liked this format, felt more satisfying

Meiz said...

They'll have to figure out a way to minimize extra games though, because, ya know, STUDENT-athletes.

/NCAA

Keef said...

I'd be fine with 6 or 8. Gotta have enough to allow 1 from each big conference

Blue said...

They could have played the week before Xmas, New Years, and then the week after. All those schools are on break at that point anyway

Blue said...

I like that it proved that the SEC isn't all that great

Blue said...

I think I'm the ultimate mush, more so than Tem ever was

Blue said...

Pats beat the mush because I didn't really want them to win.

Keef said...

What does that even mean

Jugdish said...

ive been saying "mush" since the 7th grade

/mize

Meiz said...

The mush is a sucker. The guy in your fantasy league that you invited to play just because he's easy money is the mush.

Keef said...

I don't think that is what blue means

Meiz said...

Blue could also be a mush because the teams he likes tend to have their hearts broken.

Meiz said...

The Lions are a mush

Meiz said...

Peyton Manning. Mush.

Meiz said...

Early 90s Buffaro Bills. Mush.

Meiz said...

Me shaking bar dice. Mush.

Blue said...


Mush
A Person Who Brings Bad Luck


Per urban dictionary. You know this term

Keef said...

Tem mushed it up real good last night

tem said...

blue has a steep hill to climb to out mush me

Keef said...

Man, there aren't too many things more exciting than watching your team win a title.

tem said...

haha bones jones is hilarity

tem said...

"Man, there aren't too many things more exciting than watching your team win a title."

I saw TB do it once. it was a great time.

Jugdish said...

"Man, there aren't too many things more exciting than watching your team win a title."


or your side piece

/mize

Keef said...

Jon jones really is the best

Aitch said...

Has Meiz never seen A Bronx Tale?

Meiz said...

No, I haven't, but regardless, I know what a mush is.

Aitch said...

Judging by your various definitions, no, you don't.

Aitch said...

Wait?

Aitch said...

Is that?

Aitch said...

Could it be?

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