Thursday, January 15, 2015

january temblings

Advice

So on one hand you have never go to bed angry then on the other hand you have sleep on it. Both phrases are said all the time but they never really fly in each other's face. It's like sleep on it isn't for marital issues and never go to bed angry is only for marital issues. Well I am a proponent of the sleep on it idea for almost everything. For instance work is annoying the fuck out of me lately but sleeping on it usually solves the problem. The next day whatever I was pissed about has gone away and there is new shit to do. Plus the time just reminds me that the grass isn't greener on the other side. Jobs suck. So I guess what I am saying is go ahead and go to bed angry, fuck that saying. Sleep on it.

Ohio State

Good fucking Lord. Fans around here are so fucked up. All they will talk about it what are the three QBs going to do next year. They won't even relish the title and enjoy the moment. We are already on to what is Urb going to do with 3 Heisman trophy candidate QBs. If you tell them that any one of them isn't going to be here next year they go apeshit. If you say that you heard Miller is thinking of transferring to Oregon they either tell you that there is no way he'd do that or that he'd never do that because he has to sit out a year (they don't know the Russell Wilson rules). If you tell them Jones is going pro they tell you he can't because he is a sophomore (they don't know the eligibility rules for the draft). In any case it is kind of fun to watch them go apeshit but they have no ability to sanely discuss the 3 QB "problem." The most likely scenario seems to be that Braxton transfers and Barrett and Jones battle it out. It wouldn't shock me to see 2 of the 3 guys transfer. I would be shocked to see any of them go pro. I would be SAS for Barrett and Jones, but only shocked for Braxton. And yeah nobody calls Braxton Miller around here by his last name. Apparently the whole town is on a first name basis with him. Jones gets Cardale and Jones but Braxton only gets called Braxton.


LeBron

Being a player coach is hard.



License Plate

Saw IH8PPL, that was a good one.


Football Picks from Tem

Seattle and New England win. The other teams lose. El Pad can add further analysis.


Oscars

I haven't even heard of half of these movies. I have no idea what Birdman is about. If it is about Koko B Ware then I am in, otherwise not so much. The Grand Budapest Hotel sounds dumb, but again I have no idea whatsoever about the plot. I guess it is about a hotel in Budapest. I don't have time for this movie shit. And I am not going to see American Sniper. That is a drama disguised as an action flick, fuck that shit. Don't try to trick me into watching a movie by showing explosions and guns and stuff.


UFC et al

Jon Jones is legend. Gets popped for coke on a test that never should have been run and then goes into rehab for one day as a damage control publicity thing. That is fucking hilarious. It'd be bigger news if it wasn't for Kurt Busch saying his ex-girlfriend is a trained assassin. America can only handle one crazy ass story from a sport at a time and luckily for these guys UFC and NASCAR get lumped in with a bunch of other sports in the Fringe Sport category. Other Fringe Sports include bowling, tennis, golf, soccer and hockey. These are sports that the average American keeps track of on a macro level (look it up if you don't know what it means) but doesn't delve into a micro level on it. Football, baseball and basketball all get the micro treatment.


Also in UFC news Carla Esparza will meet Joanna Jedrzejczyk in the first ever women's strawweight title defense. Good Lord that is a hell of a last name. Jedrzejczyk? You fucking kidding me? That sumbitch ends with 5 consonants in a row and has a 3 consonant streak in it too.


NFL Draft

I just don't want Winston to the Bucs. Anyone But Winston. He seems like a super talented dipshit. When is the last time a QB with absolutely no common sense made it big in the NFL for more than 1 or 2 years? Maybe in the 70s or something. Cam Newton seems like maybe he isn't so smart but I don't think he qualifies as a "elite" and while he had some trouble in college it wasn't stealing crab legs when you could have asked for them and gotten them for free trouble.

Also I don't really want them to draft Mariota. He seems like a more slender, quicker Tim Tebow.


OK that is enough junk.

158 comments:

tem said...

From last post RE: Marrone

"Still getting paid"


really? I thought he opted out, he could opt out and still get paid? that doesn't make sense. they didn't fire him, he walked away. I need a clause that says I can quit and they still have to pay me.

Blue said...

That was a clause, if the team was sold he could opt out and still get the 4m he was owed. So that's what he did

Blue said...

Re: Keith's question about serial.

I don't know what to believe. I'm not 100% beyond a reasonable doubt convinced that adnan did it, but if not him, then fuck he had some bad luck.

For a frame job, it's just too clean And Jay is way to stupid to pull off a perfect frame job. So I go back to, if not adnan, then who?

Blue said...

re: Winston or mariota

I think when the bucs hired Koetter, that pretty much sealed the deal for mariota

Blue said...

I'd pass on both QBs and draft a lineman or something, and draft a Hundley or Grayson later in the draft

tem said...

"That was a clause, if the team was sold he could opt out and still get the 4m he was owed. So that's what he did"

wow. lucky guy.

tem said...

"I think when the bucs hired Koetter, that pretty much sealed the deal for mariota"

I never doubt the bucs when it comes to doing stupid shit.

tem said...

this draft does not really seem to be that exciting.

maybe it has great depth or something but none of the names have any wow factor for me.

I'm not even sure amari cooper is going to be a great pro.

Blue said...

Amaris curling is maybe victor Cruz or Emmanuel sanders

Blue said...

*curling = ceiling

Keef said...

I think Amari cooper is going to be badass

Keef said...

Blue, I'm kind of in the same boat. I was leaning towards he might mot have done it and had a ton of doubt that he did. But on that last episode when the producer lady kind of laid out the "bad luck" moments, I went back to thinking he probably did do it. But I still have dpint because the evidence doesn't really line up. I don't think it was Don, the dude who found the body, or the last dude hey brought up who had just gotten released from jail prior to the murder. Maybe the reason the evidence doesn't line up with Jay's story is because he's a fucking dope head moron who can't keep his shit straight

Keef said...

Dpint = doubt

Blue said...

If anyone did it it would have to be Jay, and so what luck he had to have dudes car and phone that day

Keef said...

it bothers me that I listened to all 10 hours of that and don't know any more than I did before it started

Keef said...

they don't know the Russell Wilson rules


Does that even apply here? Miller didn't play a snap this season so wouldn't it just be a normal redshirt year?

Blue said...

diesnt matter if redshirt, if he transfers he has to sit a year. Unless he graduated in 4 years and now can enroll somewhere else without having to sit a year

Keef said...

Ah, my mistake. I thought since he sat out this year he could xfer and play right away

Meiz said...

"Being a player coach is hard."

That dude's already been fired in Bron's mind. And yes, player coach is hard.

Meiz said...

"The Grand Budapest Hotel sounds dumb"

Wes Anderson movie. I still gotta see it. It's probably glorious.

Meiz said...

UFC chick with the polack name

Y is a vowel, too.

Keef said...

I want to see grand Budapest hotel, Boyhood, Theory of Everything, Foxcatcher, Birdman, & Unbroken

Keef said...

UFC chick with the polack name

Y is a vowel, too.



Tem didn't even mention the name has 2 Js and 2 Zs

Meiz said...

Yeah, I want to see Birdman, too. I'm all in on a Michael Keaton dark comedy.

Blue said...

Cardale should go pro, he may never play a down at tOSU, will be the backup.

Does he get drafted at all if he is the backup for the next two years

Blue said...

You know he will get drafted this year

Blue said...

Re: birdman

Meiz knows it's not the Chris Anderson bio pic right?

Keef said...

Cardale should go pro, he may never play a down at tOSU, will be the backup.



Jamarcus Russell written all over him

Blue said...

Clips I've seen of birdman make it look like it was filmed really weird, like

Blue said...

Jamarcus is fine as long as he's not the #1 overall pick

Keef said...

I think miller ends up transferring and jones and barrett stay

tem said...

"Tem didn't even mention the name has 2 Js and 2 Zs"

the name has me shook. it is redonk.

tem said...

"I think miller ends up transferring and jones and barrett stay"

^^

that is the second leading thought around town (behind all three stay). miller to Oregon.

cardale would get drafted if he turned pro....say 4th round ish.

tem said...

"I want to see grand Budapest hotel, Boyhood, Theory of Everything, Foxcatcher, Birdman, & Unbroken"


^

eteo

Blue said...

I agree 4th roundish

For a guy who is 22 and doesn't like going to class, not a bad deal

Blue said...

I read the book for unbroken, great book, one of the best I've ever read

Meiz said...

Cardale should go pro

Meiz said...

Take that money, young man

Meiz said...

Clipboard holders and FG holders get paid handily in the NFL.

Meiz said...

And when you're a back up, NOBODY expects you to win.

Keef said...

Is be ok if the goddman Bengals drafted him in the 3rd or 4th round

tem said...

deadline is today so I guess he will have to announce today.

can he declare and then undeclared if he doesn't hire an agent?

tem said...

kevin's typing is bad today.

did LP hack his account?

Blue said...

He can reneg within 72 hours if he doesn't hire an agent

Keef said...

kevin's typing is bad today.

did LP hack his account?



I try and hurry on the phone and don't go back and correct it. I don't blog on the work computer anymore

Blue said...

Autocorrect is the worse

Blue said...

Wtf is a tomsula

Keef said...

Autocorrect is the worse



It's not even that, I'm just fat fingering it
Twss

Keef said...

Jones press conference at 3pm est

tem said...

skittles challenge.

o/u on red + purple is 20.5

tem said...

wwl says 4pm for Jones

Keef said...

Under

tem said...

press conference at his hike school....makes me think he is going pro.

Keef said...

His Twitter say @CJ12_: Life changing decision at 3pm 😁

Keef said...

Says

tem said...

yeah wwl says the conference got pushed to 4pm even though twitter says 3pm

Keef said...

Who was the last qb to play that few games and go pro? How much did Mark* Cassel play at usc

Blue said...

Cassel didn't play a down at USC

Meiz said...

Cassel attempted a whopping 33 passes in college

Keef said...

Blue is a liar

Blue said...

Ha, oops meant he didn't have a start in collitch

Blue said...

Brady was the backup at michigan

Blue said...

As a freshman and sophomore

Keef said...

Brady was the backup at michigan
As a freshman and sophomore


I would imagine that can be said about a lot of qbs

tem said...

"Who was the last qb to play that few games and go pro?"

cassell is about it

tem said...

just weird that classes are in session but he is having the press conference at his high school in Cleveland or wherever.

tem said...

23 purple plus red.

16 purple and 7 red

Blue said...

Are classes back in session?

Blue said...

Why would you hold a press conference to say, I'm staying in school

Maybe he will say he's taking his talents to south beach

tem said...

"Are classes back in session?"

yes.

Blue said...

Mariota and Winston just released statements, does cardale need to have a press conference

tem said...

12th was first day of classes for this semester.

Blue said...

He was busy on the 12th

tem said...

"does cardale need to have a press conference "

this is an event. he has to get his name out.

tem said...

he needs to hype his way from 5th rounder to 3rd rounder.

Winston and mariota are 1st rounders already.

Keef said...

Why would you hold a press conference to say, I'm staying in school



Asu RB did

Blue said...

I wouldn't leave ASU early either

Meiz said...

"Ha, oops meant he didn't have a start in collitch"


He started a game at H-Back

Blue lies again

Blue said...

No he didn't

Keef said...

He started at H-back against California in 2001 as well, making his lone collegiate start at that position.

Blue said...

Senior day, doesn't count

Blue said...

According to a couple of sources here in Denver, gase actually turned down the niners job. Niners won't spin it that way of course

Meiz said...

"Senior day, doesn't count"

You stop blaspheming the bible right now!

Keef said...

@AdamSchefter: Cardale Jones is returning to OSU.

tem said...

senior day is the only day that does count for lots of kids

tem said...

Jones staying?

why the fuck have a press conference in Cleveland for that?

get to class slacker.

Keef said...

I had no classes on Tues/Thurs one semester

Blue said...

He really meant he was leaving for the Nfl, but couldn't read the statement

tem said...

"I had no classes on Tues/Thurs one semester"

did you drive 2hrs away to hang out and have press conferences on those days?

Keef said...

Everyone already knew I wasn't going to the NFL

Keef said...

1 time I did go visit a friend in the town I went to hs that is about 90 minutes away

Ns

Blue said...

I used to drive 90 minutes on my off day to donate plasma

Keef said...

Jones will make more money playing for TOSU anyway. Yuckyuckyuck

Keef said...

My education is going to take me 10 times further than my football ability. - Cardale Jones


A) oh the same education that you wondered why you were there 2 years ago?

2) how much further is an African American studies degree going to get you than making at least a guaranteed million in the nfl

tem said...

"My education is going to take me 10 times further than my football ability. - Cardale Jones"

I think he was referring to the fact that his classes are pretty far apart on campus so he has to walk a great distance to get there.

for football the practice field is like 10 feet from the locker rooms.

tem said...

"I used to drive 90 minutes on my off day to donate plasma"


for money?

should have donated sperm too.

tem said...

"Everyone already knew I wasn't going to the NFL"

I thought you'd make it big.

That probably jinxed you.

My bad.

tem said...

Austin Rivers is going to the Clippers....playing for your dad in the NBA seems like a bad idea.

tem said...

"The Celtics have now made nine trades involving nine teams since the start of the season, including four trades in five league business days, redefining the familiar NBA scheduling term four in five"

hey-O, WWL has jokes I guess.

Aitch said...

Benji

Blue said...

??

Keef said...

should have donated sperm too.



He did that on campus. Heyoooo

Blue said...

Sperm was only 70 miles

Aitch said...

It was the 100th comment, Blue.

Meiz said...

Are you guys all also experiencing this sweet sweet sub $2 a gallon gas?

Keef said...

$1.79

Meiz said...

HOT DAMN!

tem said...

$2.09 here now.

you can get it for $1.99 if you really look for it.

Aitch said...

2.25 here

Keef said...

Been driving around for weeks looking for gas

/LP

Meiz said...

I paid a buck 94 yesterday

Meiz said...

I saw a pic of $1.65

Blue said...

I saw 1.71 at the place by my office today

Blue said...

It's nice to fill up the SUV for < 35$

Meiz said...

Nice to fill up the Aveo for less than 20.

Jugdish said...

1.80-1.85 down here. They also have fuel points at the grocery store I go to, so I've filled up for 1.35 and 1.55 recently.

Blue said...

Yeah using fuel points I can get down int he 1.40 range

Keef said...

Goddamn you guys buy a lot of groceries

Jugdish said...

Goddamn you guys buy a lot of groceries

diapers are expensive

Aitch said...

Not everyone can live on tuna and shredded cheese

Meiz said...

My Piggly Wiggly card is up to sixty some cents off per gallon

Keef said...

Costco for diapers. Once a month, $38

tem said...

fuel points get it down another 20 to 40 cents every two weeks.

groceries are about $150 a week. Every $100 is 10 cents off but sometimes certain things are double fuel points.

tem said...

we do buy a lot of groceries.

cmtem is a hoarder of groceries. if we have 1 of something left that means we are out of that thing and she buys more. there is always a back-up for everything.

and then she quite often forgets that she already has a backup so we get double backups.

at one point we had 6 cans of diced tomatoes because she kept buying them to make her healthy homemade spaghetti sauce, but she wasn't making any sauce so we just kept getting more and more stuff.

inventory control is an issue.



Keef said...

Our weekly grocery bill is about $70-$90 and then we have a monthly Costco trip that is about $100-$150

Meiz said...

Our fuel points system is janky. You get X amount of Pig Points for each weekly special item you buy, and 300 points is one cent off per gallon up to 15 gallons.

The cashiers are usually impressed with my growing total.

Keef said...

10 body 4 face chick I work with says she has a friend who is a single mom with 2 kids and her monthly grocery bill is $1300.

Mind blown

tem said...

do the 2 kids also have like 2 kids of their own?

tem said...

$1300 monthly bill must be only items from that all natural - nature's best section of the store.

the one where a loaf of fancy bread is $5 and you can buy milk from certified MENSA cows for $8 a gallon.

Aitch said...

"inventory control is an issue"

Fire your reader and hire an inventory control guy

Blue said...

We get double points for prescriptions or more than that I think, so sonething

Blue said...

We probably spend 8-900 per month on groceries and eating out

Keef said...

That's a big range

Blue said...

How old is single moms kids. As they get older they eat a whole lot more and gets expensive

Keef said...

I dunno, maybe early teens

Blue said...

Yeah they eat a lot of food, especially if they are boys

Keef said...

$350/wk is retarded

Meiz said...

My monthly grocery spending is like $100-$120. Inventory control is not an issue over here. I eat what I have, and then go shopping when I run out of food. I went shopping last Friday, and was displeased with myself when my total came to $62 and change. I bought a couple of luxury items I don't need.

Keef said...

Sounds like an inventory control issue

Meiz said...

I was feeling fancy and boat some Nutrigrain bars that were on sale

Blue said...

As long as you eat it, it's not a bad deal

Meiz said...

I suppose

Keef said...

ha when you said luxury items I figured you boat* like a nice filet or lobster or something

Meiz said...

I'll occasionally buy lobster when it's $13.99 or $14.99 per pound at Sendik's. Whole live lobsters.

Meiz said...

I fucking loathe food recalls. Shit is the worst.

Aitch said...

The people who ate the bad food probably hate them more.

tem said...

touche

tem said...

UFC picks:


McGregor
Henderson
Hall
Tibau

Meiz said...

"The people who ate the bad food probably hate them more."


Foul food is rarely the reason for a recall. Usually something stupid like the label doesn't say it may contain soy, or some dumb packaging error.

Blue said...

Or because it may contain E. coli and it doesn't say that on the package

Meiz said...

We did have one recall a couple years ago because one of our vendors had horse meat mixed in their burgers. That was swell.

Meiz said...

E Coli would fall under the foul food umbrella

Blue said...

Foxy official with the bears

Blue said...

Wonder how he will like dealing with cutler and marshall

Blue said...

I will say he will bring great assistants in

Blue said...

No picks?

tem said...

el pad got mad I posted

El Padrino said...

picks are up, enjoy the games tomorrow

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