Saturday, January 03, 2015

Curiously Strong Mints

Playoffs?

Is anyone picking the Cardinals? Poor Arizona fans (if any). Facing a team that won their division with less wins then they already had in week 11 of the season as 7 point underdogs. Todd Bowles, if he is head coach worthy, this is the game to prove it. Stop that rushing attack and you will be walking the sidelines as the HNIC come next fall. Get gashed and you will just be a Rooney rule candidate. No pressure.

I'll take the points. Arizona.

Media making this matchup seem like Hines Ward, Ed Reed and Ray Lewis are still playing. They are not. Harrison is barely playing and Suggs is the only "rivalry" player there still. This is a game of matchups and the truth is the Ravens secondary is terrible and the Steelers passing game is incredible.

Steelers by a mile.

No idea, could pick either team. Both have flaws, none of them are fatal. Ultimately - you go with "Never trust a ginger" and take the horseshoes.

Indy -3 is the play.

Best offensive line in football all year vs. the best defensive line in football all year. I really want Dallas to lose obviously. Jerry Jones pats himself on the back every morning for this years division crown. Despite 8 or 9 mediocre, middling seasons before it. Fucking guy has the ego of Kanye West. But I never make picks with my heart. Dallas is better than the Lions. Plain and simple. No one can cover Dez Braynt this year. Funny because you could probably say the same thing about Calvin Johnson. I don't like the points but I like Dallas to advance. Demarco Murray's pimp hand is strong.

Detroit +6.5

147 comments:

El Padrino said...

Ray Lewis Is So bad On tv

El Padrino said...

You guys watching football with me?

El Padrino said...

Jon Stewart looks spry

El Padrino said...

Fitz me.

Jesus What a play.

El Padrino said...

Nope. That's a TD

Aitch said...

I'm watching, Padrino.

Aitch said...

I'm also not a robot.

Aitch said...

No Bell for the Steelers doesn't give you any pause?

Aitch said...

Hahahahaha Ted Ginn

Aitch said...

0-2 EP

Keef said...

Stu Scott, dead

Aitch said...

That sucks. I used to watch Sportscenter every morning, back when ESPN was good.

El Padrino said...

2-2
Story of my life

El Padrino said...

Yes aitxh I underestimaTed bells impact And How flawless flaccid plays. In The tourney. He Is Reggie Jackson

Blue said...

fuck flacco

Keef said...

flaccid is the worse.

Blue said...

i'm rooting for the pats this weekend just because i hates james flacco* so much

Meiz said...

The Steelers lost?

Blue said...

fucking face guarding.

hate the cowboys

Blue said...

starting tomorrow, blue is employed again

Keef said...

Yeah the steelers lost. Not having Leveon Bell was a big blow


/H

Blue said...

not having leveon bell made the defense give up 30 points

Blue said...

face guarding is still pissing me off

Keef said...

I still don't think it was PI. But I think the ref fucked up by makin the call and then picking up the flag afterward

ToddPacker said...

congrats, blue. good luck with the new job

Aitch said...

Congrats, Blue.

Aitch said...

Bell didn't hurt the D, but it made the offense one dimensional. Seriously, how are you even questioning that it had an effect on the game?

Aitch said...

"I still don't think it was PI. But I think the ref fucked up by makin the call and then picking up the flag afterward"

I agree with this. I think they could have called offensive PI on Pettigrew for pushing off and/or hands to the face. The bigger deal to me was not flagging Dez Bryant for running on to the field to argue.

tem said...

I thought it was PI

Keef said...

You would

Blue said...

yeah, i can't believe they didn't flag dez for running half way out there without his helmet on to complain

Meiz said...

Fucking Lions

tem said...

Dez should have been flagged too.

but whatever. neither team was going to beat the packers or seahawks.

Keef said...

I think at least 2 road teams win this weekend

tem said...

I would be unsurprised to see Denver lose.

tem said...

I would think Green Bay or Seahawks could lose, but I'd be surprised if they did.

I would be SAS if New England loses.

tem said...

if the O/U is 1.5 road teams winning I am taking the under.

I think 1 of them win.

El Padrino said...

It Was pi. And unsportsmanlike conduct On dez.

Blue said...

green bay will lose

pats better not lose

Keef said...

It Was pi.


If it was college, ahiik, then you're righr

Keef said...

I would be SAS if New England loses.


I think them and GB are the most likely to lose

Keef said...

Fucking Baltimore

El Padrino said...

Defensive hold at The least. A foul occurred On that play. Not that big of a deal since Caldwell decided to Have a live vasectomy On The sideline

Aitch said...

"I would be SAS if New England loses."

You son of a bitch

Meiz said...

Where's Jug at? I gotta find out if he's tried that Crown Royal apple.

Aitch said...

Is Jug a Crown guy? I didn't know that.

Meiz said...

Yeah, he's mentioned it multiple times at summits.

Aitch said...

Cuz lord knows I've been sober for most of time at those...

Meiz said...

Let's not act like I spent any time sober at those. I showed up in Chicago drunk already.

Aitch said...

Chasing Cubs Chick

Keef said...

Jug has said plenty of times here that he drinks crown

Keef said...

He talked about getting a handle on any trip he went on

Aitch said...

I don't pay attention to you people

Meiz said...

Okay, tem

Meiz said...

So sick of winter already.

And of course my dumb ass is going up north Thursday night. We're getting single digit temps this weekend. Ice fishing should be a ball. Not.

El Padrino said...

How much salt And peppa get paid for this dumb ass commercial

Keef said...

Tem
Cowboy stepping in to fight Bendo in 2 weeks after Alvarez got hurt

El Padrino said...

Winter blues are The worst

Jugdish said...

I haven't tried the Apple Crown yet and haven't talked to anyone who has.

Keef said...

Do you drink crown?

/H

Meiz said...

I get cabin fever, not winter blues.

Meiz said...

Am I the only one who has discovered that you don't have to click the I'm not a robot button?

Jugdish said...

you are not...but I think that was discovered a couple of weeks ago.

Keef said...

Yeah i haven't clicked he robot button once

Jugdish said...

only robots click that button

Keef said...

I never watch the show Undercover Boss, but I saw last week that the owner of Bikinis was going to be on

Keef said...

It would be cool to be that guy

Keef said...

I think Unit, Pedro, Smoltz, Raines get in the HOF today

Jugdish said...

Caldwell: No-call situation 'hard to swallow'



twss

Keef said...

Unit, Pedro, Smoltz, Biggio

Jugdish said...

gonna be a lot of happy people in Houston with biggio getting in

Keef said...

You live in Houston?

/Tem

Keef said...

I heard randy johnson is going in as an astro

S

Blue said...

No raines is stupid

Blue said...

Biggie was not HOF

Keef said...

I like how 15 people left Johnson off their ballot. Nutless dickbags

Blue said...

Well he is a Ped guy right?

Keef said...

Whatchutalkinboutwillis?

Blue said...

You don't think he was on the juice?

Keef said...

I don't think I ever heard his name affiliated with PED

Blue said...

You have now

Keef said...

Blue is breaking news as it happens

Blue said...

That's how it works in the blogosphere. Get your news here

Blue said...

Skins hired some guy for GM

Blue said...

Guy who built the Seahawks and now lives in a farm

Keef said...

First day on the yob doesn't stop blue's bloggery

Blue said...

I'm less busy than when I was unemployed

El Padrino said...

Poor Piazza. Only The best offensive catcher ever.

El Padrino said...

Skins hired a drunk. Fucking jilarity

Keef said...

Piazza was a glorified DH

Blue said...

Piazza was a Ped guy and probably a homo

Keef said...

Lots of guys with natural HOF talent are passed over 1800 times in the draft

Blue said...

Highsxhool draftees are a crapshoot

Keef said...

Shoot, your face is crap

Blue said...

Baseball hof is a joke if bonds isn't in

Blue said...

And also the fact that nobody voted for Tony Clark, it's a travesty and a joke

El Padrino said...

Everyone Was a ped guy

Blue said...

Exactly, so bonds should be in, and tony clark

Aitch said...

Pete Rose should be in

El Padrino said...

Of course bonds should be In. He Was great before his head grew anyway.

Keef said...

I would take Bonds over Tony Clark


/H

Meiz said...

Wait, why does Blue have a Tony Clark boner?

Blue said...

I don't, it was a joke because he was mentioned as not getting a vote this year. And rightfully so

Blue said...

Gmen fired their defensive coordinator

Meiz said...

Steve Perry is a saint, H.

El Padrino said...

Good riddance

El Padrino said...

Winston to enter staff
.as If We didn't know that.

Like The Hillary running for dem In 2016 rumor We all know Is happening mg.

El Padrino said...

Draft

El Padrino said...

My Phone capitalizes every other word unless I backspace And correct It.

Blue said...

Winston already entered his staff....alledgedly

Blue said...

New office has fountain drinks, hello 200 lbs

Keef said...

I like how last night espn's headline was winston's dad says Winston will wait until after the championship game to announce and then this morning his dad says he's going pro

Blue said...

Their championship was last week

Meiz said...

"New office has fountain drinks, hello 200 lbs"

You sonofabitch

Meiz said...

"Winston already entered his staff....alledgedly"

Right in her pussy.

Meiz said...

"My Phone capitalizes every other word unless I backspace And correct It."


SwiftKey

Blue said...

I guess his entering wasn't alledged. It happened, whether it was consensual is debatable

Blue said...

SwiftKey ducks up my phone

Aitch said...

"Steve Perry is a saint, H"

I seriously question your music knowledge.

Aitch said...

Journey is awful.

Keef said...

What does music knowledge have to do with him having an opinion?

Keef said...

I would take the Beatles and Led Zeppelin over Journey


/H

Meiz said...

Brisket for lunch

Keef said...

Clam chowder for me

Keef said...

Authorities in Columbus, Ohio responded Wednesday to a deadly shooting on the second floor of the Port Columbus Airport, MyFox28Columbus.com reported.


Hope it wasn't Tem

tem said...

I was not involved in the shooting.

Keef said...

Do you have an alibi?

Jugdish said...

hilarity

Jugdish said...

Need a little wind here.

Blue said...

Tem wasn't in Columbus, he was in France visiting some newspaper

Aitch said...

"What does music knowledge have to do with him having an opinion?"

It was am attempt at humor, playing off my football knowledge comment...

Meiz said...

I don't care for Stairway To Heaven

Keef said...

fucking awful

Meiz said...

I really enjoy looking up our customers' reviews on Yelp.

El Padrino said...

Fucking yelp. Bunch Of crybabies
Tattletales

tem said...

tem is trying to catch up on CPE to reactivate his CPA and make the resume look better.

Blue said...

simmons has been awful quite since this whole Mueller report came out

guess calling goodell a liar might not have been such a great move

Keef said...

So the guy who had ties to multiple nfl owners and who used to work for a company that represented the nfl found that the nfl didn't see the video? Weird.

Blue said...

oh here we go with the conspiracy theories

Meiz said...

Fucking deluxe bailed on going up north this afternoon, so here I am sitting at home. Says a funeral came up that they have to go to this weekend.

Keef said...

Anyone else listen to that Serial podcast? I started listening yesterday, it's pretty good

Keef said...

President Obama on Thursday proposed making community college free for all Americans who are "willing to work for it"



That's what I'm talking about!

/LP

Blue said...

"Anyone else listen to that Serial podcast? I started listening yesterday, it's pretty good"

yeah, i got hooked when I helped my dad move to Scottsdale, listened to most of it during the 12 hour drive.

it's really fascinating, and frustrating and a great story, and sometimes you forget that it's a true story and somebody actually was murdered

Blue said...

15 years too late

thanks Obama

/lp

Aitch said...

Olympics in Boston would be a disaster.

Blue said...

yeah, it's crowded enough there already

Jugdish said...

xnij

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