Saturday, January 17, 2015

Championship Pickles.

Both games are extremely interesting.

I thought the Colts coming into this playoff competition were the 3rd weakest team, behind the Panthers and Cards. Carolina got the draw of a lifetime and even though they played like trash they won easily. Bengals did what they do best opening the door for a Colt team that lost to every single team on their schedule this year with a winning record. Last week after Carolina met its maker the Colts pretty much rolled a Denver team that pretty much rolled over. I still don't understand how 53 professionals who "love the game" came out to a playoff game with white flags. I think they moved on because the Broncos gave up and their QB turned 45 six years early.

Brady is the greatest QB I think in my lifetime. There I said it. Ok. Leave me the fuck alone. He's zeroed in on this opportunity since the confetti rained down on Eli's second super bowl party. He is a 'scorched earth" type player. He wants a shot at another championship and he will scorch earth to get it. If Andrew Luck has any weakness at all, despite saying he does not, Belichick will exploit it. And if here doesn't he will exploit everyone else. It's not only about Bady though. Gronkowski is healthy, Revis is Revis. Edelman is clutch. Browner is glue. It's too much for Indy who don't have enough playmakers. I got the Pats to cover 7 points (31-23)

If you have Rodgers you have a chance I keep telling myself that. But I can't get over the Seattle's defense. It's so good. It's great. It's better, in my opinion, then the 2000 Ravens team. Same amount of all-pro's. Almost at the same positions. What do you think it's like preparing your offense vs. this defense every week in practice. It's like somehow I forget the Seahawks play offense. It's sort of like, does it matter? Seattle's D is that feared cleanup hitter that always goes yard. It's the ace in the hole. It's 4 back to back Draw Four cards in Uno. It's the can opener in a bomb shelter. It's a force. Packers will hang around until the third quarter. Seahawks will be defending their title, I got them to cover the 7.5. (27-17)

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Aitch said...

EP swallowed a lot of pride with that declaration.

El Padrino said...

Yeah too bad It's coming to an end soon. And too bad Seattle will deny him that elusive 4th ring

Blue said...

I got Indy and seattle this weekend and then 2 weeks of hearing about the "next generation".

Will be the battle for the next 10 years

Blue said...

Mush

Sorry josh baker

Blue said...

Seahawks powerful enough to overcome the mush, Colts probably not

Meiz said...

Trolling on facebook is so fun

tem said...

Go pats

Keef said...

Vomit on this SB matchup

Aitch said...

Hater

Meiz said...

"Vomit on this SB matchup"

God forbid if the 2 best teams actually play in the super bowl

Keef said...

Yeah because that is the reference I was making

Meiz said...

Big day

Aitch said...

Everyone's out getting in touch with their inner black man.

Meiz said...

I have a mean craving for french onion soup right now.

Meiz said...

I could eat/drink a gallon of that stuff.

El Padrino said...

Fatty

Meiz said...

Short stack

tem said...

FOS is terrible

Keef said...

Shut up

Meiz said...

"FOS is terrible"


You're drunk.

Blue said...

Should be a good SB matchup

tem said...

Pats by 20.

tem said...

FOS is for pussies

Meiz said...

Diet Pepsi is for the queers

Keef said...

Ok now you're bolth just bashing me

Meiz said...

Wait, what?

Keef said...

I like fos and dt pepsi

Blue said...

Traffic jam

Blue said...

Don't even know a fos

tem said...

FOS is just hot water with some onion flavor and some junk bread.

fuck that. it wants to be fancy but it isn't.

Keef said...

It's the Tem of soups, apparently

Meiz said...

Tem forgot the pile of melted cheese over top of that soup.

tem said...

it probably makes better picks

tem said...

oh yeah the cheese is dumb too, how do you spoon up half melted cheese? you gotta use the spoon to saw off a piece. dumb.

Blue said...

Kubiak!!!!!

Blue said...

Oh French onion soup


Waste of time

Meiz said...

"oh yeah the cheese is dumb too, how do you spoon up half melted cheese? you gotta use the spoon to saw off a piece. dumb."

Scissors

Blue said...

I'm thinking about upgrading to club level seats next year

Aitch said...

Is the "we" as relates to your favorite team debate colov?

tem said...

everything is colov anymore.

but yes, the "we" debate is definitely col

tem said...

blue should definitely upgrade

tem said...

and any food you need scissors to eat is fucking retarded.

Aitch said...

So you're a we guy, Tem?

Blue said...

I'm not a we guy

Blue said...

But I'm not a dick to someone if they are a "we" guy

Keef said...

LP is a wee guy

Keef said...

We is ok if you work for the team or are an alumni of the school

Blue said...

I'm ok with fans who say we. I like that they are invested, just not my personal choice to use a "we"

Keef said...

Kod is a wee we, and wee wee, guy

Meiz said...

I'm we with the Brewers and Bucks, but not Badgers or Lions.

Aitch said...

So going to a school 20 years ago qualifies you to claim part of the victory by saying, "we won?"

Keef said...

Graduating from a school, not going there 1 semester.

Meiz said...

Talk me out of buying a throwback Paul Molitor road BP jersey. It's only 80 bucks.

tem said...

I'm a we guy.

I don't really think that anyone who says "we won today" really meant that they were on the field or helping in any way.

tem said...

"Talk me out of buying a throwback Paul Molitor road BP jersey. It's only 80 bucks."


Zeke has one of those.

tem said...

question for H:

is it ok to say My ______ won today?


like "my patriots won today." or is that pretending like I literally own the team?

tem said...

can fans at the game say we?

crowd noise negatively effects the visitors so the crowd had a hand in winning. so can people in attendance say we?

tem said...

or is it only like the kids who hold signs and distract folks shooting free throws that say we?

cheerleaders are part of we?


it goes on and on so idgaf who says we.

Keef said...

Affects

Keef said...

Cheerleaders work for the team, no?

tem said...

yeah, so under H's rules they get to say "we won"

wtf more did the cheerleader do than the loud fat guy with BUCKEYE NUT painted on his belly?

he can't say we, but the cheerleader who ran around with an "O" flag can?

tem said...

also, I hate effects and affects.

Blue said...

Team owners can say we?

Meiz said...

What about people who own a share of Packers stock?

Keef said...

That buckeye nut guy is a clown. So is the cowboy buckeye guy. And the mustachioed guy wih the Pom pom hair

Blue said...

Pretty much all buckeye fans

Keef said...

wtf more did the cheerleader do than the loud fat guy with BUCKEYE NUT painted on his belly?


Uh, got hired by the team?

Keef said...

Your mom goes to college

El Padrino said...

Grow up

tem said...

H is on Facebook record that Packers sstock owners can say we. Rules are just random. That's why we is ok.

tem said...

Buckeye fat guy isn't on payroll the black dude with the hat is though.

tem said...

Growing up is for pussies who eat FOS

Keef said...

the black dude with the hat is though.


GTFO

El Padrino said...

Ed Reed is wearing a hat on tonight's episode of inside the nfl

El Padrino said...

A hat.

tem said...

Yeah black dude is Buck-I-Guy. He's now on payroll with alumni relations. Also you can pay for him to come to your corporate event.

Blue said...

Who gives a shit if the balls were under inflated. Bunch of shit just to drum up the us against the world attitude for the pats

Jugdish said...

we cheated.

/aitch

Jugdish said...

Graduating from a school, not going there 1 semester.


just when I was going to take an on line class at tOSU so I could say "we won"...

Aitch said...

Funny, Jug.

tem said...

"Bunch of shit just to drum up the us against the world attitude for the pats "

^^

Blue said...

Nfl suspends belicheck for the superbowl

Blue said...

(S)

Blue said...

Some guy is going to take the fall and say they did this without the pats coaches and players knowing

Jugdish said...

cowherd said part of the punishment (if the pats are punished) should be to go on hard knocks for two years. that would be funny.

Meiz said...

Or blame it on the cold weather.

Blue said...

If it's the cold weather all 12 balls would have been deflated, and I'm assuming they also took balls from the colts as well to compare based on weather effects

Meiz said...

Let's not make assumptions on how the NFL investigates things.

Blue said...

I'm assuming

Jugdish said...

5 min before the game all balls tested fine. at halftime 11 of 12 pats balls were deflated below the allowed limits...but none of the colts balls were below the allowed limit....sources say.

Jugdish said...

I'm loving all this talk about balls.

/Lp

Blue said...

Deflatriots

Meiz said...

Deflategate

Jugdish said...

#shrinkage

Meiz said...

The Brewers signed Dontrelle Willis

Blue said...

Didn't realize d-train was still in mlb

Meiz said...

He hasn't pitched in MLB since 2011 iirc

Meiz said...

Brewers signed him to a minor league deal with an invite to ST

Keef said...

If it's the cold weather all 12 balls would have been deflated, and I'm assuming they also took balls from the colts as well to compare based on weather effects



And every game in the history of the nfl that was played in December in the northeast or Midwest would have had the same thing happen

Blue said...

@snakestakes: This just in, @Viagra and @cialis have new pill designed to help patriots #deflatedballs stay pumped up.

Blue said...

Jake Plummer is a great follow on twitter

Blue said...

Bungles are not allowing their DB coach get promoted to DC with the Broncos.

Keeping a black man down

tem said...

maybe because he is a DB.

Blue said...

The owner is a DB

Blue said...

deflatriots

Blue said...

Dez Bryant still caught that ball

tem said...

he would have caught it and held on if it were deflated a bit

Blue said...

H is being awful quiet on this #shrinkage issue

Meiz said...

He's trying to take the high road on the fb maseen

tem said...

he's too busy trying to determine if cheerleaders can say we and then if so can super loud fans also day we.

tem said...

*say we

Blue said...

Jug,

Thoughts on foxy? I heard he referred to Cutler as "jake"

Keef said...

Blue likes calling him foxy

Aitch said...

Blue needs to be on Facebook. H has been talking about it all day.

Aitch said...

I'll be really disappointed if it's proven that they unintentionally tried to gain an advantage. I also think it's a bigger deal because it is the Patriots.

Aitch said...

No one made a stink when Aaron Rodgers said he intentionally over-inflates his.

Jugdish said...

Thoughts on foxy? I heard he referred to Cutler as "jake"


can't be worse than last year. this is the first time in bears history that they've hired a head coach with prior nfl head coaching experience. I also like the fact he is bringing in good assistants. "jake" is still the wild card.

Jugdish said...

I'll be really disappointed if it's proven that they unintentionally tried to gain an advantage. I also think it's a bigger deal because the Patriots have a history of cheating



fixed

Blue said...

If it doesn't create an advantage then why do it, especially with your history as a cheater, I mean that's just plain stupid

Aitch said...

I agree with that statement, Blue.

Aitch said...

I don't know why I typed unintentionally in my OP. I meant I'd be disappointed if they intentionally tried to gain an advantage.

tem said...

Be disappointed. They did it on purpose. But nobody should care.

Jugdish said...

Bears got Gase as their OC

tem said...

A deflated football doesn't make a receiver be wide open or make it hard to tackle a RB

Meiz said...

I tell ya what a deflated football does do, though. It makes it harder to throw.

Jugdish said...

if its completely deflated.

Jugdish said...

I tell ya what a deflated football does do, though. It makes it harder to throw.


we don't feel the same way

/aitch

Blue said...

How is it harder to throw a partially deflated football? If you can get a better grip, it is significantly easier to throw

Blue said...

Andrew luck had a great quote in his pro bowl pressed yesterday. Something about looking forward to the pro bowl because after the loss he just felt deflated

tem said...

i like how people are reading these articles or hearing about the deflategate on the news and it says the football was at 13 pounds per square inch instead of 16 or whatever and then people come up to me and tell me they didn't know footballs weighed 16 pounds.

tem said...

somewhat deflated ball is easier to grip, catch and hold on to. doesn't spiral as nicely, but whatever. Peyton throws ducks galore and he seems to do OK so a spiral isn't all that important.

Blue said...

Peyton sucks

Blue said...

Of course belicheck has no idea what was going on

Blue said...

And I believe that 0%

Keef said...

At one point he said something like "you'll have to ask Tom how he likes his ba- footballs prepared".

Meiz said...

I forgot my wallet this morning. Fuck this.

Blue said...

Giselle knows how soft Tom likes his balls

Blue said...

I've told you everything I know

Jugdish said...

Of course belicheck has no idea what was going on


interesting how he passed the buck to Brady. hasselbeck, tim said that he was on 8 teams and all 8 the head coach never had anything to do with prepping the balls...it was strictly a QB thing. I can believe belicheat didn't know this one.

tem said...

sounds like a job for Michael Sam. Maybe he can be in the NFL now.

Jugdish said...

he likes his balls completely different than brady does

Keef said...

I forgot my wallet this morning. Fuck this.



Too bad you sold the time masheen

Keef said...

I like how jug calls him hasselbeck, tim. Very formal

Blue said...

I've told you everything I know

Jugdish said...

Bluichek

tem said...

front desk lady opened up a virus email she got and the file with it.

IT hilarity ensued.

seeing IT guys run around office to office to see if we downloaded the virus was super entertaining. those fuckers sprang into action but aren't coordinated at all so when they were walking real quick from point A to point B they often ran into shit and stumbled.

just fucking hilarity.

Meiz said...

I miss our IT people. They were cool.

Meiz said...

Old ass Janet and big Scott

Keef said...

those fuckers sprang into action but aren't coordinated at all so when they were walking real quick from point A to point B they often ran into shit and stumbled.



Kind of like watching golfers give high fives?

Meiz said...

LP

Blue said...

Rough touch

tem said...

yes kind of like golfers giving high fives

Meiz said...

The Yahoo weather app is frickin beautiful

Blue said...

I did it and I'll do it again

/Tom Brady

Aitch said...

Feeding frenzy

Jugdish said...

you'll have to ask our equipment manager

/Brady

Jugdish said...

the equipment manager will resurface in ten years admitting he kept the inflation needle he used to deflate the footballs per brady's request in a miller lite can. we've seen this before.

Blue said...

New job brings in lunch on Thursdays, and then beer Thursday afternoons.

#winning

Blue said...

Brady misremembers saying he likes soft balls


Can't wait for media day

Aitch said...

I don't know how he got through that press conference without laughing his ass off, talking about new balls, rough balls, old balls, etc...

tem said...

because he has a lot of experience talking about balls

tem said...

like, A LOT of experience.

Meiz said...

Why do Patriots press conferences look so different from all the other ones?

Blue said...

Because they are cheating

Blue said...

People keep saying that 2psi is negligible. But that is 16% below what was supposed to be in the ball. That's a significant difference

Keef said...

People that have touched a football like 7 times in heir life say that. People that touch a football every day for
30 years straight don't say that

Keef said...

Their

Meiz said...

Breer's in Papelbon talks

Meiz said...

Ty Lawson with a second DUI last night

Blue said...

I think cmtyler had a kid

Meiz said...

Yes. A while ago.

Keef said...

On Tyler's bday

tem said...

Like a week ago

Aitch said...

No Probowl post, EP?

Meiz said...

So my idiot sister is pregnant again

Meiz said...

My Mom is pissed

Meiz said...

Just talked to Mom on the phone for an hour. The verdict is Fuck It. She's on her own this time around.

Meiz said...

I so want to congratulate my sister on her pregnancy on fb. I want to be an asshole like you wouldn't believe.

Keef said...

Last week we went to Toyota to look at a highlander, today we went to Honda to look at a pilot. Both times, after all the back and forth, they threw up their hands and said they can't get our number

El Padrino said...

Congrats meiz

Meiz said...

troll

Keef said...

Cleveland Browns wide receiver Josh Gordon has failed another drug test and now will be subject to a one-year suspension, according to league sources. Gordon tested positive for alcohol, Pro Football Talk reported

Blue said...

He is an idiot, means he was still drunk when tested

Meiz said...

No, it means he had alcohol in his system. It doesn't mean he was drunk.

And what is his employer doing to maybe help him? Nothing?

Blue said...

Went through this with prater, they don't test before 8am and if you still have alcohol in your system at 8 am, you drank too much the night before when you're supposed to have 0

Blue said...

And the nfl pays for them to go to counseling/rehab after they get popped the first time

tem said...

"Last week we went to Toyota to look at a highlander"

tem has a highlander.

it is good. I like it pretty well. Hate the cruise control though. Slows down when it senses you catching up to another car. that is a cool feature but it slows down waaaay too soon. even when you put it on the "closest" setting for that feature.

tem said...

Gordon is a fucking moron. Amazing how many NFL players are fucking morons.

Meiz said...

I was a fucking moron when I was 23, too. The argument can easily be made that I'm still a fucking moron.

Meiz said...

Had to ditch my buddy to go out with a chick on Saturday. It was kind of a dick move, but I'd rather be out there gettin' some at this point.

Bros before hoes is dead.

Meiz said...

Dude was like "Well I could come out with you"

I stared a hole in his soul when he said that.

Keef said...

I had no idear that Tem has a highlander. Toyota people were grate. We said we wanted 35 mo lease, $0 down, no more than $400/mo. Dude "talks to his boss" and they bolth come back and their offer is $1150 down, $650/mo. I looked at cmk and said let's go because they aren't serious. Mgr looks at me and asks what we're looking for. I tolt him I gave our list to the sales guy, so if he didn't give it to the mgr then we are wasting our time. So they go to their little back room or whatever and miraculously come down to $510 but still $1150 down. And this is for the higher version with leather, which we don't need, but it's the only one they have. We said we wanted #s for a base model but dude says I don't have one to sell you and wouldn't give us a quote.

Keef said...

I was a fucking moron when I was 23, too. The argument can easily be made that I'm still a fucking moron.


UPS employees aren't really under that big of a microscope

Aitch said...

What could possibly go wrong with kids and leather seats?

Keef said...

Way easier to clean than cloth seats

Blue said...

Yeah, cloth seats with kids can be a bad move

Blue said...

Poor Tom Brady, his feelings got hurt. Call the waaambulance.

Maybe quit cheating

Keef said...

Fucking cheaters

Keef said...

Nothing worst*

Keef said...

Bold

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