Wednesday, June 25, 2014

There's Only So Much Time Left In This Crazy World, I'm Just Crumblin' Erb

OUTKAST TALK!
Concert is this Sunday. CAN'T FUCKING WAIT. Been trying to push some of the guys to not be trashed for it, to no avail. Fuck them. I'm going to remember the most important concert of my life. They're not on my level.

I wish my one cousin was at my little cousin's grad party on Sunday. She's the director of marketing for Summerfest. I wanted to get a word in with her for maybe some VIP or backstage tickets. I hate getting big-timed by family. That shit is foul. Regardless, it's going to be a great time. I refuse to let anybody ruin my day on Sunday.

Brewers Talk
Still in first place. This season has been amazeballs so far. Best start in club history, and national media is still not talking about the team. I love it. Have you guys seen the Lucroy All-Star ad? It's pretty damn funny from our perspective. The Cards did not react well, and that makes it even funnier.

http://m.mlb.com/video/v33770085/cast-your-vote-for-lucroy-for-the-2014-allstar-game

That's good stuff right there. Fuck the Cardinals.  Because MLB is a shitshow of an organization, I can't embed the video on blogger. Fuck them.

Work Talk
New supervisor is coming around. She still can't do a lot of stuff the rest of us can do. I wish she'd ask for help with learning how to do things instead of just leaving it for somebody else. That kills us on Wednesdays and Thursdays. My opinion is that the supervisor needs to know how to proficiently do EVERYTHING. She's on board with us as far as realizing and communicating that the sales force expects us to do too much. It's been awful lately. Formerly good salespeople have turned into absolute trainwrecks.

Bron Opts Out!
No big deal.  Yet.

The Bron/Kobe/Melo nonsense is just that. Nonsense. A worn-down 30 year old LBJ ain't going to the Lakers or the Western Conference.  He's coming to the Bucks. S.

Music Video Time
I'm listening to Southernplayalisticadillacmusic, so we get the title track. Good times.



That's all I've got today, kids.  Have a good rest of the week.  I know I'll have a bomb weekend.

Friday, June 20, 2014

Summer time

today I will talk about Iraq and food allergies so skip to comments if you've had enough now

I predict a major war (perhaps called WWIII) within the next ten years between western civilazation countries and their allies vs. radical islam militants and various terrorists groups and I think it's unavoidable.

Only way to beat this ISIS and Al Qaeda groups like them all over the middle east and within Russia's borders is to just kill them, just kill them all. Eventually I suppose they will come back through another root of evil somewhere but I have to think this will buy us (by us I mean the world) some time before that happens. Sort of like killing off the Nazi's history does really repeat itself.

If you are asking yourself why do we need to go to war or why do we have to get involved the answer is relatively simple. Money. Most of it in the form of oil. But really economics is the bottom line answer. And fucking democracy of course. We figured out how to operate a country 238 years ago - we have the blueprint yet we still have to force our plan unto the world and to countries that were born hundres and hundreds of years before us. We can't ignore this stuff.

Besides if given the opportunity these groups would wipe the earth clean of us. They think we are the devil. They actually say that and the style of warfare they practice is not traditional, they resort to killing children and women and random innocent civilians. They don't attack army bases or police forces. They just run through villages killing people that work and live. Average joes. Or Average Mohammeds in Iraq's case. They won't stop. They won't ever stop. At some point as a super power we have to get together with our allies and exterminate them.

Where the fuck did all these food allergies come from? First of all if someone tells you they are allergic to gluten just punch them in the face. Because chances are they are not. It's not even officially listed as an allergy, more like an intolerance like lactaid or in Meiz's case pussy. Only people suffering from Celiac disease need to be on gluten free diets.

Only 1% of America's population (that are actually here legally) have a bad reaction to gluten. Most people don't even know what gluten is. It's a proten in grains and wheat - it's a natural food organism.

I'd be pissed running a restuarant and having to cater to all these allergies like nut allergy and tree-nut allergy and oil allergy, seed allergy, god this country is a bunch of hipster pussies I swear.

We're gonna get rolled in WW III. S.

Late on this but have always thought those limo buses were death traps.

Officially summer this weekend so eat ice cream, bring summery beer to every party you get invited too and work the tan. Except for you freaks who live in Arizona/Florida. Been doing that since February I imagine. Pshychos.

Friday, June 13, 2014

BOO! It's Friday the 13th. Gay.

World Cup this world cup that. Everyone is a fan. I ain't gonna front and pretend I like soccer. Will I watch it? Probably not. But if I do I wont go all rah rah on and on about it. With that said go Italy! S.

Speaking of bandwagon. It's like all the Ranger fans came out of the woodwork last week. When there were down 3-0 the other day they all went back home, then today they were back out. Man those people are the worst.

On Fathers day I think about my dad of course but lately I've been thinking about my grandfather. He was so old school I think he might have built the school. Just remember all the time we used to spend together and smile. I hope I make it on this earth long enough to fool around with grandkids. I aint rushing life, just saying. Happy fathers day to you guys.

CMEP asking what I want to do I'm like I just want to relax. Really what I want is a BJ and a steak. Hook it up.

12 weeks until real football

Veep is the funniest show going right now. Just LOL'ing everywhere when its on.

She's a Bernard but Doris Burke does a fine job on ABC. Better than most men.

Patty Mills has a lot of energy

3 more weeks then vacation and boy do I need it

Friday, June 06, 2014

A nickel bag gets sold in a park in Brooklyn I WANT IN

I make the best potato and eggs.

I'm pretty much full time at the catering hall now. It's the Matre'd then me as far as an org chart goes. It's actually fun at times. I like the business. I also applied for the sales job which is what it sounds like. Commission based, you book a wedding you get a flat fee $300. Waiting to hear back. Gonna write a book, a self-help motivational book. "From Bus Boy to Matre'D : How to climb the ranks of a wedding factory"

Wife not a fan I'm rarely home but it's a sacrifice I make to make sure her and the kids have all they ever wanted. She wants to move to NJ. Sometimes she is the worse.

I just don't get the big deal with grass. Grass makes me sneeze*. "But the kids would like a backyard."
But then I have to clean it and make it look nice. I'd like to see how she cleans this house too, this imaginary house in NJ.
And me getting home at 8pm every night because the commute sucks left nuts.
And we'd need to buy another car which is the worst asset to own ever.
Fuck houses and fuck NJ.

If you don't think what just happened with the prisoner swap between US and Taliban was fucked up you belong in psych ward. Or you don't care. Which is fine too.
Like was there no one in Bams corner that knew this guy may have been not so noble? A deserter in the armed forces is like child rape. It's pretty much the worse thing you can do. Let alone the exchange itself. IT was a Bill Simmons pu-pu platter NBA 25 cents on the dollar trade. Also I thought we don't negotiate with terrorists? And who the fuck decided it was okay for the Taliban DAD to go on TV? Jesus Christ what a clusterfuck.

I have a 2nd generation IPOD that still goes strong but only when it's charged overnight. So weird. It needs like 8 hours of sleep or something.

I'm such a pussy when it comes to the dentist that I've dealt with a toothache that occasionally becomes infected for a little over a year now. NS.
What makes this decision easier is when they pull the tooth I will need an implant which is not covered and costs $2100-$3000 depending.....

Stocks and Sports LLC still a dream of mine along with a restaurant bar and grill called Cheeks.

Aren't kids hilarious? Can't wait for Tem and Jug to have talking kids. Lil miniature comics.

Tuesday, June 03, 2014

Don't Want No AIDS, No Clap, Or No Rabies

Work Talk(kind of)
 New supervisor is cool enough.  She's the same age as me.  She sat in with me on this past Sunday, we had some conversation, had some laughs, yadda yadda yadda.  I'm not about to be referring to her as "my boss" or "bosslady" when I'm out here in these streets teaching & showing her how to do her job, though.  Nope, nuh uh.  The main things she lacks so far are the willingness to take control, and leading by example.  Rolls in at five after 8, and jets at five to 5.  No bueno, not cool, especially when the others are in early and leave late.  Poor example to set.

New supe asked me about the music I listen to,(OXFORD COMMA, KEITH) on Sunday.  Told her all kinds, but mainly rap.  The Sirius is off during the weekend, so she pulled up some "rap" shit on Pandora on her phone.  Had to quickly make it known I don't listen to THAT rap.  Jesus, so much new rap is awful.  (Paging Dr. Padrino)  These kids have nothing good or new to rap about, and that all seem to have the same cadence.  Get you r own fucking flow, boys.

As mentioned yesterday, it appears my existing co-workers just don't listen to bosslady or new supe when we have our weekly department meeting.  This is incredibly frustrating.  I can't stand poor listeners.  I don't know when this shift happened.  I think my feelings on this harkens back to my days in school.  I was the no homework, no notes, but great test-taker.  I'm very particular and specific when it comes to things people say.  My Dad is a cop.  I have to be that way, because that's how he essentially trained me.  Growing up, I got a lot of "That's not what you said" business.  Now, he's getting older, and I get to flip that game on him, and he knows I'm right when I do it.  An eye for an eye.

NBA Talk
I'm pumped for the Heat/Spurs Finals rematch.  As usual, I'm rooting for Bron & them boys.  I love the twitter meme of Big Shot Bosh.  It works both ways, and is always hilarious.  Bosh hits a big shot?  #BigShotBosh.  Bosh clangs a big shot?  #BigShotBosh.  Heat in six. 

Me & a couple of buddies have been spending the last month or so figuring out our NBA player equivalents from back in the day.  It's pretty fun.  Last week Deluxe nominated me for Boris Diaw.  I was fake pissed at first, but then he broke it down.  "Big man, handles, range, blocks shots, rebounds, bangs inside".  When he put it that way, I was okay with it.

Brewers Talk
STILL IN FIRST PLACE!  WOOOOOOO!
I should have made a hat bet.
Honestly, the Brewers are pretty fucking good, save for Lyle Overbay.  I wish to hell they would have kept Juan Francisco for the lefty part of the 1B platoon.  Mark Reynolds has been a joy so far.  Get up there and hit a bunch of dingers.  To hell with the Ks.  Ks are wildly overrated in regards to hurting an offense.  A K with a runner on 1st isn't a double play ball.

Ron figured our the batting order, too.  Granted he had help from The Deputy.  They're also now exploring the possibility of moving the pitcher to the 8 hole.  I hope they do that.

Fuck the Cardinals.

VIDEO TIME!
26 days!  So pumped.


BEE TRAP WATCH!
On Saturday I fashioned myself a bee trap out of a two liter bottle for the balcony.  I hate bees more than I hate the Cubs.  That's a lot of hatred.  They tend to build hives under the overhangs and eaves of my building.  I am the bee slayer.

ATLiens is over.  On to Ready To Die.  All time GREAT album.  Stand up, Brooklyn.

Neighbor Watch!
A new family moved in across the street last week.  They're Flatlanders.  Fucking Flatlanders.  The garage is still loaded with stuff.  They seem nice enough.  I'll have to hip them to Summer Sounds.  Best way for noobs to get in with the community, IMO.

I'm gassed, I think.  I'll let this night ride out.

Word to Big Bird.


Late add:  Big eyeglasses make every chick look like Shock G in the Humpty video.  TERRIBLE look.
 

  

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