Friday, December 19, 2014

Roasted Chicken and Red Wine

Hi how is everyone?
You have everything set for xmas?
What's the big kid gift this year?
Any time off?

Please don't answer any of the above questions. I'm sure you answered them a million times in your own corp settings.

Real story on WWL : "New England has the only NFL offense that changes its game plan each week to attack opponents' flaws. " - Thought everyone did that? Isn't that kind of the point of studying tape. So confused.

I'm a little surprised they benched Cutler, despite his poor season isn't he still the guy there? Don't they need to work together? Meaning Trestman, Cutty and the OC guy? Or fuck it they will clean house.

Looks like, to my count, 7 jobs will be open. Seems high.
Oak, Miami, Jets, Niners, Bears, Falcons, and a wild card or surprise if you will.

For me it's a toss up between Jay Gruden resigning or Bengals firing Lewis if they miss the playoffs. If they fire Lewis people will march and yell Black Lives Matter. Also small chance Ron Rivera goes. Giants are keeping Coughlin. Guaranteed.

10% chance Sean Payton leaves or gets fired. Just a feeling. Even though him and Brees are so connected.

I'm hoping Harbaugh takes the money. GO BLUE!

Starting watching Sons of Anarchy. So far so good.

Pickles.

If Philly doesn't smash Washington then Jameis Winston is involved somehow.

San Fran because Rivers possibly out.

Sota with a huge road win sealing Philbins fate.

Baltimore because they need to keep pace in the wild wild North chase.

Detroit because Claussen is not the answer.

Carolina because Manziel is Troy Smith / Billick

New Orleans because Superdome.

Green Bay because no fucking way.

Burgh because KC doesn't throw the football.

New England because they study tape better than everyone else.

Giants because of course they will finish 7-9 to frustrate their fan base and not force any changes.

Oakland because Derek Carr is a stud.

Indy because Luck has played shitty three weeks in a row.

Seattle because they are dominating right now.

Denver because Dalton.


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102 comments:

Jugdish said...

Denver because Dalton.


I don't see what the big deal with Dalton is. I would take Brady and Rodgers over Dalton.

/Aitch

Keef said...

Don't be an asshole

/h

El Padrino said...

Rondo to Mavs

Keef said...

Upton to Padres. Goddamn Padres are active this month

tem said...

Kate?

tem said...

Kate is the best Upton

El Padrino said...

Going to see the interview this weekend.

Meiz said...

Fucking work

Keef said...

Praying for LP

Keef said...

We were going to take the kids up north to play in the snow but they didn't get enough snow to play in

tem said...

you should have went further (farther?) north.

tem said...

UFC talk:

1) I think it is funny when they put out an article that someone didn't make weight. They have one about Cummins not making weight. He weighed 206.8 and needed to be 206. They give him an hour to lose the 0.8 lbs. I am sure he will make it. But they make a big headline over him missing weight. fucking media.

2) Machida wins easily.

3) BarĂ£o wins even more easily

4) Antonio Carlos Junior beats Cummins. I don't think Cummins deserves to be in the UFC. He was a story for a fight they needed to sell.

5) Tom Niinimaki wins because he has lots of the letter I in his name. Like a whole lot. When he spells that shit people probably think he is stuttering. Enn Eye Eye Enn Eye

6) I only heard of one other fighter on the card. Erik Silva. Let's say he loses.

Keef said...

you should have went further (farther?) north.



Yep, but we were just making a day trip out of it. Gonna plan on February ish

Aitch said...

Farther

Meiz said...

I can't wait to go home and be a piece of shit this weekend

Meiz said...

farger?

Keef said...

Farter

Aitch said...

I graduated high school with this guy in blue. He was such a prick. Is it wrong that this video gives me such pleasure?

Meiz said...

LMAO. It didn't even look like the shot he took was a big one.

Meiz said...

That's what happens when you try to start a fighting career at 33.

Meiz said...

I was going back & forth with a guy on twitter who is a few years younger than us a few years ago about getting into a boxing gym to maybe get into shape and do some sparring. He boxes, and he told me dead-ass, DO NOT DO IT. These whippersnappers will kill you. That was when I was 29 or 30.

Aitch said...

His dad played for the Pats. He played DE at UConn then kicked around in Arizona's system fur a year or two. Played for their NFL Europe team before they folded the league.

tem said...

It was round 3 so maybe he took some earlier shots?

Meiz said...

Tem is more observant than I am

tem said...

Career low for you

Jugdish said...

Part of a conversation between cmjug and I while we were looking over instructions to install a new car seat:

cmjug: this section is all about the base.

me: no treble?

cmjug: ::blank stare::

Keef said...

Instructions?

Jugdish said...

yes, the thing is a transformer. it goes from rear facing, to front facing, to booster seat. I just wanted to make sure I had everything set right so my kid isn't bouncing around the car.

Jugdish said...

taking my kid here tonight. Chirstmas with my family on the night of the 25th. Christmas with cmjug's family on the 26th.

im working today and tomorrow and am off until next Monday.

tem said...

car seats are easy to install about 95% correctly, but that last 5% is impossible.

ours always move around just a little more than they should and they aren't perfectly level.

Meiz said...

Sriracha is filth

tem said...

that ketchup stuff?

Meiz said...

Asian chili sauce. It's nowhere near ketchup

Jugdish said...

this is my favorite hot sauce

tem said...

it's next to it in the grocery store

Jugdish said...

not at piggly wiggly

/mize

tem said...

Sriracha is a type of hot sauce or chili sauce made from a paste of chili peppers, distilled vinegar, garlic, sugar, and salt


Ketchup is typically made from tomatoes, a sweetener, vinegar, and assorted seasonings and spices. (sweetener = sugar, vinegar = vinegar, spices = garlic, salt)

seem similar enough.





Keef said...

this is my favorite hot sauce



That's the best on my steaks.

/lp

Jugdish said...

clausen concussed; cutler starting

tem said...

about time he got a chance

Jugdish said...

the bears need to see what they have in cutler for next season.

Keef said...

Well hello Britt McHenry

Keef said...

If the Bears don't know by now what they have in Cutler, that's a problem

Keef said...

I don't think he's the problem, though. They have a ton of work to do to fix that D

Jugdish said...

If the Bears don't know by now what they have in Cutler, that's a problem


he has been bad this year, but the whole team is a train wreck. it seems like trestman has lost the team. I think he wanted to start clause in hopes he'd light it up like McCown last year to try and save his job.

Jugdish said...

I don't think he's the problem, though. They have a ton of work to do to fix that D


this. the D has been somewhat competitive in games this year, but its not the kind of D you want on the field a lot. Their offense was supposed to help compensate for some of that but that didn't happen.

tem said...

harbaugh will fix it next year

tem said...

harbaugh will love cutlet*

Jugdish said...

"if the season ended today" the bears would have the #7 pick. would you trade that for harbaugh?

Aitch said...

"Britt McHenry"

What about her?

Meiz said...

"Well hello Britt McHenry"

Oh my

Keef said...

What about her?

Well hello

El Padrino said...

Why they flexible shitty Bengals. Lambeau man

Detroit ruins everything

Blue said...

Tapatio is the best

Meiz said...

"Why they flexible shitty Bengals. Lambeau man"

Packers/Lions got flexed to America's Game Of The Week on Fox

tem said...

I like el tapa tio

El Padrino said...

Oh fox had dibs? Go Fox

Meiz said...

"I like el tapa tio"

Is that like pico de gal-o?

Meiz said...

My favorite hot sauces are made by This company

tem said...

It's what happens when they fucking kid is Fucking with them keyboard while you type.

Aitch said...

Fucking fuck

Aitch said...

And I'm still not a robot

Beth said...

Merry Christmas you assholes.

Good to see you're still around, even if you're apparently down to 6 of you and talk about shit like baby car seats...

Aitch said...

Good to see you're alive, Beth. I take it you haven't gotten knocked up yet?

Beth said...

Not that I know of, although I am feeling a little queasy this morning.

I take it that you haven't knocked anyone up yet H (unlike the rest of LOV it seems).

Keef said...

Baby car seats are no joke, apparently

Aitch said...

Not to my knowledge.

Jugdish said...

Not to my knowledge.


good answer

tem said...

well look it is beth. glad to see her. glad she is alive.

Jugdish said...

hi beth. welcome back.

tem said...

it's still real to us

Beth said...

Hey look, it's the dad's club! Hey Jug and Tem, congrats on the munchkins.

tem said...

thanks. mine is equal parts awesome and terrible.

tem said...

maybe more like 60-40

tem said...

I won one of my fantasy leagues.

Nice to go out on top in one league.

tem said...

I won the title game by 1.51 points

tem said...

beth married now?

Beth said...

Nope, Beth is not.

And if your kid is only 60% terrible, that's better than most at least. (Only half joking there.)

Beth said...

Oh wait, I guess you meant 60% awesome, not 60% terrible. Of course that's probably just daddy bias...

tem said...

it depends on the day which way it goes

tem said...

still law firm chick?

El Padrino said...

Suite Beth
Post a tit pic if It's really you

tem said...

you didn't get the ones she sent out last year?

Beth said...

EP, I'm saving that for in person for you.

Beth said...

And tem, I've graduated from law firm chick to law firm queen.

(S)

tem said...

so you're blowing the partner now? good work.

tem said...

worked your way up from associate to partner in record time.

Beth said...

Blowing the partner NOW? Not just now, how do you think I got the job in the first place?

Meiz said...

interesting

Beth said...

Good to see you too Meiz...

Jugdish said...

you would see mize all the time if you were on twitter.

tem said...

how about them falcons?

Beth said...

You mean the about to be division champs hosting a playoff game Falcons?

tem said...

yeah those guys.

tem said...

I love it when people bitch that teams with bad records get into the playoffs.

so I am super pumped for the falcons or panthers to host a game.

Meiz said...

I'm cool with whoever wins the south getting in. That's part of the deal.

tem said...

exactly.

same reason some shitty teams get into the NCAAs every year. it's part of the deal.

Keef said...

Exactly

ToddPacker said...

good to see that Beth is alive

ToddPacker said...

or was that zeke?

tem said...

Same thing right?

El Padrino said...

Fried shrimp
Stuffed squid
Pasta w/ crab sauce
King crab legs
Crab cakes
Grilled lobster tails
Chilled lobster cocktail
Scungili
Fish salad

God bless and good night.

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