Friday, December 05, 2014

Ice Pops

Man Kim Kardashian visiting the troops. I can still hear the fapping.

Mikey Rourke strikes me as that actor who talks like he is in a movie all the time.

Oil is backing Putin into a corner. The ruble is crashing. He is getting desperate which makes him dangerous.

Harbaugh in Ann Arbor? If I'm AD at Michigan I hand my program over to Greg Schiano. That motherfucker can coach.

We have a local weather person here for ABC, her name is Amy Freeze. Perfect name. Also she has big tits.

Meiz are you on Tinder? Or is pussy still not a priority for you?

If animals were gay I think Giraffes would be the gayest.

I think excessive force was used during the Eric Garner arrest and I think the cop should have been indicted on manslaughter charges. I wouldn't call that murder. I'm surprised he got off. Well not surprised because prosecutors and cops lie in the same bed but the evidence seemed overwhelming. I don't even mind the chokehold to take him down but once he said he couldn't breath, let go. There are 5 of you. I'm sure he could have been contained and even if he starting swinging out of it he was already on the floor. Pathetic. I'm surprised they bothered a fat dude selling loosies outside a store. There has to be something more pressing to resolve than untaxed cigarette sales? Also, that's ATF's job. Go get the REAL drugs off the street.

The Ferguson grand jury got it right. That dude was a piece of shit and put the cop in an impossible situation. With that said, I don't think beat cops are trained properly or given the proper tools to defend themselves. Rubber bullets, tasers, old-fashioned night sticks.

Terminator Genysis trailer is HDH but I'm totally confused. John Conner is sent back in time to save his mother?
Or is the Terminator sent back in time and to the future to bring down Skynet?

Fucking Skynet.

Pickles.

Cincy -3
(Dalton is Cutler 2.0 with less zip)
Stl -3
(Tre Mason time)
Giants pick em
(Jints lead the league, again, in players on injured reserve, by a mile too)
Carolina +10
(Cam Newton took two steps back this year, quietly a non story for some reason)
Jets +6
(It's fucking cold in Minnesota right now)
Miami -2.5
(Why isn't Richie Incognito playing football but Jonathan Martin is?)
Indy -3.5
(I don't believe in Hoyer, Pettine is playing himself right now)
Det -10.5
(Run it Detroit, you will need the running game in the post season)
Jax +6
(If I see another JJ Watt story I'm going to murder someone)
Denver -10
(They are lock city at home in the regular season)
KC -1
(Cheifs get off the snide, Arizona has real injury problems and Stanton is not taking them anywhere)
Sea +1
(Because defense travels and it's rounding into form)
SF -8
(Not a road game, Kaepernick will never be a franchise QB, he is so immature)
NE -3.5
(Like I said earlier in the year, coming off a loss the Pats are basically indestructable)
GB -13
(Good god the Falcons have no shot)




167 comments:

Meiz said...

"Christmeiz tree"

Outstanding

Blue said...

Couldn't agree more with EPs post

Jugdish said...

including the picks?

Blue said...

I think this might be the straw that breaks the back, the occupy wall street shit now all this. It's startting to feel like we live in one of those foreign countries that we see in the news always protesting...like Egypt or something. Obviously a lot of unhappy Americans right now

Blue said...

Yes, I think he gets 85% of the picks right this week

Jugdish said...

Yes, I think he gets 85% of the picks right this week


so you could agree with him more, got it

/keef

Keef said...

Jug knows

Meiz said...

"supervisor" takes so many personal phone calls.

Jugdish said...

a guy I went to high school works for one of the news stations down here in Houston along with his wife. when you work at a tv station, this is how you do baby announcements.

Keef said...

Attention whores


/h

Jugdish said...

blue

Jugdish said...

hilarity

Jugdish said...

Sources: Roger Goodell suspends Officer Daniel Pantaleo indefinitely

El Padrino said...

Hilarity

Meiz said...

I hate when a pizza place's large is smaller than 18"

Meiz said...

Cavatappi alfredo, chicken breast, and grilled asparagus for lunch today.

Keef said...

Chick fil A for me

El Padrino said...

Chick file a is the best

Jugdish said...

Chick fil A for me



same here...spicy chicken

Keef said...

They dropped off coupons in our office . Free sammich with drink & fries purchase

Aitch said...

I've nerve* had chick-fil-a. Not many of them around here.

Keef said...

Get the fuck out of here

Meiz said...

Also never had Chick Fil A

Keef said...

It's def out of your price range

El Padrino said...

It's not prominent on the east coast. I only eat it when I go to this mall in nj

Makes me sad

Keef said...

same here...spicy chicken


I just get the regular and ask for buffalo sauce

Aitch said...

They opened on in RI a few months back. Lines were rediculous for weeks.

Jugdish said...

They dropped off coupons in our office . Free sammich with drink & fries purchase

they gave us half off with the military discount today

Keef said...

Fuckin one upper

Keef said...

Rediculous

Jugdish said...

my niece gets free chick fil a all the time



s

Keef said...

Ha

El Padrino said...

And when I go on a Sunday or when I used to I would throw a tantrum because they are closed on sundays

El Padrino said...

OG chicken sammich wit dat Polynesian sauuuucee

Keef said...

lp has a saying in NY, probably in Tennessee — that says, fool me once, shame on — shame on you. Fool me — you can't get fooled again.

Aitch said...

"Rediculous"

Wow... I EP'ed that one.

Keef said...

This Eaten Alive show looks so dumb. Discovery channel is promoting the fuck out of it

Aitch said...

Yea, Discovery has really slipped with Shark Week and their mockumentaries as well.

Meiz said...

I will definitely NOT be watching that tomfoolery.

Jugdish said...

I will definitely NOT be watching that tomfoolery, but I will be reading all about it on twitter.



fixed

Meiz said...

I can't wait for the gifs

Meiz said...

and the Vines

Meiz said...

Any of you ever eaten at Cook Out?

Keef said...

Nerve heard of it

Meiz said...

It's in the south/east.

Meiz said...

"Cook Out is a privately owned restaurant chain in North Carolina, Tennessee, South Carolina, Georgia, Virginia, West Virginia and Kentucky."

Keef said...

I'm in the western south

Meiz said...

I heard

Aitch said...

Wall

Jugdish said...

from the simmons mailbag...

Q: How do we turn Andy Dalton into a dependable Franchise QB? I have the following suggestions.

(1) Nobody uses his first name any longer.

(2) Dalton needs to be told at least 10 times per day, “I thought you’d be bigger.”

(3) Offensive Coordinator Hue Jackson refers to Dalton as “Mijo” at all times.

(4) No more Gatorade to replenish lost fluids – just coffee.

(5) Have Dalton’s wife start wearing dresses that look like picnic table covers.

(6) After home wins, have stadium security slash Dalton’s tires.

(7) For key division wins, ram a stop sign though his window as well.

(8) Have Dalton stay by himself at a barn the night before games (not the team hotel).

(9) Force Dalton to treat his own cuts and injuries.

(10) Helicopter fly-bys over Andy’s barn from people pretending to own opposing teams.

(11) Before playoff games, stab a member of the coaching staff and leave their dead body on a training table for Dalton to discover.

(12) Before playoff games, instruct a teammate to tell Dalton that one of his upcoming opponents claims that he used to perform sexual acts on people who looked like Dalton when they were in prison.

Did I miss anything?
—Danny Breeds, St. Paul, MN

Jugdish said...

I LOLed on that one.

tem said...

Hendricks and Melendez win.

Meiz said...

My buddy's girlfriend is ridiculously hot. That is all.

Meiz said...

Amazing tits.

Meiz said...

Done being a creeper.





For now.

Keef said...

Hendricks and Melendez win.



Fuck

Keef said...

Fucking Florida state

tem said...

I'm the best picker

tem said...

Also I made a random kid cry at the grocery store because I wasn't JJ.

I have no idea who JJ is but this kid was in a cart and pointed at me and said "JJ!" His mom tells him that ain't JJ and the kid goes balistic. I could hear him crying three aisles away. He cried for a few minutes at the top of his lungs.

tem said...

Kid was like 4.

Aitch said...

Gunshots in my neighborhood a little while ago. I didn't realize I was living in South Central.

Keef said...

Praying

Aitch said...

Don't be an ass

tem said...

Damn hunters hunting to close to houses again.

Keef said...

This is serious, Tem

El Padrino said...

Fucking demaryius thomas

Aitch said...

As long as you two are happy

Keef said...

Fucking demaryius thomas


^^^^^^
Lost by 8 pts after getting a combined 6.6 pts from D Thomas and J Gordon

Meiz said...

So, anaconda guy pussed out, hey?

Meiz said...

Man, we were wildin' out on Saturday night. Nothing like a good old fashioned party.

Keef said...

So, anaconda guy pussed out, hey?


He did?

Meiz said...

I guess he quit because the thought he might break his arm. I didn't watch.

Keef said...

Yeah I didn't watch either. Stupid

El Padrino said...

I guess What he failed to realize is the anaconda is going to squeeze you until you fit in his mouth. He was bitching about his arm breaking.


David Blaine would have broken his own arm

El Padrino said...

damn keef

Fantasy is the worst.

Keef said...

Twhnbs

Meiz said...

"David Blaine would have broken his own arm"

Goddamn right.

Blue said...

I watched a lot of shitty football tHis weekend

Blue said...

Every game seemed like crap

Meiz said...

Glad I didn't miss anything

Blue said...

Hahaha TCU

Aitch said...

Happy Monday, bitches.

Blue said...

happy with the 4 teams in teh playoff.

happy Boise is going to the Fiesta Bowl, not so happy they're going to get crushed by Arizona

Blue said...

if they expanded the playoff to 8, TCU and Baylor are in

who else? talk is that they'd have to include the non power 5 champion so Boise State, and then who?

Keef said...

Sec duh

Blue said...

miss state?

tem said...

Wvu

tem said...

Aja miss st.

tem said...

Falcons DLman has eyes like the who framed Roger rabbit villan.

El Padrino said...

All of the sudden Matt Ryan is Dan Fouts.

Fuck this shit

Aitch said...

Is it Friday yet?

Aitch said...

Can we turn off this captcha shit?

Jugdish said...

old news, but I thought this was great.

Meiz said...

"Can we turn off this captcha shit?"

I've looked a few times. Found nothing

Meiz said...

"old news, but I thought this was great."

Same. I ♥ trolling in sports.

Keef said...

I've neeve seen captcha here

tem said...

I get it from time to time

tem said...

In settings it says it is turned off. But I guess that lies.

Jugdish said...

Please prove you're not a robot



they need that at Skynet

Jugdish said...

im getting the captcha thing before every comment.

Meiz said...

yep

Jugdish said...

yep


are you a robot?

Jugdish said...

I like the Samardzija signing.

Keef said...

It was a trade

Jugdish said...

true

Keef said...

I can't breathe

Jugdish said...

don't shoot

Blue said...

Rodney king

Keef said...

OJ, noooooooooo!!!!

El Padrino said...

Johnny Football time. A week too late.

Keef said...

The midget?

El Padrino said...

Cam Newton injured in car crash

Keef said...

He's fine. Media is bored today.

Aitch said...

Jay Glazer/ESPN slap fight

Aitch said...

I sent google a report about our captcha issue. It's disabled in the settings and even if it wasn't, it isn't supposed to be required for blog authors.

Keef said...

I don't know what you fuckers did but now I'm getting the captcha. Assholes.

Meiz said...

I don't get the captcha at home. Just at work.

Blue said...

We can allow anonymous comments

Aitch said...

That would be anarchy

tem said...

Glazer was all about the stupid comments Sunday. Said LA is closer than ever to getting an NFL team. I guess he forgets when they had a team .

Aitch said...

I'm pretty sure Glazer doesn't read this blog. No point in tembagging

tem said...

He did until this robot shit.

Meiz said...

supervisor says 'touch base' a LOT

Meiz said...

I get the captcha at home now, too.

Aitch said...

Your supervisor wants to touch your base?

Meiz said...

That doesn't even make sense

Meiz said...

I might have to work New Years Day.

PISSED

El Padrino said...

Wft with this shit making a comment is adventure on this shit version on smartphone

Keef said...

Pardon?

Aitch said...

I have yet to hear back from Google

Aitch said...

"That doesn't even make sense"

Base = ass

/Meghan Trainor

Keef said...

Bass, chief

Meiz said...

Bass =/= ass. Bass = the complete package of thickness.

Aitch said...

"Bass, chief"

Jesus. How did i miss that twice!?

Keef said...

Mize what's up with your boy CM?

Jugdish said...

Jesus. How did i miss that twice!?


your punishment is to make that song your ringtone for one week.

Aitch said...

Yea, no.

Jugdish said...

its already your ringtone, got it

/keef

Keef said...

I guess Oregon state is a better job than Sconnie

Meiz said...

"Mize what's up with your boy CM?"

Punk?

Keef said...

Yeah he's gonna get worked

Meiz said...

You don't know that. We don't know who/when he's even gonna fight

Meiz said...

"Brooks, 36 at the time of signing, has no amateur wrestling background, but has a background in kempo and also trained in Brazilian jiu-jitsu."


Blessed be

Keef said...

$25 amazon card he loses his first fight

tem said...

I'LL take that bet.

tem said...

green/white power ranger wants to fight him.

tem said...

power ranger would win.

power ranger is like 5-0. 4 amateur fights.

Keef said...

I thought he was like 15-3

tem said...

4-0 and 1-0.

also January 17, 2013 Guinness World Record (Most pine boards broken in freefall)

Meiz said...

"I thought he was like 15-3"

That was someone else.

They're not gonna throw him in there with someone with a bunch of fights under their belt.

Jugdish said...

They're not gonna throw him in there with someone with a bunch of fights under their belt.


that's pretty much what dana white said

Jugdish said...

TWDWS

Keef said...

I'LL take that bet.


Done

tem said...

sweet.

I'm gonna buy some diapers.

tem said...

I know i'll win because I think he'll lose.

so I bet the other side.

smrt.

Keef said...

Your kid is still in diapers?

Meiz said...

Holiday luncheon today. DET

Meiz said...

"Your kid is still in diapers?"

He's having another

Keef said...

Oh right. Although my diaper comment was S

Keef said...

The fuck is Walt Jocketty doin?

tem said...

yes and yes.

although bgtem is acting like she might be ready to be potty trained.

I think she is just trolling us though. It would be a bit early for it.

Keef said...

Your life will be 47% easier once she starts using a terlet.

tem said...

that is a big improvement.

how much do I lose when b?tem2 is born?

Keef said...

17%

Blue said...

She's not ready, don't waste your time or it will fel like you are training forever

tem said...

good info

Keef said...

Offense on display tonight

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