Friday, December 12, 2014

El Pad's Xmas Wish List 2014 version

I want all of these things but will get none of these things.

Still looking for that Taser.....
A case of Booker's Bourbon. It is simply my favorite on earth.
Microsoft Surface Pro laptop/tablet
One of those cordless screwdrivers, whichever one allows you to change the angle and has a little light.
Silpat silicone baking sheets
a Charles Thyrwitt gift certificate so I can buy my dress shirts
All of Michael Ruhlman's cookbooks
Air Jordan 11's
Bose SoundTouch Wi-Fi music system
A nice pair of cufflinks
Pat La Frieda's MEAT book and a 5 pounds of his Shake Shack hamburger blend
A squatty potty, for less stressful shits

Pickles.
Steelers -1
Chris Rock called Rothlisberger the Bill Cosby of the NFL. Ha.

Giants -6.5
What a mess the Skins are.

Miami +7.5
Everyone is picking New England to be in the Super Bowl right now.

KC -10
I really like Carr but the Cheifs are due.

Indy -7
Luck can suck sometimes ya know.

Bal -14
GB -4
Rodgers is certainly the best.

Car -3
Cle -1
Johnny. Football.

Jets -2
Den -4
Det -9.5

SF +10
Whoa. Vegas is mad sour on SF huh? Doesn't help thier QB is a mental midget.

Philly -3
NO -2.5
How do you pick the Bears for anything right now?

151 comments:

tem said...

how indeed

tem said...

Paul Chryst huh?

tem said...

I guess Alvarez wanted to hire someone who would kiss his ass and kiss the ring and just let Alvarez run the show.

Keef said...

Jesus

tem said...

it's his birthday party soon

tem said...

Phone robot is harder than work robot

Keef said...

Twss

tem said...

she agrees?

tem said...

good talk this AM.

Blue said...

State of MA seems to want to let Hernandez get away with murder

another reason to hate Boston

tem said...

do we need more?

Blue said...

offered another job today.

i might take this one.

Keef said...

Hold out for more money

Blue said...

it's about the same as I was making, but it's all in base pay with no bonus.

might have another offer early next week, so i'm pitting them against each other....

and will probably end up without either now

Blue said...

Darren Sharper going to JAIL

federal pound you in the ass prison

Blue said...

anyone else listen to that serial podcast?

Meiz said...

"Bose SoundTouch Wi-Fi music system"

Who the fuck has a stereo?

/LP

Blue said...

up...town funk you up, uptown funk you up

Meiz said...

Yoooooooooo

Sharper is facing LIFE?

Blue said...

yeah, rape a couple underage chicks and you go to federal pound you in the ass prison for life

Blue said...

maybe they weren't underage

Blue said...

goodell has come out and said that all games sharper played in are going to be wiped from the books.

the saints no longer won the super bowl. (automatic win goes to peyton manning so now he has 2 superbowls) The packers are not NFC champions

all of his INT records are no longer valid

Blue said...

it's as if he was never in the NFL

Blue said...

i don't see anything wrong with what he did

/heathcliff huxtable

tem said...

Ha

tem said...

Ufc tonight and tomorrow. Nice.

Keef said...

I got 4 bets going

tem said...

Dos santos, dos anjos, struve, not sure who is the 4th fight. Gonzaga and maraga.

tem said...

fyi those are my winner picks. I guess that might have been obvious.

I LPed a name or two.

Keef said...

Not dos santos. I had Stephens last night. Tonight have struve, dos anjos, Saunders

tem said...

Sorry aboUT your luck

Blue said...

luck is overrated

tem said...

robot stuff finally kilt LOV.

tem said...

blogger tried with the new/newer stuff but we lived.

so they forced this robot stuff on us.

Meiz said...

What a crock of shit.

tem said...

I did some forum digging and they basically forced this robot shit on everyone.

Blue said...

fuck the robots, i say we let the robots win

Blue said...

it's really fucking hard on a phone though

tem said...

I like it when the robot is just numbers and not a word

tem said...

also, seth rogen is going to make us go to war with n. korea apparently.


and this sony hack stuff is hilarity.

Blue said...

seth rogen had a screening of his movie here so he could smoke weed in a movie theater with his fans

Blue said...

and koreans weren't allowed

Blue said...

ok, i made up the korean part

Blue said...

or did I

ToddPacker said...

"robot stuff finally kilt LOV."

fuckin robots

Meiz said...

Hm. Allen Craig Brewers rumors are swirling. I'd be okay with him here.

Aitch said...

For what?

Meiz said...

TP, St Paul & The Broken Bones did one of those quick little NPR sets. It's on the youtube.

Meiz said...

"For what?"

I wouldn't give up much. Organizational depth.

Meiz said...

He'd probably be in a light platoon with Lind and utility.

El Padrino said...

Taliban slaughtered children basically they're own people too.

Jugdish said...

Taliban slaughtered children basically they're own people too.



I just read that; the kids were in grades 1-10...horrible.

El Padrino said...

Lit teachers on fire made the kids watch. And we are supposed to treat them humanely when we catch them and need information?

Seriously?

El Padrino said...

Fucking joke. I get international law and all the moral code stuff that came after wwii but this people don't deserve to be treated with any dignity. They are not even war criminals they are savages. Even the Mexican cartels don't kill kids.

Blue said...

taliban had to do something extreme, nobody cared about them anymore, only care about ISIS now

Keef said...

It's all about Isis, no Taliban

Meiz said...

Michael Morse to the Fins*

Meiz said...

"And we are supposed to treat them humanely when we catch them and need information?"

Yes, because we are the world's leader, are not savages, and are supposed to set the example for the rest of the world to follow.

Meiz said...

And then when someone wants to flex on us, we go in and decimate their shit.

Blue said...

I guess I could be the coach at Michigan since nobody else seems to want it

Meiz said...

It's all Rich rod's fault

Keef said...

Tem
Are they really talking in cbus about Tebow being the next qb coach? Wft

Blue said...

He's a great QB

ToddPacker said...

"TP, St Paul & The Broken Bones did one of those quick little NPR sets. It's on the youtube."

thanks, I'll check it out.

Aitch said...

I need a translator to read half of EP and Meiz's comments...

Aitch said...

Have we tried allowing anonymous comments? Will that stop the robot?

Meiz said...

Probably not

Blue said...

It would create anarchy

El Padrino said...

Anarchy!

I don't know What that means but I Love it

Keef said...

noun
a state of disorder due to absence or nonrecognition of authority.

Blue said...

I believe LP was quoting a movie

Jugdish said...

I believe keef was quoting a dictionary

Keef said...

Jug knows

Keef said...

I hate when I call someone and leave a vm and the person calls back and says I saw you called. Yep, I did, and if you would have listened to the vm you would know what I called about and you wouldn't be wasting my time right now

Jugdish said...

I do that, but I don't like checking my voicemail. I check my voicemail about once a month.

Keef said...

Then I hate you

Jugdish said...

I've never done it to you, and you said you hate it when you call someone and they do that.

Jugdish said...

if cmjug missed a call from me, she will call me back and ask me if I called even though her phone tells her she has a missed call from me. I usually ask her if she has a missed call from me, and that usually irritates her.

Aitch said...

Premium visual voicemail from Verizon. It transcribes the voicemail to text automatically. So much easier.

Keef said...

I've never done it to you, and you said you hate it when you call someone and they do that.


Toosh magoosh

Jugdish said...

Premium visual voicemail from Verizon


do you pay extra for that?

Jugdish said...

2.99 a month. I will pass on that and stick to my current method.

Keef said...

Premium visual voicemail from Verizon. It transcribes the voicemail to text automatically.



You pay extra to be lazy?

Aitch said...

1.99.

It's worth it to me because I'm always on the go and it's quicker.

Blue said...

it's quicker than listening?

Blue said...

i can do like 8 other things while listening to a voicemail

i can only do one thing when i'm reading

Jugdish said...

i can only do one thing when i'm reading


poop?

Keef said...

It's worth it to me because I'm always on the go and it's quicker.



reading and driving sounds safe

Keef said...

Aitch is a social butterfly

Aitch said...

Yea, because you can see the gist of it at a glance.

tem said...

"Tem
Are they really talking in cbus about Tebow being the next qb coach? Wft"


no.

tem said...

"Have we tried allowing anonymous comments? Will that stop the robot?"

I did.

it did not stop the robit

Meiz said...

Fuck work lately

Meiz said...

Voicemails are the worst. I scold people for leaving me a vm

Aitch said...

You, Meiz? Get worked up over something silly? The hell your say.

Meiz said...

voicemail is a waste of time probably 95+% of the time

Keef said...

Seems high

Jugdish said...

voicemail is a waste of time probably 95+% of the time


most of the voicemails I get are deleted before I listen to the whole thing.

Blue said...

people who leave a voicemail and say call me, are stupid

Jugdish said...

you should leave a really long outgoing message to punish those who leave a voicemail

Meiz said...

"people who leave a voicemail and say call me, are stupid"

We get those all the time at work.

"Hi my name is Bob from Bob's Gas Mart, give me a call back"

No customer number, no phone number, no info about what they're calling for, nothing. DELETE.

Blue said...

what else would you do with it.

Blue said...

uptown funk

Blue said...

uptown funk you up

tem said...

I hate it when they give me their number at the start of the message and then not again at the end. or say it so fast at the end that I don't get it all.

then I listen to the whole thing again just to get the number

Jugdish said...

I hate it when they give me their number at the start of the message and then not again at the end. or say it so fast at the end that I don't get it all.


I talk fast so I leave my name and number the beginning and end of a message when I leave one.

Jugdish said...

I got a new niece yesterday...good times!

Jugdish said...

I just hope they don't have her first birthday party an hour and a half away.




Jugdish said...

I am not a robot

tem said...

"I got a new niece yesterday...good times!"

good work

tem said...

so computer hackers threaten to blow up theatres or maybe do something about this movie so the theatres shut the movie down.

I guess they can't risk it even though I don't think there is any evidence that says these hackers can blow anything up. good at computers but no info on blowing up skillz.

tem said...

I just assume the hacker is either A) north korea or B) some kid with braces, freckles and red hair.

Jugdish said...

C. works for the film company and is making this up to make people want to go see the movie in order to say "IN YOU FACE, terrorists!"

Aitch said...

Testing

Aitch said...

So now we just have to click a box to prove we're not robots?

Jugdish said...

at least our blog is safe from skynet

Jugdish said...

I had to click the box and enter the captcha

Jugdish said...

test

Jugdish said...

that last test I did I didn't click the box or enter the captcha. maybe its all for show.

Aitch said...

Hmm

Aitch said...

Ah yes. No captcha, no click. Good deal.

Jugdish said...

cutler is benched...nice end to a sad season

Aitch said...

I've never been impressed with Cutler. I don't understand the fascination.

tem said...

big arm

tem said...

haha, captcha is just all for show.

Keef said...

I've never been impressed with Cutler. I don't understand the fascination.



I question your knowledge about football

Jugdish said...

I've never been impressed with Cutler. I don't understand the fascination.


\jaded nfl fan with tom brady as their qb



fixed

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Keef said...

Chowds are the worse*

Meiz said...

"I've never been impressed with Cutler. I don't understand the fascination."

Cutty's a good QB. Benching him during the best season of his career is ridiculous.

Meiz said...

Nothing like writing out an $854 check because I'm an idiot. Lesson learned.

tem said...

was it really learned?

tem said...

" Benching him during the best season of his career is ridiculous."


If it is really the best year of his career I think all you need to know about Cutler is that he got benched during the best year of his career and nobody on his team disagreed with it. They might have disagreed with how it was handled but not with the benching in general.

Aitch said...

I'd take Brady, Manning, Rodgers, Luck, Brees, Rivers, Wilson, Big Ben and Foles all over Cutler.

tem said...

Foles is hurt

tem said...

and you forgot Dalton, Tannehill, Carr, Newton and Stafford

tem said...

and Smith

Keef said...

Did you ask everyone on the Bears if they disagreed with it?

Keef said...

Foles. Hahaha ok

I'd take cutler over dalton

Keef said...

I don't think Cutler is worth being paid anywhere near the highest salary, but he's not a bum. Dalton is a bum

tem said...

"Did you ask everyone on the Bears if they disagreed with it?"

yeah, everyone I know.

Jugdish said...

I don't think Cutler is worth being paid anywhere near the highest salary, but he's not a bum. Dalton is a bum


it was like that this year because of the way the contract was structured. 22 mil of 53 gteed money came out this year. the next two are about 15 mil each. no signing bonus so no dead money if traded.

Jugdish said...

I'd take Brady, Manning, Rodgers, Luck, Brees, Rivers, Wilson, Big Ben and Foles all over Cutler.


im with you on everyone but foles, and duh on the rest.

Jugdish said...

They might have disagreed with how it was handled but not with the benching in general.


from what I've heard that's the way most of the players feel compared to how the kromer thing was handled.

tem said...

JUG KNOWS

Meiz said...

I got a $100 gift certificate in my work christmas card this year. Fucking sweet.

Keef said...

That's like a month's worth of meals

Meiz said...

Except it's only for one restaurant. And it's not a cheap restaurant. No clue when I'm going to use it.

tem said...

sell it for cash.

90 cents on the dollar or something

Meiz said...

Nah, I'll use it. Go have 2 crazy good dinners some time in the next year.

Keef said...

Does this restaurant have a-1?

Meiz said...

It'll likely be lobster x2

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