Friday, November 07, 2014

wahhhh

My life is out of control busy. I work the equivalent to 7 days a week, sometimes actually 7 consecutive days. Close to 70 hours a week. I need a real vacation. I feel my temper at my day job creeping up to aitch type boston brawl level.

Move ya facking faggit.

Cincy
Buffalo
Detroit
Jax
Saints
Ravens
Jets
Falcons
Denver
Arizona
Seattle
Green Bay
Philly

what have you guys been up to.

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El Padrino said...

Andy Dalton is good

Jugdish said...

Cincy


Dalton

/keef

Aitch said...

Yea, he was pretty awful yesterday

Jugdish said...

Happy Birthday, Aitch!

Jugdish said...

Asked whether the Browns were better than he previously thought, Hill said, "Oh no, not at all. They're probably worse than I thought, to be honest with you. They didn't do anything special to me," Hill continued. "I mean, respect to them, they won the game. But that's all I'll give them."


that sounds good after a 24-3 loss

Keef said...

I was thisclose to picking up the Browns D yesterday but ended up not doing it because I felt like I was going against my team.
Lesson learnt.

Jugdish said...

mike and mike nfl picks with trump and caliendo was good this morning.

El Padrino said...

Fuck mike and Mike

/sports guy

Jugdish said...

yeah he wants to be fired

tem said...

el tardo is doing everything he can to get his brand in the news so that when he jumps ship he doesn't immediately turn into shamoff

Jugdish said...

el tardo

Jugdish said...

isis

tem said...

Hill must have thought the Browns would win by 40.

tem said...

keef, do you think Bisping wins tonight?

tem said...

one of my minions (A) just got super pissed that another one of my minions (B) showed the Shred-It guy where we moved one of the Shred-It bins to.

apparently showing the Shred-It guy the locations of moved Shred-It bins is a key part of minion A's job.

minion A is super pissed that minion B keeps over stepping her bounds.

tem said...

FYI - these are all staff accountants.

Keef said...

need, do you think Bisping wins tonight?



I think he gets pummeled and almost dies

Keef said...

Then Rockhold fails the drug test. That guy is fucking jacked

tem said...

bisping has fought all the drug dudes.

tem said...

Belfort, sonnen, cung le?, wandy silva

Aitch said...

Thanks, Jug!

Keef said...

2nd interview this afternoon

Jugdish said...

good luck!

Keef said...

Wtf is this show about a dude who is going to be eaten by a snake? The fuck is wrong with people?

Keef said...

Thanks yug

Jugdish said...

jug at the tough mudder last Saturday


that water was cold

The Meiz said...

Jeremy Hill's 5.1 points last night is all Dalton's fault. Fuck him.

tem said...

beer bottles in the mud? wtf for?

Keef said...

LP can cry me a fucking river with his woe bullshit

El Padrino said...

Lick my balls it ain't woe. Just splaining what's going on with me.

Jugdish said...

beer bottles in the mud? wtf for?


the bottles were empty. tough mudders are sponsored by dos equis, that may have had something to do with it.

Jugdish said...

blue can get a part time yob here

Jugdish said...

Lp

Keef said...

I don't want to be labeled a ball licker

tem said...

LP can outsource some of his work to Blue

The Meiz said...

"Lick my balls it ain't woe. Just splaining what's going on with me."


You signed up for it.

Aitch said...

I'm the resident expert on woe. It was definitely woe.

Aitch said...

EP, if you had let debt keep you from procreating, you wouldn't be in this predicament.

Keef said...

And it's only a predicament if you make it a predicament

tem said...

your face is quite a predicament

El Padrino said...

All that shit is gone I don't work three jobs to pay of cards. I work so I can buy a house and save for college and eat out and buy suits and buy my wife things and vacation and stock Ed bar.

Keef said...

So you're woeing your own decisions

The Meiz said...

That sounds like awful life decisions compounding.

The Meiz said...

As I said on the facebook this week, my current biggest stress is deciding whether or not I'm going to the Run The Jewels concert in Madison on the 21st. I feel like I'm winning.

El Padrino said...

I'm not woeing. Just typical mad busy yo shit
Like an update. Then I asked how youz were doing.

El Padrino said...

Thought we were friends

Keef said...

Fuck Bisping

Blue said...

"blue can get a part time yob here"

illegal pete's is good stuff. I'd love to get a job there.

they're better than chipotle, and they make sure and mix up all the stuff in the burrito before rolling it.

The Meiz said...

So I was fixing to bang a fat girl last night, and she hits me with some "I don't feel attractive enough to have sex with you" shit. I was floored. Is that really a thing?

Keef said...

So you got shut down by a fattie?

The Meiz said...

Pretty much.

She shut herself down.

The Meiz said...

Keith, when you do the Velveeta/Ro-Tel dip, what is your ratio? One can of Ro-tel to a half loaf of Velveeta?

tem said...

" Is that really a thing?"

apparently.

tem said...

should have just pitched a blow job then.

Keef said...

Keith, when you do the Velveeta/Ro-Tel dip, what is your ratio? One can of Ro-tel to a half loaf of Velveeta?


Yeah that sounds about right. Maybe s little more velveeta just because it's usually for a group of people

Aitch said...

"So I was fixing to bang a fat girl last night, and she hits me with some "I don't feel attractive enough to have sex with you" shit. I was floored. Is that really a thing?"

Hahahahahah hahahahaha hahahahah hahahahahhahah hahahahahha

Hahahahahahhahahahahha

Hahahhahahahhahahaha

Hahahhahaha

















Ha

The Meiz said...

My life is really that hilarious lately. I'm enjoying it, too.

Aitch said...

I've honestly never heard that, so I can't even say whether it's bullshit or not

The Meiz said...

Oh, it's not bullshit.

The whole thing was her idea. And then it got down to it, and she decided to shame herself. And I wasn't about to start begging like a goddamn simp. Then I kicked her out.

Keef said...

Finkel had a boy. Fuck her

Aitch said...

Which QB did you end up choosing, Keith?

Keef said...

Fucking Cuntler

Keef said...

And I was way ahead but I'm playing against jordy nelson

Aitch said...

Bye weeks killed me this week. I went into last night's game down 67 points with Rodgers and Lacy and the other guy had Alshon Jeffery. I'm now up 6 points, but he has the Eagles' D/ST tonight. I need the game to be a barn burner.

Keef said...

I'm up 38 but the other person has Cam, Olsen, and philly d

tem said...

a successful fanduel weekend for me.

spent $11. won $19 with a chance to win $6 more tonight.

tem said...

I don't even know how my FFL teams did. Fuck those things.

aside: if I do win the $6 later tonight I will be down $5 for three weeks of play.

The Meiz said...

fucking Bears

The Meiz said...

We got some chemical handling policy on Friday that we're supposed to sign. I'm not signing it until someone stumbles through explaining it to me.

Related: It's written like absolute dog shit. Throughout the entire 3 pages, the nimrod who wrote it uses disposition instead of disposal.

Keef said...

Does it even relate to your job?

The Meiz said...

Yes. Quite specifically.

tem said...

they should have had you write it

Jugdish said...

fucking Bears

this. What a train wreck of a game. What a frustrating season. Trestman has lost the team. (Look in the pool. /tem)

The Meiz said...

"they should have had you write it"

I don't get paid to poorly write corporate-wide policies.

The Meiz said...

I did not know Jim Parsons is gay.

The Meiz said...

Woah, Subway has online ordering now. Not so sure I trust that.

Aitch said...

Tough to say out of context, but disposition could be used appropriately.

The Meiz said...

I really need to reel myself in after some of these booze-soaked weekends

Keef said...

23/25

The Meiz said...

Our business development team is trying to sell kale as a burger/sandwich topping. That sounds awful.

The Meiz said...

I think I'd like to try skate.

Keef said...

Kale is gross

The Meiz said...

"Kale is gross"

Exactly.

tem said...

"I don't get paid to poorly write corporate-wide policies."

do you get paid to read them?

Keef said...

I would never expect anything to be done poorly when Mize does it.

tem said...

I know.

but I am wondering why he is objecting to them having him do it.

1) it would get done correctly
2) he wouldn't have to waste time reading it and having it explained
3) it would get done correctly


I'd think he would want to write the policy seeing as it quite specifically relates to him.

Keef said...

Mets sign Cuddyer to 2 year deal.

Champyunship

The Meiz said...

"I'd think he would want to write the policy seeing as it quite specifically relates to him."

You'd be surprised.

Keef said...

I'd think he would want to write the policy seeing as it quite specifically relates to him


Is this your first day here?

tem said...

you're right, he would rather bitch about the quality of it.

I'm having a bad day. I'm clearly not thinking straight.

The Meiz said...

Atta boy

The Meiz said...

Kod's FB profile pic still being the Browns logo is hilarious to me.

Keef said...

I fucking hate

Keef said...

Fantasy football

Jugdish said...

Sanchez just took me from an 0-3 fantasy weekend to 2-1 with that last TD pass.

tem said...

I had perhaps my best fantasy football week ever.

I'd post about it but I don't really want to. it seems dickish to post about it.

tem said...

but I will definitely comment about it.


tem said...

3-0 in my leagues.

fan duel finishes of:

1st of 20
13th of 100
376th of 4597
523rd of 28,735
37th of 100
3rd of 100

6-0 on payouts in fanduel. bet $11 won $26.90.

tem said...

oh and in one league because we only have 5 bench players I played without a TE.

I had Rivers, Gates, Hilton, HOU D and Foster on the bench. I didn't want to drop any of them.

Aitch said...

Needed the Philly D to score < 6

I lost

Aitch said...

Keith should have listened to me about Sanchez

Keef said...

I still would have lost cause of philly d. Don't get hurt patting yourself in the back

The Meiz said...

I took an incredible dump this morning. I shat for like 10 minutes straight.

The Meiz said...

I couldn't have been more wrong about Cutty v Sanchise. I'm still stunned.

The Meiz said...

"oh and in one league because we only have 5 bench players I played without a TE."

I'm happy I only lost by 13 this week with 3 TEs in my lineup. I can't wait to flip one for a WR or RB I'll never use.

tem said...

"Keith should have listened to me about Sanchez"

I was banking on Sanchez. Betting against me is generally the way to go.

Keef said...

Yeah but I told you sos always look better if you get it right

Aitch said...

Don't be bitter

Keef said...

Not bitter. Neither qb would have gotten me a win

Aitch said...

Too bad for me that Meiz wouldn't back up his prediction

The Meiz said...

This is amazing

The Meiz said...

"Too bad for me that Meiz wouldn't back up his prediction"


I think the right word is guess.

Keef said...

You would think by his reaction Aitch has never guessed anything right before

The Meiz said...

Feels good to be right about that shit

Keef said...

This is amazing



The Charlie Brown one is great

Keef said...

defend your boy, Tem

The Meiz said...

Oh boy

tem said...

"defend your boy, Tem"

I don't know who that is with Beiber.

Beiber is not my boy. I hate Beiber.

tem said...

also are they in a courtroom? where the fuck is that taken?

Keef said...

I don't know who that is with Beiber



Some fan you are

Keef said...

Ex Toledo QB

Keef said...

Current steelers backup qb

The Meiz said...

May or may not have a jersey of his

Keef said...

You may or may not have have played just the tip with him

tem said...

that's fucking gradkowski?

tem said...

I may have to burn the jersey.

Keef said...

Oh sure, mention just the tip and it all comes back

Aitch said...

Ha!

tem said...

"Oh sure, mention just the tip and it all comes back"

I don't have your amazing memory.

Keef said...

I don't have a man crush on Bruce Gradkowski

tem said...

who are you trying to convince?

Keef said...

Your mom

tem said...

do you want me to put a good word in for you?

Keef said...

No need. Tem's mom knows

The Meiz said...

taking a half day tomorrow

The Meiz said...

akMana one

El Padrino said...

Mike thank you and your brother for your service to this beautiful country.

Jugdish said...

Thanks, man! I appreciate it.

Jugdish said...

careful TP

tem said...

is veteran's day for current soldiers or just ones that used to serve?

is a current soldier a veteran yet?

tem said...

that's like when cmtem was pregnant with bgtem during mother's day. does she get a mother's day gift?

she wasn't really a mother yet, so she didn't get one.

Keef said...

You're a mother, did you get a gift

tem said...

I'm a mother?

tem said...

I did not get a gift.

you should send me one.

Keef said...

It's not mothers day

Keef said...

Wall

The Meiz said...

I slept until noon today

El Padrino said...

Green shirt pic the best

tem said...

you owe me for last year?

Keef said...

Your kid wasn't born yet

Blue said...

got offered a job today, more money than I was making, but a dead end company.

i'm turning it down because i'm stupid

Keef said...

Why did you apply for a dead end company

Blue said...

it sounded cool when i applied, didn't realize that the company was stable but not growing, and i'd be doing the same thing 5 years from now

maybe i'm being too picky, but then i've only been unemployed for like a week.

The Meiz said...

"it sounded cool when i applied, didn't realize that the company was stable but not growing, and i'd be doing the same thing 5 years from now"

Dude.

Blue said...

i'm a ladder climber

Blue said...

cmblue is not real happy

Blue said...

no sexy time

The Meiz said...

Dude, you're pretty close to the top of the ladder.

I'm trying to be a ladder climber, but I keep getting shut down. Finally got some worthwhile advice that will help my pursuit at work from HR & my last boss yesterday.

Aitch said...

What was the advice? I'm curious.

The Meiz said...

oablec Trophic

The Meiz said...

I tell ya, that Michael Buble just melts my heart.

The Meiz said...

You guise ever been to a World Of Beer?

The Meiz said...

I kind of really like when come classical tunes come on at work.

tem said...

"oablec Trophic"

blank stare

tem said...

"You guise ever been to a World Of Beer?"

yes.

overpriced. lots of beers to choose from. overpriced.

seems to be a place for rich people and/or beer snobs.

The Meiz said...

The UW-Milwaukee gym has banned sleeveless shirts because the are intimidating.

ToddPacker said...

"overpriced. lots of beers to choose from. overpriced.

seems to be a place for rich people and/or beer snobs. "


^^^^^^^^^^

seems like a place meiz will hate

tem said...

Even for girls re: sleeveless shirts?

The Meiz said...

"Even for girls re: sleeveless shirts?"

Evidently

The Meiz said...

"blank stare"

stupid captcha

The Meiz said...

Breaded chicken parm, and angel hair alfredo with shrimp for lunch.

The Meiz said...

Yesterday was a baked chicken feast.

The Meiz said...

"seems like a place meiz will hate"

I was just asking because one just opened a new account with us. I like to gauge our new accounts when I come across them.

tem said...

the ones here don't serve food. so that is dumb.

tem said...

a food truck parks outside and they let you bring the food inside.


no idea why I would want to drink a $14 beer and then walk outside in the 10 degree weather to sit in line for a food truck.

Keef said...

Go when it's warmer

Keef said...

Do I have to think of everything

The Meiz said...

Silver Creek Brewery in Cedarburg allows you to order pizza delivery from one of the local pizza places. It's pretty cool.

El Padrino said...

You notice there are mad chicks on all the sports channels now?

The Meiz said...

Hell yes. Finally the networks are getting it.

El Padrino said...

I'm not posting today. Probably tomorrow afternoon.

tem said...

"Go when it's warmer "

then it is too hot to stand outside.

Keef said...

You should live somewhere that isn't only 10° or 95°

tem said...

It isn't like this everywhere?

The Meiz said...

FANTASY FOOTBALL DRAMA last night.

Aitch said...

Do tell

The Meiz said...

A shitty trade slipped by me, and as I was taking corrective measures, my buddy texts me and says he's quitting the league. Before I could even tell him to chill out and that I was looking at it and was going to void the trade, he fires off another 3 texts bitching about it.

The Meiz said...

It was a TERRIBLE trade. I'll tell you what it was after I take this dump.

Blue said...

a lot of craft brewers here let you bring in your own food to the brewery.

apparently it's easier for them, they don't have to deal with as much red tape for food handling laws or some crap

Blue said...

most of them have popcorn though

Keef said...

Long dump

Jugdish said...

oops!

/patriots

Keef said...

Maybe Mize died on the pot

Jugdish said...

that's the way he would have wanted to go.

The Meiz said...

That was an epic dump.

The Meiz said...

Work got crazy

The Meiz said...

The trade was

Emmanuel Sanders and Delanie Walker

for

Trent Richardson and Richard Rogers

tem said...

"a lot of craft brewers here let you bring in your own food to the brewery"

yeah I understand that. but World of Beers is just a bar that sells beer from all different sorts of breweries. they aren't a craft brewer at all. they are just a bar with no food.

tem said...

trade seems fair

s

Jugdish said...

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