Sunday, November 30, 2014

Turkey sucks

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184 comments:

Aitch said...

Gems

El Padrino said...

Lol Andy Dalton

El Padrino said...

First Sunday in a long time home and on the couch. Feels special.

Aitch said...

Sometimes a lazy football Sunday is just what the doctor ordered

Meiz said...

Giants are decent. Should we be paying attention to them next season, too?

Aitch said...

Keith, did you go with Cutler or Rivers?

Keef said...

Tem said cutler. I went with rivers

Aitch said...

Wise decision

El Padrino said...

We should. After they fire the d coordinator and hire spags back

tem said...

I am legend

Aitch said...

I left Kenny Stills on my bench, which cost me the week, but I so finished 10-3, locked up the 1 seed and a first round bye. Not bad.

tem said...

I might squeak into the playoffs.

6th seed by 1 point.

I have like 1301 and the other guy has 1300.

Keef said...

Thanks for clearing up the 1 point confusion

Aitch said...

Tem is a stickler for details

Meiz said...

log in comment

Meiz said...

Pizza Hut changed their menu

Meiz said...

Kind of.

tem said...

"Thanks for clearing up the 1 point confusion "

not everyone is as smart as you

Keef said...

not everyone is as smart as you


Did you take a poll?

Meiz said...

I get really sick of seeing people complain about their kids on facebook. It's such a bad look.

Meiz said...

Also their spouses

Keef said...

I get really sick of seeing people complain about their kids on facebook.



Pain in the asses

/LP

Keef said...

Aja, me too. Cmk is always bringing up people she knows on fb (chicks) who complain about their kids all the time. I don't get it.

Meiz said...

Yep, and it's only women who do it.

Meiz said...

I had one friend tell me a few years ago how miserable she was, and totally regretted getting married, and didn't like that her husband was pressuring her to have kids. Then she got pregnant and had twins. Her FB feed is pretty much all complaints. Should have gotten divorced.

Meiz said...

I don't know why the writers at Acme Packing Co even bother with putting up content. Each column could just be "Packers rule", and the commentariat would continue to fellate each other and the organization.

Meiz said...

Co-worker who habitually fails to use vacation considerately is working 8 days this month. Eight.

Keef said...

We have 2 or 3 people in our office who don't use any time off until his month. Annoying, but good for them

tem said...

I'm at least doing 13

Meiz said...

It would just be nice if she would schedule her days off in some sort of advance instead of ambushing us with "oh hey, I have 3 weeks of vacation left" in mid-November

tem said...

oops, i guess 12.

11 full days 2 half days.

Keef said...

I'm working 18 days

tem said...

you rock

Keef said...

Team player

Keef said...

Wava tow truck wars

El Padrino said...

Facebook is the worst

El Padrino said...

Twitter is the worst too. I hate all of it. Everyone thinks people want to know What they think. Or how they feel. I hate it . Our grandparents lives the greatest time period in history. Post WWII big boom. Space. Civil rights. Drugs. Sex and rock and roll. Economic growth.

El Padrino said...

Ras-Al Guhl needs to pay a visit to Ferguson

Aitch said...

Racist

Keef said...

Everyone thinks people want to know What they think. Or how they feel. I hate it


Same here. It's like when people have blogs that tell us what they eat for every meal, with pics. Seriously, wgaf

Keef said...

Even with all this terrorist shit, I will take living in the 21st century over living in the 1930s-1950s

El Padrino said...

You give a fuck if you checked that blog errday

Keef said...

Ahik*

Keef said...

And you don't hate it because you're just like the rest

Meiz said...

"Even with all this terrorist shit, I will take living in the 21st century over living in the 1930s-1950s"

Shit yes.

Meiz said...

Except for the whole worthlessness of the American dollar

Keef said...

Kelce is the best

El Padrino said...

How am I just like the rest. I don't put my business on social media.

tem said...

Blog

El Padrino said...

Stop it this is a group text at this point. Not a blog

tem said...

That's hurtful

Aitch said...

Does one get GEMS! in a group text? I think not!

El Padrino said...

Your face is hurtful

Aitch said...

We're collectively holding our breaths waiting for Tem's retort.

tem said...

i just watched a million ways to die in the west. I thought it was Ok enough.

tem said...

I have no retort. El pad has destroyed my psyche with scathing comments re: my face.

Jugdish said...

I have no retort. El pad has destroyed my psyche with scathing comments re: my face.


Lp

Jugdish said...

eliminated from fantasy playoff contention in my auction league, #1 seed in another league and #4 seed in my third league.

El Padrino said...

#3 seed and #4 seed.

Here comes the heartbreak

Meiz said...

Make sure you have your dick all the way in there. That way, you'll get better seeds.

/LP

Jugdish said...

that's a different kind of fantasy league

Meiz said...

I had a friend who used to stuff his balls in his girlfriend's vag.

He's dead now.

Keef said...

Are the 2 related?

Keef said...

Related is probably the wrong word.
Mutually exclusive

Meiz said...

Unrelated. He was a weirdo.

Keef said...

That story would be weirder if they were related

tem said...

What's wrong with being related?

Keef said...

Hey, where you guys stick your balls is none of my business

Keef said...

I'd like to know


/LP

Meiz said...

Videos of people cleaning fish fascinate me.

Keef said...

Dahmeiz

Keef said...

Dahmeiller

Aitch said...

Wait, it's gotta be your bull

Meiz said...

href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pjTlFwQb7D0"Seriously, look at this shit.

Meiz said...

Goddammit

Meiz said...

Second try

El Padrino said...

Never put your balls in a vagina

Meiz said...

I agree

Meiz said...

So, I totally called a major happening on Sons Of Anarchy having never watched an episode ever.

Sorry, H.

Aitch said...

You're a douche lol

Jugdish said...

I don't watch a lot of college football, but I hear all about it on sports talk. thoughts on this committee?

ToddPacker said...

"I don't watch a lot of college football, but I hear all about it on sports talk. thoughts on this committee?"

I like that they are screwing with FSU

Keef said...

Colorado State coach, Todd?

Meiz said...

"You're a douche lol"

I literally googled "SOA" and picked the first two names I saw. I know of Jax and Gemma because twitter, but that's it.

I was like OH SHIT.

Blue said...

Hello, is it me your looking for

Blue said...

I can see it in your eyes, I can see it in your smile

Keef said...

Awful song

El Padrino said...

Glazer . Hoyer starting

Meiz said...

Mark it on your calendar, men. I'm going to dinner at a sit down restaurant and paying for my meal this Saturday.

Jugdish said...

Applebees?

Keef said...

Load up on the A-1

Keef said...

Cutler at home vs Dallas on Thursday night or Rivers at home vs NE on Sunday night?

Jugdish said...

Cutler

Meiz said...

The Highland House

Keef said...

No offense jug, but you know who that question was aimed at

Meiz said...

Pick up a new QB. Those matchups stink.

ToddPacker said...

"Colorado State coach, Todd"

I prefer to think of him as the old Alabama O-Coordinator

Jugdish said...

By hiring a PR firm, Baylor has taken control of its playoff narrative. Other teams should do the same.



college football is funny

Keef said...

Pick up a new QB. Those matchups stink.


I only have 1 pickup left for the season and I'm gonna try to pick up Boom because Ellington sucks and is hurt and McKinnon is hurt

Keef said...

I wanted to use it on a new K because the cards kicker gets no points, but I need a RB more

Meiz said...

Didn't know you had limited FA claims.

Jugdish said...

we charge $2.50 adds and $2.50 drops and use a waiver priority based on the reverse order of standings.

Keef said...

Didn't know you had limited FA claims.

Yeah I'm a dope for making that

Meiz said...

I like doing it as a blind auction. Lots of fun.

Keef said...

we charge $2.50 adds and $2.50 drops and use a waiver priority based on the reverse order of standings

I like the idea of charging for add/drops but don't like rewarding shitty teams with higher waiver priority. Our pickups are on waivers until Thursday morning and if you make a waiver pickup, your priority goes to the bottom and then moves up as other people use theirs

Keef said...

I like doing it as a blind auction. Lots of fun.


We do that in beisbol

tem said...

blue how goes the job search?

tem said...

Cutler again.

Keef said...

You're an officer and a gentleman

tem said...

I'm worried that I might actually get it right this week.

tem said...

I guess that should make you feel better about the choice.

I think Cutler >>>>> Rivers this week.

Blue said...

Job search is slow

Blue said...

CSU coach not on the plane with the FU administration headed back to Gainesville

Blue said...

I guess I could be the CSU head coach if he leaves

Keef said...

I'm worried that I might actually get it right this week.


Me too. Now I'm hedging

Keef said...

I guess I could be the CSU head coach if he leaves


Yeah then you can just blame the kids for resetting the game and then quit in the middle of the season

tem said...

ha!

Blue said...

I am a quitter

Blue said...

I think I quit in the middle of call of duty too

tem said...

call of duty is full of cheaters

Blue said...

So was NCAA

Keef said...

Hey!

tem said...

blue's job search going slowly makes me less inclined to look for a new gig.

Blue said...

It's just a shifty time of year to be looking

tem said...

yep

Meiz said...

Should have gotten a seasonal gig at Target. Pick up that discount.

El Padrino said...

Don't be mad UPS is hiring

Aitch said...

Fuck UPS

Jugdish said...

they're not hiring aitch.

Blue said...

UPS would be a sweet gig for meiz

Jugdish said...

sometimes cmjug is very wordy when she describes things to me so I tend to lose focus, especially when I'm at work. get to the point, woman.

Aitch said...

Tell her to stfu and have dinner ready when you get home.

/EP

Aitch said...

Meiz, your spoiler wasn't terrible cuz we all knew it was coming. The other death was a shocker, though. Thanks for keeping that to yourself.

Meiz said...

"Meiz, your spoiler wasn't terrible cuz we all knew it was coming. The other death was a shocker, though. Thanks for keeping that to yourself."

Dude. I don't watch SOA. At all.

Meiz said...

The only reason I found out Jax killed Gemma was because twitter blew up.

Aitch said...

Oh I see

Meiz said...

And I made the comment before the show even started.

Blue said...

Thanks for spoiling it for us

Jugdish said...

Sixers win their first game last night in a game where they had their lowest shooting percentage of the year, they scored 9 points in the 2nd quarter, and the game had to be restarted 16 seconds in because the teams were going in the wrong direction.

Jugdish said...

spoiler alert!

Jugdish said...

I killed my phone the other night. I was outside most of afternoon/evening putting up Christmas lights and I had my phone with me playing music on and off. At one point I put it on my car and forgot it was there. I drove to walmart later on and it fell off my car.

Jugdish said...

I didn't realize it at the time because I thought I had left it in the garage when I went to the store. Searched the garage that night and some the next day with no luck. I went to drive to walmart Monday evening to see if someone had turned it in and happened to see it laying in an intersection in my neighborhood. it had rained on and off most of the day, screen was slightly cracked (destroyed), and the battery was all dinged up.

Jugdish said...

I put it in a bowl of rice for two days, put in the battery last night, and it was able to power up. the screen was still dead, but it did power up and I was able to get all the pics of my kid I had on there from the first year of his life. Whatta gotta cloud? yeah ill use the cloud from now on.

Jugdish said...

im due for an upgrade at the end of January, so for now im using a work phone until then. my number for the next two months is 832-712-9371 if you want to add it and send me a text with your name. I get to test drive an iphone for the next two months...although ill probably still get a droid.

Jugdish said...

end of jug story

Jugdish said...

most of the gas in our area is in the $2.35 area, but the shell station at the entrance of my neighborhood is holding string at $2.99 and they're always at least 20 cents higher than any other station in the area. I have no clue why people buy gas there.

end mize like rant

Jugdish said...

Orion launch

Jugdish said...

Blue with his new free time


S

Blue said...

Nfl.com says start cutler and sit rivers this week

Meiz said...

turkey rules

Meiz said...

"I have no clue why people buy gas there."


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Aitch said...

The turkey is my least favorite part of Thanksgiving

Meiz said...

I'd be starting Cutty tonight

El Padrino said...

Tremendous phone story

Jugdish said...

The turkey is my least favorite part of Thanksgiving


fried turkey injected with this is quite tasty.

Jugdish said...

we also order a smoked turkey from here every year...good stuff.

Jugdish said...

I just ordered another one.

El Padrino said...

Mcelwain done deal

Meiz said...

I'm getting guilt tripped for picking up Legarette Blount & Jonathan Stewart because I missed the playoffs. Shouldn't have blown your budget, dickbag.

Keef said...

The turkey is my least favorite part of Thanksgiving


Did you run out of rice and hot sauce?

Meiz said...

"we also order a smoked turkey from here every year...good stuff."

I don't know how I'd feel about eating cold or room temp turkey like that.

Jugdish said...

its delicious.

Meiz said...

6 lbs. $31.60 Feeds 12 to 18 people.
7 lbs. $36.50 Feeds 14 to 21 people.
8 lbs. $41.35 Feeds 16 to 24 people.
9 lbs. $46.20 Feeds 18 to 27 people.
10 lbs. $51.10 Feeds 20 to 30 people.
11 lbs. $55.95 Feeds 22 to 33 people.
12 lbs. $60.80 Feeds 24 to 36 people.
13 lbs. $65.70 Feeds 26 to 39 people.
14 lbs. $70.55 Feeds 28 to 42 people.
15 lbs. $75.40 Feeds 30 to 45 people.


Horseshit

El Padrino said...

Mike Riley to Nebraska

Keef said...

That's expensive horse shit

Keef said...

Sources: Michigan to reach out to University of Arizona coach Rich Rodriguez after Pac 12 Championship game on Friday evening.



Weird

El Padrino said...

Uber weird.

Skunkpatch

Keef said...

I'm starting cutler. I forgot it's not a short week for them

Jugdish said...

good call

/tem

Keef said...

Going against the grain

Keef said...

I have to leave early today so I can get to the appliance parts store before they close at 5:00 so I can get a new door latch assembly for our dishwasher that broke last night. #whitepeopleproblems

Jugdish said...

my dishwasher is cmlp

/Lp

Jugdish said...

Going against the grain


I hope that works out well for you. I really do.

Jugdish said...

if the bears only win one more game all year, I hope its tonight.

El Padrino said...

Is that game in Chicago? Bears are a lock if it is Romo back will lock up in that weather.

El Padrino said...

Is that game in Chicago? Bears are a lock if it is Romo back will lock up in that weather.

El Padrino said...

34degrees is warm

Not so fast my friends.

El Padrino said...

Trestman constantly looks confused. Also the back of his hair is weird

Keef said...

Yay cutler

El Padrino said...

Gems shortly say around noon Est

Jugdish said...

Trestman constantly looks confused.


I don't know how they bring him back next year. it seems like he has totally lost the team. They're not even close in these games.

Jugdish said...

keef, you're welcome

/tem

Jugdish said...

Christmeiz tree

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