Friday, November 21, 2014

Jungle Fever

It's snowing in Buffalo.

Is Ebola still a thing?

How is Tebow on the SEC network? Does anyone outside of the gulf coast area watch that channel?

I'm not comparing the Cosby thing to the Paterno thing because Joe Pa didn't touch anyone but it is eerily similar. Fall from grace, old people, rapey, etc.

Christmas is here.

Homeland is straight fire right now.

You will be taking the Mets seriously next year. All of you.

Never had Gumbo.

What's Spiff up to?

Pix
Record, ask Keef

Falcons -3
Titans +11
Detroit +7.5
Green Bay -9.5
Jax +14
Cincy +1
Jets + 3
Bears -6
Arizona +7
St Loo +4
Denver -7
SF -10
Giants +3
Balt +3


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tem said...

"I'm not comparing the Cosby thing to the Paterno thing because Joe Pa didn't touch anyone but it is eerily similar"


obligatory so you are comparing them, got it comment.

tem said...

"Never had Gumbo."

NFW

tem said...

"You will be taking the Mets seriously next year. All of you.
"

I will not.

tem said...

NCAA women's final four in Columbus for 2018 or something like that.

Going to be a party. The city is excited about landing a major sporting event. I think it will draw about as many tourists as a OSU football game.

Aitch said...

I've also never had gumbo

Keef said...

Stay away from the short north that weekend

Keef said...

Actually every weekend

Keef said...

I like how AP was like yeah I'll continue to discipline my kid the same. Then Goodell says AP didn't shoe enough remorse, then 2 days later AP is like yeah I won't punish the same way anymore

El Padrino said...



There was a story on Dwight Howard whipping his child with a belt that seemed to gain no steam. He whipped him good with the belt buckle end of the belt.

El Padrino said...

It's a crapshoot but fuck it. Pick two. One has to be rb

Reuben Randle
Shoelace
Joke Bell
Kenny Stills

Keef said...

Top 2

Keef said...

I got the belt from my dad and wooden spoon from my mom. I'd never even consider using either on my kids

ToddPacker said...

"Never had Gumbo."

NFW


^^^^^^

ToddPacker said...

"How is Tebow on the SEC network?"

goes without saying, but I love the SEC network. tesus is just OK. He started out pretty bad, but he has been getting better as the season goes on

ToddPacker said...

Foo Fighters tour dates look pretty cool. thinking about hitting the Fenway or Citi field shows.

Keef said...

Saw Foo is gonna be here next September

Keef said...

thinking about hitting the Fenway or Citi field shows.


Does Eddie know?

ToddPacker said...

"Does Eddie know?"

No, he stopped reading LoV when zeke quit

Keef said...

What if zeke was Eddie

The Meiz said...

I have also never had gumbo. It doesn't look good to me.

The Meiz said...

Tem : Movies :: Mize : Food

The Meiz said...

Shoelace & Randle

Jugdish said...

poo bus

El Padrino said...

Who is getting Cooks looks?

tem said...

Shoelace and stills

Keef said...

What's a cooks looks

tem said...

probably something on TV for kids.

tem said...

UFC TALK:

Frankie Edgar vs. Cub Swanson

Frankie is a scrapper and a winner. He is tough. If Cub wins it will be by decision and that's it. NFW does Cub finish Frankie. The last time Frankie lost via a finish was never. Cub is a dude on his way up and is solid but has nowhere near the resume Frankie has. People are talking that Cub gets a title shot if he beats Frankie almost like it is a foregone conclusion he will. I don't see it. I see Frankie winning a decision here. Should be an exciting high paced fight too.


Bobby Green vs. Edson Barboza

Another possibly really exciting fight. 2 up and coming guys just possibly hitting their prime. Green has more miles on him but I'd argue Barboza has fought the tougher opponents....barely. Both are doing well of late although Barboza dropped one to Cowboy recently. In any case I see this going to the judges. Green wins.


Brad Pickett vs. Chico Camus

WTF is a Chico Camus? Pickett is some English guy. IDGAF who wins this. Seems like UFC is trying to make the Brits and Irish cool so I'm going with Pickett for the win.

Jared Rosholt vs. Oleksiy Oliynyk

Oleksiy Oliynyk has a pretty fucking hard name to spell and type. I assume it is a cake walk to say though. He has like 50+ fights under his belt against a bunch of Russian dudes. The Jared dude fought one dude I have heard of. I'll go with the Jared dude winning a boring ass both guys are super tired after 1 round decision.

Joseph Benavidez vs. Dustin Ortiz

Benavidez only loses to Johnson and Cruz. Ortiz is not one of those guys. Benavidez wins rather easily here.

Matt Wiman vs. Isaac Vallie-Flagg

Wiman hasn't fought in like 2 years. I think he just wants a pay day. The other guy has a lot of double letters in his name. I think he sucks. I'll go with the guy looking for some money to win. He was decent enough back in the day. These guys looking to come back and make some cash usually do OK in their first fight back then get smoked in fight #2.

The Meiz said...

Holy shit, I think we hired a black driver.

El Padrino said...

Cooks is out. Who is getting Brandon cooks reps. Stills. Is my point.

Aitch said...

TP, you know we gotta get drinks if you come up to Fenway.

I realize I may have just dissuaded you from coming to Fenway.

Keef said...

Cooks is out. Who is getting Brandon cooks reps. Stills. Is my point


So why did you ax

El Padrino said...

Because I want input from my friends. I thought we were all friends

Keef said...

Bobby Green vs. Edson Barboza


Barboza has my most favoritest ufc ko

tem said...

which one?

tem said...

vs etim?

El Padrino said...

Got a mean goatee going. Look like Deniro I'm Heat

Keef said...

Yeah Etim

ToddPacker said...

"TP, you know we gotta get drinks if you come up to Fenway"

sounds like a plan. although we're leaning to KC for some reason

Keef said...

Mills

tem said...

good job ole miss

tem said...

IU hung in there for about 20 minutes longer than usual.

tem said...

game minutes.

Jugdish said...

"TP, you know we gotta get drinks if you come up to Fenway"


you may want to shave that beard first, TP might mistake you for a homeless guy and take a swing at you.

Jugdish said...

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Aitch said...

Don't be hating on my beard, Jug.

tem said...

did aitch do no shave November and raise lots of money or did he do no shave no November and hope that magically helped with curing cancer or does he just have a beard?

Keef said...

Beard bucket challenge

tem said...

your face is a beard bucket

Jugdish said...

did aitch do no shave November and raise lots of money or did he do no shave no November and hope that magically helped with curing cancer or does he just have a beard?


he is also wearing the brown ribbon

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Keef said...

Is that bacon strip talk?

tem said...

is brown ribbon for poop cancer?

Keef said...

Brown ribbon is another way of saying skid mark

tem said...

ah, I did not know that.

I learnt

tem said...

I bet el pad made some better catches in rough touch than beckham did last night.

Aitch said...

I grew the beard in October

The Meiz said...

Man it's shitty outside

tem said...

it is windy here.

if it gets windy too many ohioans refer to it as "a hurricane" outside.

that pisses me off.

first the winds are like 40mph and it isn't raining. I don't think 40mph winds = hurricane.

The Meiz said...

gardnab fmall

Jugdish said...

if it gets windy too many ohioans refer to it as "a hurricane" outside.


make sure you have a full tank of gas.

Jugdish said...

/Lp

Keef said...

I don't think 40mph winds = hurricane.




Seems low

/jug

tem said...

thoughts?

MM traded Alfred Blue, Hou
MM traded Brandon LaFell, NE
MM traded John Brown, Ari

AB traded DeMarco Murray, Dal
AB traded Stevie Johnson, SF
AB traded Heath Miller, Pit

Keef said...

Not the worst trade.

The Meiz said...

Someone traded Demarco at this point in the season?

tem said...

yeah.

I am trying to give him away to my friend and not get caught too bad.

tem said...

if Watkins scores >0 points tonight I am eliminated from the playoffs.

I hate the league and most of the idiots in it so I am trying to ruin it for others.

Aitch said...

That's shitty, Tem.

tem said...

yep.

fuck those guys.

tem said...

I am embracing the dark side.

Aitch said...

Darth Tem

tem said...

It's the commissioner's job to veto so if he doesn't then the trade is legit enough.

tem said...

If I had another player worth being on a roster I'd trade him for junk too.

tem said...

I think I am going to go full evil super villan. Meiz already said he'd be a top henchman, amy other takers?

The Meiz said...

Holy balls that was a shitty drive home.

tem said...

It starts with bogus FFL trades and I'm not sure where it goes from there but somewhere.

The Meiz said...

Yes! Finally my dream job of being one of evil tem's henchmen.

Aitch said...

How many henchmen are you looking to hire?

Jugdish said...

we should find out what baby #2 is this morning.

Jugdish said...

How many henchmen are you looking to hire?


tem could save some money on the henchmen if one of them doubles as a reader.

Jugdish said...

How many henchmen are you looking to hire?



you could be the reader, but your primary job is to make sure strangers don't talk to tem.

Jugdish said...

I think your resume speaks for itself.

tem said...

the reader's job is safe.

gotta start at 1 henchman and see where it goes from there.

tem said...

jug is pregnant?

The Meiz said...

I just deleted no fewer than 1,000 emails.

The Meiz said...

"jug is pregnant?"

Probably his wife

Keef said...

jug is pregnant?



Stop it

Aitch said...

"I think your resume speaks for itself."

Hahaha awesome

The Meiz said...

"Stop it"

Tem remembers I wanted to be one of his henchmen, but not cmjug being pregnant. Priorities.

tem said...

damn commish vetoed my trade.

Keef said...

Jug is going to have all of his kids 12 months apart

Aitch said...

Irish twins

Keef said...

We should veto your face

tem said...

your face is a veto

tem said...

since the commish vetoed my trade I offered him up an equally ludicrous one.

I bet he accepts it.

The Meiz said...

"Jug is going to have all of his kids 12 months apart"

You make it sound like this guy's gonna be cranking out 5 or 6 kids. Don't forget, Jug's old balls.

tem said...

how old is cmjug?

Keef said...

You make it sound like this guy's gonna be cranking out 5 or 6 kids. Don't forget, Jug's old balls.


He started late, he has to make up time. And he's not a women*, so it's not like he can't continue to have kids after a certain age

Jugdish said...

Jug is going to have all of his kids 12 months apart


these two are 17 months apart.

Jugdish said...

Don't forget, Jug's old balls.


my balls may be old, but they still work. cmjug is 33, so she still has some time if we want to have another. This pregnancy was rougher on her, so I would say we have a 25-30% chance of having another.

Jugdish said...

maybe closer to 30% because #2 is a BOY!

Aitch said...

Congrats, sir!

Keef said...

How do you guys have boys? I want to make sure i do it right next time

The Meiz said...

"How do you guys have boys? I want to make sure i do it right next time"

Maybe you could swing a trade with someone.

Keef said...

Nah I like my kids too much

The Meiz said...

I'm just saying. One of the girls could return a boy with a superstar ceiling.

Keef said...

It's jug


S

The Meiz said...

Rick Ross owns nine Wingstops

tem said...

"How do you guys have boys? I want to make sure i do it right next time"

I read somewhere that the chick eating bananas helps.

Keef said...

That's racist

Jugdish said...

Thanks!

Both of my sister in laws on my side of the family are pregnant as well. When the last kid is born next May that will be my parents 7th grandkid, 6 boys and 1 girl. The lone girl is due in about 3 weeks.

tem said...

"That's racist"

how so?

tem said...



bananas

Jugdish said...

bananas

Keef said...

Don't believe anything on cnn.

/jug

Aitch said...

*sisters in law

Jugdish said...

yeah that too

tem said...

miltem has 12 grandkids. 6 boys 6 girls.

bgtem broke the last tie then siltem tied it back up.

cmtem will hopefully break the tie again in june.

Keef said...

Congrats

Keef said...

Tem is gonna try to get all his kids' birthdays on the same day

tem said...

cmtem does not share that goal

El Padrino said...

When you are about to bust a nut make sure your entire cock is in there. That's makes a boy

Gotta be deep. Deep impact. And leave it in there for a second. You want as many swimmers as you can. Creats competition.

Jugdish said...

You want as many swimmers as you can. Creats competition.


michael pheLPs

Jugdish said...

cmtem will hopefully break the tie again in june.


congrats, man!

The Meiz said...

You people and your kids

Keef said...

You people and your solitude

Keef said...

LP is the best

Jugdish said...

add that one to the Lp calendar

Jugdish said...

"You will be taking the Mets seriously next year. All of you."



that one too, and you can use it every year

tem said...

"Creats"

that's how he says it in real life

El Padrino said...

My sister is coming. Thanksgiving is the worse.

Aitch said...

Kids ruined LOV. You guys aren't nearly as angry as you used to be.

El Padrino said...

I'm tired.

Keef said...

You guys aren't nearly as angry as you used to be.


We know you make up for it

S

The Meiz said...

"Kids ruined LOV."

ROOINED

Aitch said...

We need another Summit.

The Meiz said...

Yep

Keef said...

How about StL

The Meiz said...

I hear StL is a nice place.

tem said...

I ain't missed a summit. And I am just as angry as before if not angrier.

Keef said...

"Kids ruined LOV."



Said the guy with no kids who has 10-15 comments a week

The Meiz said...

HE'S BUSY DRIVING UP AND DOWN THE EASTERN SEABOARD.

Jeez.

El Padrino said...

Protesting seems so tiring

El Padrino said...

You guys failed me on Rankdle over stills. But I washed him anyway.

Redemption time


Joke Bell. Vs soft ass bears 12Pm
Shoelace vs gmen
Andre ellington
Randle
Stills

Pick three. I'm leaning all rb's

tem said...

now I turned demarco into

e. sanders
t. smith
j. McKinnon


that isn't lopsided. I failed at my task even though 1 guy in the league is pitching a bitch still.

tem said...

if you listened to me then you knew you'd be wrong

tem said...

ellington for sure

tem said...

shoelace and stills

El Padrino said...

Can't believe your trade deadline is this late.

Bench bell. OK. I like it. Hate the saints on the road. Have to check weather in the burgh

tem said...

I can't either but it if what it if.

tem said...

My two main leagues have the trade deadline as tomorrow.

Aitch said...

I'd comment more if you guys did. It's tough to woe in a vacuum.

tem said...

Chicken egg man. Step up the comments and the return comments will follow.

El Padrino said...

Wait so the chicken did come before the egg?

Aitch said...

No, the egg came before the chicken

Jugdish said...

which chicken?

tem said...

chicken little

tem said...

H needs to regale us with stories on par with almost banging a chick then she decides she is too ugly to have sex.

Jugdish said...

coly McCoy starting over rgiii...so is rg pretty much done in Washington, or do they give him another chance next year? im guessing gruden wants a chance to get his own guy anyways.

Jugdish said...

colt

Jugdish said...

H needs to regale us with stories on par with almost banging a chick then she decides she is too ugly to have sex.



agreed...us boring married guys need to live vicariously through H and mize

Jugdish said...

then she decides she is too ugly to have sex.


or too fat

/mize

Jugdish said...

caliendo doing shatner for the nfl picks this morning was hilarity.

Aitch said...

I don't know if I can ever top that one

tem said...

they did picks this AM?

tem said...

we get to wear jeans and whatever today.

Keef said...

Fancy

The Meiz said...

"H needs to regale us with stories on par with almost banging a chick then she decides she is too ugly to have sex."


Hey hey hey. I had no intention to stick my johnson in there.

The Meiz said...

"so is rg pretty much done in Washington, or do they give him another chance next year?"

Bob's cooked.

Keef said...

Ah, the old she didn't want to have sex with me but that's ok because there was no way I was going to fuck her anyway

The Meiz said...

No, it was established at the bar that there wasn't going to be actual sex. It was a very business-like proposal.

Jugdish said...

you didn't have enough cash on you?

tem said...

"No, it was established at the bar that there wasn't going to be actual sex. It was a very business-like proposal"

I'm so confused.

tem said...

"The Meiz said...
So I was fixing to bang a fat girl last night, and she hits me with some "I don't feel attractive enough to have sex with you" shit. I was floored. Is that really a thing?

November 8, 2014 at 1:44 PM"

tem said...

I just went all Kevin on you and did some research and then busted out a CNP

The Meiz said...

Sure enough.

I misspoke. There was definitely a no secks clause.

El Padrino said...

Classic kev

The Meiz said...

I think I'm actually looking forward to going to the townie bar tonight.

The Meiz said...

Go out, get shitty with people I barely know or haven't seen in ages. Drunksgiving is always a blast.

tem said...

you should have had secks

The Meiz said...

I think I could live in Two Rivers, WI. Smaller town, but yet they seem to have everything.

The Meiz said...

"you should have had secks"

Ah well.

tem said...

I hear rent there is too high.

tem said...

and I hear they don't have enough rivers.

tem said...

no Olive Garden.

tem said...

I'm not entertained by the Richard Sherman doug Baldwin sketch.

I get what they are trying to do it just doesn't entertain me.

Keef said...

I just went all Kevin on you and did some research and then busted out a CNP


I've never been prouder

Keef said...

and I hear they don't have enough rivers.



Hilarious

Keef said...

Speaking of rivers....

Cutler @ Det or Rivers @ Bal?

The Meiz said...

"and I hear they don't have enough rivers."

They have TWO!

ToddPacker said...

""and I hear they don't have enough rivers."

"They have TWO!"

those rivers don't feel attractive enough for you to dip your pole in them

Aitch said...

I love delusional Meiz

Keef said...

those rivers don't feel attractive enough for you to dip your pole in them



They had a no sex contract already

Jugdish said...

those rivers don't feel attractive enough for you to dip your pole in them


hilarity

Jugdish said...

They had a no sex contract already


its very business like in two rivers

The Meiz said...

"I love delusional Meiz"

okay, champ

Keef said...

its very business like in two rivers



That's what happens when you have everything

The Meiz said...

Steak & ravioli for lunch

Keef said...

Cutler or Rivers, goddammit

Keef said...

Bold

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