Friday, November 14, 2014

clubbing penguins

Sammy Watkins hair is too long. You would think speedsters wouldn't want all that drag.

Finished True Detective finally. HOLY MOLY.

Collitch Bball starts. Pitino vs. Pitino. WHO YA GOT.

30 for 30's are so solid

Jameis Winston seems like a bad dude.

ISIS prints thier own money now. This is not good.

People know we've seen Kardashian (younger and hotter than she is now) sucking cock on video right? Who cares she posed nude for a publication no one heard of? WTF am I missing?

Story of the week is a comissioner of one of the top 4 pro sports all for legal gambling on sports....

Don't believe the hype, Economy is worse than ever.

This may shock some of you but at Apple's stock price now, hitting all time highs (again) I think it's just now starting to ripen, think it could even double within 24 months. Do with that info as you may.

Pinch me! We got Michael Cuddyer!

Sad that chick from Real World died from cancer.

The concert for valor was cool.

Pickles

Makes no sense the Bears are favored (-2.5) so I will just take them.

BROWNS -3 over Texans, insane cover of SI this week saying JJ WATT could be MVP. So absurd. In this day and age of QB and passing game he has as much of a shot at winning MVP than Ray Rice. Whoever wrote that fucking sucks.

KC-2 over Hawks, KC playing really well going to be a pain in the ass in the tourney if they score a Wild Card spot.

Atlanta +1 over CAROLINA, two steaming piles of NFC South crap going at it, I hope RED ZONE shows no part of this game. I'll just watch the TD montage before they go off air.

NO-7 over Cincy, Get the feeling the Bengals are in a bit of a tailspin here......

WASH -9 over Tampa, Joey Gruden, nephew of John son of Jay plays basketball for the Dayton Flyers. Fun Fact.

Denver -10 over RAMS, watch out for the sneaky special team tricks Bronco coaches they will try anything to keep the ball away from Peyton. Jeff Fisher knows.

GIANTS +4 over Niners, That 49er QB is such a bitch. I hate him so much.

Oak +10 over SD, Sparano is like undefeated ATS except for when he plays Peyton.

GB -6 over Philly, great game - real test for the new wetback hero of South Philly, we'll see how well he plays in cold temps in front of a juiced up Packer crowd

AZ -1 over Lions, big time game wish it was the national game

NE +3 over Indy, isn't Belichick like 99-1 off a bye?

Pit -6 over TITANS, ugh can we flex this game to London or Islamabad and put the AZ/DET game in this time slot?


Don't worry about the title, just trying to draw some traffic here.


128 comments:

Keef said...

Kim K is probably one of the top 10 worst people on earth but I still enjoy seeing her naked

El Padrino said...

Yeah I enjoy it too but break the internet? Stop it. Only thing breaks that could break the internet involves jay z beyond and the royal family.

El Padrino said...

Beyonce

The Meiz said...

Man, so many of our female sales people are so fine.

Aitch said...

Patriots are 10-4 after the bye under Belichick

Jugdish said...

Patriots are 10-4 after the bye under Belichick


same winning percentage

/Lp

El Padrino said...

Is that ATS aitch?

Aitch said...

No, that's straight up. My bad.

tem said...

yeah the breaking the internet phrase has jumped the shark.

Aitch said...

Your face has jumped the shark.

tem said...

that implies it was popular at one time.

thank you.

The Meiz said...

shothmm Ehud

The Meiz said...

I fucking hate when someone unnecessarily parks next to me at work. HATE IT.

The Meiz said...

There are literally 5 cars in the lot. WHY DID YOU PARK NEXT TO ME?

Aitch said...

This one I agree with you on.

Aitch said...

Happens all the time to me at the airport. I'll park as far away from the door as possible, with dozens of open spots, and without fail some asshat will park right beside me and like 6 inches away so I can barely open the door.

The Meiz said...

"Happens all the time to me at the airport"

Do you mean aerodome?

Aitch said...

Um... no?

Keef said...

I ran that ROC race today. It's more running than I thought it would be

tem said...

Is that one of the obstacle courses? Lots of running, few obstacles. Ratio is terrible.

Keef said...

Yeah there are like 10 obstacles.

Keef said...

The big red balls you have to run across are impossible

Blue said...

I got your big red balls right here

/lp

The Meiz said...

Stop paying money to run obstacle courses

Keef said...

Don't worry about it

Keef said...

Todd is happy today

ToddPacker said...

"Todd is happy today"

yes, corky is the worst.

if rich rod somehow is the new guy, I'm unloading my season tickets

ToddPacker said...

got in an argument on the way out of the stadium with a dude who was supporting muschamp. I told the guy he was crazy and that we don't need a slow adult for a head coach then I said "Corky must go". The guy had nothing else to say. I turn around 2 seconds later to give him more shit and then notice he has a kid with Down syndrome. cmtp tells him that I am a horrible person. we get in a fight on the ride home because I didn't apologize to the guy and that I set a bad example for s&dotp. sotp asks what's a corky? and I say retarded kid..... I spent the night on the couch. it's all Urb's fault. I hate that guy

The Meiz said...

Rolling with my boy J Hill over DeAndre Hopkins because Ryan Mallett

The Meiz said...

TP.

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

I love you.

Keef said...

That is amazing

Keef said...

if rich rod somehow is the new guy, I'm unloading my season tickets


I have no doubt they're going after him. But I also would not be surprised if Graham bolted from asu because that's what he does.

Keef said...

Who the fuck is Jonas Gray

Aitch said...

Practice squad player until Ridley went down. I actually picked him up after his first game, but dropped him during bye week hell. Thankfully I still won this week or I'd really be kicking myself

Aitch said...

Surprise DEA inspections of NFL teams could be an interesting story.

The Meiz said...

yesterday sucked

Keef said...

Mize, my side chick shut your boys down. Didn't see that coming.

tem said...

bad fantasy week.

especially fan duel.

manning let me down.

Keef said...

Luckily in my $ league I played the team who has 5 Cowboys starting for him

The Meiz said...

"Mize, my side chick shut your boys down. Didn't see that coming."

I'm reading that the officiating in that game was deplorable.

The Meiz said...

I hate when I don't get to watch the Lions game.

Keef said...

I'm reading that the officiating in that game was deplorable.


Yeah I saw some other Lions fans saying that too

Keef said...

Detroit scored 6 points. That's not on the officials

Keef said...

Disclaimer: I don't care about the Cardinals at all

Keef said...

The Atlanta Braves dealt outfielder Jason Heyward and reliever Jordan Walden to the St. Louis Cardinals on Monday for pitcher Shelby Miller and a minor-leaguer

Keef said...

Catcher Russell Martin has agreed to a five-year, $82 million deal with the Toronto Blue Jays



Wait what?

Keef said...

I was watching the Broncos game yesterday and saw the penalty they called when Emmanuel Sanders got hurt, defenseless receiver. Then later, Caldwell goes up for a catch and gets drilled before he lands and he's out for the game, but no flag thrown. Both hits looked clean to me, but one got a flag and one didn't

Aitch said...

The Caldwell one was borderline because the defender left his feet. I don't think it was dirty, but they usually call that all day. I didn't see the Sanders hit.

Keef said...

but they usually call that all day.



^^^

Keef said...

That saints fan who snagged the ball from that chick seems like a real douche

The Meiz said...

I had someone do that to me at a Brewers game once. I was hollering at Paul Molitor all game from the upper deck at County Stadium. During a rain delay, he comes out of the dugout to throw me a ball. He throws said ball to THE UPPER DECK which is clearly intended for me, and some doucher comes running along and snags it.

Keef said...

Did you tie your shoes?

Aitch said...

Ha

tem said...

Martin was a good Pirate.

Keef said...

Good < than $16M/yr

Jugdish said...

Did you tie your shoes?


hilarity

Jugdish said...

AP has been suspended for the rest of the season without pay.

Aitch said...

Does that shock anyone? There's no way they could have let him back this year and not faced a huge public backlash.

Jugdish said...

Not surprising and I don't think its too harsh either.

The Meiz said...

I really miss being involved in our finance meetings.

tem said...

"Good < than $16M/yr"

word

tem said...

"I really miss being involved in our finance meetings."

why aren't you now?

tem said...

I think AP punishment is too harsh. although I read some things that seemed to indicate he could get off earlier if he completed the sensitivity training or whatever. but I don't know how early.

I'm not all bent out of shape though about the length of the suspension.

I think what is more important is how poorly the NFL has handled this shit this year. Rice and AP were handled disastrously.

Jugdish said...

but I don't know how early.


NFL is saying they won't consider reinstating AP until April at the earliest.

Jugdish said...

April 15th

The Meiz said...

"why aren't you now?"

we got moved from the Finance umbrella back to being under Sales when the new supervisor was hired. I hate being under Sales.

The Meiz said...

Joe Jackson probably did worse shit to Mike & them back in the 60s & 70s.

tem said...

sales sucks

Keef said...

Joe Jackson probably did worse shit to Mike & them back in the 60s & 70s.


And slavery was cool in the 1800s. Doesn't mean it was right

Keef said...

There's no way they could have let him back this year and not faced a huge public backlash.


After listening to the radio this morning, seems like a ton of people are wondering what the fuck the nfl is doing.

Keef said...

sales sucks


Twhnbs

tem said...

NFL is just tripping all over themselves with AP and Rice.

They supposedly have procedures but they aren't following any of them. They are just making it up as they go.

The Meiz said...

"sales sucks"

Indeed

The Meiz said...

"And slavery was cool in the 1800s. Doesn't mean it was right"

Valid.

tem said...

NFL never suspended anyone in the 1800s for having slaves.

WTF NFL?

Keef said...

On a related note, welcome back, Josh Gordon

Keef said...

I hope holding him on my bench for 11 weeks was worth the wait

Jugdish said...

I'll holding AP on my bench for the rest of the year so I can get him for a sixth round pick next year.

The Meiz said...

I've been eliminated from playoff contention.

Highest scoring team in the league defeated by the worst team in the league two weeks before the playoffs to knock me out. Fuck fantasy football.

Jugdish said...

you should have drafted a better defense

/tem

Keef said...

I'll holding AP on my bench for the rest of the year so I can get him for a sixth round pick next year.


Where's he gonna be playing? Dallas?

Keef said...

tem

The Meiz said...

"Where's he gonna be playing? Dallas?"

Detroit

Jugdish said...

Detroit


once a year

Keef said...

Detroit


Ha

Jugdish said...

where is suh playing next year?

The Meiz said...

Giants

ns

tem said...

"Highest scoring team in the league defeated by the worst team in the league two weeks before the playoffs to knock me out. Fuck fantasy football. "

I take it the highest scoring team wasn't in first place?

otherwise I don't see how the worst team beating the best would eliminate you. the best teams losing should help you right?

tem said...

Suh will be a Tampa Bay Buc or a Redskin. Both teams overpay for temperamental D-linemen.

The Meiz said...

"I take it the highest scoring team wasn't in first place?"


That's my team.

tem said...

then what jug said is right. if you are the highest scoring team and not in first then you need a better defense.

if you had a better defense you'd be higher ranked.

tem said...

or if other teams had worse offenses you'd be better

Keef said...

Fucking Tem

Jugdish said...

or if other teams had worse offenses you'd be better


I also heard that the commissioner of that league allows awful trades, so there's that.

tem said...

it does sound like a bushleague league.

Jugdish said...

AP will remain on exempt list during appeal

The Meiz said...

Woah. Just looked at the league, and I could actually still wind up with the #2 seed in the playoffs. I was a week ahead.

tem said...

got the mat out early I guess

The Meiz said...

I did. Didn't realize if I win out, and the 2 guys ahead of me lose out, I win the tie breaker because 4 of the 5 of us split in the division.

Aitch said...

If ifs were fifths we'd all be drunk

Keef said...

17/20

ToddPacker said...

Keith, Al Michaels is on Stern this morning. He's talking up ASU. I always thought he was a Syracuse guy, no idea he went to ASU. He said Reggie Jackson helped him get his first broadcasting job on campus.

Jugdish said...

too many dragons

Keef said...

Should I pick up Tre Mason or Jonas Gray?

tem said...

Gray

The Meiz said...

I've been reading a lot of Yelp reviews of our accounts lately. I just read one where some broad complained about prime rib she ordered medium-well

The Meiz said...

Dumb people are dumb

Keef said...

Gray


Mason, got it

tem said...

maybe i'll be right this time.

Keef said...

Ha

Keef said...

I want you guys to know that bill Cosby raped me

ToddPacker said...

"I want you guys to know that bill Cosby raped me"

green shirt night?

Keef said...

I don't want to talk about it

The Meiz said...

Nothing to add

The Meiz said...

Seriously, I have idea why the woman who sits behind me hammers out these long ass emails all day long. wft

Jugdish said...

what's your idea?

The Meiz said...

I think I've lost my stamps. This displeases me.

Keef said...

I would imagine Sysco has plenty of mushrooms to spare

Keef said...

I got this claim yesterday. Fucking morons.

The Meiz said...

What about mushrooms now?

Keef said...

The ones that stamp your forehead

Keef said...

It was a reach. Whatever

The Meiz said...

Okay. That was an odd coincidence because we were just talking about the great price we have on mushrooms right now. $1.94/lb for employees.

Keef said...

A suburban Denver man charged with pushing his wife to her death off a cliff in Colorado's Rocky Mountain National Park could not explain to investigators why he had a park map with an "X'' drawn at the spot where she fell.



Get a job, blue

El Padrino said...

Oakland is lock city tonight

Aitch said...

What's the spread?

Keef said...

7

Aitch said...

EP was right about something

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