Friday, October 24, 2014

Mettenberger Time

Just doesn't roll off the tongue like Tebow Time

I hope one day some team signs Tebow so Adam Schefter explodes like he got hit from that gun Terry Crews wields in The Expendables.

Detroit -3.5 over Atlanta
No home team this game will be over before you knew it was on. Cheeri-o! They are boratcasting* it at 9am. Sorry West Coast. You are deprived of the shitty Falcons run defense. If there were a team in London, permanently I wonder what they would call it. I mean a new team. Like expansion. Not the fucking Jaguars. How about the Hogwarts? Or the Tea Bags!

Unrelated they should allow or we should force a team based in the U.S. in the Premiere League. That's soccer. If they get a NFL team we get a soccer team. Whats fair is fair god damn it.

KC- 7 over Rams
Austin Davis in Arrowhead. Yikes.

TITANS -2.5 over Houston
See the Post title.

Minny +2.5 over TAMPA
Think Lovie Smith is thinking shit I should have waited a year for a better job to open?

CAROLINA +5 over Seattle
Juicy home dog.

Baltimore -1 over CINCY
Two teams going in the opposite direction. A.J. Green's toe is killing them.

Miami -6 over JAX
Tannyhill been sick since his coach called him out.

Bears +6 over PATS
A lot of shit swirling around the Bears this week.

JETS -2.5 over Buffalo
Bills are one dimensional right now with a noodle armed QB.

AZ -2.5 over Philly
The Cards are for realz.

Oak +6.5 over BROWNS
Too many points. Is that the Browns giving more than a TD? WTF.

Colts -3 over STEELERS
Steelers are dogshit. Rothlisberger is not black enough.

SAINTS -1.5 over Packers
They're back!

Skins +10 over BOYS
Easy they ain't THAT good. Feed Alfie Mo, control clock. BLITZ.



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Jugdish said...

careful, Lp

tem said...

"Think Lovie Smith is thinking shit I should have waited a year for a better job to open?"

no. on paper the bucs team was solid. then lovie comes in and starts mccown and fucks that up and then the defense doesn't have a clue what it is doing which is on lovie.

lovie is thinking, damn, I suck as a coach now. wtf happened?

tem said...

" Is that the Browns giving more than a TD? WTF."

I know a TD is only worth 6, but is giving 6.5 really considered giving more than a TD in gambling circles? don't most people consider the XP a given and call a TD 7?

Blue said...

"Bills are one dimensional right now with a noodle armed QB. "


what dimension is that?

Keef said...

Do people sit in circles and gamble?

tem said...

I'm pretty sure ______ circles is a common phrase and you should know what it means by the context of the sentence.


tem said...

also, yes.

card tables are circular, especially for hold 'em.

black jack table is a semi-circle.

roulette wheel is circular.

pizzas are sometimes circular.

Blue said...

craps table is circular

Blue said...

well it's a variation of a circle, thus circular

tem said...

yes it is circular.

Jugdish said...

your face is circular

tem said...

it is

Jugdish said...

younger tosh

Keef said...

I'm pretty sure ______ circles is a common phrase and you should know what it means by the context of the sentence.


Thanks for clearing that up because obviously I didn't know that

Keef said...

younger tosh



Wow he was awful back then

Jugdish said...

2001 keef may have found that funny

Keef said...

Sanchez out of UFC 180 with knee injury

Keef said...

2001 keef may have found that funny



He may have

Keef said...

Watch out for that Ebola, LP

tem said...

"Sanchez out of UFC 180 with knee injury"


that is good news for TBD. he only has 2 fights then.

The Meiz said...

The Packers are going to dismantle the Saints.

Keef said...

Good xnij

Keef said...

Mcgregor fighting in January

Blue said...

saints at home in the dome win that game outright

Jugdish said...

joe maddon opts out of rays contract

Blue said...

tosh isn't funny now

Blue said...

he's funnier than dane cook

Keef said...

What's a Dane cook

El Padrino said...

Yes a TD in gambling circles is 6. Xp's are never taken for granted.

El Padrino said...

One dimensional bills.

Defense and special teams

Jugdish said...

Defense and special teams


that sounds like 2 dimensions

Keef said...

One dimensional bills.

Defense and special teams




Never been good with those numbers, have you

The Meiz said...

Joe Maddon quit?

Jugdish said...

Lp believes there are three kinds of people in this world...those who can count and those who can't.

Jugdish said...

Joe Maddon quit?


yes, he opted out

Blue said...

didn't realize cory hart was playing QB for the bills

The Meiz said...

I have a phone interview today. Suite.

Blue said...

i quit my job, with no prospects

last day is next friday

anyone know of any good jobs out there?

Jugdish said...

you serious, clark?

Jugdish said...

blue

Blue said...

yep, i'm serious

The Meiz said...

"i quit my job, with no prospects"

Oy vey

Blue said...

yeah, shit happens and it's what you do with that shit that makes you who you are

tem said...

"i quit my job, with no prospects"

stocks and sports, llc needs a sports czar.

tem said...

"Mcgregor fighting in January"

can't be for the title that soon, can it? odd time to fight, puts him out of sync with the champ.

tem said...

blue will be on theladders.com or whatever that site is.

tem said...

I think blue quitting job details are in order. sick of that traveling? new cfo a douche?

El Padrino said...

Wft blue that's what black people do

Jugdish said...

yeah, shit happens and it's what you do with that shit that makes you who you are


I hope you find something soon. I don't think i'd have the nuts to quit a yob without having something else lined up...not while married with kid(s) anyways.

El Padrino said...

Defense and specials teams is the same for fantasy reasons

tem said...

K and DEF are different for fantasy.

K is part of special teams for a football team.

Keef said...

Defense and specials teams is the same for fantasy reasons



Would make sense if your post was about fantasy football

Keef said...

Just finished my interview. Fucking 90 minutes long

Jugdish said...

what was the yob for?

tem said...

McGregor headlines against Denis Siver...wtf?

He just crushed the #4 or #3 guy so they give him the #1208 guy next?

Blue said...

yes, just tired of the overall change in culture since new investors bought the company a year ago.

I'm in a good place financially, so it's not a big stretch if i'm out of work for a couple of months

kicking around the idea of starting my own consulting firm, but that seems like a lot of work initially

Blue said...

new CEO a few months ago was kind of the last nail in the coffin

Keef said...

what was the yob for?


Handling larger claims, ie fatalities, child injuries, uninsured, underinsured, injury claims exceeding our policy limits

El Padrino said...

Apply for Blues job

Keef said...

I'm not a financials person

The Meiz said...

"I'm not a financials person"

But you could be!

The Meiz said...

Shit I'm applying for a job in the finance department, and apparently corporate thinks I'm a viable candidate so far.

Keef said...

But you could be!


True. I think I would get bored though

El Padrino said...

I wish I was banging Lisa ann

Keef said...

But you could be

tem said...

"kicking around the idea of starting my own consulting firm"

what would you consult on?

tem said...

"Handling larger claims, ie fatalities, child injuries, uninsured, underinsured, injury claims exceeding our policy limits"

is this higher paying? well I assume it is or else you probably wouldn't apply, but I mean like lots higher paying.

I guess bigger claims would be better (higher comped) employees?

Keef said...

is this higher paying? well I assume it is or else you probably wouldn't apply, but I mean like lots higher paying.

I guess bigger claims would be better (higher comped) employees?



Correct. Those claims have a mug higher chance of our insureds getting sued, so they require a lot more work and attention to detail.
Re: pay, it is more. Right now I'm a level I adjuster even though I should be level II right now but they are dragging their feet. This position is level III which is like $20k more than what I make now. My guess is if they offered it to me, it would be as a promotion to level II which I would vehemently argue.

tem said...

" should be level II right now but they are dragging their feet."

this has been like a year in the making now?

that blows.

tem said...

"I wish I was banging Lisa ann"

the porn star?

for enough money you probably could.

Blue said...

they won't make you level II because then the whole department of level I would go to shit

tem said...

keith you got aldo tomorrow?

El Padrino said...

Blue great idea re; what tem said. Create a concierge service for average joes to hook up with open stars.

Blue said...

maybe you should ask to be an associate

Blue said...

""I wish I was banging Lisa ann""

shloulda gone to Notre Dame

tem said...

it would be a whole amateurs bang stars line of videos.

also they should do a line of videos where you bang bar tenders.

Blue said...

22/24

Blue said...

"
also they should do a line of videos where you bang bar tenders. "

this is called Cock-tail

Blue said...

or Cock-tale

Keef said...

this has been like a year in the making now?


Since last July

Keef said...

they won't make you level II because then the whole department of level I would go to shit



I'm not Mize

Keef said...

keith you got aldo tomorrow?


Not betting on any fights tomorrow.

The Meiz said...

"I'm not Mize"

Yer goddamn right

tem said...

"Since last July"

is last july 2013 or july 2014?

tem said...

21

Keef said...

2013

Keef said...

24/24

The Meiz said...

Totally not getting that credit coordinator job. That interview did not feel good.

Blue said...

you've got to coordinate

Jugdish said...

That interview did not feel good.



did you fart?




s

Blue said...

did you wear t-shirt tuxedos

The Meiz said...

I could have. It's Halloween day at the office.

Keef said...

Do they know Halloween is next Friday?

ToddPacker said...

good luck, blue

The Meiz said...

"Do they know Halloween is next Friday?"

I don't ask questions

Keef said...

Gotcha. I thought maybe they had your time masheen

The Meiz said...

But yeah, it's really dumb

Keef said...

Giants bullpen is struggaling

The Meiz said...

24/24 on today's sporcle

The Meiz said...

CIEN

tem said...

i joined fan duel.

1st thing I noticed is that their promotion where they double your initial funds is not quite that.

they double your funds but you only get the funds back at like 4 cents for every dollar you wager.

so when I enter a $10 tournament they give me 40 cents of the balance they owe me. and you can't cash out that 40 cents, you have to use it to play.

The Meiz said...

There's always a catch

The Meiz said...

I bought a pair of ill old school Air Raids last night. Can't wait to get them on my feet.

Keef said...

Michigan coach Brady Hoke said he was aware that something might have happened with his players before the game, but wasn't sure about the details


Does hoke ever have any idea what is going on with his players?

tem said...

no. not even when the starting QB gets a concussion.

he is clueless.

The Meiz said...

LOOK AT MY SIDE HO SCORE THESE FANTASY POINTS!

Keef said...

Oscar taveras. Dead

Keef said...

I have Ben in my league with cmk

The Meiz said...

"Oscar taveras. Dead"

Holy crap

ToddPacker said...

"I have Ben in my league with cmk"

I have Ben on the bench

Keef said...

You should have started him

ToddPacker said...

I have Rodgers and always seem to start the wrong guy

Keef said...

I was kidding

The Meiz said...

One of my co-workers is AWFUL at leaving voicemails. AWFUL.

The Meiz said...

Starting Antone Smith was not a good idea yesterday.

The Meiz said...

Along with Jordy's egg.

Get your shit together, Rodgers.

The Meiz said...

You're supposed to feed that big honkey.

Blue said...

bastards

tem said...

team I played had:

ben
a. brown
e. sanders
b. cooks (flex)
chiefs D


I lost by a lot...unless Romo plus Murray gets me 125 points.

tem said...

I had colts D too. so that was nice.

tem said...

week 1 of fan duel I think I will lose all bets. down $9.


This week the winning people concentrated on one team. like the main winner in pretty much every league had either brady, gronk, lafell or were rocking, ben, brown, miller. nobody near the top spread their talent out really. I think that might be a fluke for this week. I don't think that is a sustainable strategy, even if you pick the right team to go off every week.

also picking the right D is key. chiefs D was great. So was Dolphins. I had Texans, they were good but not great.

Keef said...

At least you have your health

Blue said...

yeah i think a good strategy is picking the defense that is either playing the jets or the jaguars

Blue said...

so is it possible for more than one team to have the same guy?

like it doesn't matter in the league you're in who somebody else is playing, you're just trying to pick the guys that will score the most points?

Keef said...

Seeing Fitzgerald take that little slant 80 yards to the house was pretty suite. Dude can still run

Keef said...

So close to .500 his week, LP.

Keef said...

This

Keef said...

The fuck you talking about? I was 3 games over

/LP

The Meiz said...

Here's how dumb my sister and her boyfriend are.

They're having the kid's 1 year birthday party on a Sunday at 4:00pm. And it's a fucking hour and a half away.

The Meiz said...

I wish I had to work that day.

The Meiz said...

Fucking four o'clock on a Sunday afternoon when ALL of your family lives at least an hour and a half away.

Are you fucking retarded??

Blue said...

why is that retarded?

Blue said...

better than 10am, right?

Keef said...

Fantasy reasons

Keef said...

And it's a fucking hour and a half away.


Is that metric?

tem said...

"so is it possible for more than one team to have the same guy?

like it doesn't matter in the league you're in who somebody else is playing, you're just trying to pick the guys that will score the most points?"

yeah, some of the leagues have 40,000 entries, so you just pick the guys who will score the most points and don't need be concerned with what other team has a guy.

tem said...

"Fucking four o'clock on a Sunday afternoon when ALL of your family lives at least an hour and a half away.

Are you fucking retarded??"


four o'clock is a good time for the kid. have a little party, open some gifts, eat some cake and dinner, then straight into the bedtime routine or maybe 30 minutes of cooldown before bedtime routing.

Keef said...

Mize cares about Mize, not the kid

Blue said...

yeah, got to work around normal nap times too

4pm is probably a good spot

The Meiz said...

Making everyone drive 3 hours or more for a 2 hour get together is DUMB.

tem said...

just mail your gift then.

they don't really want to see you anyway.

Keef said...

Fucking four o'clock on a Sunday afternoon when ALL of your family lives at least an hour and a half away.



Just leave later

Blue said...

eddie is sad

I imagine that PJ will start playing "free mookie" concerts

tem said...

so why is McGregor fighting Siver? why not just have Aldo fight him in Boston?

I bet Siver gets "hurt" and Mendes or Aldo fill the spot.

Or McGregor will get "hurt" and then fight Aldo in April.


Keef said...

No way Aldo fills in as replacement and it becomes a title fight

El Padrino said...

Keep update my record

Keef said...

16 games under .500

tem said...

"No way Aldo fills in as replacement and it becomes a title fight"

yeah this seems unlikely, especially since Siver should be an easy win for McGregor. I figure McGregor knocks out Siver in round 1 and fights Aldo in June or July.

tem said...

* yeah this does seem unlikely....

Keef said...

Just got an email for my 20 year reunion next summer. Fucking old

tem said...

yep

El Padrino said...

God damn that's alot

Blue said...

that just means you have to get them all right for 2 straight weeks and you're back to even again

Keef said...

knows math?

Blue said...

one straight week?

Blue said...

there's 8 games a week?

Keef said...

Can a brother get at least 14 points from Dez Bryant tonight

The Meiz said...

I'm pissed at Jordy and Aaron right now. They screwed me over. I had my murderer's row locked, loaded, and ready to crush my buddy's soul. Then Jordy shit the bed.

Keef said...

So you lost?

The Meiz said...

I'm going to. I need a bazillion out of Alfie tonight.

Keef said...

That's a lot

The Meiz said...

I know, but I think he can do it.

The Meiz said...

Remember when hamster weasel scored like 70 2 years ago?

Blue said...

Muscle hamster?

Blue said...

Your face is an hamster weasel

Blue said...

He will be lucky to get to 70 points for the season

Keef said...

all 298 Eminem songs ranked

The Meiz said...

"Muscle hamster?"

Yes, hamster weasel is what I call him. I made it up when me & my boys were hammered a couple years ago.

tem said...

Goodjf corns

Keef said...

Fuck Dez Bryant

The Meiz said...

Still super pissed about my sister's incredibly stupid "planning" of the niece's 1st birthday party.

The Meiz said...

"all 298 Eminem songs ranked"

Terrible link. Every video is on autoplay.

Keef said...

I lost by .6 because apparently Dez got Ebola at halftime

Keef said...

Terrible link. Every video is on autoplay.


Change your phone settings to turn it off

tem said...

"Still super pissed about my sister's incredibly stupid "planning" of the niece's 1st birthday party."

have fun at the party though.

Jugdish said...

mize driving to the party

Blue said...

odoyle rules

The Meiz said...

"Change your phone settings to turn it off"

Phone?

Blue said...

it's that thing you use to make calls and texts

Jugdish said...

it's that thing you use to make calls and texts


you mean my twitter masheen

/mize

Keef said...

Got an invite to hsil's fiancé's bachelor party. Gonna be in Austin in February or March. Fuckin suite.

Jugdish said...

Gonna be in Austin in February or March.


why would they plan a party so far away??

/mize

Keef said...

Hahahahahahaha

Keef said...

Can't wait to go see chicks I can see anywhere

Keef said...

Aja not sure if I'm gonna go. That will be a really spendy trip knowing him and his brothers

Blue said...

at least he didn't plan it for 4pm on a sunday

Keef said...

The nerve of some people

The Meiz said...

Aw yeah. New work computer.

The Meiz said...

"at least he didn't plan it for 4pm on a sunday"

No shit. What kind of numbskull does shit like that?

Keef said...

New work computer.


Computer?

Blue said...

it's like a cell phone, but can't be used to make calls

Keef said...

Oic

tem said...

"Got an invite to hsil's fiancé's bachelor party. Gonna be in Austin in February or March. Fuckin suite."

token old guy invite.

The Meiz said...

"it's like a cell phone, but can't be used to make calls"

Not true.

The Meiz said...

"token old guy invite."

Stings the nostrils

Jugdish said...

token old guy invite.



they need a dd

The Meiz said...

Don't break the van

Keef said...

token old guy invite.


He has brothers older than me

Keef said...

Don't break the van



I'm not you

Keef said...

Bold

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