Friday, October 17, 2014

Lamb Frites

Hitting a game winning home run to win the pennant must be the best, I can't think of a greater individual achievement in sports (obvi, if that were WS even better). But I tried to come up with something similar. Game winning three as time expired in basketball? Nah. Because you don't get to run a lap after. Floating around the base paths is the added touch I think. Game winning FG? Relax bro you're a kicker. You're SUPPOSED to make that.

In order to properly quarintine people who have had contact with Ebola you need to forcefully do it. Use Martial Law or something. People are retarded. Never give them the benefit of the doubt. Never.

Halloween is stupid.

38-48

BAL -7.5 over Falcons
Atlanta sucks. They suck worse on the road. NEXT.
Unlrelted I drove around Baltimore coming back from DC two weekends ago because of some I-95 nightmare detour calamity and the Ravens stadium is really purple. Looks like Barney got shot.

SKINS -5.5 over Titans
I got nothing. Other than DC is a cool town.

Seattle -7 over RAMS
How long is the Jeff Fisher leash you think? I say keep him, have to have some continuity these days in the NFL. Not his fault Bradford's knees are made from Polly-O string cheese.

JAX +5.5 over Browns
Gross.

INDY -3 over Bengals
Home team decisions. Is Pep that guys real name or like a nickname that just stuck? You think Andrew Luck crushes ass or nah? He's so weird.

Vikes +6 over BILLS
How dare the Bills be favored by a TD. They should throw the ball to Sammy Watkins every down.

BEARS -3 over Miami
Get your shit together Chicago.

DETROIT -2.5 over Saints
I don't know either of these teams. Lions seem like they are figuring it out though.

Carolina +6.5 over GREEN BAY
Munn Muff.

SD-4 over Cheifs
BRANDEN OLIVER! Guy runs like the a mini Nigerian nightmare.

AZ -3.5 over RAIDERS
Arians seems alright. Steelers have been terrible on offense since he left by the way. Or since they forced him to leave I mean.

NYG+7 over COWBOYS
All of a sudden Jerry Jones is a great GM. Would have been fired 5 times already if he had a boss. Took him 10 years to build an offensive line big deal. So happy people in Dallas have Ebola.

DENVER -7 over SF
I think I really hate Kaepernick. Not sure but I get angry when he does well. I think it's the swaggy dickish way he carries himself. Manning on record breaking nights is like unreal, national TV too?

Houston +3 over STEELERS
Pittsburgh is 12-0 on MNF. Ends this Monday. Turn down for Watt.


158 comments:

El Padrino said...

Forgot to mention this but isn't it strange that cities with a high murder rate have good baseball teams? St Louis and Detroit for example.

ToddPacker said...

fuckin southwest lost my luggage. I'm rolling around quad city/ moline in 50 degree temps with shorts and a long sleeve t-shirt

Keef said...

And sandals with socks

ToddPacker said...

hopefully my luggage is in St. Paul when I get to the hotel tomorrow

ToddPacker said...

sneakers

The Meiz said...

Why the fuck are you checking luggage?

The Meiz said...

You don't have a backpack or a duffel bag?

ToddPacker said...

"Why the fuck are you checking luggage?"

we planned on carry on bags then we found out we had one free check in and our friends that were flying with us were checking a bag, so we did too

ToddPacker said...

dumb floridians pack a lot of shit when the temp drops below 60

ToddPacker said...

our bag was delivered to our hotel early this morning and southwest gave us $100 ($50 per person) for sending our bag to the wrong place

Keef said...

Congrats tem

Keef said...

As much as I can't stand Winston, I can't root for ND

The Meiz said...

Kev, my side chick is shutting you boys out. Didn't see that coming.

Blue said...

Fake punt inside your 30, up by 2 with 1 minute left.


Ballz

Keef said...

Fuck off

The Meiz said...

Just sayin'

Keef said...

I know you've been a colts fan for years

The Meiz said...

Colts are my 2014 side ho. I have Luck, Hilton, and Wayne.

The Meiz said...

Regardless, you guys still got shut out.

The Meiz said...

In football.

Keef said...

Andy dalton. I've already stated my feelings about him

Keef said...

And Marvin Lewis

tem said...

Meiz nailed it. Morgantown wentry rioty

The Meiz said...

Meiz nailed it. Morgantown wentry rioty


NAILED IT

tem said...

Aside from WaVa win it was kind of a shitty weekend.

The Meiz said...

We have captcha now?

El Padrino said...

Why

Keef said...

Aside from WaVa win it was kind of a shitty weekend.


The Rams Wava punt return was suite

El Padrino said...

Shifty rams

Keef said...

LP almost had a .500 week

tem said...

SEA losing was sweet. I like when they lose because they run their mouths too much.

tem said...

and by they I mean Richard Sherman.

The Meiz said...

That Brees pick was awesome yesterday

Keef said...

my Colts are looking great

/Mize

The Meiz said...

Your words, not mine

El Padrino said...

Keef you and I both know I'll finish over .500 so cut it out. Sitting 8 games under going into the Monday nighter. I'll be there.

Keef said...

side chick = Colts

my side chick = my Colts

Keef said...

Colts are my 2014 side ho.



Your words not mine

Keef said...

Exactly

El Padrino said...

Has anyone even asked Romeo Crennel his thoughts about JJ Watt compared to Lawrence Taylor?

El Padrino said...

I love our national anthem

The Meiz said...

Goddammit, I'm gonna lose this week

Keef said...

37/40

tem said...

36

Blue said...

40/40


nerd

The Meiz said...

Cold as balls in here.

Blue said...

bullocks

Blue said...

sometimes i think it would be fun to pretend to be british

they have fun words

The Meiz said...

I like using their words

Aitch said...

Can I bum a fag?

/Meiz

Blue said...

"Blake Bortles' Total QBR was 9, the lowest for a quarterback in a win since Cincy's Andy Dalton posted a 4 in Week 11 of 2013 against the Browns"


hahah dalton

El Padrino said...

This new Meek Mill is serious

El Padrino said...

Don't know about you guys but I miss Tim McCarver

El Padrino said...

Who's the moron behind home plate rocking Marlin orange?

ToddPacker said...

marlin man

tem said...

"Don't know about you guys but I miss Tim McCarver"

I don't think I'm not about to not miss him much but I might not be missing him much because that's the way you play the game

Keef said...

We'll always have this

Blue said...

deion was a coool guy

tem said...

and a real man

Blue said...

yes, he's definitely a real man

Aitch said...

What's with the captcha?

The Meiz said...

Stupid captcha

The Meiz said...

"Don't know about you guys but I miss Tim McCarver"

Fuck you

Keef said...

What's with your face?

Blue said...

i don't know a captcha

Jugdish said...

What's with your face?


I question your knowledge about faces

/aitch

The Meiz said...

You guys. PPR trade I've been offered.

I give - TY Hilton

I get - Welker and Odell Beckham Jr

Jugdish said...

6-pound gold 'Butte Nugget' up for sale in California



they forgot the *


/Lp

Keef said...

Who are your other WR, mize

Keef said...

I might offer Dez for gio

The Meiz said...

Reggie Wayne, DeAndre Hopkins, Jordy

Keef said...

Ppr?

Blue said...

"PPR trade I've been offered."

Blue said...

i got offered vereen and percy for alshon jeffery

not sure

Keef said...

"PPR trade I've been offered."


Just seeing if you're paying attention

Jugdish said...

keef's attention to detail is amazing!

/tem

El Padrino said...

I vote no meiz. Welker not the ppr monster he used to be. Hilton has been a top 7 guy this year. Him and Jordy give you a nice combo.

Keef said...

i got offered vereen and percy for alshon jeffery



I wouldn't want anything to do with Harvin.

The Meiz said...

"I vote no meiz. Welker not the ppr monster he used to be. Hilton has been a top 7 guy this year. Him and Jordy give you a nice combo."


This is where I'm leaning, yet I'm going to get smashed in weeks 9 & 10. Byes are gonna kill me.

The Meiz said...

I wouldn't want anything to do with any Jets.

Keef said...

This is where I'm leaning, yet I'm going to get smashed in weeks 9 & 10. Byes are gonna kill me.


Better to have 1 to 2 bad weeks instead of giving up a monster that can help you every other week

Keef said...

Would you rather have TY in the playoffs or those other 2 clowns?

tem said...

Hilton is on fire. Monster 2nd half upcoming.

tem said...

welker is one hit away from calling it a career.

tem said...

also welker + nelson = too many white receivers.

tem said...

"i got offered vereen and percy for alshon Jeffery"

fucking Jeffrey is killing me this year.

if he'd even half show up I'd dominate.

tem said...

next year I am dumping my fantasy teams and putting that money into fanduel.com

tem said...

or whatever that website is with 1 week fantasy leagues that pay cash to the winners

Keef said...

Hilton is on fire. Monster 2nd half upcoming.



You can probably just go fuck yourself with a ice pick right now

Blue said...

i think there's more than just fan duel

something else too

tem said...

yeah there are 2. they both run commercials a lot on sundays.

Jugdish said...

draftkings is the other.

does anyone use either of those?

Keef said...

I'm sure lots of people do

Blue said...

yes, draftkings is the new one

Jugdish said...

well, anyone here

Blue said...

i can't win with a bunch of idiots and only paying $25

i'm sure i can't win with a bunch of national people and real $$ on the line

tem said...

"i can't win with a bunch of idiots and only paying $25

i'm sure i can't win with a bunch of national people and real $$ on the line"


so you should do the national one since the payout is more. you aren't winning either way, but on the off chance you miraculously do win you minus well aim big.

Blue said...

well there's that

The Meiz said...

One of my buddies does the fanduel 50/50 leagues. You get paid each week if you finish in the top half.

Blue said...

does he get his money back?

The Meiz said...

It goes to Pay pal, iirc

Blue said...

fucking pay pal

tem said...

you can move from paypal to your checking account though, correct?

The Meiz said...

If that's how pay pal works

Keef said...

Aren't there fees through PayPal?

El Padrino said...

Duh

Blue said...

yes, probably

Blue said...

maybe you can use bitcoins

Keef said...

Keef you and I both know I'll finish over .500 so cut it out. Sitting 8 games under going into the Monday nighter. I'll be there.



$25 amazon bet?

El Padrino said...

I don't give a fuck. I spend $25 while I'm sleeping.

Jugdish said...

insurance

Aitch said...

Wait, what just happened?

/LP

The Meiz said...

$25 is an Extra Value Meal for LP

Keef said...

I thought 8 games under .500 was generous. Went back and checked and it's 14 games under .500

Keef said...

Of course he's probably saying he's gotten every Thursday game right. Because people that are 14 games under .500 on public picks are 100% on unannounced picks

Keef said...

I don't give a fuck. I spend $25 while I'm sleeping.




You're such a baller

Blue said...

so make it a hundo

Keef said...

I'm the opposite of a baller

tem said...

a cheerleader?

tem said...

keith too short

Jugdish said...

I don't give a fuck. I charge $25 while I'm sleeping.



fixed

Keef said...

I'm hoping for a 63-59 score tonight

El Padrino said...

14? Sounds high.

I included some thursday wins but only the ones I announced on the Thursday threads.

Not. A. Baller.
Just saying money flies out as fast as it comes in. Everything cray expensive.

Keef said...

14? Sounds high.


I know, right? You would think someone of your expertise would be doing better than that.

Keef said...

Just saying money flies out as fast as it comes in



Word

Keef said...

I thought Weird Al was older than 54. Didn't realize he was so young when I first remember listening to him as a kid

Jugdish said...

Lp as a tour guide

El Padrino said...

I picked up shoelace should I play him over Brandin Cooks?

Leaning no.

Keef said...

Wow

El Padrino said...

Racism is hilarious

tem said...

yes you should play shoelace

tem said...

"Joe Lauzon out of bout with Diego Sanchez at UFC 180"


that card is quickly turning to shit.

tem said...

at least the card this Saturday is good....eteo.


the biggest thing they are advertising about this Saturday's card is that Conor McGregor is going to go and watch it....seriously? that is the advertising hook? some dude is gonna watch, so I should spend $60 to watch him watch fights?

fuck that.

Keef said...

"Joe Lauzon out of bout with Diego Sanchez at UFC 180"


Mcgregor gonna fight Sanchez

Keef said...

Hopefully Zingano beats the penis off of Rousey

The Meiz said...

I've done virtually nothing all week. Work has been fantastic.

tem said...

"Mcgregor gonna fight Sanchez"

step up in weight for McGregor but that would make the card worthwhile.

tem said...

"Hopefully Zingano beats the penis off of Rousey"

not a chance. rousey is head and shoulders above these people. cyborg has a shot, but there isn't another girl close to rousey at the moment.

tem said...

McGregor was saying he was going to fight sanchez but Dana said no way. but that was weeks ago. now Dana might change his tune.

people love watching sanchez. him falling off of that card makes that card almost total junk.

Blue said...

wha'ts a sholace?

joe jackson?

tem said...

"Fabrício Werdum vs. Mark Hunt
Jake Ellenberger vs. Kelvin Gastelum
Ricardo Lamas vs. Dennis Bermudez
Diego Sanchez vs. TBD
Edgar Garcia vs. Héctor Urbina
Jessica Eye vs. Leslie Smith
Augusto Montaño vs. Chris Heatherly
Alejandro Pérez vs. TBD
Yair Rodríguez vs. TBD "



the only good thing about that card is getting to see TBD fight 3 times in 1 night.

Blue said...

i think i might be able to start for the 76ers right now

Keef said...

The thought of Mark Hunt being the champ is gross

Keef said...

His brother Mike being the champ would be cool though

tem said...

if mark hunt is champ then jon jones should move up in class fight him and be a 2 class champ.

Keef said...

This is all planned. Hunt wins, JDS gets first shot, whips up on Hunt. Cain gets "healthy" and they get Cain/JDS 4

Blue said...

wma is stupid

Blue said...

it's all fized like rasslin

tem said...

"Cain/JDS 4"

no desire to see cain whip up on JDS again.

tem said...

what is wma?

tem said...

I have no idea how I would feel if one day the UFC came out and said it was all fake and all rigged.

Keef said...

I would be 37% SAS

Keef said...

I have an interview tomorrow morning

El Padrino said...

Wear a tux

El Padrino said...

SD plus 9

The Meiz said...

Oops.

The Meiz said...

I figured Denver would blow the Chargers out. Peyton's a maniac.

Keef said...

SD plus 9


You're better off not saying anything and cheating

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