Friday, October 03, 2014

I'm the worst

23-36

No clue what it going on. Better off having a groundhog emerge from the ground to make the picks.

I will soilder on.

CAROLINA +2.5 over Bears
When I was in North Carolina earlier this year I drove by Bank of America stadium, by the whay they should just rename Charlotte, Bank of America because thier logo is everywhere. I think they make up 90% of the downtown business. Anyway I saw a giant wrap around Cam Newton image of him screaming and doing the superman chest thing. Thought that was cool.

TITANS -1 over Browns
Thought the Titans would be competitive the past two weeks. Vs. Cincy and the Colts they got manhandled. Those teams are light years ahead of the Browns.

Rams +7.5 over PHILLY
Wonder what teams are ATS off a bye week...with a chance to prepare for two weeks vs. one team? I like the points.

GIANTS -4 over Falcons
Are the Giants finally settling in to that offense? If so.....rut ro. If not.....sad face.

Tampa +10 over SAINTS
WFT. 10 points.

Houston +6.5 over DALLAS
I'm afraid the Cowboys are not world beaters just yet. Jesus media. YOU WANNA ANNOINT THEY ASS?! ANNOINT THEM. THEY ARE WHO WE THOUGHT THEY WERE.

DETROIT -7 over Buffalo
OG Neckbeard is hilarity.

INDY -3 over Ravens
Baltimore use to be the Colts. True story.

Steelers -6 over JAX
Should have signed Tebow.

Arizona +7.5 over BRONCOS
Interesting game for the Cardinals. Measuring stick.

KC +6.5 over NINERS
JETS +7 over Chargers
Nothing to see here. Move along.

Cincy -1 over NE
We will be swimming in tears of joy once the engals manhandle the Pats on prime time tv. Back to back beatings on TV. Gonna be suite.

Seattle -7.5 over SKINS
I'm going to D.C. this weekend. Little R&R. Not to see this game. Maybe I'll see if CMP wants to go to a Nats game.

234 comments:

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tem said...

what does OG mean?

tem said...

"Tampa +10 over SAINTS"

good pick. Glennon will keep it close

"Those teams are light years ahead of the Browns."

Browns are good. They will roll Titans!

The Meiz said...

Dong

The Meiz said...

Olive Garden Neckbeard. It's a Caput Mundi thing.

The Meiz said...

My coworker has been here for over an hour and hasn't even looked at her email yet.

tem said...

better luck next year Oregon

tem said...

"Olive Garden Neckbeard. It's a Caput Mundi thing"

well ok then

Aitch said...

"soilder"

I love EP

tem said...

Cincy is only -1?

tem said...

Os spent all their powder in 1 inning.

Keef said...

Cincy is only -1?


Andy Dalton

The Meiz said...

tweet of the day



@OldHossRadbourn
I cannot tell if the Royals are fun to watch because or despite the fact that they are managed by a dolt.

El Padrino said...

OG means original gangster morons

Keef said...

That would be OGM

The Meiz said...

And yet you're using it as a proxy for "original".

The Meiz said...

"That would be OGM"

I loled

Keef said...

"soilder"

I love EP



It was on porpoise*

/LP

Keef said...

Even though we all know it wasn't on purpose because his yahoo ID was/is imasoilder

The Meiz said...

"Even though we all know it wasn't on purpose because his yahoo ID was/is imasoilder"

I never caught that.

Aitch said...

Keith really should have been a cop

Aitch said...

Ns. Your attention to detail/memory is ridiculous.

The Meiz said...

I'm doing nothing today.

tem said...

"Cincy is only -1?

Andy Dalton"

it's not the playoffs

Keef said...

it's not the playoffs


It's a prime time game. I don't feel great about this game. I wouldn't bet on them to win

Keef said...


Ns. Your attention to detail/memory is ridiculous.


I only remember inconsequential shit

The Meiz said...

I can't stop thinking about the delicious pizza in my fridge.

tem said...

still not the playoffs, they'll roll to an easy win.

tem said...

instead of suspending el tardo WWL should have made him actually write columns.

Aitch said...

"It's a prime time game. I don't feel great about this game. I wouldn't bet on them to win"

You xnijing son of a bitch

Aitch said...

"I can't stop thinking about the delicious pizza in my fridge"

So it was worth the $22?

Keef said...

You xnijing son of a bitch


Seems like it huh.

The Meiz said...

"So it was worth the $22?"

Yeah, I'll get 5 or 6 meals out of it.

The Meiz said...

Plus it's my favorite pizza eVaR

tem said...

you can do better than $4 ish per meal.

tem said...

"Industry Scuttlebutt: Bill Simmons Wants Out Of ESPN, And The Offers Are Already Coming In"


we could hire him.

Keef said...

"Industry Scuttlebutt: Bill Simmons Wants Out Of ESPN, And The Offers Are Already Coming In"


That's the first thing that crossed my mind when I heard that be "dared" them to do something

The Meiz said...

Tried to do some work, got undermined, so fuck it. I'll just fuck around on the internet for the remainder of the day.

The Meiz said...

"you can do better than $4 ish per meal."

I know. I treated myself.

The Meiz said...

Simmons is like the head guy for 30 for 30, too.

tem said...

El Tardo got a big head. He'll be working for some no-name place soon and nobody will remember him.

Then like 10 years later he will come back to ESPN. See: That Olbermann guy for reference

tem said...

But if he bolts he will probably make more money and that is probably the end goal anyway.


Like Erin Andrews is probably making more money at FOX but I don't think she is as well known now or as visible now as she was when she was at ESPN.

She needs to release another peeping video or start dating another QB.

tem said...

maybe they shouldn't pitch joba

tem said...

108.00 ERA is not good.

Keef said...

Off to flagstaff

tem said...

I don't think the badgers should be 1

The Meiz said...

I do

The Meiz said...

Fucking Lions

Keef said...

10/11

Keef said...

Told you fools

The Meiz said...

"10/11"

Did that one yesterday. 9/11

The Meiz said...

NEVER FORGET

The Meiz said...

I'm enjoying this lack of Shane Vereen tonight

The Meiz said...

GSR is really getting the business in Foxboro tonight

Keef said...

My $ team scored the league's highest weekly total for the season this week. That means next week they'll score 75

The Meiz said...

I did that last week into this week.

The Meiz said...

I have a legit shot to win this week though.

The Meiz said...

Trailing by 6.7

He has Vereen, I have the Seahawks D tomorrow.

Keef said...

I'm rooting for the royals but I'm ok with the O's too. As long as Detroit and the Angels are out, I'm ok

The Meiz said...

I'm definitely pulling for the Royals

The Meiz said...

And the Seahawks D

El Padrino said...

Bengals need all 1PM games, preferably at home.

El Padrino said...

Loving the Royals run. I've said this before on here but I have always liked them after the Mets. Grew up a huge Brett fan. Met him twice. Intense motherfucker.

The Meiz said...

The Royals are hilarious.

The Meiz said...

And that is what makes them awesome.

The Meiz said...

SB Nation NFL blogs are terrible places.

The Meiz said...

This pie is delicious.

tem said...

most blogs are terrible places

The Meiz said...

The baseball sites are fantastic. Except for Bleed Cubbie Blue.

ToddPacker said...

the college site are good too

ToddPacker said...

*sites

tem said...

ydnswidt

Blue said...

El tardo will be shanoff in two years

Blue said...

In Seattle today, they live them some Seahawks here

Blue said...

*love

Blue said...

Dan Patrick has done well without the WWL

But el tardo is no Dan Patrick

tem said...

El Tardo had a good run, but if he leaves WWL it will be all downhill for him.

tem said...

I don't think Dan Patrick was ever as popular as El Tardo.

Or probably as well paid.


El Tardo has a sweet thing going right now.

Blue said...

Didn't realize the Seahawks play tonight. Thought everyone just wore their jerseys everyday

tem said...

they do. the game being tonight is coincidence

ToddPacker said...

"I don't think Dan Patrick was ever as popular as El Tardo"

I disagree. I think Dan Patrick was more important. He was the number 1 guy on sportscenter and he had their number 1 radio show when he left

tem said...

el tardo does that basketball studio show, the draft, some other dumb show he is on, hits PTI as a guest sometimes, has his whole web empire.

I think that is bigger than sportscenter anchor and radio show.

tem said...

and nobody liked Patrick

tem said...

lions cut their K.

gonna sign Praeter?

Keef said...

I think that is bigger than sportscenter anchor and radio show.


Maybe now, but in the 90s SC was yahuge

tem said...

10/11 on that sporcle

tem said...

"Maybe now, but in the 90s SC was yahuge"

and now the intrawebs is yahuge.

Keef said...

Gators looking good, Todd.


S

tem said...

Patrick never drifted outside of his thing. El Tardo does all the time.

Part of that is there is more to drift to but I think part of it is that he is more popular than Patrick was.

Nobody wanted to hear Patrick do color commentary on a basketball game, but people wanted El Tardo on one.

The Meiz said...

"gonna sign Praeter?"

They're working out Prater and Feely tomorrow, iirc.

El Padrino said...

Prater is Bironas reincarnated

El Padrino said...

How come blue is never home

Keef said...

How come blue is never home


Being on the road is where you get sexy time

tem said...

he does seem to be travelling a lot.

his company must be going public or otherwise looking for investors.

ToddPacker said...

"Gators looking good, Todd."

ugly win against Tennessee. ugly news today about Harris. Corky still has job. it's all bad

Keef said...

Rich Rod will be their coach next season

Jugdish said...

Michigan RB Green (clavicle) out for season

Wussbag

\mize

The Meiz said...

Mine still hurts. STILL.

El Padrino said...

God damn Cardinals.

tem said...

3-0 fantasy week.

1st time.

probably last time.

The Meiz said...

First time ever, or first time this season?

The Meiz said...

I really hate that we can't collectively break my one coworker's terrible work habits. She literally does other people's jobs for them. Stop wasting your/our time, and do what you're supposed to be doing.

The Meiz said...

I need my hairs cut.

tem said...

first time this season.

El Padrino said...

How is john lackey still good. His face sucks.

The Meiz said...

Looks like el pad read twitter from last night

The Meiz said...

Fucking Seahawks shortchanged me last night.

The Meiz said...

I'm totally going to Great Clips for a haircut. I'm desperate.

Keef said...

Are you calling LP unoriginal

tem said...

"Jazz ink 5-year-old with leukemia to contract "

when is enough enough on this kind of stuff?

Keef said...

Too soon

Jugdish said...

funny

The Meiz said...

Reading reddit AMAs today. Jay Chandrasekhar had this to say about Michael Clarke Duncan.

"MCD was a badass. He used to play a game of intimidation, where he'd lean into you and say, "If I were to attack you, could you defend yourself?" When the answer was, "No," he'd look dead serious, "That's what I thought." Later, he would laugh."


Hilarity

tem said...

he can't attack me anymore.

tem said...

at least I hope not.

tem said...

good lord my facebook feed has blown up with some mumbo jumbo gay marriage supreme court stuff.

I don't know what happened but gay people are all about it.

Keef said...

Not one mention of it in my feed. Do you only have gay friends?

The Meiz said...

Tem lives in the short north

Keef said...

Hahaha poor bastard

Keef said...

Your memory is amazing!


/Tem

El Padrino said...

Get married gays. Knock yourselves out. It ain't what you think it is.

tem said...

It's the San Francisco of the Midwest here

tem said...

It looks like I have at least 13 gay Facebook friends.

El Padrino said...

Fucking Giants and Cards. What is it with these two teams.

El Padrino said...

Pitching I guess. Gives me hope for the 2015 Metsies!

Jugdish said...

It looks like I have at least 13 gay Facebook friends.


seems high

/jug

The Meiz said...

"Fucking Giants and Cards. What is it with these two teams."

Someone in the Cardinals organization plays a mean fiddle.

Blue said...

this is why i don't have facebook

The Meiz said...

No it isn't.

Keef said...

Definitely rooting for the AL now

Blue said...

yeah, screw the NL

The Meiz said...

I am the Pop Tart king. I boat 5 of the big boxed this weekend. Couldn't pass up the 5 for $10 deal.

El Padrino said...

Did you see the pop tart minis? Like little individual bags of tiny pop tart bites.

El Padrino said...

Toaster Strudels are the better though

Keef said...

Agreement on the toaster strudel

Blue said...

but you can eat pop tarts without toasting

The Meiz said...

"Toaster Strudels are the better though"


Agreed, but Pop Tarts are way easier for at work purposes. Strudels are for at home.

Keef said...

I only eat pop tarts when I go camping

tem said...

pop tarts > toaster strudels

tem said...

pop tarts come as close to candy as possible while not being candy.

Keef said...

Fucking hate car shopping

Blue said...

thought you just got new cars

The Meiz said...

You're already getting another car?

Keef said...

2012

Keef said...

Cmk is in a lease that is up in February. Looking to see if we can turn it in early w/ no fees to get a 2014 Pilot because the '15 Pilot safety reviews aren't good

The Meiz said...

I do not look at the safety reviews on cars.

Blue said...

maybe it's got a bad safety rating because it's not safe to travel forward in the future to 2015

Keef said...

I do not look at the safety reviews on cars.


Same here. This is all cmk

The Meiz said...

Of course. Woman are pshyco about protecting their spawn.

Keef said...

Looks like Honda doesn't have a program to turn in CRVs early so we'll just wait. Maybe the '16s will be out by then

tem said...

16s will be out by September of 15 if not sooner.

tem said...

but I don't think February sooner

Keef said...

I was wrong, our lease is up March 30. Honda dude said 16s would be out in the spring. He said because our mileage is so low we could extend the lease for up to 6 months with not addl fees

Keef said...

No

tem said...

yes

tem said...

why don't you turn it in and then get a better car like a Toyota Highlander or something?

Keef said...

11/16

Keef said...

why don't you turn it in and then get a better car like a Toyota Highlander or something?

No point in turning it in early if they are just going to roll whatever we still owe into tre new lease. They have an early turn in program for accords or civics but not crv.
Cmk wants a 3rd row of seats.

Blue said...

3rd row is important

The Meiz said...

Just get a Tesla

/Blue

tem said...

turn it in on time and get a 2015 with a good safety record that has 3rd row seats.

I doubt the Honda whatever is the only car out there with a 3rd row of seats.

tem said...

12/16

Keef said...


turn it in on time and get a 2015 with a good safety record that has 3rd row seats.

I doubt the Honda whatever is the only car out there with a 3rd row of seats.


Yeah there are others that cost a shit ton more. I like the pathfinder and 4Runner but neither have 3 rows. And there are certain brands we don't want

tem said...

Well if you rule out all the other cars then yeah you'll have limited options.

tem said...

Your being meizish with this.

Keef said...

How so? We know what we want. You're the one saying we should get something else.

tem said...

That last comment is a prime example. Jr meiz on deck.

Keef said...

Your face is a prime example

Jugdish said...

We got a Pilot, cmjug wanted the third row as well. I did think the pilot had the biggest third row of the cars we looked at in that class, and there was still some storage room in the back with the third row up.

The Meiz said...

"How so? We know what we want. You're the one saying we should get something else."

That's how tem does his pigeonholing

El Padrino said...

What goes on in the 3rd row? Car pooling other germ inefested lids around or something?

Jugdish said...

Car pooling other germ inefested lids around or something?


basically...my wife wanted to be able to haul around a bunch of kids.

tem said...

jug is going to have to go back to back to back to back with kids.

Blue said...

he'll be the tom imanski of parenting

Jugdish said...

No back to back to back...there are enough cousins that we can haul around.

tem said...

"he'll be the tom imanski of parenting"

he's going to give his kids steroids?

Keef said...

2 spots
Andre Johnson, T.Y. Hilton, Vincent Jackson
Right now I have TY and Bo Jackson

Keef said...

My other two WR are Dez and Demaryus

tem said...

I play Dez and Demaryus

tem said...

and ty and jackson

Keef said...

Fuck

The Meiz said...

How the hell did 1 team end up with those 4 WRs?

tem said...

drafted them probably

Keef said...

How the hell did 1 team end up with those 4 WRs?


Drafted WR first 3 rounds. Picked up Vincent when someone else dropped him after week 2 or 3. Of course, my RB are Ellington, Rainey, McKinnon, Blue.
I also picked up Josh Gordon after week 1

The Meiz said...

I'm trying to slog through the season with Ridley as my RB2. Tough sledding.

Keef said...

I drafted Foles as my qb and Rivers as my backup. Foles is no longer my starter as of last week.

tem said...

"Ellington, Rainey, McKinnon, Blue."


Is it Blue from the blog? I hope so.

tem said...

thank goodness for you that ellington worked out. if he had been hurt and out your RBs would be 100% trash. at least ellington has been not trash.

tem said...

IND / HOU should be a good game.

If it is I hope that shuts people up who constantly bitch about Thursday games being blow outs.

bitch about it being unsafe for players because of the short recovery time, but bitching and saying they are always blowouts is retarded. they must think the NFL knows ahead of time which games each week are going to be blowouts.

Keef said...

thank goodness for you that ellington worked out. if he had been hurt and out your RBs would be 100% trash. at least ellington has been not trash


This. When they said before week 1 that he had a foot injury and might miss 4-6 weeks, I semi-panicked

The Meiz said...

I like blowouts. They're fun.

Keef said...

I know I'm going to regret benching Andre tonight

The Meiz said...

Of course.

The Meiz said...

Supervisor is facebooking right now. Not on her phone, on her company laptop.

El Padrino said...

I thought vjax was banged up.

kod said...

Just checking in here to say H's facebook comment was fucking stupid IMO. You're a smart dude, but your comment was fucking dumb

Not gonna call you out on fb, but here...

McD coffee temp was criminal. They served it at that temp because serving it that way would save them like .000001 per cup, which considering their volume made them mucho dinero aka $$$$$$$. They knew people would be injured, made detailed calculations of that happening, who would decide to sue vs. what they would have to pay out.

dumbshits love to cite that as an example of a frivolous lawsuit, fun fact, corporations don't give a shit about you or anyone else. It's strictly a cost-benefit analysis. How many people will we kill or maim? (not important) How many people will we kill or maim that might sue us (somewhat important). What will the cost of this lawsuit be versus our savings by risking injury or life (BINGO).

The takeaway from this is....do you want to be on H/corporation side? Or do you care about people?



Keef said...

Yay for T.Y.

Keef said...

And yay for kod

tem said...

Are the people white? /lp

Keef said...

Those people are the worst

/mize

Keef said...

Bold

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