Friday, October 31, 2014

Boo! (Get it?)

World Series analysis
Doesn't matter how much he weighs The Panda can RAKE.
He was like a spanish Tony Gywnn this post-season.
Bumgarner throws alot of high fastballs that generate alot of outs. Is that a riser?
Giants winning without thier best hitting player doing anything of value. (Posey)
Joe Buck's double play call in Game 7 - Could be, Should be, Is. Double Play!
Harold Reynolds fawning over EVERYTHING
Fuck Marlin Man.

Other anaylsis
Hope my kids get a ton of SPK's.
Lil man is Captain America, girl is Spidergirl. (Feeling Marvelous) (Get it?)
Interstellar will not live up to the hype because the hype is a fucking skyscraper.
How does that Disney/Marvel deal look now haters?
Knicks are good. S.

Picks
Record : Keef knows

BROWNS - 7 over Bucs
Logic: Don't take the Bucs for the rest of the year under any circumstance.

Az +4 over COWBOYS
Dallas in trouble. Exposed by Jim Haslett. He layeth the blueprint. Bowles will follow it and then some. Immobile Romo.

HOUSTON +2 over Philly
Philly's o line is banged up.

KC -10 over Jets
How do I take the Jets they are brutal.

Jax +11 over BENGALS
That's a lot of points to give when your QB has red hair.

SD +2.5 over Miami
A week to stew over the beating Manning put to them last Thursday the Chargers will roll Miami.

Skins even over VIKES
RG!!! is ba....... Oh man looks like his right leg exploded. He's out.

ST Loo +10 over SF
Seems high.

Den -3 over BRADY
It's the Manning vs. Brady! CBS execs are having a bukakke party right now at headquarters.

Oakland +16 over SEATTLE
Too much inconsistency to lay wood like that.

Bal -2 over STILLIRS
Bethca big ben doesn't throw 6 tds and over 500 yards again? How much you wanna bet.

Indy -3 over GIANTS


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El Padrino said...

Wrote the Knicks comment before they shit on Lebrons homecoming celebration.

They still stink but that was fun.

El Padrino said...

Rut roh Thunder

Keef said...

So if that lady's car gets stolen, the cops shouldn't chase the thieves, right?



Yeah. But in this case, cops weren't even in a chase with the kids. Cop pulled them over, got out, kids took off and before cop did anything, kid drove into a tree

The Meiz said...

fucking captcha

The Meiz said...

I cannot believe the Knicks beat the Cavs last night.

Bron looked uncomfortable.

El Padrino said...

Those jerseys are ugly. I always like the old cabs with the blue and orange.

Yellow is disgusting.

How is sideshow Bob worth 10mm a year?

The Meiz said...

Sopressata looks delicious

Keef said...

I dunno, I prefer the yellow cabs

El Padrino said...

Sopressata is delicious. Better than prosciutto IMO.

Colov.

The Meiz said...

I really like the Cavs new jerseys.

The Meiz said...

Probably going to buy something Kevin Love related this season.

Jugdish said...

side piece?

The Meiz said...

I have a basketball crush on Kevin Love

The Meiz said...

He's so insanely good

Keef said...

Hopefully he doesn't turn into bosh

Keef said...

Dikembandwagon Meiztombo

The Meiz said...

I like seeing great players and great teams dominate. I'm also a LeBron honk, but you should know that by now.

The Meiz said...

Same thing when the Yankees are good. If the Brewers aren't in the playoffs and a top level Yankees team is, I root for the Yankees to sweep the whole goddamn thing.

Keef said...

Bandwagon fan. Got it.

Blue said...

" If the Brewers aren't in the playoffs"

AHIIK

tem said...

last day for blue at work.

Keef said...

Your memory is amazing

/Tem

Blue said...

yes, actually working from home

tem said...

you worked from home on your last day?

you should just work from home everyday and keep the job.

Blue said...

i've worked from home the last 2 weeks

tem said...

interesting.

Keef said...

Very

Keef said...

Trick or treating tonight. Apparently our teenagers are better behaved than teenagers in temhio

The Meiz said...

I think I'm buying a toilet seat tomorrow

El Padrino said...

Landlord does that

Keef said...

Can't wait to hear the buyer's remorse on that purchase

tem said...

maybe he'll get one of those handicap ones that don't make you sit down all the way.

tem said...

"Trick or treating tonight. Apparently our teenagers are better behaved than teenagers in temhio "

you better be careful.

Friday night plus teenagers plus sugar is a recipe for disaster. that's what the government here preaches.

Keef said...

Landlord does that

Maybe Mize brought in his own toilet seat

Keef said...

maybe he'll get one of those handicap ones that don't make you sit down all the way.


That would save some time during his shit emergencies

Keef said...

Friday night plus teenagers plus sugar is a recipe for disaster. that's what the government here preaches



Mind bottling

tem said...

some suburbs do have trick or treat tonight. they live on the edge.

The Meiz said...

"Landlord does that"

Nah, for simple shit like that, I just need to give her the receipt when I short-pay my rent tomorrow.

The Meiz said...

"maybe he'll get one of those handicap ones that don't make you sit down all the way."

Or maybe one of those awful spring-loaded ones.

tem said...

get a soft cushy one.

Keef said...

The ones we have are the ones that the lid & seat can't be dropped down so the kids can't slam down the terlet seat

The Meiz said...

"get a soft cushy one."

Those are the worst

tem said...

they have heated ones but I've never tried one.

Keef said...

Get the one that looks like wood

tem said...

keith should be able to get you a deal on one.

The Meiz said...

I'm getting the one that's $5.74

Keef said...

keith should be able to get you a deal on one


I don't get discounts duh

tem said...

I said should.

You should get discounts.

The Meiz said...

Why on earth are there thirty and forty dollar toilet seats?

Blue said...

those seats are much better

The Meiz said...

The hell they are

Keef said...

Why on earth are there thirty and forty dollar toilet seats?


Some of them have night lights built into them

The Meiz said...

Jesus

Keef said...

Next year I want to make a Twisty the clown costume and scare the fuck out if everyone

Keef said...

Of

Blue said...

krusty the klown?

Blue said...

One Elsa so far...drink

Blue said...

We are up to 5 now

tem said...

https://www.fanduel.com/?invitedby=tmagers&cnl=da


that's the fanduel reference if any of you are interested in wasting money.

Blue said...

Shitty link

tem said...

cnp it.

you don't have a job, you shouldn't gamble

Keef said...

I didn't see one frozen character when we were out

Jugdish said...

Tough Mudder today...ouch.

The Meiz said...

eSysco is down. FUCK.

El Padrino said...

Damn I suck

Aitch said...

We know

tem said...

"I didn't see one frozen character when we were out"

I don't believe this.

Keef said...

Because I would lie about that?

tem said...

not I don't believe it in the way that I think you are lying. more the I don't believe it like when you watched the helmet catch or you watch buster douglas KO Tyson.

Blue said...

you're calling him a liar

tem said...

not kevin.

he remembers everything. if there were an elsa he'd have remembered it.

tem said...

today is day 1 of blue's vacation

Aitch said...

How are you feeling, Blue?

Blue said...

broncos got worked

tem said...

does cmblue work? if not that could be fun for like a week.

tem said...

Angie Harmon is back on the market.

That's nice I guess

Blue said...

i drank a lot

Blue said...

"does cmblue work? if not that could be fun for like a week."

she is back to work full-time like a couple of months ago

i'd probably be more irritated if she were home with me

The Meiz said...

I have to change my password in order to log in to our work website. Every time. That doesn't seem right.

The Meiz said...

"i'd probably be more irritated if she were home with me"

No doubt.

The Meiz said...

Blue, since you're a leech on society now, I'm going to need you to contribute by keeping tabs on the SkySox for me.

Please advice.

Keef said...

or you watch buster douglas KO Tyson.



Man I remember that like it was yesterday. That was crazy

Blue said...

skysox are in the offseason right now

it's snowing in CO springs

tem said...

" That was crazy "

yeah it was no Frozen characters on Halloween crazy

tem said...

"i'd probably be more irritated if she were home with me"

it'd be cool for a week.

The Meiz said...

"skysox are in the offseason right now

it's snowing in CO springs"

Thanks for the update. I can't wait for tomorrow's report.

The Meiz said...

I love ccaping people at work. Hey, co-worker, what do you have five driving with a suspended or revoked license?

The Meiz said...

Hey you, why are there 3 cases that involve Citi, AmEx, and M&I Bank on your record?

Keef said...

Saw that St Vincent movie this weekend. It's pretty great

tem said...

"ccaping"

blank stare

tem said...

commercials for new mike Tyson cartoon are weird.

it is like Scooby doo, but with mike Tyson and some little girl and a talking pigeon. Tyson punching random things appears to be the only joke.

Keef said...

Blank stare

The Meiz said...

"blank stare"

CCAP is our state's online database of legal cases

Keef said...

Why do you care

The Meiz said...

I don't. It's fun to see who's been busted for what.

The Meiz said...

Like I had no idea my buddy's house has gone into foreclosure 3 times until this summer when I looked him up.

The Meiz said...

or that he hasn't bothered to get a new driver's license since he got popped for a 2nd OWI in like 2006.

tem said...

is it legal to look this shit up?

The Meiz said...

Yeah, it's public record.

Blue said...

I want to see the St. Vincent

tem said...

you have time I would think

The Meiz said...

The worst part of not having a job, every time you leave the house, you come back with less money.

Keef said...

What if he goes to the casino and wins big?

Aitch said...

Saw Gone Girl this weekend. I'm not a huge Affleck fan, but it was a pretty good flick.

Blue said...

Yeah I liked gone girl

Blue said...

I think it might be sacrilege for a guy from Boston not to like Affleck. Do you hate Matt Damon too?

Keef said...

Can't wait to see that Unbroken flick

The Meiz said...

"What if he goes to the casino and wins big?"

That hadn't crossed my mind.

Blue, go to the casino, play the lotto, all that jazz.

The Meiz said...

The Lions signed Andre Fluellen today.


For the 8th time.

NS

Blue said...

"Can't wait to see that Unbroken flick"

The one about the two gay Cowboys?

Keef said...

The Lions signed Andre Fluellen today.


Who dat

The Meiz said...

A kinda decent DT that they cut and re-sign every season.

The Meiz said...

Midseason is called Flu Season.

Keef said...

I need TY to outscore Luck, Bradshaw, and Donnell by 16 pts tonight

The Meiz said...

I'm down 6 vs Andre Williams(?). I think Luck, TY, and Reggie can pull it off.

The Meiz said...

Papa Murphy's fires up $10 Tuesdays starting tomorrow. Any large up to 5 toppings is $10 on Tuesday.

Pumped.

Blue said...

$10 is not a good deal for papa murphys. Or any pizza for that matter

The Meiz said...

Blue

The Meiz said...

Soooo... The Giants are trash

Aitch said...

Didn't we know that already?

tem said...

garbage time giants points cost me a win.

tem said...

at least el pad got the giants pick right.

Keef said...

I didn't see him make a pick for Thursday's game, so he went .500 this week. That's winning for him

The Meiz said...

captcha

tem said...

he gets every Thursday game right.

Keef said...

I forgot

The Meiz said...

Oh geez. The internet arcade archive isn't blocked at work. That could be trouble.

The Meiz said...

I've scored the most points in $FNFL thus far, and I'm currently out of the playoffs. Motherfuck.

Keef said...

Sounds like you have a shitty team

/Tem

Jugdish said...

AP pleads to lesser charge...no jail time


your move nfl

Keef said...

8 games wih pay is a good suspension for a misdemeanor

Jugdish said...

that's more like a vacation

The Meiz said...

So? Cops get suspended with pay all the time. Peterson's an entertainer.

Jugdish said...

you know the nfl or the Vikings are going to have to do something so the court of public opinion doesn't kill them.

Jugdish said...

So? Cops get suspended with pay all the time.


its still like a vacation

Blue said...

Picked up AP in my $FNFL this weekend

Chamyunship

Jugdish said...

Picked up AP in my $FNFL this weekend


I took him with the 2nd pick in one of my drafts this year...oddly that is my best team so far.

Jugdish said...

I never dropped him because its a keeper league and I'll get to keep him for a 6th round pick next year if he doesn't play at all this year.

tem said...

"Sounds like you have a shitty team

/Tem "

yeah, if he gave up less points he'd be better.

Keef said...

How many points does your fantasy team give up, on average?

Aitch said...

I'm in first place in my money league at 8-1. I've scored the 6th most points, but have had the fewest points scored against me. #smokeandmirrors

Jugdish said...

ha

The Meiz said...

I'm not gonna come around here and bitch about one of my co-workers still having three weeks of vacation to use by the end of the year. Not gonna do it.

Jugdish said...

does the vacation roll over?

Keef said...

27/30

The Meiz said...

"does the vacation roll over?"

Nope.

The Meiz said...

But it's whatever. She doesn't really do much to make any difference.

Keef said...

Sounds like you think it's more than whatever

The Meiz said...

It would be a huge disservice to the department during the holidays if she actually provided any measurable value.

It's still completely inconsiderate.

Keef said...

Not whatever. Got it

tem said...

sounds like they worked hard all year and didn't take vacation.

don't hate the player

tem said...

"How many points does your fantasy team give up, on average?"

108.33 PPR league

104.66 PPR league

152.81 league with seriously fucked up scoring. I score 195.59 per game

Keef said...

So if your defense was better, your PA would be lower?

tem said...

yeah. not my DEF that counts as offense, but my fantasy defense.

if it were better my PA would be lower. simple math.

tem said...

also if other people had worse offenses I would be better

Jugdish said...

thought of keef and cmk when I saw this last night

tem said...

I don't think blue is taking his time off seriously enough. not enough blue comments.

Jugdish said...

he is too busy being mr. mom

tem said...

LeBron needs to quit with this "long process" stuff.

that team is built to win this season. maybe not this month or next, but definitely this season. by the time playoffs roll around they better be a top 2 team in the east or else this year is a failure.

LeBron keeps pitching this like it is a years long rebuilding project. wtf is he smoking?

maybe LeBron went back to Cleveland just to troll them and do horribly then sign max deal somewhere else. or maybe he did it so his buddy/personal reporter Brian Windhorst didn't get skin cancer from the Miami sun.

Jugdish said...

that team is built to win this season. maybe not this month or next, but definitely this season.


I think that is what he means. didn't the Heat start something like 8-8 his first year there?

Jugdish said...

my kid is going to be 1 next Monday...the year flew by

tem said...

"I think that is what he means"

I read it as he is saying it'll be lots longer than it took the Heat to come together.

Jugdish said...

it might be longer than that if he only scores 2 points over three quarters.

Jugdish said...

I like it when the lakers are bad. they're like my bizarre side piece.

Jugdish said...

bizarro side piece...damn autocorrect

The Meiz said...

I hope my FNFL free agent strategy works tomorrow.

Keef said...

I read it as he is saying it'll be lots longer than it took the Heat to come together.



That's why you need a reader

The Meiz said...

"I like it when the lakers are bad. they're like my bizarre side piece."

I like that Kobe has embraced the fact that everyone knows he's an asshole now.

Keef said...

I hope my FNFL free agent strategy works tomorrow


I have no idea what to do about qb this week. Foles out and Rivers in a bye. Can't decide between Cutler, Orton, Sanchez, Carr, or Davis for 1 week. Shits for shats

Keef said...

Lebron lost too much weight

Keef said...

A North Carolina man has used his “Never Ending Pasta Pass” from Olive Garden to eat 95 meals over the last six weeks.

Aitch said...

I think I would give Sanchise a chance, personally.

Keef said...

I think I would give Sanchise a chance, personally.


I thought that too. Then I vomited

The Meiz said...

"I have no idea what to do about qb this week. Foles out and Rivers in a bye. Can't decide between Cutler, Orton, Sanchez, Carr, or Davis for 1 week. Shits for shats"

Cutty.

The Meiz said...

There is absolutely no reason for Cutler to be a FA in your league. Someone should be starting him just about every week.

Keef said...

The dude that dropped him is the same dude that wouldn't trade him and Gio to me for Rivers and TY

Keef said...

Cutler is at GB this week. We know how that usually turns out

The Meiz said...

Oh, the Bears will lose, and Jay will throw a devastating pick, but that doesn't mean he won't put up fantasy buckets.

Aitch said...

Meiz, $25 Amazon gc bet? I say Sanchez has a better fantasy week than Cutler. (Y! standard scoring)

The Meiz said...

Nope.

Aitch said...

That's what I thought

Jugdish said...

"I have no idea what to do about qb this week. Foles out and Rivers in a bye. Can't decide between Cutler, Orton, Sanchez, Carr, or Davis for 1 week. Shits for shats"

mallet


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Keef said...

That's what I thought


Oh no he di'int

Jugdish said...

I thought that too. Then I vomited


sadly im trying to pick him up in two of my leagues. one will just be for this week, but the other will be a potential replacement for kap, who has been killing my team this year.

tem said...

I'm banking on Sanchez. You know what to do.

Keef said...

Tem to the rescue

tem said...

my qbs were foles and romo.

I picked up sanchez or I could have gotten McCown.

tem said...

I chose Sanchez.

The Meiz said...

"Tem to the rescue"

Glennon

tem said...

glennon got benched.

McCown is gonna start.

The Meiz said...

Damn. Why the hell did Lovie bench Glennon?

Keef said...

1-7

tem said...

"Why the hell did Lovie bench Glennon?"

because Lovie loves him some McCown and Glennon really wasn't doing much.


Bucs need to draft a new QB that doesn't suck.

Keef said...

Csil was due on Halloween but she still hadn't progressed at all. She's fucking miserable. I'd hate to be her husband right now. Or ever, really.
Oh yeah he's also back in AA

Keef said...

I hate that Glennon was benched because that basically makes VJ useless.

Blue said...

I picked up the sanchise and changed my tem name to the keep sanchezs

Blue said...

He's a one week replacement while Brady is on a bye

Blue said...

Keef sanchezs. Damn you autocorrect

Keef said...

Damn you

Keef said...

Bold

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