Friday, September 05, 2014

El PAD's weekly bets

FOOOOTBBALLLLL

Simmons nailed it. Goodell is a joke but nothing he could ever do will pull us away from this game. Anyone boycotting the season because Ray Ray went Ike on his fiancé? Didn't think so. A child could be raped on the Dallas Star at midfield and the next week the NFL will get top ratings. It's a machine. Perhaps this is Al-Qaeda sending subliminal messages. Perhaps.

Weekly Betting. Can someone keep track of the record? Or is that supposed to be me?

Should I go back to choice bets or bet em all?

Your choice. Respond in the comments (why am I acting like more than 3 people read this?)

Ok, first week I'll hit all out the box but maybe choice, or alternate or whatever Im feeling that week since I'm the only one that fucking posts anyway.

assholes.

PICK ME!

Saints -3 @ ATLANTA
I saw Hard Knocks. Falcons are still soft. And they still have no one to cover Graham.

RAMS -3 over Vikes
Rams D can beat a team like Minnesota at home. They'll score enough. Heard Mike Sam likes cock.

Browns +7 over STEELERS
I don't like the Steelers this year, I've said this. I think they struggle similar to last year out the gate. I say they win this contest but not by a TD. Joe Haden is sneaky a top 3 corner. Yeah I said 3. 3.

Jags +10.5 over PHILLY
That Gus Bradley enthusiasm has reached Brooklyn. Jags scare the Birds.

JETS -5.5 over Oakland
I like the JETS this year. Geno sucks sheep ass but dat d will keep em relevant late in the year. They squash Oakland.

Cincy -1 over RAVENS
Tough call but if the Bengals are going to be a threat in the AFC they have to win within the division on the road. Eager to see the smashmouth running game they are promising.

BEARS -7 over Bills
Lock of the year. The Bills have looked atrocious. They already tuned out Marrone and the swirling ownership thing is a problem. Bears may drop 40.

Skins -3 over HOUSTON
I think RGIII will be in the pocket as long as the rush isn't coming. Can't walk away from the kids instincts. He will for sure miss some games this year. He makes plays with his legs in this one to squeak out a win.

CHEIFS -3 over Titans
Wanted to go Titans here but a home opener in Arrowhead is up there. Tall task for the whizzantors.

Pats -4 over FINS
No one is mentioning at least that I've heard about NE's defense. It's going to be stout this year.

BUCS -2.5 over Cam
No secret the world expects the Panthers to regress. Again do they have any wide receivers. Have I ranted yet on how they never have anyone in support of Cam on the outside? Bucs still have work to do, some people I saw picked them to compete for the division, I don't see it but whatever. Cover 2 has been around since TP was a toddler.

Niners -4 over COWBOYS
Have you read the Cowboys depth chart for their defense? Does Jerry know he has to draft and develop both sides of the ball? Is he already in Al Davis territory? God I hope he lives to be 120.

DENVER -7.5 over Colts
All day. Can the Colts protect Luck, on the road, vs. Von Miller and Demarcus Ware?

Giants +5.5 over LIONS
Just hoping Eli's confused face all pre-season was constipation.

Chargers +3 over ARIZONA
Take the over.

Red Zone here I come.












350 comments:

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Keef said...

Al Qaeda is so 2011

El Padrino said...

Ha. o
ISIS

tem said...

Go team

Keef said...

24/30

Jugdish said...

nice try, aitch

Blue said...

ha, was about the say the same thing as Keith

Blue said...

they're really more 2001

Aitch said...

"nice try, aitch"

Looks legit

Blue said...

i also believe that ISIS is behind the nude leaked photos of celebrities.

by the way, H needs to dropbox what he saved

Aitch said...

You mean the stuff Meiz was busting my balls about downloading?

tem said...

yeah I am still waiting for that email.

tem said...

nevermind I am not waiting.

Blue said...

i'm waiting

Blue said...

yes, those ones he was busting balls about

if i had been on my computer and not my phone when i found them, i'd have saved them all myself

tem said...

H wins member of the year.

Aitch said...

Tem, i only sent you a few of the Upton one. I'll upload them to dropbox later tonight hen I'm home. There's almost a full GB of pictures so I Don't want to use my mobile hotspot to do it.

The Meiz said...

You guys can't be serious.

Aitch said...

I'm gonna upload the whole zip file, so no bitching about duplicates or that you have to use a program to unzip them.

Aitch said...

We all know you hate naked girls, Meiz. Carry on.

Aitch said...

My buddy just gave me a brand new Microsoft Surface tab that he got through work. $450 tablet plus the $80 keyboard attachment for free. Not too shabby.

Aitch said...

Still getting used to the keyboard though, so excuse any typos.

Blue said...

"You guys can't be serious"

why wouldn't we be serious?

The Meiz said...

Carry on, weirdos.

Keef said...

You see one naked chick, you want to see them all

Blue said...

do you have the mckayla maroney ones?

maybe don't dropbox those if you do.

child pornography reasons.

although i probably would still look

Aitch said...

I didn't know who she was and looked. First thought was damn she's young. They've since been deleted. Might still be in the original zip though.

Blue said...

so happy that i have two girls growing up in this society (s)

Blue said...

24/30

The Meiz said...

Don't have kids, folks.

The Meiz said...

This station today is jammin'. Raphael Saddiq happening.

Keef said...

Is he in al Qaeda

/LP

Aitch said...

Yea, I'm 97% sure I never want kids.

The Meiz said...

"so happy that i have two girls growing up in this society (s)"


Love it or leave it
/LP

The Meiz said...

I can't wait to not watch football this Sunday. Fucking work.

Keef said...

Yea, I'm 97% sure I never want kids.


Yeah responsibility is a bitch

S

Keef said...

I can't wait to not watch football this Sunday. Fucking work.


We're sposed* to get 2" of rain in Sunday. I'll be camped out on the couch all day

Keef said...

On

Keef said...

My camping trip got canceled because people are fucking pussies about the rain

Blue said...

2" is a lot of rain though, especially in the desert

Jugdish said...

I can't wait to not watch football this Sunday. Fucking work.


^^^

every year on opening weekend.

The Meiz said...

"Yeah responsibility is a bitch"

It sure is. Fuck responsibility.

Keef said...

That's in Phoenix though. We were goin camping up north. Not much rain was expected up there. But peoe see a picture of a cloud with a lightening bold in the weather report and fucking flip out. They don't see the 20% number next to it. And, they flip out on Monday, when he weather report will
Change 76 times between then and the actual day. Now it's not supposed to rain at all up there until Sunday at the earliest.

The Meiz said...

All over some possible rain. Do they know it's just water?

Keef said...

Exactly

Blue said...

was watching the football game last night with doblue1

me: who is this chick singing the national anthem

doblue1: ariana grande dad

me: who? why do you know who she is

Doblue: she's on nickelodeon

me: why is she a seahawks fan, what? I just don't understand why SHE is signing the national anthem

doblue: because she's great and on nickelodeon

me: ::blank stare::

Aitch said...

At least her response wasn't "because she was naked on the internet."

Blue said...

yeah, that wouldn't have been good

Blue said...

unless it was on pintrest, she wouldn't have seen it

Keef said...

Your 6 year old, or whatever age she is, is on Pinterest?

Keef said...

I'm fucked

tem said...

pics are great.

meiz is weird.

The Meiz said...

Sweet. Just got a 4% raise.

tem said...

wtf is pinterest?

I thought it was the thing where chicks got cooking recipes. ns

The Meiz said...

"pics are great.

meiz is weird."


It was just a one day thing for me on the twitter masheen. We saw them and moved on. NBD.

The Meiz said...

"I thought it was the thing where chicks got cooking recipes. ns"

It is. It's like over complicated google for women because they like to make things difficult.

Keef said...

Sweet. Just got a 4% raise.


Nice

Keef said...

F-15 pilots tracking the unresponsive plane could see, before the small plane's windows frosted, a pilot slumped over, a NORAD official said.


Maybe it's the Malaysia plane

The Meiz said...

Third raise in less than a calendar year.

Keef said...

Special case

The Meiz said...

Always

Aitch said...

Congrats on the raise

Keef said...

Congrats on the raise. But next time maybe wait an extra day or so to announce something like that so you don't steal my new tablet thunder


*fixed

Aitch said...

Reaching...

The Meiz said...

It was funny

Aitch said...

It was a little funny

Blue said...

redskins sales fall 43.8%

maybe that's because everyone realizes that RGIII is a fraud

Keef said...

Fuck Ellington

The Meiz said...

"Fuck Ellington"

condolences, but FUCK YES!!

Aitch said...

Hurry up and pick up Jonathan Dwyer.

The Meiz said...

I hope $26 is enough

The Meiz said...

Fuck that. Dropped my bid to $11

ToddPacker said...

I hope urb has an extra supply of heart medicine nearby tonight

Keef said...

Congrats on winning a game

Blue said...

Condolences keith

Blue said...

Still waiting for H's Dropbox invite

Keef said...

I have had zero expectations for osu since miller got hurt

Keef said...

It's all about asu

ToddPacker said...

"Congrats on winning a game"

it's been a while

Keef said...

jug

Jugdish said...

ha

they should always have to sit next to each other on the bench.

Keef said...

I hate fantasy football so much

The Meiz said...

It's the worst

tem said...

H got arrested probably

tem said...

Kevin reported him

tem said...

Pic is like when WVU had Dingle and Berry on the D-line

The Meiz said...

Did my annual blocking of my homeboy on twitter because he's in my FNFL league

The Meiz said...

My starting QB has 1.3 points at the 2 minute break

Keef said...

Dude I'm playing has Forte, Matt Ryan, texans D, Julius Thomas

tem said...

This week has me thisclose to quitting fantasy.

Aitch said...

Ray Rice video leaked

Aitch said...

Not a good look for Ray Ray and the NFL

Blue said...

"Not a good look for Ray Ray and the NFL"


yeah, no way Goodell saw that video and only gave him 2 games

El Padrino said...

I don't get it we knew ray rice punched her lights out. Now that we can see it this changes things?

Blue said...

granted she did hit her head on the railing, which is what probably knocked her out.

and probably what they told the commish

El Padrino said...

Goodell saw it. 100% saw it.

El Padrino said...

He will lie and say he didn't but he did.

El Padrino said...

Fuck the Bears.

Blue said...

"I don't get it we knew ray rice punched her lights out."

there was a lot of speculation that she was the instigator, or that she slipped while they were tussling

he cold cocked her twice, and was obviously the instigator, at least in the physical shit.

Blue said...

i love how TMZ, or whoever had it, waited and calculated when to release the video, first week of the season

El Padrino said...

Scumbag move

El Padrino said...

She was definitely running her mouth. You can't run your mouth in an elevator. There is no place to walk away....

S

Keef said...

Gonna be a 2 hour commute today, minimum. Flooding like a mother fucker

Blue said...

good think* you didn't go camping

Keef said...

It didn't start raining until 3:00 this morning

Keef said...

My pool was overflowing when I got up at 6:30

Blue said...

those pics that H loaded to the drop box are HDH (s)

El Padrino said...

Get any rain up your way?

The Meiz said...

Do you SW folks just not have resources to handle weather?

The Meiz said...

Like, I want to drop four inches of snow on Arizona & New Mexico and watch the chaos.

Blue said...

that happens in Alabama when they get an inch. whole state shuts down.

The Meiz said...

I love seeing that shit.

El Padrino said...

Me too.

tem said...

kicking the punter was funny

El Padrino said...

What was wrong with the dudes email. He self reported himself? So he feels he was racist? Wtf is going on man. The email read to me like a case study of demographics for a basketball arena. Not a prejudice tirade like sterling.

tem said...

dude wants to sell.

needs a reason to sell...apparently "I want to sell" isn't a good enough reason.

so he is just making this shit up so he can get his $1B

Keef said...

Do you SW folks just not have resources to handle weather?

Probably not. When you get 3" of rain. It soaks into the ground. When we get 3" of rain, it doesn't soak into the ground because it like concrete, so it all just runs across the ground and builds up and you end up wih a ton if seas that have 8-12" of standing water. Just about every right lane of traffic I passed this morning was empty of cars because the water was so deep

Blue said...

they have no drains

Keef said...

Seas =areas

Blue said...

seas works better

Blue said...

it's more dramatic

The Meiz said...

Obama clearly needs to send an army of landscapers with roto-tillers to Arizona.

Blue said...

nfl players and media going nuts over this ray rice thing.

Keef said...

Obama clearly needs to send an army of landscapers with roto-tillers to Arizona.

There are probably a hundred Mexicans outside the HD in chandler looking for work

Blue said...

can they build a mud room?

The Meiz said...

I have a mud room. I call it the kitchen.

El Padrino said...

At least we know Ray Rice is a lefty.

tem said...

rice better hide for a few weeks.

tem said...

he's getting cut probably now.

I hope he signs with the Raiders

tem said...

"When we get 3" of rain, it doesn't soak into the ground because it like concrete, so it all just runs across the ground and builds up and you end up wih a ton if seas that have 8-12" of standing water. "

is the hard ground a surprise? why don't they build roads with drains that can handle water?

Keef said...

There are drains

Keef said...

It's not like the water sits there for weeks. Pour 5 gallons of water into your sink and see if it all goes down the drain immediately

Keef said...

I'm pretty sure that any city that gets 3" of rain in about 5 hours will have some sort of issue

The Meiz said...

Sounds like AZ government should maybe focus a little more on infrastructure instead of keeping those damn Mexican job stealers out.

Keef said...

this is one of the freeways on the other side of town from me

Keef said...

If you fantasize about stuffing your face with Olive Garden pasta for seven weeks straight, Monday is your day.
Olive Garden is offering a $100 all-you-can-eat pasta deal for that goes on sale on the restaurant chain's website at 3 p.m. ET. Only 1,000 of the personalized passes, that run from Sept. 22 to Nov. 9, will be sold.
Any customer who buys the "Never Ending Pasta Pass" will have unrestricted access to pasta with toppings like chicken and shrimp fritta, and can wash it down with an infinite supply of Coca-Cola (CCE) soft drinks.



Done

The Meiz said...

Where is El Pad? I need some thoughts on future stock in some company called Sysco.

Keef said...

Monday is the rainiest single day in the history of Phoenix, where weather records go back to 1895.

Keef said...

Like, I want to drop four inches of snow on Arizona & New Mexico and watch the chaos.


Similar to the northeast when it gets to 95° and people just start dying

The Meiz said...

Similar to the northeast when it gets to 95° and people just start dying


*old people. That's called culling the herd.

Keef said...

The Baltimore Ravens terminated the contract of running back Ray Rice

El Padrino said...

I'm right here

Keef said...

Cool story

Keef said...

Congrats on going 3-10 yesterday

tem said...

"It's not like the water sits there for weeks. Pour 5 gallons of water into your sink and see if it all goes down the drain immediately"

add drains

tem said...

ray rice ever going to play in the NFL again?

I say he goes to Canada and dominates CFL.

tem said...

BEAST stock is not doing well for me.

Stocks and Sports, LLC is a disaster.

Keef said...

Is wife beating ok in canada

tem said...

"Ohio State -29.5"

i'll take Kent St.

tem said...

"Is wife beating ok in Canada"

canadians are super nice and forgiving.

El Padrino said...

Did you sell BEAST? Oh so then shut up its fine. Come to me when you actually lose money.

tem said...

if I sell it today will you give me the money I lost?

El Padrino said...

Why would you sell at a loss? But yeah maybe. I bought it at 68. So I'll sell mine and give you the difference to make you whole.

El Padrino said...

Or you could sell the other stuff at a gain and use that to cover the incremental loss.

Or just hold it until it goes north of a 100 next year.

Keef said...

What a dick

El Padrino said...

He started it

Keef said...

Don't make me turn this car around

Keef said...

This mother fucker that sits behind me clips his nails at least once a week. Fucking drives me insane

The Meiz said...

Noted

Blue said...

why does it drive you nuts?

i clip my nails at work

ToddPacker said...

I clip my nails at work too

ToddPacker said...

I'm not in a cube though. I don't think anyone outside of my office can hear it

ToddPacker said...

microwave fish guy is way worse

El Padrino said...

Why aren't woman also shaming his wife for marrying him after that horrific display of domestic violence?

The Meiz said...

I go to our one person bathroom if I need to clip my nails at work. I'm really picky/sensitive with my alt+tab fingers.

El Padrino said...

I clip my nails at work sometimes. Not toenails though. 30 seconds right in the garbage can.

El Padrino said...

I don't think the giants have an offensive roster that is conducive to the west coast offense

El Padrino said...

Is Brown getting suspended for that karate kick?

tem said...

No

The Meiz said...

It was an attempted hurdle

El Padrino said...

Except when he saw he couldn't clear the kicker he kicked him violently

El Padrino said...

This offense is stupid.

The Meiz said...

THROW THAT FUCKER TO VICTOR

The Meiz said...

Calvin's gonna catch another TD to bury me

El Padrino said...

I hate McAdo and his stupid red hair. And face.

The Meiz said...

I think I'm buying a PS4

tem said...

Can't wait for this fantasy week to end. Just brutal.

Jugdish said...

Similar to the northeast when it gets to 95° and people just start dying


and Lp with hurricanes

Jugdish said...

larry fitzgerald did me no favors last night

tem said...

I don't think the Ravens should have cut Ray Rice.

tem said...

He's done everything they've asked of him since the incident, he has owned up to his mistake, he has tried to get better.

Now this video comes out showing exactly what he and his fiancé said happened and he gets cut. It is a brutal video and tough to watch, but it depicts exactly what we were told happened.

Seems like they are pushing him down when they could be pulling him up. Suspend him indefinitely and keep him on the team. Help him get the help he needs and the help he seems to be open to receiving.

The Meiz said...

I don't disagree with tem.


This is all the NFL and Goodell scrambling to save face when they could have done so much better in the first place. Very MLBish.

Jugdish said...

This is all the NFL and Goodell scrambling to save face when they could have done so much better in the first place.


Ravens too...its almost like they didn't want to see the video.

Jugdish said...

they being the NFL and the Ravens

El Padrino said...

Underlying theme in this all is the media is terrible.

My own two cents. He should have been cut from day one. Like what did they think happened. She fainted? This might be the most clusterfuck thing in the history of clusterfucks. AP said there is video she was hitting on him on the way to the elevator. He walked away she had him come back. He tried to enter the elevator alone. She followed him she spit in his face. So I mean she seems like a gem. I mean both got charged with assault. Its just he has the greater responsibility in that situation to not react violently. And he went way over the line. Reminds me of Martin Lawrence You So Crazy special from way back in the day. I won't hit a bitch but I'll shake the shit out her.

Watergate seems like a birthday party compared to this.

Aitch said...

I'll tell you though, after seeing the video, he's lucky. She could have died from the way her head hit that railing.

And I agree that this situation was mishandled from the jump. Now it's a classic case of closing the barn doors after the horses are out.

I think they foolishly and naively believed the video would never surface.

El Padrino said...

Ha this day and age the video ALWAYS surfaces

Jugdish said...

ray rice could take advantage of this since he is currently unemployed

tem said...

ray is going to the forgiving world of Canada.

Keef said...

Remember when Aitch wanted to KTFO those people that Tem was talking to in Austin?

The Meiz said...

"ray is going to the forgiving world of Canada."

Canada said no

Aitch said...

You're welcome

Aitch said...

"Remember when Aitch wanted to KTFO those people that Tem was talking to in Austin?"

I still wish I remembered what that was all about...

The Meiz said...

Nobody knows

Blue said...

"Now this video comes out showing exactly what he and his fiancé said happened and he gets cut"

I think he lied to both Goodell and the Ravens. My guess is he told them that he hit her and she slipped and hit her head on the rail...not entirely untrue...but to see that he just hauls off and socks her, and then shows no remorse.

The Meiz said...

Blue, your kids have that respiratory virus yet?

Blue said...

i think i would fuck taylor swift

Blue said...

nah, one daughter does have asthma though, so cmblue is all worried about the enterovirus

Blue said...

ray rice's wife kinda looks like a dude..or maybe a tranny

Keef said...

Block

Keef said...

Bold

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