Friday, August 08, 2014

Wu-Tang Clan Ain't Nothing to Fuck Wit

You know who loves that Dalton deal? Big Ben Raplisberger. He gonna cash that check soon.
Another year of football another year of fantasy football torture.

So Russia is basically starving it's own people by banning U.S. food. Good look. Hope everyone likes potatoes.

Hawaii is getting double teamed.

WAYYYYY to much Ninja Turtle talk. It's just a movie you guys.

Tulo talk:
sick and tired of losing = wants traded
but they won some while he was there no? wasnt he part of two incredible september runs, one resulting in a pennant and a world series appearance? More than some superstars.

Baseball so humbling. Prodigy like Harper just scuffling like never before. Baseball is the hardest sport to play in my opinion. You fail 7 out of 10 times and are still considered a great hitter. Couple that with having to have decent range at your position or throwing a fastball that doesnt get hit.

If anyone says Golf I will donkey punch you on sight. Golf isn't even a spurt* COLOV nigga.

Gelato >>>>>>> Ice cream

The news is pretty fucking sad, sadder than usual I'd say. ISIS, Ebola, Ukraine, missing planes, John Kerry, African leaders at white house, Gaza, Israel, jesus christ man.

Anything else you guys wanna talk about during the week? Let me know I'll write a post about whatever you want.



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Aitch said...

We're basically just reading EP's blog at this point

Jugdish said...

true

ToddPacker said...

lordz of ep

Jugdish said...

You know who loves that Dalton deal? Big Ben Raplisberger. He gonna cash that check soon.




The Dalton deal isn't as bad as the $115 million headline makes it sound. I think its only 20 something guaranteed and they can release him after next year. its worse for keef than it is for the bengals.

Jugdish said...

Gelato >>>>>>> Ice cream


no

Blue said...

"Gelato >>>>>>> Ice cream

no"


^^^^this

tem said...

gelato = ice cream


don't pretend it doesn't

ToddPacker said...

"gelato = ice cream


don't pretend it doesn't"


tem knows

Brooklon Baby said...

It doesn't.

Brooklon Baby said...

Less air more butter = more taste.

Blue said...

gelato is the guy who made pinochio

Keef said...

Wiki says it's ice cream

NEXT

Brooklon Baby said...

It is ice cream. Duh.

Brooklon Baby said...

Its just better ice cream

Blue said...

butter ice cream

Brooklon Baby said...

Iswydt

The Meiz said...

"meiz, checked out St. Paul & the broken bones based on your twitter recommendation.... great stuff"


They were on fire last Friday.

The Meiz said...

Blowing out of here at 2:00 today. Co-worker has a showing for her house at 10am tomorrow, so I volunteered to cover 3 hours tomorrow.

Keef said...

Shitty

Keef said...

Tomorrow me & bgas are building a birdhouse

Blue said...

"Tomorrow me & bgas are building a birdhouse"

you getting any discount on that?

Jugdish said...

"Tomorrow me & bgas are building a birdhouse"


are you going to paint the inside of the house the baby shit color?

/Lp

Keef said...

It is ice cream. Duh.


Glad you've come around

Keef said...

you getting any discount on that?


Your mother

The Meiz said...

"Gelato >>>>>>> Ice cream

no"

Jug has easy access to Blue Bell. He might be right.

ToddPacker said...

I make better ice cream than blue bell

/jug's niece

Blue said...

"Jug has easy access to Blue Bell. He might be right."

easier than going to the store?

Jugdish said...

blue bell is good stuff

Jugdish said...

good place for Lp to introduce the foot long mozz

Keef said...

easier than going to the store?

Was thinking he same thing

Keef said...

That's like saying Mize has easier access to Miller 64 than we do

Jugdish said...

That's like saying Mize has easier access to Miller 64 than we do



if I had easy access to miller 64 id also want easy access to tylenol

tem said...

graeters is nice ice cream.

The Meiz said...

I might have easier access to Spotted Cow

The Meiz said...

IRREGARDLESSSSS

I don't have Blue Bell up here.

The Meiz said...

I'm out dis bitch!

tem said...

have fun working tomorrow

Keef said...

hilarity

Blue said...

rory might be the new tiger

Keef said...

Except he dumps his girl before he goes and bangs a bunch of bitches

The Meiz said...

"have fun working tomorrow"

3 easy breezy hours just working will call. Well worth the trade.

tem said...

you'd be done with work by now

tem said...

How's work?

The Meiz said...

Easy and hilarity.

The Meiz said...

One of our District Managers who is a bit of a dickbag has been trying to get an emergency Saturday delivery since I got here. Everybody is ignoring his emails. It's fuckin' hilarious.

The Meiz said...

The best part is he's cc'ing me on all of them like I can do something about it. I'm Switzerland in this fiasco. I'll just lay back in the cut and watch you fools duke it out.

Aitch said...

So Tony Stewart killed a guy, huh?

tem said...

Yep.

The Meiz said...

I might mix a new post in this week

Aitch said...

So have you guys seen the video on the Stewart thing? Intentional or no? (Obviously I don't think he tried to hit him, but maybe tried to scare him a bit.)

Keef said...

This golf is entertaining as hell. Who needs Tiger

tem said...

I have no interest in watching a video of a dude dying.

tem said...

I'd rather watch arena football than even the most exciting golfing.

even phils near pitch in barely moved the needle for me.

tem said...

I think I get too pissed at the announcers.

we get it, it is dark. it is hard to play in the dark. I get it.

did you know it is dark? the sun has set. it is dark. golf is harder in the dark. you can't read the greens as easily because it is dark. better aim for the light because it is dark. that's our light in the booth. we need the light on because it is dark. we added some science to the lenses so it doesn't look as dark on your tv but it is dark here. phil is mad because they let rory play up but it is dark and usually that's a player's decision but the officials took over because it is dark and it might be raining soon. rain and dark makes golf hard.

seriously fuck those announcers.

The Meiz said...

I was an amazing putter when we used to play night golf after work at CCW. It was uncanny.

Blue said...

that's jim nantz, he is a saint

The Meiz said...

JIM NANTZ IS A CLOSE FRIEND OF MINE. HE SAYS SO!

Blue said...

hello friends

The Meiz said...

I have a feeling iced mocha lattes will be going on sale soon. Little bit of an over-ship. 18 ordered, 180 received in. Oops.

Keef said...

12/18

tem said...

8 of 18, I just put sink every time.

Keef said...

Good efforting

Blue said...

i got 7/18

Keef said...

I bet if you put float every time you'll get 10/18

Blue said...

probably

The Meiz said...

Is the sporcle a sink or float game?

The Meiz said...

Also, I want to confirm.

Youse guys know what a TOOTBLAN is?

Blue said...

i'm back to not caring about baseball

Keef said...

Is the sporcle a sink or float game?


Nothing gets by Mize

The Meiz said...

GODDAMN RIGHT

The Meiz said...

I think I'm having Dairy Queen today. I didn't eat much this weekend.

Keef said...

$5 lunch

The Meiz said...

6 piece chicken strip basket

Blue said...

missed putt on 18, where fowler couldn't see, cost him like $200K

Keef said...

He couldn't see, but Rory could?

Keef said...

I do think it was dumb that they had the 2 of them wait at the green while Rory and the other dude hit up

Keef said...

28/28

Keef said...

dem

The Meiz said...

I'm really mailing it in today.

Keef said...

Karl Meillone

The Meiz said...

I like that.

tem said...

"TOOTBLAN"

blank stare

Blue said...

"28/28"

28/28

i just kept picking sink

Blue said...

"In September 2013, Drake was formally named the Raptors' global ambassador."


WHAT THE FUCK?

The Meiz said...

"blank stare"

Thrown Out On The Bases(or basepaths) Like A Nincompoop

tem said...

28/28 I kept picking float

tem said...

"Thrown Out On The Bases(or basepaths) Like A Nincompoop"

ah, my softball team leads the league in this.

same guy always thinks there are two outs, even if he hits a leadoff double. runs on contact every time and when he gets out says "I thought there was two outs!!!"

Keef said...

It's you isn't it

tem said...

Haha no. I don't hit doubles anymore. Singles only and then station to station. I'm too fat.

The Meiz said...

"ah, my softball team leads the league in this."

The Brewers do it a lot, too.

tem said...

going to effort to be in better shape for next season.

Keef said...

Gotta lose the baby weight

tem said...

I do need to lose about what the baby weighs.

25 lbs would be good to lose.

Keef said...

Eat less

Keef said...

Maybe run for more doubles

Keef said...

Mix in a triple here and there

tem said...

all good idears*

Blue said...

i learnt that you pull more muscles when you try and leg out a double or triple

tem said...

i learnt that robin Williams died

tem said...

maybe suicide

tem said...

must have watched Patch Adams.

tem said...

too soon?

Keef said...

It's not your fault

tem said...

I never said it was

Keef said...

Watch good will hunting

Aitch said...

"going to effort to be in better shape for next season."

Ask me how!

/H

Brooklon Baby said...

Ned Yost magic in KC meiz.

tem said...

"Watch good will hunting"

read our blog

Blue said...

"Justin Verlander is failing, the Tigers are falling and the Royals won't stop winning."

maybe he should dump Kate Upton...seems to have worked out well for Rory

tem said...

I am pretty sure I am an unsympathetic bastard. my thoughts on Robin Williams are:


1) Suicide? OK good for him, I don't know what's on the other side, but that's apparently where he wanted to be so good for him.

2) He hasn't been funny in years. I still can watch all his funny stuff on TV. Ditto his dramatic stuff that was good. He hasn't really been relevant in my entertainment life in years. I was more upset when Bill Waterson stopped writing Calvin and Hobbes than I am by this.

3) I refuse to be moved by a tweet to his daughter pre-death or his daughter's tweet back to him post-death. Twitter is social media, it is not where personal heartfelt things belong. If Twitter is the only way you are expressing your feelings to loved ones then you are doing it wrong. Posting things like that on Twitter is largely an attention grab for yourself.

Keef said...

Rory wasn't dating Kate Upton

tem said...

also unrelated, one of my old High School teachers who I am inexplicably Facebook friends with has been posting about his new exciting career as a Trader Joes checkout guy.

I followed his story until the new career part. He quit his job teaching in WaVa after 30 years to move to Delray Beach Florida. I follow that...but then he adds the reason for the move is to start his new exciting career as a Trader Joes checkout guy. That's where he lost me.

I hope the move is because Delray Beach > WaVa not because Trader Joes checkout guy is a step up.

Blue said...

wait, what happend to robin williams?

Keef said...

Agree w/ tem on RW thoughts. People, kill theyselves* every day, it's not any sadder because the guy was famous. I saw a story last week about some lady in Oregon who drove out to the woods and kilt herself and they didn't find her for weeks, and she left behind 2 little kids. That's sadder than RW killing hisself

tem said...

^

Blue said...

i think people are just shocked because they knew the happy go lucky RW....not the alcoholic demonized RW.

depression and addiction are no joke...that's what I hope comes out of this

Blue said...

it's like the old saying...show me a hot chick, and i'll show you a guy who is tired of banging her.


show me some rich happy guy, he's got his problems too.

Blue said...

ok, so it's not exactly the same

tem said...

I never knew RW at all.

tem said...

I almost met him once when I was at an event at Ohio State, but it turns out that he was in Hollywood and not at the event. He actually wasn't even supposed to be at the event, at least to my knowledge, the event was the Ohio State Spring game, but Robin Williams could have been there, but he wasn't so I missed my chance to meet him.

Blue said...

Mork and Mindy was "set" in Boulder

so people have created a memorial at the "mork and mindy" house.

i'm sure the guy who owns it, loves having people out front all night.

tem said...

he should charge admittance

tem said...

$20 to tour the house.

Keef said...

i think people are just shocked because they knew the happy go lucky RW....not the alcoholic demonized RW.


Fair enough. But that's kind of my point. They didn't know him. All these people that post shit about how sad it is and how sad they are... What exactly are they sad about? Hey never met him. All they know about him are characters he played, not who he is. I feel for his family who are having to deal with the loss, just like every other story I read about suicide. But just because it's a celebrity doesn't make me feel sadder about it. But that's just me

Keef said...

I almost met him once when I was at an event at Ohio State, but it turns out that he was in Hollywood and not at the event. He actually wasn't even supposed to be at the event, at least to my knowledge, the event was the Ohio State Spring game, but Robin Williams could have been there, but he wasn't so I missed my chance to


So sad. I'll pray for you and your family

Brooklon Baby said...

I always have a hard time feeling sad about a suicide. I mean its sad you left behind kids and wrecked a wife or husband or other family but I'm not sad your dead. Because you obviously wanted to be dead. So you won. Your family lost. Selfish until the end. Fuck em. Only thing worse is the people who kill people before committing suicide.

Keef said...

LP knows

Blue said...

i also get pissed at the people who say, "if only he knew how much everyone loved him, he wouldn't have been so depressed"


the fuck does he care if a bunch of strangers loved him. He had inner demons, he obviously didn't love himself, and it was easier for him to end his life than continue to fight those demons

Keef said...

Fuck him for not giving us mrs doubtfire 2

Keef said...

dem

The Meiz said...

I'm having some issues with getting a bracket put together for the cornhole tournament at my company picnic on Saturday. a 20 team bracket doesn't really work.

The Meiz said...

"Ned Yost magic in KC meiz."

Ned Yost is very good with young players. I've said this for 5 years.

The Meiz said...

He won't be able to get KC over the hump though.

Keef said...

Have 4 play-in games, give 12 teams a bye

Keef said...

I've said this for 5 years.


Typical Mize

The Meiz said...

I don't like having to do the play in games, but it looks like we might have to.

Keef said...

Do 4 groups of 5, round robin. Top team or top 2 teams in each group move to semifinal or quarterfinal bracket

Keef said...

I guess it depends on how many games you can have going at once

Jugdish said...

I almost met him once when I was at an event at Ohio State, but it turns out that he was in Hollywood and not at the event. He actually wasn't even supposed to be at the event, at least to my knowledge, the event was the Ohio State Spring game, but Robin Williams could have been there, but he wasn't so I missed my chance to


he is your wil wheaton

Jugdish said...

"Steve Ballmer is now the official owner of the NBA's Los Angeles Clippers, according to his attorney."



It would be funny to see Sterling show up every day like George Costanza at Play Now.

Blue said...

can sterling just buy tickets to the games and sit in the front row still?

Blue said...

that would be funny

he's down there throwing out racial slurs at the players

Blue said...

"I GOT 2 BILLION NOW N...AS"

tem said...

not if he is still banned.

Blue said...

well that doesn't seem fair

tem said...

"he is your wil wheaton"

wil wheaton isn't dead

Aitch said...

I agree with you guys on the RW thing as far as it's no more sad than a regular person committing suicide. And you've all read my rants about people getting legitimately sad over celeb deaths.

But, I think the larger point about suicide and the "sad clown" is a legit conversation. This article balls it IMO. I think we all know at least one of these type if people, but might not know it.

Aitch said...

*nails it

Blue said...

are you that person H?

1-800-273-8255

Aitch said...

And EP, every time I think you can't surprise me with the depths of your stupidity, you find a way to prove me wrong.

Keef said...

H balled it

tem said...

wait, when was EP stupid today?

tem said...

"Massive blunt trauma caused Ward's death"

they needed an autopsy to figure this out?

tem said...

watched some PGA joke thing Fallon did.

Fallon was OK, but the annoying guy helping him is annoying.

Fallon balled it. Annoying guy fucked it all up.

Brooklon Baby said...

Why cuz I don't get the plight of a suicidal person? Oh well. I'm a stupid motherfucker then.

Keef said...

Totpm

Keef said...

I'm a stupid motherfucker

/LP

The Meiz said...

Karl Meillone in the house again today.

The Meiz said...

"Why cuz I don't get the plight of a suicidal person? Oh well. I'm a stupid motherfucker then."

Right. And making announcements like the one above only exacerbates an already bad situation.

The depression comes and goes in waves. I personally had a pretty shitty day for my depression on Sunday. Why? I have no fucking clue. I just wanted to be dead. You can't predict this shit, and like you pointed out earlier, it affects a bunch of other people directly and that weighs heavily on the depressed person. It's a fuckin' mystery.

Aitch said...

^^^^

The Meiz said...

It is fucking freezing in here

Keef said...

I don't think LP is wrong in saying it's a selfish act. The depressed person is basically saying fuck it, I don't want to deal with this anymore, everyone else can deal with it

The Meiz said...

That's not even a thought that crosses your mind. It's not about letting the other people deal with it. It's about removing the problem from an otherwise good situation.

Keef said...

But at the end of the day it is leaving it for other people to deal with

Keef said...

Consciously or subconsciously, it's leaving a problem for someone else

Blue said...

or maybe those people want you gone too

who knows, every situation is different

The Meiz said...

Death is inevitable. Somebody's going to have to deal with it at some point.

The Meiz said...

"or maybe those people want you gone too

who knows, every situation is different"

There's always that.

Keef said...

I'm not trying to argue if it's right or wrong. Just saying I don't think LP is wrong in saying it's a selfish act

Keef said...

or maybe those people want you gone too

who knows, every situation is different



True story

Keef said...

Death is inevitable. Somebody's going to have to deal with it at some point.


Are you using that as an argument that it's not selfish for that reason?

NS

Keef said...

This is good banter

tem said...

still don't think LP's comments are a new low of stupid. he's said much dumber things.

Keef said...

I hate when I'm eating grapes and bite into one that's uber bitter

The Meiz said...

I don't think so either

The Meiz said...

LP's record low of stupid is never letting debt prevent you from pro-creating.

tem said...

fucking sour grapes

tem said...

"LP's record low of stupid is never letting debt prevent you from pro-creating."

or online mattress sales.

The Meiz said...

"Are you using that as an argument that it's not selfish for that reason?"


No. I'm not saying it isn't selfish, but the feeling you have is that you'd be doing most people a favor.

I'd say it's a careless act rather than selfish. Careless because you just don't care what the result is.

The Meiz said...

"or online mattress sales."

It's a goldmine!

Keef said...

I'd say it's a careless act rather than selfish. Careless because you just don't care what the result is.


Fair enough

Blue said...

or selling betting picks on ebay

and actually selling some

Aitch said...

What I found stupid was him saying the dead person won

Keef said...

Gravity won

Brooklon Baby said...

Good movie

Brooklon Baby said...

A lot of help out there for this stuff now. Billions of dollars being spent to treat it.

Meiz get help.

Keef said...

28/30

The Meiz said...

"Meiz get help."

I'd rather not spend that money.

Brooklon Baby said...

OK then kill yourself.

WADR of course.

The Meiz said...

I don't plan on doing that. I've dealt with it enough that I have a pretty good grasp & control of my thoughts & actions.

Keef said...

That's what all the crazy people say

The Meiz said...

True dat.

The Meiz said...

There are some surprisingly affordable houses in my area. I had no idea. Unless Zillow is lying to me.

Keef said...

Zillow sucks


/blue

Blue said...

zillow is awful

Blue said...

zillow has my house 8.7% below what it appraised at

The Meiz said...

Just realized I'll never have enough for a down payment. Welp.

Blue said...

sure you will

FHA loans only require 3% down.

Keef said...

Jon Jones hurt his leg, Tem. Fight moved back to January. They need more time to fake fight and get ppv buys

Keef said...

Bold

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