Friday, August 15, 2014

Weekly dive into the mind of El Padrino

When I drink a ice cold beer, espeacially one that I have been craving all day, I think to myself, man can life get any better?

Jim Abbott is fucking awesome. Random thought but dude pitched in the major leagues with no right hand.

I'm such a wussbag now I can't get through an episode of Real Sports without losing it during one of their segments.

Kobe is #4 on the all time scoring list? Holy fucks. I spaced on that one.

T minus 2 weeks until my cousins wedding, the baby of the family, and still no speech written by me yet.

FOOTBALL

I fucking hate play doh

American Beauty is so weirdly exceptional.

So instead of donating money to find a cure people just dump a bucket of ice on themselves? Instead of paying taxes can we just do that too?

Oh when we talk about blowjobs are we talking like, from start to finish or does any amount of time with our collective cock in our respective wives mouth count?

I had a corporate culture meeting today and totally had shit on my mind to say but didn't. Not smat*. Just figured once I started I wouldn't be able to stop so I held it in.

These Chip Kelly is a god articles have to stop.

Have no clue what happened on that race track last week but it seems like getting out of your car while cars are racing by you is a good way to get hurt.

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Jugdish said...

So instead of donating money to find a cure people just dump a bucket of ice on themselves?



part of the challenge is donating money after you do the bucket thing, and then challenging others to do the same

Aitch said...

Yea, a lot of people are doing it wrong, thinking that dumping ice on themselves gets them out of a donation. Originally it was $10 if you did the ice, $100 if you didn't.

Aitch said...

I'm kinda curious about the answer to the BJ question. Like do your wives not do it at all or just don't finish the job?

tem said...

"Oh when we talk about blowjobs are we talking like, from start to finish or does any amount of time with our collective cock in our respective wives mouth count?"

can't speak for others but for me it would be not 1 second.

Brooklon Baby said...

Oh because I get it every once in awhile. Maybe like 1-2 times a year. Def once a year. But never from start to finish.

Brooklon Baby said...

Haven't had a start to finish bj in a long long long time. :(

Brooklon Baby said...

That makes more sense jug. On the als thing. Which seems like literally the worst disease ever.

tem said...

I'm anti-ALS, so I won't be dumping water on myself or donating money for ALS.

All you pro-ALS people who are dumping water on yourself so that you shake and look like you have ALS are terrible people.


The Meiz said...

Even I've been blessed with a beej in the last month. It wasn't great, but hell, you guys, I didn't know that was an actual thing that happens.

tem said...

yeah all those sitcom and comedian jokes about it were right all along.

Brooklon Baby said...

Totally a thing.

Keef said...

I thought they went extinct like the dinosaurs

The Meiz said...

Mind bottled.


You're all too young to not be getting regularly scheduled smokers.

Brooklon Baby said...

Off season value just dropped for cargo and tulo within a week.

The Meiz said...

Why would Tulo be going anywhere? He signed a massive deal.

Brooklon Baby said...

Cuz you could net a shit load of prospects for him and he doesn't want to be there?

The Meiz said...

I forgot about the not wanting to be there part.

Keef said...

Is a team really going to give up a shit load of prospects for a player with that kind of salary who averages 117 games a year?

NS

The Meiz said...

NOPE

Keef said...

Snyders cinnamon & sugar pretzel bites are bomb sauce

Keef said...

These two chicks in our office kept talking shit to me and another dude about how they can beat us in a two on two game of hoops. One of them played college ball, but still. My only concern is that the other dude is Asian. And he's not Yao Ming

Keef said...

He is Hmong, though. I should start calling him Yao Hmong

The Meiz said...

The Hmong dude cannot hoop. That is a guarantee.

Keef said...

That's my feeling. Gotta wait til fall and we're gonna hit up the park at lunch

The Meiz said...

Jesus, Tulo is due 100 mil over the next 5 years

Keef said...

171k per game isn't bad

Blue said...

there was a lot of chatter about trading tulo in May because he always gets hurt.

Is signed for the next 6 years

he turns 30 this year

and because he's a fucking douche

Blue said...

the point was, there would never be a higher watermark for getting back a good load of prospects than when he was hitting close to .400 and leading the league in HRs

eventually he'd get hurt, and his trade value would plummet.

and it did.

just goes to show the geniuses that the rockies have running the organization

The Meiz said...

Karma for having the "Christians only" policy.

tem said...

"One of them played college ball, but still"

college girls ball is equivalent to hike school boys.


I'm pretty sure the UConn women would lose to the best boys hike school team. I think they'd lose badly. I'd love to see them play.

Keef said...

Tulo's name is Troy

Keef said...

college girls ball is equivalent to hike school boys.



Oh I know. Just saying, she's probably ok. I don't know if the Hmong dude is ok

tem said...

is the other girl any good?

Jugdish said...

RAINDANCE!!

/keef

Brooklon Baby said...

Id fucking WORK that chick if I were you keef.

WORK

Jugdish said...

always funny

Jugdish said...

Lp at work

The Meiz said...

I'm campaigning for my work friends to nominate me for our new employee of the month thing. There is zero buzz about it, and it would be hilarity if I won the first one.

Keef said...

is the other girl any good?


She says she is, but I don't believe her. She doesn't seem like she's all that athletic, as far as sports go. Smoking body, though

Keef said...

She's the 10 body 4 face chick

Keef said...

Id fucking WORK that chick if I were you keef.

WORK



Well of course you would

Keef said...

Cmk's aunt did that ALS thing and called it cmk & her family, so they are doing it tomorrow. I told her I'm not doing it. But we all know how that will end up.

Keef said...

Her cousin is like 30 or 31 and has ALS so I guess it's like a big deal to them or something

tem said...

I'm sure he'll be happy that he has ALS so they got wet.

Keef said...

Exactly. I told cmk that they still all need to donate and not just pour water on themselves

Jugdish said...

im surprised the boiling water challenge never took off

Keef said...

I'm not surprised your face never took off

Blue said...

i have a buddy who has ALS

i axed him about the water challenge.

he didn't really care. His point is its just people doing shit to be cool. It's not really raising very much money

it might be raising awareness, but not really, it's not like it's a bunch of dudes with ALS doing it.

Blue said...

guarantee 85% of the people doing this challenge have no idea what the disease does, or how horrible it is

Aitch said...

Blue, you couldn't be more wrong.

"We have people that are watching their numbers and in fact we got a report this morning saying they've raised $7.6 million versus $1.4 million last year,"

Keef said...

It's raising awareness and more money. But blue is somewhat right, I would bet most people just think that by making a video they're doing their part. If everyone who made a video donated the $10 they're "supposed to", that # would be a lot higher

Blue said...

i could be more wrong

Blue said...

so you're saying they'll have a cure in the next few months?

Keef said...

Fucking awful disease. Cmk's cousin who has it has a blog and he talks about having to use his fingers to move the food around in his mouth do that he can chew it, because he lost all use of his tongue

Keef said...

26/28

Aitch said...

It is definitely raising more money than before. That's all I'm saying.

Keef said...

Raising money is all you need to find a cure


/cancer

Aitch said...

20 years ago pretty much any form of cancer was considered a death sentence. They've come a long way since then and that takes money.

Keef said...

Colov

tem said...

""We have people that are watching their numbers and in fact we got a report this morning saying they've raised $7.6 million versus $1.4 million last year,"


how many donations? did 1 dude donate 6 million?

Brooklon Baby said...

Get a grip motherfucker

Aitch said...

Who?

Keef said...

hilarity

Aitch said...

Ha

The Meiz said...

Now people are trying to shame me into the ice bucket thing. Not having it. And the idiots think doing the bucket gets you out of donating. That's what volunteers your donation.

Keef said...

I'm doing it today. I was going to nominate mize but I knew he wouldn't do it

The Meiz said...

They're doing it just for the sake of doing it. If I were to do it, I'd donate the ten dollars, but I don't donate my money to things with no return.

Keef said...

Donating isn't about getting something in return. That's called buying.

The Meiz said...

Exactly

Brooklon Baby said...

Yeah this bucket thing is the worse

Jugdish said...

I'm doing it today. I was going to nominate mize but I knew he wouldn't do it


well done, I thought the lowes bucket was a nice touch.

Jugdish said...

Yeah this bucket thing is the worse


your face is the worse

Jugdish said...

Yeah this bucket thing is the worse




aja, the only thing worse than the ice bucket challenge is people complaining about it. like they said on mike and mike this morning, there is no downside to it.

tem said...

i got nominated.

I am going to nominate bgtem. dump like a solo cup of water on her.

Brooklon Baby said...

If I get nominated I will do it but naked so the world see the cock

Jugdish said...

I just saw a tesla with personalized plates that said "GAS HA". I think that's the first time ive seen one of those out on the road.

Jugdish said...

If I get nominated I will do it but naked so the world see the cock



Lp

Keef said...

I see a tesla almost daily on my drive to/from work.

Keef said...

Not the same one

Keef said...

I thought the lowes bucket was a nice touch.


I probably should have had it turnt around huh.

The Meiz said...

"like they said on mike and mike this morning, there is no downside to it."

Sure there is. You're dumping a bucket of cold water on yourself.

Jugdish said...

that's only a downside if you're a wussbag

Blue said...

"I see a tesla almost daily on my drive to/from work"


yep, they're all over the place here now

cmblue used to tease me about them everytime we saw one...now it would just be incessant

Blue said...

saw bruno mars in concert last night.


i've seen a lot of concerts in my life. Bruno Mars is probably the most talented dude i've ever seen.

Blue said...

i might have bruno chills

Jugdish said...

are they advertised there a lot? I haven't seen much advertising for them down here, but this is a big oil and gas town.

Blue said...

he played a medley last night went from Led Zepplin, to Bel Biv Devoe, to Bobby Brown, to michael Jackson, to green day...and i'm missing a few 80's songs he did in there as well

It was similar to his pandora skit on SNL, and he nailed it

Blue said...

"are they advertised there a lot? I haven't seen much advertising for them down here, but this is a big oil and gas town."

there is zero advertising other than they have a place in the mall where they have the car all cut up and you can go in and order it.

Keef said...

Can't stand Bruno Mars

tem said...

sounds like a kids cartoon character.

Brooklon Baby said...

He better then Timberlake.
(Meiz hat signal in 3,2,1..)

Jugdish said...

Blueno Mars

Keef said...

Ha

Blue said...

oh, he's 1000 times better than JT

Keef said...

What is wrong with blue this morning?

Jugdish said...

he is getting all rev-like over bruno

Jugdish said...

I LOVE the ice bucket challenge!

/TP

Blue said...

at least Eddie put a link to where to donate too

good guy that Eddie Vedder

Blue said...

charlie sheen's was the best.

he dumped $10k over his head, and then donated that money to ALS, and then challenged the guys from 2 and 1/2 men to do the exact same thing

The Meiz said...

Blue is clearly on drugs

Keef said...

good guy that Eddie Vedder


Can't find a better man

Blue said...

"Blue is clearly on drugs"

they are legal here

ToddPacker said...

"I LOVE the ice bucket challenge!

/TP"

I like when he drops in an f-bomb at the end.

I went out to dinner with friends over the weekend and my friends wife ask me to watch my language in front of the kids. their kids are 13 & 14 and mine are 15 & 16. my kids laughed and then said that I use the f word all the time. I told them they were all a bunch of fuckin whiners

Keef said...

There are really not many things better than a well placed F bomb

Brooklon Baby said...

Fuck those kids

Keef said...

I went out to dinner with friends over the weekend and my friends wife ask me to watch my language in front of the kids. their kids are 13 & 14 and mine are 15 & 16. my kids laughed and then said that I use the f word all the time. I told them they were all a bunch of fuckin whiners



Similar thing happened to me. People are so sensitive about the n word

/LP

Jugdish said...

ha

Blue said...

i had a dream that they were trying to outlaw the N word

Keef said...

I call that a nightmare

/LP

Keef said...

22/25

The Meiz said...

25/25

Keef said...

I nerve* heard of that Robbie guy

The Meiz said...

Cubs chicks was a big fan of his shortly after HS. He's got some jams.

tem said...

15 / 25

The Meiz said...

Good effort

Keef said...

Manziel is the best

Jugdish said...

Ballmer introduced to Clippers fans

Jugdish said...

Cubs chicks was a big fan of his shortly after HS. He's got some jams.



cubs chick is like Bigfoot. some people have claimed to see her, but there is little to no evidence; maybe a grainy pic or two.

Jugdish said...

i had a dream that they were trying to outlaw the N word


first big gulps, now this???

/Lp

Aitch said...

Ah, the legendary Cubs chick

Blue said...

yeah, cubs chick seemed cool

Keef said...

Goddamn rain. Two hour drive today

Blue said...

sorry about Braxton miller there keef

Keef said...

Oh well. Maybe this redshirt freshman they have will be good. Biggest concern I have is someone replacing Hyde (it's Clyde /Tem) and the O line.

Keef said...

And the D needs to be infinity times better than they were last year. I don't have high expectations for this season. I think asu will finish the season ranked higher than osu

ToddPacker said...

tOSU will be fine. they will still make the playoff

Keef said...

Fuck off

Keef said...

Try not to lose to a 1-AA team this year

Keef said...

Maybe your coach's downs is contagious

ToddPacker said...

"Try not to lose to a 1-AA team this year"

they are FBS this year

ToddPacker said...

corky isn't going to make it through the season. brutal schedule. 6 or 7 wins tops

ToddPacker said...

pre season playoff predictions:

tOSU
LSU
Oregon
FSU

Keef said...

they are FBS this year


That doesn't mean they weren't fbs last year

Keef said...

Idaho, E Mich, E Kentucky. Watch out. 1-2 at best

ToddPacker said...

e Kentucky is later in the season

Keef said...

I know. Just stating the non conference does

Keef said...

I think the 49ers are going to miss the playoffs this year

ToddPacker said...

"I know. Just stating the non conference does"

you left out FSU

Blue said...

Junior

Blue said...

IDAHO....shock the world

Blue said...

"I think the 49ers are going to miss the playoffs this year"

agreed

Keef said...

you left out FSU


Apologies. 1-3 in non conference

Blue said...

doesn't tOSU only play one team in the preseason top 25 this year?

Keef said...

I wonder if Braxton red shirts this year and then comes back next year

Blue said...

i'm hoping they end up with 5 conferences with 16 teams and they don't play the Idaho's of the world anymore

Blue said...

i would love the idea of relegation out of the power 5 if your team sucks for multiple seasons

but again, never gonna happen

Keef said...

doesn't tOSU only play one team in the preseason top 25 this year?

They don't pick their conference opponents. 3 of their 4 non conference opponents played in a bowl last year.

Brooklon Baby said...

Agree on niners

Blue said...

they do pick their conference they choose to be affiliated with

they could have left for the SEC

Keef said...

They have kent state and the other 3 were 26-13 last year

Keef said...

Agree on niners


Fuck

Keef said...

they could have left for the SEC


When?

Blue said...

when the SEC was expanding...you don't think they'd had offered them an invite if tOSU was interested?

Keef said...

I don't know. I'm not into hypotheticals

Keef said...

IIWFWABD

Blue said...

point is, they do choose their in conference opponents, by choosing their conference

Keef said...

They have 14 team in their conference. They don't get to choose which 8 they are going to play

Blue said...

ok, fair enough

Keef said...

I wouldn't want them in the sec though. In all honesty, I like seeing them at the top of the big t(fourte)en every year. I hate seeing them go 9-4, which would probably happen if they went to a different conference

Keef said...

Good talk

The Meiz said...

Supervisor is setting up an ADHD screening for her daughter for back to school. People gotta cut this medicating America shit out.

Blue said...

" I hate seeing them go 9-4, which would probably happen if they went to a different conference"

maybe...they'd probably get better talent though, so it would be a matter of time and they'd be back where their at now

Keef said...

Supervisor is setting up an ADHD screening for her daughter for back to school


Awful

Blue said...

my kids have been back to school for 2 weeks now

tem said...

tOSU will be fine. they have a good band.

The Meiz said...

God bless these left over steaks & ciabatta buns.

The Meiz said...

"Awful"


12 year old girl. 12 year olds are maniacs. It's not ADHD. And you know that doctor's gonna diagnose it for that ritalin cash.

Keef said...

my kids have been back to school for 2 weeks now

Bgas started her preschool today

Keef said...

60/60 :59 left

Keef said...

And you know that doctor's gonna diagnose it for that ritalin cash.


Exactly

Blue said...

60/60 2:38 left

Keef said...

Fancy. Do it on your phone like the cool people do

Keef said...

dem

Blue said...

why would i use my phone?

Blue said...

"dem"

that girl seems nice

Keef said...

why would i use my phone?


To level the playing field

Brooklon Baby said...

Meiz what does bomani Jones think about this Ferguson mess

The Meiz said...

"Meiz what does bomani Jones think about this Ferguson mess"


Link

I know you won't watch it.

The Meiz said...

Speaking of, I think I'll tell my little story about my night hanging out with Bo from last month.

I didn't tell that story here, did I?

The Meiz said...

I think I only told it to Keith via text message.

Keef said...

I can't listen to podcasts, I don't know why. I'd read it's transcript before I would listen to them

The Meiz said...

60/60 on the sporcle

The Meiz said...

I like podcasts. The Evening Jones is a live weekly show.

Jugdish said...

I know you won't watch it.


I'll probably watch it, but it won't be until tomorrow. Blocked on that link at work, but I'll be home with my son tomorrow.

Jugdish said...

I haven't been keeping up with any news lately.

Aitch said...

Why not, Jug? The news is so cheerful these days.

Jugdish said...

normally I keep up with news during the day reading on line...too much tps lately. I see headlines and that's been about it.

Jugdish said...

the NFL has asked some of the musical acts under consideration to play at next year's big game to pay the league to take the stage, according to a published report.



ha

Jugdish said...

H...did you hear the interview with Schilling?

Blue said...

"did you hear the interview with Schilling? "

the one where he said the bloody sock was a hoax?

Keef said...

Schilling said he believes that a 30-year habit of chewing tobacco is what caused the cancer.


No shit?

Keef said...

dat

Blue said...

ice bucket challenge FAILs are hilarious

Blue said...

those people suck at life

Keef said...

ice bucket challenge FAILs are hilarious

My favorite is the dude up on the deck and he dropped the full bucket off the rail and drilled that chick in the head with it

Brooklon Baby said...

Don't chew tobacca kids

Blue said...

"My favorite is the dude up on the deck and he dropped the full bucket off the rail and drilled that chick in the head with it"

that one is good

i also like where there is a group pouring water on a dude and the chick just throws the metal bucket and hits him in the face

Blue said...

IN THA FACE

Brooklon Baby said...

I have so many favorites. The chick actually throwing the whole pot at the dudes face is great. The kids that can't lift it and just fall backwards. And the dude in the shower who practically concussed himself with a block of ice. And of course not a fail but Phoenix Jones takes a bucket then gets tased into a baby pool. That's pretty funny.

Brooklon Baby said...

If you like big black ass Nicky minaj made a video with a lot of them DAT shaking

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