Friday, August 29, 2014

NFL Preview - Mad Busy Yo Version

NFC East
Philly by default because I'm officially worried about Elisha Norman Manning. RGIII sucks. Dallas sucks. You all know this already. It's Giants and Philly. We'll see. Fucking Bob McAdoo confusing the Eli. Fucker. Philly's defense is awful by the way. Under the radar story there. Even if they win the division they won't win shit in January with that sloppy ass D.

Philly 10-6
Giants 9-7
Skins 8-8 (Go back to my previews, like 80% of the time I have the skins at 8-8, so annoying right)
Boys 6-10 (Garrett fiiiiirrrrrreed)

NFC North
My favorite division to watch this year. Is it me or is this a stacked offensive division. No more NORRIS division defensive matches. This is balls to the wall air it out. Cutler with two, count em - TWO thousand yard receivers and Forte coming off a career year. Cutty gonna ball this year. BALL. I'm big on the Bears, this Trestman might be a genius. Rodgers is Rodgers. McCarthy is aloof I think. At times. And their defense still is shaky. Play Bridgewater man. Cmon. The Lions with offensive firepower too. I think they should slow it down a bit, feature Joique Bell and throw it early to Golden Tate who should open up the field a bit, a hair for Calvin......Ebron sucks. Waste of a pick. They needed a corner.

Bears 11-5
Packers 10-6
Detroit 8-8
Vikings 6-10

NFC West
STACKED. Bradofrd going down took some win out of the NFC West is the best division sails argument. Again Niners outside looking in. But they will still hurt people. Carlos Hyde might save their season. I still am sour on Kapernick. He's pocket passing, I just don't know. Seahawks are loaded. 12 wins all day. Arizona is much improved. Arians is gold. Ellington is going to have a monster year. Floyd is already BETTER than Fitz. Poor Rams. They seemed like they were ready to turn the corner.

Hawks 12-4
Arizona 11-5
49ers 9-7
Rams 7-9

NFC South
Hard Knocks is so boring. The Falcons might have the worst defense in the league. Bryan Cox is fucking hilarious though. Mike Smith's mandals are depressing. Carolina regresses, it's science. The Saints run away with this one. I got nothing on the Bucs.

Saints 13-3
Carolina 9-7
Falcons 8-8
Bucs 7-9

Division winners - Philly, Bears, Saints (bye), Hawks (bye)
Wild Card - Arizona, Packers
Wild Card Round - Bears over Packers (38-34), Arizona over Philly (41-31)
Divisional Weekend - Hawks over Bears (30-18), Saints over Arizona (44-35)
Championship Sunday (best weekend of footyball) - Saints over Hawks (24-17)

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AFC East
So unfair the division stay shitty for all of Brady's life. So unfair. The Bills are trash. The Dolphins are confusing. The JETS are actually good until you watch Geno Smith play for more than 5 series. So tired of penciling them in. Seriously.

Pats 11-5
JETS 9-7
Dolphins 8-8 (Philbin fired, Ireland fired)
Bills 3-13

AFC North
Pretty good division here. Really like the Bengals this year. Like really. Totally unrelated but I have to watch the Beyonce VMA performance after this. She's incredible. Any chance the Steelers tuned out Mike Tomlin? I just dont vibe on the Steelers. Poor Cleveland. They'll be yelling for Manziel by week 3.

Bengals 12-4
Ravens 10-6
Steelers 7-9
Cleveland 5-11

AFC West
Fucking Chargers. Any other year they win this thing but Manning man. Gase will be a head coach this time next year. I really like the Chargers. No shot the Cheifs run out to the same start as last year. If MJD plays well watch out for Oakland. Two headed monster running attack with a limited DMC/MJD. I'd start Carr. Fucking nuts I know but Schaub aint the answer.

Broncos 13-3
Chargers 11-5
Oakland 9-7
Cheifs 8-8

AFC South
I'll tell you what. I fucking like the Jags to make some fucking noise this year. Fuck yeah I do. Fuck yeah. Jacksonville baby. Eat a dick. Unrelated but Melissa McCarthy is fucking highlarryus in The Heat. Totally hilarious. Totes mcgoats. Anyway about Bill Bradley. Too bad they don't have a QB. Colts? Eh. I happen to think Pagano is overrated. Nothing to do with the Lukemia thing. Bravo to him. But they have Luck. Better them than anyone else. QB league. Denver waxes them on Sunday night though. Titans suck.

Colts 10-6
Jags (yup Eat it) 9-7
Texans 7-9
Titans 5-11

Division winners : Broncos (bye), Bengals (bye) Pats, Colts
Wild Card : Chargers, Ravens
Wild Card rounds : Chargers over Pats, Ravens over Colts
Divisional Weekend : Broncos over Ravens, Bengals over Chargers
Championship Sunday : Broncos over Bengals

Super Bowl : Redemption is spelled B-R-O-N-C-O-S. Broncs over Saints 44-38

Very exciting Super Bowl.

219 comments:

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Keef said...

NFL teams combine to be 56 games over .500. That's big time. And who says Goodell hasn't done a good yob*

Blue said...

nit pick

Keef said...

If I didn't say it you would have

Keef said...

I think Dallas wins < 5 games
I think Pitt wins the AFC North
I think Oakland wins < 5 games
I think NYG ends up under .500

El Padrino said...

parity

El Padrino said...

hard to guess the 3-13's so I usually do that

El Padrino said...

I've come around on simmons NFL guy, Barnwell, he's pretty solid

El Padrino said...

anyone watch Ray Donovan?

Keef said...

We're getting our new lighting installed today.

Blue said...

"I've come around on simmons NFL guy, Barnwell, he's pretty solid"

his articles are too long, he's approaching TMQB range

Aitch said...

Maybe my math was of, but I got 50 games over .500

Aitch said...

*off

Aitch said...

To answer yesterday's ball busting, I'm still with the girl and we're doing just fine, thanks. My post was based on me slacking on my diet and getting sick of my job. Need a change professionally.

The Meiz said...

"Ebron sucks."

That's interesting analysis because everything I read says he's good. A rookie TE isn't going to set the league on fire when he's playing behind Pettigrew and Fauria.

Keef said...

Maybe my math was of, but I got 50 games over .500



You're right. My calculator messed up

Keef said...

A rookie TE isn't going to set the league on fire when he's playing behind Pettigrew and Fauria.



I think that's basically what he was saying. Why take a TE 10th overall when you already have the position filled and you had other needs

The Meiz said...

"I think that's basically what he was saying."

Then he did a poor job saying that.

I have no problem with drafting a guy who can potentially be a total game changer on the field with Calvin.

Jugdish said...

Then he did a poor job saying that.



that's not typical for Lp

Keef said...

Ha

Keef said...

My $ draft is tomorrow. I haven't looked at any fantasy stuff yet. I should probably do that

El Padrino said...

you guys have been reading my shit for years, you know what I meant

and Ebron has more drops than an EDM concert

Keef said...

Heyoooooooo

El Padrino said...

"I think Pitt wins the AFC North"

so old on D though.... they did inject some youth in the draft, Sahzier

maybe he's save their ass

El Padrino said...

I think NYG ends up under .500

go to hell

Keef said...

Really like the Bengals this year. Like really.


Go to hell

Keef said...

You must have forgotten about Marvin Lewis and Andy Dalton

Keef said...

I question your football knowledge.

/H

Aitch said...

Gems

Jugdish said...

I've got a draft tomorrow, Monday, and Wednesday.

Aitch said...

My $$ league draft last night

Round Pick Player Position
1. (9) Aaron Rodgers QB
2. (12) Eddie Lacy RB
3. (29) Victor Cruz WR
4. (32) Alfred Morris RB
5. (49) Cordarrelle Patterson WR
6. (52) Jason Witten TE
7. (69) Shane Vereen RB
8. (72) Kendall Wright WR
9. (89) San Francisco DEF
10. (92) Brandin Cooks WR
11. (109) Ladarius Green TE
12. (112) Alex Smith QB
13. (129) Greg Zuerlein K
14. (132) Mark Ingram RB
15. (149) Dwayne Allen TE
Keeper: Antonio Brown WR

Aitch said...

QB, WR x3, RB x2, TE, W/R/T, K, DEF

The Meiz said...

My draft is tomorrow. Klan master joined our league this year. He has zero drafting materials so far. I'm gonna have to thank him for his donation.

El Padrino said...

eddie lacy 12th overall?

everyone take the short bus to this draft?

The Meiz said...

The analysts are really high on Lacy this year. Not really sure why though. That being said, my league is a WR heavy league.

The Meiz said...

I'm probably taking Calvin at #2 tomorrow.

The Meiz said...

Or Forte

El Padrino said...

there are 4 rb's, then you can go WR

McCoy
Charles
Forte
Lacy

2 Charles or Forte

El Padrino said...

lacy is a top 7 pick, 80% top 5

The Meiz said...

Kevin, I need your email addy.

El Padrino said...

forgot about AD/AP, so 5 rb's

The Meiz said...

Again, my league is heavily weighted to favor stud WRs. I have Calvin as the #2 player in the league. Forte is #1.

The Meiz said...

I'm not touching Charles or Peterson.

Keef said...

Keithsaurin@gmail.com

El Padrino said...

mine too but there are a stable of WR's only a few productive backs like the top 5

I went two WR's but I was 7th, Lacy was gone.

Calvin went right before me, Graham went right after me

Keef said...

lacy is a top 7 pick



So he went 5 picks later. It's not like he went in the 4th round

Keef said...

Thanks Mize

The Meiz said...

Eddie Lacy has been given a new nickname during camp this year.

Hands Like Moss

Keef said...

Electricians are weird dudes

El Padrino said...

of course, they've zapped their cells a few times

Keef said...

Can't even imagine

Keef said...

Good riddance BGE

The Meiz said...

Brewers better not shit the bed this weekend

Aitch said...

Well apparently I jinxed things.

My girl just dumped me. Keep on swimming...

The Meiz said...

GODDAMN

tem said...

Tough news. Sux

Aitch said...

Shit happens

Keef said...

I guess that means we should go to
Vegas

The Meiz said...

I'm in

Keef said...

I have a feeling the cubs are gonna pass the reds and Cincy will finish in last

The Meiz said...

Yep, Brewers shitting the bed.

The Meiz said...

"I have a feeling the cubs are gonna pass the reds and Cincy will finish in last"

Yep, Cubs are about to be a problem soon.

The Meiz said...

Did you Kubiak yet?

Mike said...

starting a suicide league that I'm going to try and grow each year. $20 an entry...anyone interested? shoot me an email at michael.marici@gmail.com and ill forward you the info.

ToddPacker said...

Count me in

ToddPacker said...

decent amount of boozing so far tonight. going to be a long day of tailgating tomorrow. gators don't play until 7:00

The Meiz said...

I'm pacing myself tonight. Still drunk though

The Meiz said...

I'm putting Odelay on

Keef said...

Did you Kubiak yet?


I did. Took me a minute to figure it out because it kept blocking me because macros were disabled or something. Finally figured it out. Pretty similar to what was set up for your league. Thanks again

Keef said...

I took tonight and Monday night off. "true" 4 day weekend

The Meiz said...

"I did. Took me a minute to figure it out because it kept blocking me because macros were disabled or something. Finally figured it out. Pretty similar to what was set up for your league. Thanks again"


Yeah, you gotta click the "enable" buttons at the top. Don't be alarmed, but ESPN gave me a draft grade of F last year, ESPN is retarded.

The Meiz said...

I use colored highlighters for the green & red players on my print out.

ToddPacker said...

"I'm putting Odelay on"

good choice

Keef said...

Don't be alarmed, but ESPN gave me a draft grade of F last year, ESPN is retarded.


I don't even look at that shit

Keef said...

I use colored highlighters for the green & red players on my print out.



As opposed to clear highlighters?

S

The Meiz said...

"I don't even look at that shit"

I'm the commish. I post that fun crap on our FB group page.

Keef said...

I'm the commish. I post that fun crap on our FB group page.


I'm the commish too, I'm just lazy

Keef said...

I have the 9th pick. Shitty

Keef said...

9 Demaryius Thomas, Den WR
16 Dez Bryant, Dal WR
33 Andre Johnson, Hou WR
40 Andre Ellington, Ari RB
57 T.Y. Hilton, Ind WR
64 Nick Foles, Phi QB
81 Danny Woodhead, SD RB
88 Kyle Rudolph, Min TE
105 Philip Rivers, SD QB
112 Carlos Hyde, SF RB
129 Brian Hartline, Mia WR
136 Bengals D/ST D/ST
153 Marvin Jones*, Cin WR
160 Eric Ebron, Det TE
177 Bryce Brown, Buf RB
184 Greg Zuerlein, StL K

Mike said...

I had the secon pick. we do a keeper league of one player per team based on last years scoring. two teams didn't keep anyone. 12 team league...

AP
Fitzgerald
Cobb (hate taking packers)
R. Bush
Luck
Wallace
Gerhart
Andre Williams
Steve Smith
Gostkowski
Rams D
McFadden
Flacco
Marvin Jones
Christine Michael

Mike said...

I'm too lazy to change to the jug account right now.

Mike said...

my wife is a champ. She got up today and cooked eggs, sausage, and potatoes for breakfast tacos and made a few other dishes for the draft this morning.

Mike said...

it didn't go too bad with guys drafting from japan and china. the draft lasted about 30 minutes longer than it usually does. Good times!

Mike said...

in this league its 1 point for every 25 yards rushing and receiving, no ppr, and all TDs are 6 pts.

Mike said...

im the commish in this league and this is the first time we had the on line draft thing running. in all our other drafts everyone was there and we had a draft board.

Mike said...

I think i prefer to be a magazine guy than a laptop guy if im not the commish. I had to enter about half of the picks today as we drafted.

Mike said...

QB
RB
RB
WR
WR
WR (TEs count as WR)
K
D

Mike said...

Our league is a friends and family league. One of my best friends in the in the league, he was in Japan and his son was at ASU. Another buddy of mine in the league has twins who are both in high school.

Before the kids got in we used to have a vote after each round as to who had the wost pick. That person had to do a shot.

Mike said...

Sam got cut.

Mike said...

fisher hates gays


S

kod said...

Vikes could use a pass rusher


and a gay, ya know, gotta keep our former punter happy and all

kod said...

he's litigious

Keef said...

Sam got cut.


Guarantee thy waited until final cuts to dump him so they don't get flak

Aitch said...

They'll get flak anyways I'll bet

Mike said...

i wonder if bovado had odds on sam amking the team. im surprised he didnt at least make the practice team.

Keef said...

I think he has to go through waivers first, then if he clears they can sign him to the practice squad

tem said...

He'll be on somebodys practice team in 24? well like 17 now, hours

ToddPacker said...

lightning sucks

Aitch said...

I wouldn't be shocked to see on end up on the practice squad. I don't think any other teams would pick him up at this point. Too much of a distraction heading into the first game of the season.

The Meiz said...

I got really drunk last night. Walking to the bar was a bad idea.

Keef said...

I don't think I've had a drink in over a month.

NS

Keef said...

But next weekend I'm going camping, so I will probably get shitcanned up there

Aitch said...

I don't think I've ever gone a month without at least one drink. (Since I began drinking legally, obv.)

Aitch said...

Went and dropped off the ex-girlfriend's stuff off at her house earlier. I managed to talk her into breakup sex. Good times, good times.

Keef said...

I don't think I've ever gone a month without at least one drink. (Since I began drinking legally, obv.)


I'm trying to remember the last drink I had. I think I had a couple beers at bgas2's bday party, but that would have been 2 months ago. Can't think of a time since then

Aitch said...

Hey, I'm nit judging, bro. I'm a borderline alcoholic.

Keef said...

No, I know. I was just sayin, it's been longer than I thought

tem said...

What are you doing instead of drinking?

The Meiz said...

I want chinese food

The Meiz said...

"What are you doing instead of drinking?"


Saving good quality booze money for cmk's house projects.

The Meiz said...

Picked up some good quality incense at Maxwell Street Day yesterday. Gonna burn some of that today.

Keef said...

What are you doing instead of drinking?


Not?

Keef said...

good job spiff

Aitch said...

All the pics

Keef said...

Not working for me

Aitch said...

It might have gotten taken down. J Law looks great

Aitch said...

J Law pics

Keef said...

Sweet

Keef said...

Where are the Victoria justice and Ariana grande pics

The Meiz said...

Twitter

The Meiz said...

Yesterday

Aitch said...

I will never get a chick to send me a nude picture again after this

The Meiz said...

That is so not a midwest thing. I get kinda ballsy, and nobody would make the "DM me a nude" request.

Aitch said...

I don't even know who Arianna Grande is

Aitch said...

You can't be afraid to ask. They're either gonna say yes or no.

Aitch said...

Keith, VJ

Keef said...

I don't even know who Arianna Grande is


Cute singer/Nickelodeon chick with an annoying voice

Blue said...

the kate upton pictures were disturbing

Aitch said...

Too much Verlander?

Blue said...

yes, and not enough photoshop

Blue said...

those balloons need some helium or support

The Meiz said...

9:23AM

supervisor finally takes the sunglasses off her head.

Keef said...

I hate driving all the way to work and then realizing I left my laptop at home.

Aitch said...

"those balloons need some helium or support"

Reality is a bitch

Keef said...

She is what we thought she was

Aitch said...

I'd have no complaints. She's still hot imo.

El Padrino said...

Where can I find these pics none of those links work

Keef said...

Ctrl f VJ

Blue said...

none of the links work anymore anywhere

i got on the reddit one last night, but by this morning he'd been shut down due to "copyright" violations

Blue said...

there will be outrage and horror for a few days,

then there will be a link with all of them somewhere that can't be messed with

Jugdish said...

try this

Aitch said...

I DLed a ton of them before the links came down. I don't know who most of these chicks are, but me likey.

The Meiz said...

"I DLed a ton of them before the links came down"

You actually downloaded them?

Aitch said...

Well I clicked a link and it was one of those online storage sites, so yes, I did. Call me a perv if you'd like.

Keef said...

Perv

Keef said...

You need to get a gf

The Meiz said...

Clearly

Aitch said...

Says the 2 guys who never have sex

Keef said...

I didn't say you need to get laid.
RIF

Jugdish said...

ask me how!

/aitch

Aitch said...

Touche

Aitch said...

Does Jug ever get sexytime anymore?

Jugdish said...

I did at least once...my wife is pregnant.

Keef said...

He's still taking it slow

Jugdish said...

aja, fortunately that hasn't been an issue for us.

Keef said...

I did at least once...my wife is pregnant.



You sure it's yours?

S

Jugdish said...

hopefully. our first one doesn't look anything like me.

Aitch said...

I'm glad it's not an issue. Listening to Tem, Keith, Blue and EP makes me not want to get married. Seems like they hardly ever get any.

Aitch said...

And I'm not even saying that to be an ads.

Aitch said...

*ass

Keef said...

Listening to Tem, Keith, Blue and EP makes me not want to get married. Seems like they hardly ever get any.


You take the good with the bad.

Aitch said...

That seems like a pretty big bad.

Keef said...

Yeah. But the kids are a pretty big good

Jugdish said...

ya-huge

Keef said...

Yes

El Padrino said...

And they do your laundry and run the household while your at work.

Aitch is the Hof

El Padrino said...

Not Hassel. The fat owner of the bunny ranch.

Marry a hooker aitch if you want to be married with lots of sexy time

Keef said...

I do my own laundry

And nobody is home when I'm at work

Blue said...

i eat pieces of shit like you for breakfast

Jugdish said...

I do my own laundry


I messed up laundry early in my marriage and now i'm not allowed to do it. that strategy doesn't work for everything, but it does for some.

Keef said...

I don't do cmk's clothes. I wash my own and I'll wash the kids' clothes if cmk hasn't already done them

Blue said...

adam schefter tweeted a telling stat

there were 12 guys who had more than 2.5 sacks in the preseason

10 of them made the 53 man rosters, 1 is on the practice squad, and the other is Michael Sam

seems like his stats would suggest he deserves to be in the NFL

Jugdish said...

him being cut from the Rams doesn't mean he didn't deserve to be in the nfl. they just didn't need him. I don't think they kept any of their 7th round picks. he is supposed to take a physical for the cowboys.

Keef said...

True, dude can play. But the only reason he was drafted is because the nfl made them. Why else would StL's undrafted FA get a bigger signing bonus? They wanted to draft Westbrooks but Fisher decided to help the NFL's image. It's retarded.

Blue said...

i agree that he didn't need to make the Rams, but the fact that no team put in a waiver claim?

and that he had to wait 2 days to get a tryout for the practice squad?

Blue said...

rams are loaded on the DL

Blue said...

shake it off...shake it off

Blue said...

shake it off no worries

Aitch said...

The above conversation is exactly what Tony Dungy meant when he said he wouldn't want the distraction. The Rams were in a no win situation. If they kept Sam over Westbrooks, then the critics would have said they only kept him as a PR move.

Blue said...

he had more sacks than westbrooks

more tackles

Blue said...

players gonna play play play

haters gonna hate hate hate

Blue said...

i'm just gonna shake shake shake shake shake

Blue said...

you are all welcome

Keef said...

Fucking Welker

The Meiz said...

Fucking Welker

Jugdish said...

welker

Jugdish said...

I almost drafted him in two leagues. someone took him before me.

Jugdish said...

I have one more draft tonight.

tem said...

damn I was out of town and missed out on the nude celeb linkage.

The Meiz said...

I had Welker on my do not draft list.

Jugdish said...

it wasn't an early pick, 6th or 7th round I think

Keef said...

That seems pretty early. That's still starter territory

The Meiz said...

Pretty positive a coworker misread my email when I thanked her for being demeaning and ccing our Merchandising Manager and Program Sales Director.

The Meiz said...

I'm getting testy as fuck up in this piece.

Jugdish said...

That seems pretty early. That's still starter territory


I view that as mid round. he still had to drop about 7 picks before he got to me. I didn't think it was bad value.

Jugdish said...

too much Michael sam talk on the radio today.

The Meiz said...

Jesus, another member of management got canned here.

tem said...

I think I need H to email me some jlaw and Upton pics

The Meiz said...

Big day

Keef said...

Sho is

Keef said...

Bold

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