Friday, August 01, 2014

new shit

Veal.

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Aitch said...

Never had veal

Aitch said...

@Keith, yes, Lackey is a douche.

Aitch said...

Call me crazy, but overall I like the moves the Red Sox made.

Aitch said...

Especially if they flip Cespedes and some prospects to Miami for Stanton.

Aitch said...

I still can't figure out what the Rays were thinking. They could have gotten much more for Price.

Aitch said...

Stephen Drew for Kelly Johnson was this year's requisite crap for crap trade.

ToddPacker said...

"I still can't figure out what the Rays were thinking. They could have gotten much more for Price."

seems like they should have waited until the off season to trade Price. I don't think he is a FA until after the 2015 season. they probably could have gotten a similar deal and would have Price for the stretch run this year

Blue said...

"Yea, except Lackey is already on record saying he won't pitch for $500k. Said he'll either retire or go play in Japan."

reminds me of the scene in Mr. Deeds.

if Lackey never came back from TJ, he'd be really happy to get his $500K

tem said...

ahiik

Brooklon Baby said...

Lackys a cunt

Brooklon Baby said...

They don't have veal in Portugal

The Meiz said...

"Never had veal"

Baby cows. Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm good.

The Meiz said...

I've determined I'm not getting anything worthwhile done today. We're shorthanded.

The Meiz said...

Red Sox did a good job, but they're not flipping Cespedes for Stanton.

Rays didn't get more for Price because of what he costs now, and what he is going to cost in the future.

I like Kelly Johnson.

Blue said...

i like pancakes, but i wouldn't trade them for stephen drew

Blue said...

dreaming

tem said...

I would trade pancakes for Stephen drew.

you can flip him for some waffles and cash considerations.

Brooklon Baby said...

Frozen waffles are underated.

Blue said...

frozen waffles are correctly rated

tem said...

Eggos are overrated.

Keef said...

Frozen waffles are underated.


Normally I'm not really picky about name brand versus store brand. But frozen waffles is one thing where name brand >>>>>>>>> store brand

Blue said...

sounds like dustin johnson likes the white stuff too much

Blue said...

couldn't stay out of the sand

Keef said...

He's a big time skier. Prefers the fresh powder

Blue said...

fiancee's dad is a former hockey player, so i'm sure there was always a lot of snow cones arond

The Meiz said...

The PGA Tour having a drug policy is ridiculous.

Keef said...

Your face is ridiculous

Blue said...

yeah, i was surprised they "tested" him

Aitch said...

I honestly had no idea they had a drug policy.

ToddPacker said...

PGA claims they did not suspend him, he is taking a break from golf voluntarily

Keef said...

I'm not sure how ridiculous it is. It's still a business at the end of the day. It's not good business for the PGA to turned a blind eye to their employees free basing

Blue said...

its not like shit turned up on TMZ

they had no problem with John Daly having the shakes on the 15th green

Keef said...

its not like shit turned up on TMZ


Yet

Keef said...

they had no problem with John Daly having the shakes on the 15th green


John Daly is a saint!

/Mize

ToddPacker said...

Paul George ouch

Keef said...

I wanna see

/Mize

The Meiz said...

"I'm not sure how ridiculous it is. It's still a business at the end of the day. It's not good business for the PGA to turned a blind eye to their employees free basing"

The guys on tour are independent contractors. They're employed by themselves.

Keef said...

And the tour employs the contractors, not vice versa. If doing business with an independent contractor is bad for business, you get rid of that contractor

Keef said...

I boat 3 new toilets today, and I'm pretty pumped because they are badass. What has my life become

tem said...

tour gives you a card to be a member and be allowed to play in the events.

it's not anyone can go up and say they are playing in the tourney that day. you basically get invited. tour says that it can test you, if you don't like it go play on another tour.

tem said...

are they ones that wash your ass or are heated?

Keef said...

No bidet. And no heated, it's Phoenix

Keef said...

But they can flush a full bucket of golf balls

The Meiz said...

I'll be damned. I just got an email from HD about a potential phone interview.

tem said...

"But they can flush a full bucket of golf balls"


seems like a good thing for a toilet to be able to do.

Blue said...

is HD a step up for meiz?

Keef said...

seems like a good thing for a toilet to be able to do.



When you kid is old enough to use the toilet herself you'll understand

tem said...

kids poop buckets of golf balls?

Blue said...

they put a lot of weird stuff in the toilet

and a lot of TP

The Meiz said...

"is HD a step up for meiz?"

No clue. Possibly.

I will do anything if the price is right.

Keef said...

I'll say right now that if it's HD, the price probably won't be right

Keef said...

and a lot of TP


This, mainly

Blue said...

i do a lot of toilet unclogging

Blue said...

"The Bengals and Andy Dalton have agreed to a six-year, $115 million deal, according to sources"


hahahahahahahahahaha


hahahahahahahahahah

hahahahahahahahahaha



hahahahahahahaha

Blue said...

bengals must enjoy losing in the first round of the playoffs every year

Keef said...

Yeah fml

tem said...

1st round is further than they usually get.

tem said...

""Yeah, I would have shaken his hand," Sherman said. "But that universe doesn't exist. If ifs were fifths, we'd all be drunk.""



ha. I like it. if ifs were fifths....

tem said...

Chase Bank called me today to see how I was doing.

wtf?


Blue said...

"If ifs were fifths, we'd all be drunk."

IIWFWABD

Keef said...

Ahik

Blue said...

guess the bengals haven't been impressed by AJ mccarron

Blue said...

24/31

Keef said...

25/31

tem said...

24

The Meiz said...

One of my co-workers has the single most irritating typing patterns/cadences on planet friggin earth. It grates on me.

Keef said...

Does she also use a lot of spaces when she types

The Meiz said...

YES

The Meiz said...

pitter patter, pitter patter, SPACE SPACE.

pitter patter, pitter patter, SPACE SPACE.

pitter patter, pitter patter, SPACE SPACE.


It makes my frickin skin crawl

tem said...

jones and cormier brawled at some prefight media thing.

they are getting into this promoting the fight thing.


1st thing I noticed though was that cormier had some massive pit stains/sweat going on.

tem said...

is there a lot of typing at that HD job?

Keef said...

jones and cormier brawled at some prefight media thing.

Saw that. Lame-o. Fake fighting is the worse*

The Meiz said...

"is there a lot of typing at that HD job?"

DON'T CARE. WHAT DOES IT PAY?

Keef said...

What yob is it?

Keef said...

Most positions here start at < $10/hr

The Meiz said...

Full time sales

Keef said...

Probably about $10

Blue said...

yeah, most guys working at HD aren't doing it to pay the rent

The Meiz said...

Unfortunate

The Meiz said...

Depot called when I was on the crapper. I'll give 'em ring back tonight just to hear what they have to say. No harm, no foul.

Keef said...

Shitty part, besides the pay, you don't even get a discount working there

tem said...

no discount at all? wtf?

Blue said...

its because their prices are so low

Blue said...

plus, the man has to pay for Matt Ryan

tem said...

home depot guy owns the falcons? I didn't know that.

Keef said...

It's not Ryan it's Ryne

Keef said...

no discount at all? wtf?


Exactly. Mind bottling.

Keef said...

But you get a 15% discount if you get involved in the stock purchase program

Keef said...

So there's a discount. Got it

tem said...

you should buy stock

tem said...

I should axe them if I get a discount if I buy HD stock.

Keef said...

you should buy stock


Wish I would have done that when I started 5 years ago. Probably too late now. If I enrolled now, they would start taking money out but it would sit in a fund until January 1st before any stocks would be purchased

tem said...

enroll in December.

Keef said...

Fml if I'm still working there in December

tem said...

you're quitting before the year is up?

Keef said...

I wanted to quit before last year was up. I'm still waiting on my full raise feoy "promotion" last year. We just had our midyear reviews and my mgr have me a solid review. Gotta wait until our director reviews it and then see if they will give me the rest of my raise. If so, then I should be able to quit HD

Keef said...

If I get he rest of my raise, ahik*, I will probably stick around til Halloween because that would be 5 years there so I would get an extra week of vacation

tem said...

you'll be working there in 2015.

Keef said...

I have little doubt

Keef said...

Especially because cmk keeps wanting to do all these house projects. Got carpet in February, getting recessed lighting installed in a few weeks, she wants to get the concrete patio in back torn up and out pavers in.

tem said...

she should start working there too

Keef said...

Yeah. Then we'd get double the discount for all these projects

The Meiz said...

Here's what's going to happen.

You're going to keep sinking all this money into the house, cmk's going to run out of upgrades to make, and get bored, the As.es move out in 10 years, and take a beating on the sale.

What a country!

Blue said...

"he wants to get the concrete patio in back torn up and out pavers in."

that's not cheap

we looked at doing that and the bids were all over $10K

tem said...

yeah but your patio is probably like 10,000 square feet.

his is probably a third of your size.

tem said...

"and take a beating on the sale."


he'll probably make a ton on the sale but would have made just as much had he not done any of the changes.

tem said...

I'm assuming patios are large out in the west.

Keef said...

Our patio area is maybe 800-1000 sqft

Keef said...

My guess is it'll be maybe $2500ish

Keef said...

You're going to keep sinking all this money into the house, cmk's going to run out of upgrades to make, and get bored, the As.es move out in 10 years, and take a beating on the sale.


We've already made about $45k on the house, before any upgrades started

The Meiz said...

LET ME HAVE MY HYPOTHETICAL, DAMMIT

Keef said...

Carpet was a yahuge upgrade because we went from shitty carpet that is installed when the house is built to a denser carpet with a thick pad. Recessed lighting is big because we currently only have a lamp in our family room, their are no ceiling lifts and no outlets connected to a switch

Keef said...

LET ME HAVE MY HYPOTHETICAL, DAMMIT


Sorry. You're right.

The Meiz said...

Lady I work with is trying to sell her house. Its pretty new construction, on an acre and a half, and she's had to drop the price a total of 65-70k since listing it in March.

Keef said...

When did she buy it? We bought ours in 2009, basically when house prices were at their lowest

Blue said...

"My guess is it'll be maybe $2500ish"

maybe for materials

Keef said...

Maybe

Blue said...

"Our patio area is maybe 800-1000 sqft "

whatchya gotta a whole back yard?

Blue said...

I was amazed at how expensive it was, we had roughly 250 sq ft

Blue said...

maybe closer to 300

Keef said...

whatchya gotta a whole back yard?

Back yard is probably 2500 sqft. Maybe the paved area would be 600-800.

Keef said...

We're you getting just regular pavers or something like travertine

Keef said...

Were

Blue said...

"We're you getting just regular pavers or something like travertine"

pavestone

a little nicer than just the plain red bricks, but not anything crazy

Blue said...

we only talked to one dude, he put in a path with them last year, and he's stupid expensive.

i gotta get other bids

Keef said...

Yeah the red bricks are gross. We have a pad with those, hate them. Cmk wants them up also and replaced with the natural colored pavestone

Keef said...

I don't have a say in anything. I just stand to the side and look pretty

Blue said...

dude that's my neighbor spent like 20 grand on pavestones, something ridiculous

Blue said...

he got like a bench and seating area and fire pit too though

Jugdish said...

he got like a bench and seating area and fire pit too though


ohh, I hadn't thought of that. I like it!

/cmk

Keef said...

We have a concrete pad on the side in back that has a table, chairs, grill, firepit. That's the part she wants the concrete gone and pavers in. She also wants a bar bully there with an attached grill, forgot to mention that before

Keef said...

Caviar dreams, tilapia budget

Blue said...

that'll be cheap

Keef said...

I'll just build it all with flagstone

Brooklon Baby said...

Sick and tired of Jayson werths beard.

Brooklon Baby said...

Atlantic city was fun. Bachelor parties are fun.

tem said...

"We've already made about $45k on the house, before any upgrades started"

who gave you $45k?

I think you made $0 and think you might make $45K if it sold. I don't think anyone handed you $45K.

tem said...

that's like LP saying he made $1,000,000,000 picking stocks.

Keef said...

I think you made $0 and think you might make $45K if it sold. I don't think anyone handed you $45K


I dunno. The appraiser gave us $45k to get out of PMI

Brooklon Baby said...

Mike Smiths mandals are incredible

Blue said...

your face is incredible

tem said...

"dunno. The appraiser gave us $45k to get out of PMI"


what did you spend the $45K on?

or did you just put it in the bank? or pay down your mortgage?

Blue said...

maybe he opened a HELOC

tem said...

maybe he opened a Subway

Blue said...

it's possible

The Meiz said...

"maybe he opened a Subway"

Not with only $45K

Blue said...

sandwhich* artist

Jugdish said...

I did open Subway, but I don't even get an employee discount there.

/keef

tem said...

"Not with only $45K"

maybe someone gave him money for other reasons too.

Keef said...

We should build a Subway add-on to the house

/cmk

tem said...

"Nicklaus: McIlroy 'can win 15 or 20 majors'"



XNIJ

Keef said...

Cars are the worse*. Just took my car in for the third time in the last 24k miles because the right front inner brake pad went metal to metal

Keef said...

But if course it's out of warranty now

Blue said...

8k miles per pad is standard i guess

Keef said...

It's the same pad that goes every time. They keep saying there's nothing wrong

The Meiz said...

I haven't needed pads on my car since I bought it 5 years ago.

tem said...

I went 6 years on my pads.

They all went bad at the same time which made cents* to me.

tem said...

keith must have a fancy car that only uses 1 wheel to brake.

tem said...

"They keep saying there's nothing wrong"

use some of your $45K to buy a new car.

Keef said...

keith must have a fancy car that only uses 1 wheel to brake.


I must put all of the force from my foot on the right side of the brake pedal

tem said...

maybe none of your other brakes are even hooked up.

Blue said...

maybe the disc on the right side is bigger

Brooklon Baby said...

You have a lemon. Return it.



Did you check the Carfax?
S

Blue said...

get a smaller wheel for the front right

Blue said...

wheel is probably cheaper than brakes

Blue said...

"In what could turn out to be possibly the biggest bombshell of the entire Stiviano-Sterling saga, Stiviano posted a picture of a young girl on her Instagram account and implied that Sterling is the baby’s father"


hahahahahaha

Keef said...

Tiger Woods arrived at Valhalla Golf Club on Wednesday afternoon and after a nine-hole practice round, pronounced himself ready to play in the PGA Championship, which begins Thursday morning.
Woods said the pain that caused him to withdraw from the WGC-Bridgestone Invitational on Sunday was unrelated to earlier back surgery that forced him to miss two major championships this year.


Must have been the pain of being down by 16 shots

Brooklon Baby said...

Ha. What a fag.

The Meiz said...

I think I've just about figured out horseshoes, guys. It's all coming together now.

Blue said...

"I think I've just about figured out horseshoes, guys. It's all coming together now."

you realized that you're supposed to get as close as possible to the stake?

Jugdish said...

steak?

The Meiz said...

Changed my grip, and added loft to my shot. Shoes come off my hand better and usually have a perfect 3 quarter turn.

The Meiz said...

I know you care.

Blue said...

tiger not really playing well

Jugdish said...

he needs to change his grip and add a loft to his shot. that's what I would do.

Blue said...

he already has a 3 quarter turn

Keef said...

WD coming soon

Blue said...

what is WD

Keef said...

Withdraw

Keef said...

It's what tiger does when he's not playing well and gets embarrassed

Blue said...

oh

true

Blue said...

he's a quitter

Keef said...

18/20

tem said...

Nashville is cool

Blue said...

the town or the show

Brooklon Baby said...

A rich quitter who likes to fuck.

Keef said...

Who doesn't like to do that?

Keef said...

Me

/cmk

Brooklon Baby said...

Wives not Fucking jokes always makes me laugh.

Watch Married on FX shit is funny.

Brooklon Baby said...

Fucking wives.

Brooklon Baby said...

Halfway on the bag. Usual Thursday night drunken mess

Brooklon Baby said...

My sons behavior makes me want to get a vasectomy

Aitch said...

I'm 97% sure that I never want kids.

Brooklon Baby said...

Some people

Aitch said...

Some people?

Brooklon Baby said...

Don't want kids.

Brooklon Baby said...

Canolis are amazing.

The Meiz said...

19/20 on the sporcle

The Meiz said...

I fucking love cannoli

Brooklon Baby said...

Word up

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