Friday, July 04, 2014

Vacation America

I can remember every vacation I've gone on. By vacation I mean more than 2 hours from the house. We didn't go on any until I was 10 which ain't bad.

Wildwood, NJ
Orlando, FL (Disney)
Wildwood, NJ
Tampa, FL (Busch Gardens)
West Palm Beacn/Boynton Beach, FL
Wildwood NJ
Orlando Fl
Ocean City MD
Aruba
Ocean City MD
Las Vegas, NV
Ocean City MD
Turks and Caicos
Ocean City MD
Palm Beach FL
Ocean City MD
Ocean City MD
Ocean City MD

and I'm going to Ocean City MD Sunday

The only thing I'm using my phone for is to google why are crabs so fucking delicious

Leopards are beautiful.

I dare Melo to go to LA. Fucking dare you.

When is baseball over already jesus enough.

Can't believe Batman Begins was out in 2005. Sick I'm old.

Fuck pop tarts.

AMERICA. HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU. I love you. You're the best.

USA USA USA USA USA USA!!

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ToddPacker said...

Happy 4th

kod said...

Happy 4th all! Hope everyone's doing great, and having an awesome holiday weekend!!

Brooklon Baby said...

I forgot Cabo I went to Cabo in 06

The Meiz said...

Update for Tem. Neighbor chick.

The Meiz said...

Going to my homeboy's birthday party now. I'm out!

The Meiz said...

Work can kiss my ass right now. I'm beat.

The Meiz said...

Jesus, this place sucks.

Aitch said...

I so don't want to go to work tomorrow

The Meiz said...

Neither do I, and I worked today.

Aitch said...

The Red Sox really suck this year.

Aitch said...

It's funny that Kod makes an appearance on day that no one comments.

Aitch said...

Wait, that's every day now

The Meiz said...

We're giving away some really nice shit at our company picnic. This is crazy.

Keef said...

We have a new manager in our office. I got back from vacation today and meet her, and it's a chick who I went to high school with, her brother was my best friend. And I was roommates with her and another chick when I moved back to az from Ohio. Weird

Aitch said...

Keith's in with the new boss. Nice!

tem said...

good work on the neighbor

The Meiz said...

Maybe, maybe not.

Jugdish said...

And I was roommates with her and another chick when I moved back to az from Ohio. Weird



Keef Tripper

Jugdish said...

self serve beer

Aitch said...

I bet selling one of those cards to an underage teen could be profitable

Jugdish said...

there is a lawyer for every case

Aitch said...

That is so ridiculous. I really hope it gets tossed.

Keef said...

His mom, Hana, said he was out of town and couldn’t be reached, but she defended his suit.


Shocking that the tub of lard lives at home

tem said...

being mean to him helps his law suit.

he's gonna get $10M from MLB because you were mean to him on this site.

Jugdish said...

we can throw in $10 for our part in it

Keef said...

Speak for yourself

tem said...

you can.

he'll probably take you up on the offer now.

Keef said...

Tem will cover all of us

tem said...

just me and meiz

Jugdish said...

funny

Jugdish said...

wall

tem said...

your face is a wall of something

Blue said...

wall of awesome

Keef said...

Enough with the espn the body issue

The Meiz said...

Bam. $10 for a 10lb case of Lambeau Field brats. I might have to get two.

Blue said...

do they come cooked?

tem said...

better save that $10 for the napper lawsuit.

tem said...

oh nevermind, I said I'd cover you on that.

Keef said...

$10 for a 10lb case of Lambeau Field brats.


I'll give you my brats for free. Pain on my asses.

/LP

Keef said...

In

tem said...

still don't consider BJ Penn an MMA legend. I missed the time when he was really good.

Loss 16–10–2 Frankie Edgar
Loss 16–9–2 Rory MacDonald
Loss 16–8–2 Nick Diaz
Draw 16–7–2 Jon Fitch
Win 16–7–1 Matt Hughes
Loss 15–7–1 Frankie Edgar
Loss 15–6–1 Frankie Edgar
Win 15–5–1 Diego Sanchez
Win 14–5–1 Kenny Florian
Loss 13–5–1 Georges St-Pierre
Win 13–4–1 Sean Sherk
Win 12–4–1 Joe Stevenson
Win 11–4–1 Jens Pulver
Loss 10–4–1 Matt Hughes
Loss 10–3–1 Georges St-Pierre
Win 10–2–1 Renzo Gracie
Loss 9–2–1 Lyoto Machida
Win 9–1–1 Rodrigo Gracie
Win 8–1–1 Duane Lugwid
Win 7–1–1 Matt Hughe
Win 6–1–1 Takanori Gomi
Draw 5–1–1 Caol Uno Draw
Win 5–1 Matt Serra
Win 4–1 Paul Creighton
Loss 3–1 Jens Pulver
Win 3–0 Caol Uno KO
Win 2–0 Din Thomas
Win 1–0 Joey Gilbert


so Matt Hughes is his only win over a really good person? Sanchez, Serra and Florian are OK.

tem said...

from a story about Deangelo Williams giving up his seat for a marine:

I first heard of this years ago, right after 9/11, when a friend in the industry was on a plane with Hall of Fame wide receiver Cris Carter, who was sitting in first class with his brother. As soon as a military man boarded the plane, Carter told his brother: "Get up."



HILARITY. Chris Carter gives up his brother's seat to the soldier. Nice of Chris.

Keef said...

I don't think Brazil is going to win the World Cup

tem said...

yeah, thanks for trying Brazil.

holy fuck.

tem said...

Germany is using a cheat code or some shit.

Keef said...

Germany is using a cheat code or some shit.


They're just throwing screens or something

Blue said...

its easy to score 5 goals when you're at home

Blue said...

Germany has scored as many goals in the first half as the US scored in their 4 world cup games

Keef said...

its easy to score 5 goals when you're at home


Obviously you've never been to my house

tem said...

if you married a Brazilian it would apparently be easier to score

Keef said...

Yahuge if

tem said...

you live in AZ, probably a brazillion brazillians around.

The Meiz said...

"do they come cooked?"


They do.

tem said...

self serve beer is genius. customers pay for the amount they dump out to get rid of the head on the pour.

vendors used to eat that loss, now the customers will pay.

Keef said...

Dumping it out is dumb. It's not like it sits there forever

tem said...

might be, but people do it all the time.

tilt the cup and fill it up and let some run off to minimize the amount of head.

tem said...

fucking bar tenders do it all the time.


of course this self serve machine will be broke within 20 minutes so it probably doesn't matter

Keef said...

Power went out at the office do everyone can go home

Keef said...

So

Keef said...

tilt the cup and fill it up and let some run off to minimize the amount of head


That's because people are morons. I used to have to teach people how to pour draught beer when I lived in cbus and worked for the distributor. It was amazing how difficult they made it

tem said...

People are morons. That's why the thing is genius

The Meiz said...

And cheap-ish. $6.08 for a pint at the All-Star game? I'LL HAVE A DOZEN.

Aitch said...

That is actually pretty reasonable for a ballpark

The Meiz said...

Ours are either $7.75 or $8 for an aluminum pint of Lite or Coors

tem said...

$6 is a deal.

at blue jackets games they are $8.


don't think buckeyes games sell beers. maybe basketball on one level.

concerts and shit they are always $8.

$8 might be for a 20 ounce though....

Blue said...

large and regular are the same size beers at stadiums...just different shapes

Blue said...

Germany just scored again

Jugdish said...

ouch

Jugdish said...

hilarity

Jugdish said...

wall

tem said...

prince stuff was on PTI

Jugdish said...

Go Dutch!

/mize

Blue said...

lebron

tem said...

he's going to play in Italy or china.

tem said...

"Popovich, Spurs reach multiyear extension"

they could probably just give him one of those lifetime contracts at this point.

Jugdish said...

he's going to play in Italy or china.



for the max contract

tem said...

obviously. max china contract is all the tea

tem said...

tea will now be known as Bron.

Iced Bron, Earl Grey Bron, Green Bron, etc.

Arnold Palmer will be known as an Arnold Bron.



Jugdish said...

does that mean ill get Bron bagged?

/Lp

tem said...

ha.

yes indeed.

Blue said...

I'm already tired of lebron

Blue said...

not sure why Obama was here the other day. apparently he wanted to play pool and hang out

but then a dude offered him some weed and he just laughed at him

Blue said...

so what gives?

Keef said...

Filok has been in Scotland the last week playing golf and living the dream. He's flying home today. So last night I say to cmk "I bet your dad is pretty bummed right now that his trip is almost over". Cmk says "yeah, he probably is. He's probably already in he air by now". I say "doesn't he get in at like 10:00 tomorrow night (tonight)". She says yeah. I say "oh, well it's not a 27 hour trip, it's probably closer to maybe 15 or so hours". Cmk says "yeah he said it took 15 hours to get there with the layover and switching planes and everything". I said yeah so he's probably not in the air yet because he's not gonna be here for about 27 hours. Cmk says "yeah but they are about 12 hours ahead of us". I gave her a ::youseriousclark?::

Blue said...

time travel is hard to understand

Blue said...

so you aren't just an ass on LOV

Keef said...

Never said I was

Blue said...

never said you said that

Keef said...

Exactly

Aitch said...

He just said he was way worse on LOV

tem said...

air marshall keef

Blue said...

meiz would know, he had a time masheen

Keef said...

?

The Meiz said...

I don't know how time works

Keef said...

That's why you always waited too long to shit and you were late for work

Blue said...

maybe he left later so he'd get there earlier

Blue said...

Lebron to the Lakers..

Blue said...

he's going to play with Kobe and Melo

Keef said...

Picture on front page of WWL has a "one of these things is not like the others, one of these things just doesn't belong" vibe to it

Blue said...

who knew steve blake was still in the NBA?

tem said...

his mom knew

Jugdish said...

your mom went to college

The Meiz said...

Goddamn Breer's

Keef said...

I have Dat Dude and Yadi on my fmlb team. Bolth of them were placed on the DL today with a torn thumb ligament

The Meiz said...

One of my teams currently has 6 guys on the DL

Keef said...

One upper

Keef said...

My niece's team has everyone on the DL


/jug

The Meiz said...

Team was fine until I looked at it today, and was like "WHAT THE FUCK??"

Aitch said...

EP

tem said...

it's Friday asshole

Blue said...

he's on vacation, his 11th

Blue said...

it's like you don't even read the posts

The Meiz said...

It's Friday, asshole.

Keef said...

LeBron James is headed back to Cleveland, the star said in an article he penned for Sports Illustrated. James won two titles with the Heat in four years.

Blue said...

Lebron back to cleveland...officially

Keef said...

Way to keep up

Blue said...

yes...we are not breaking news here anymore

Blue said...

good for Lebron, now he can be a "good guy" again

Keef said...

I'll root for lebron again

And Mize is done rooting for lebron

Blue said...

he won't win another championship

Blue said...

i'm guessing that means that Bosh is going to Houston

Blue said...

unless Melo is going to Miami to team up with Wade and Bosh

Blue said...

that would be a godawful team

Keef said...

he won't win another championship


I dunno about that. Irving and Wiggins are nice sidekicks

Keef said...

Unless you're jut talking about the Cleveland stank on him now, which is hard to argue

Blue said...

i take that back, they'll contend for a championship, but i just don't see them beating OKC or San Antonio, or Houston

Blue said...

Lebron didn't raise any money for the Boys and Girls club this time around.

what a prick

Blue said...

jim gray is upset

Blue said...

temhio rejoices

Keef said...

You're thinking that a Houston team with Deeewight and Bosh would be better than Cleveland? GTFO

Jugdish said...

Cleveland sports luck...LeBron's plane to Brazil crashes

Blue said...

you forgot jeremy lin

Keef said...

Cleveland sports luck...LeBron's plane to Brazil crashes


Jug is the last person here that I would have guessed would make that type of comment

tem said...

yeah but would they ever find the plane?

Jugdish said...

I don't want him to die...it was more of a cleveland joke

The Meiz said...

"And Mize is done rooting for lebron"

What? No. LeBron James is one of my 3 favorite basketball players ever.

The Meiz said...

The Bucks will still suck for a few years, and I'm good with that.

The Meiz said...

"I dunno about that. Irving and Wiggins are nice sidekicks"


Kevin Love, 3 1st rounders next year, Cavs have SO much wiggle room.

tem said...

waiters, some first rounders, Anderson foreign guy for Love.

Keef said...

Lebron loves Varajeo

tem said...

he loves Love more.

probably.

tem said...

Lin to the Lakers.

I am sure Kobe is excited.

Keef said...

Spiff is happy. They're cousins

Keef said...

The Cavaliers have opened talks by offering guard Dion Waiters, forward Anthony Bennett and a first-round pick to the Timberwolves in exchange for Love, sources told ESPN The Magazine's Chris Broussard.


Poop

The Meiz said...

The Cavs will get Love, either by trade soon or by FA next summer.

The Meiz said...

And they will destroy the NBA

The Meiz said...

I am drinking a fine pilsner beer

The Meiz said...

That's what the can tells me

Keef said...

Tastes great

tem said...

is it more or less filling?

The Meiz said...

I think it's less filling

Jugdish said...

rut roh...no bosh in houston

tem said...

haha fuck howard.

tem said...

bosh wade and melo. go!

Keef said...

Time to go golfing

kod said...

this in intriguing, the bron, kyreeee, possibly Love.

Hopefully Love; cause, you know if so then....

that team on paper should win at least 60, maybe 70+ games.

But it's Cleveland, where there are much bigger forces at play (like Minni)

can the best team on paper maybe overcome that unexplainable force?

if so, is he prepared to face the Kirby Puckett-like fallout that is sure to come from defeating said unexplainable force.

I wonder

Keef said...

Mein Cupf

The Meiz said...

I think I'm going to start playing softball again this fall. Gotta stop being drunk all the time.

Aitch said...

Drunk and stupid is no way to go through life, son.

tem said...

you don't play softball drunk?

Blue said...

yeah, you're not doing it right

Keef said...

I like Holly Sonders

Blue said...

who doesn't

Keef said...

Mize

Keef said...

Lebron lost in the finals in '07, '11, and '14. He announced he's going back to the Cavs on 07/11/14

Blue said...

maybe he just wanted a free slurpee

Blue said...

surprised ESPN never showed LeBron at the World Cup

Keef said...

surprised ESPN never showed LeBron at the World Cup


They were pissed he chose SI to announce his move

Keef said...

ESPN 3 To Live-Stream Tiger For Entire Open


As if people don't hate Tiger enough already

tem said...

I don't know holly sonders

tem said...

"They were pissed he chose SI to announce his move"


bron really loves skunkpatch.

Keef said...

I don't know holly sonders


I don't know her either

Blue said...

google knows her, and you know google...so you're in

Keef said...

6 degrees of separatem

tem said...

do I know how to do the google?

The Meiz said...

I've gotta take a chill pill this weekend. I've been getting way too loose with it lately.

tem said...

no such thing. you are young and single. get to it.

The Meiz said...

I do NOT want to become overbearing guy at the bar

Blue said...

norm was never overbearing

Keef said...

But norm was cool

The Meiz said...

I made an unfriend this weekend, too.

Dude I've seen and shot the shit with at the bar a few times was there on Saturday. Ol' girl I'm lightly pursuing wasn't around, so we agreed to bar hop around town. Long story short, my original gut feeling that he was a sketchy dude was right. Dude ran out of money, and kept ordering drinks and shots for other people. He got the boot quick. I had to make sure everybody knew he wasn't/isn't my actual friend.

Blue said...

so you no longer follow him on twitter either

tem said...

it'll be awkward next time you see him.

Blue said...

shoot, i don't care if my friends are deadbeats...just as long as peeps don't expect me to pay for his dumb ass.

tem said...

it's Monday assholes

tem said...

I wouldn't want to be associated with someone who ordered a bunch of drinks and had no way to pay for it.

situations where they honestly forgot their wallet or something notwithstanding.

but deadbeat joe, fuck that shit, I don't need that kind of action.

tem said...

especially in a small town.

that stank rubs off on you in a small town.

next thing you know you get a dirty look for taking a penny from the leave a penny take a penny at the cash station because Dolores behind the counter heard you and deadbeat joe were tight.

Keef said...

so you no longer follow him on twitter either


What about Instagram

The Meiz said...

Tem hit it all right on the head.

That dude ain't my pal, and I need to make sure everybody knows that.

Keef said...

Would he be your pal if he was paying for everything?

The Meiz said...

No, he'd still be sketchy. I didn't like the manner in which he spoke. Asked a lot of strange, probing questions.

tem said...

he'd be your sketchy pal in that case.

Blue said...

"When addressing the cost of the trophy, Hancock called it a "priceless, one-of-a-kind piece of art.""

maybe they should have had Mastercard as a sponsor as opposed to Dr. Pepper

Keef said...

Nothing is priceless

Blue said...

are you calling him a liar?

tem said...

things that haven't been priced yet are priceless

Keef said...

Everything has a price

Keef said...

are you calling him a liar?


Are you calling me a liar

Keef said...

Block

Keef said...

Bold

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