Friday, July 25, 2014

Steak is delicious

whats the wildest game you've eaten?  Bison over rice doesn't count H


I had goat it was good.  Elk was super lean but tasty.  Rabbit I guess was the gamiest.  I liked it though.


Thought The Internship was pretty funny.  People gon hate.


My two cents on Lebron.
The backlash from the Decision is the reason why he is going back.  The sentiment of returning home is 2nd.  You all know that right.  He was trying to right a wrong.  The media and most of the fans ate it up.  Scar tissue remains.  Time will heal the wound and if he wins a ship in Clev all will be forgotten but if he doesn't -- the scar will last forever.


FOOTBALL.


Bach party AC Aug 2nd I planned it.  I'm the best man.  Shit is gonna be HDH.  Old Homestead at 10pm.  Some group gambling.  Got a rate for bottle service (which I detest) that wasn't bad at the Gypsy Bar then more group gambling.  Midgets are scheduled for 2am.  Then back down for gambling, individual I imagine.  Gonna need like 2 g's.


Boys will be boys.


Not sure you heard me, perhaps there is a baseball game in the background that is distracting you but


FOOOOTTTBALLL.


Seinfeld fans - It's coming to Netflix.


Imaginext Toys have taken over my living room.


Fucking Brew Crew huh Meiz?





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Keef said...

whats the wildest game you've eaten? 


I swallowed a monopoly piece when I was a kid

Brooklon Baby said...

You're a regular riot keef

Blue said...

as opposed to an irregular riot

Blue said...

i've had some crazy weird animal.

there is a place here that has all this exotic meat. like i think we had Rhino, or hippo or something like that once.

i've only been there twice but can't remember all the crazy shit they had

Blue said...

it was probably just chicken cooked up and they called it hippo and charged 10x

Blue said...

bachelor party sounds like quite the weekend of debauchery

Blue said...

who is getting married?

tem said...

midgets? stripper midgets or rasslin midgets?

The Meiz said...

I've had Mako shark, but my feeling is that the wildest game I've ever eaten is fish I've caught and deer I've shot.

Blue said...

i had the endless pasta bowl at olive garden...does that count as wild?

Blue said...

still hungry?

Jugdish said...

Seinfeld fans - It's coming to Netflix.



suite

Jugdish said...

whats the wildest game you've eaten?


gator

Aitch said...

"if he wins a ship in Clev"

I think they'd rather he focus on basketball and not sailing.

Aitch said...

Does venison count?

Aitch said...

I'll never understand why in a nearly empty parking, when you park away from everybody, some asshole still has to park next to you.

Blue said...

i don't think I could eat gorilla...

if you believe in evolution at all, seems a little wrong.

if you don't, then maybe not as bad

Blue said...

jobu would not eat gorilla

The Meiz said...

"I'll never understand why in a nearly empty parking, when you park away from everybody, some asshole still has to park next to you."

Because you're the asshole that parked away from everybody.

Blue said...

maybe that person likes the excercise

Blue said...

maybe that person is like "why the hell is H parking clear out here where I always park"

Brooklon Baby said...

My cousin is. What an indiot right

Blue said...

43/50

keith should get all 50

Keef said...

39/50

The Meiz said...

So sick of this week. Been getting my ass kicked since Monday because of my buyer fucking up.

The Meiz said...

I can't wait to go home and get annihilated at Summer Sounds.

The Meiz said...

"Fucking Brew Crew huh Meiz?"

Pretty much

ToddPacker said...

bbrod had a mets flashback tonight

tem said...

wildest game is probably human.

Keef said...

UFC picks

The Meiz said...

So, last night was pretty awesome and incredibly fun.

The Meiz said...

"bbrod had a mets flashback tonight"

It happens to everybody

Keef said...

47/96

tem said...

Lawler is a lock. It won't go past 3 rounds

tem said...

Got a new phone today. Yay

tem said...

Johnson will ko nog

tem said...

Other fights are over.

The Meiz said...

still drinking

Aitch said...

Fucking Mondays

Blue said...

38/96

Blue said...

"Fucking Mondays"

sounds like somebody has a case of the mondays

tem said...

dumb facebook post today:

"Daddy with her girls!"

it's a picture of a guy and his daughters.

Blue said...

stupid facebook

Blue said...

what a waste of a day

tem said...

indeed.

plus I am back at work.

The Meiz said...

Today is lame.

The Meiz said...

One of my accounts emailed me asking to find food safe trash bags. DUDE, they're trash bags. The hell do you need them to be food safe for?

The Meiz said...

And in all of the mailing it in I've been doing, new supe has requested that I also attend the meetings with Sr Staff with her. Cool with me.

Keef said...

The hell do you need them to be food safe for?

Maybe they bag up food and donate it to a food bank or something

Blue said...

maybe they don't want badgers getting into them

Keef said...

They don't need no stinking badgers

The Meiz said...

"Maybe they bag up food and donate it to a food bank or something"

A) Violates Federal rules

B) Dude wants to soak dried beans in 55 gallon trash cans. Hey, it's a maximum security prison. Fine by me.

The Meiz said...

Oh, and those motherfuckers eat like kings. They get food I don't buy.

Home-made, from-scratch pizza
Salmon
Portabella caps

All sorts of nice shit.

tem said...

yeah prison is great.

tem said...

I bet you could get in if you wanted to.

tem said...

"new supe has requested that I also attend the meetings with Sr Staff with her"


she needs a note taker / scapegoat.

tem said...

nothing is done with your professional development in mind.

tem said...

this ray rice shit is too much.


2 games for something where nobody knows exactly what happened and the people who were there have said it wasn't a big deal? seems ok.

there is no proof to get him on for a longer ban. the DA has the most evidence and they didn't press any serious charges. how can the nfl make a serious punishment?

and all this comparing it to the weed bans is dumb. apples and oranges. the weed ban punishments are dumb, so you compare this to it and say that if weed is worth a season that this should be worth 2?

the same goddman people who say the weed ban is dumb are using it to say the Rice ban should be longer. the weed ban is dumb, you can't use it for a basis to say the Rice ban should be longer.


tem said...

and enough about the players boycotting if sterling is still an owner.

gtfooh.


no fucking way. like the NBA has a choice here. they tried to kick him out, it's in the courts now. the players are going to boycott games because the courts are slow? seems fair. it's not like the NBA or other owners are doing anything to keep Sterling. the exact opposite is true. but it isn't happening fast enough? doc rivers is going to quit because the court system is slow. good luck not getting paid.


there is no fucking way the boycott is anything but a bluff. I guess they hope some circuit court judge is a big NBA fan and a dumbass and then will speed this process along.

news flash, lawyers get paid by the hour. all of the lawyers involved have a vested interest in this process taking as long as possible.

if the nba players want this process to speed up they should boycott lawyers and say they are just going to represent themselves from now on. that shit would speed up the process. lawyers losing all of the NBA player's business. fucking sterling shit would be over in 2 weeks.

Brooklon Baby said...

How do you feel about Joba Chamberlains beard and the Ebola virus tem?

tem said...

keith...OSU band director thoughts...


tem said...

How do you feel about Joba Chamberlains beard and the Ebola virus tem?

I don't know about his beard.

Ebola is bad.

Blue said...

i haven't met many people who are pro-ebola

tem said...

I think I haven't met any at all.

Keef said...

keith...OSU band director thoughts...


It's band. Who cares?

Keef said...

Aja I had to google because I didn't know what you were talking about

Keef said...

Wait, so people in band talk about sex? Weird

Blue said...

yes, i saw american pie

The Meiz said...

"nothing is done with your professional development in mind."

Right, but I have to try to make the most of it on my own. I recognize that.

The Meiz said...

And I won't be taking notes. That's not my job.

tem said...

the band director stuff is hilarity. half of tosu is up in arms about it the other half either doesn't know or doesn't care.

tem said...

apparently there might have been some required flute sex.

tem said...

ok I made that up

The Meiz said...

Fucking Brewers

tem said...

yep

Aitch said...

Happy birthday, Jug

Blue said...

happy birthday jug

Brooklon Baby said...

Happy birthday jug I guess

Brooklon Baby said...

How the fuck did the red sux win the WS last year

Keef said...

Do you need us to splain how the process works?

Blue said...

they scored more runs than the other team

Aitch said...

Lots of guys had career years at once.

Brooklon Baby said...

Lightning in a bottle

Blue said...

I wonder what kind of bottle they use to catch lightning.

like a glass bottle? because i'd think it would get rather hot and probably explode with shards of glass everywhere.

plastic bottle would melt. Aluminum or metal bottle would probably work best, but you'd think it would get really hot too. Maybe you could wear oven mitts.

gold is a great conductor of electricity, but a gold bottle would be expensive

Blue said...

and why does catching this lightning make you win stuff?

or does it just make you lucky

I'm not sure how it means that everything lined up perfectly in your favor?

Jugdish said...

thanks for the birthday wishes.

Keef said...

Jug is old

Jugdish said...

this is true

Jugdish said...

but a gold bottle would be expensive


money is not an object for the red sox

Brooklon Baby said...

Glass expands with heat. It would not explode

The Meiz said...

You guys ever heard of somebody taking 5 days off for a friggin funeral?

The Meiz said...

"Glass expands with heat. It would not explode"

bullshit

The Meiz said...

Grenades expand with heat. They do not explode.

Keef said...

Glass expands with heat. It would not explode


At some point it has to expand beyond its capacity

Keef said...

You guys ever heard of somebody taking 5 days off for a friggin funeral?



Dramatic people

The Meiz said...

Supervisor's father in law go drunk, passed out on a pier, and rolled into the lake.

The Meiz said...

*got

The Meiz said...

She takes extreme liberties with this whole being salaried thing. Comes in late, leaves early, doesn't know how to do nearly the amount of tasks actually required of the position, etc... I'm getting pretty fed up.

Keef said...

You should get a salaried gig

Brooklon Baby said...

5 days of bereavement is normal if its immediate family. Quite frankly it isn't enough.
It should be more for spouse or children. Separate parents from that list

Brooklon Baby said...

When it reaches its capacity glass will melt

Not explode.

Read a book bro

Keef said...

So you're saying if lightning hits a bottle, it won't explode or shatter the bottle?

The Meiz said...

"5 days of bereavement is normal if its immediate family."

Bullshit.

Keef said...

If the glass is heated slowly, yeah it'll melt. If the temp of glass has a sudden ya huge temp increase, it's going to shatter

Keef said...

"5 days of bereavement is normal if its immediate family."

Bullshit.


Yeah anywhere I've worked allows 2-3 days

Jugdish said...

do you get special bereavement leave or time off that doesn't come out of your normal vacation/leave?

Keef said...

HD we get 2 paid days that don't count towards sick/vacation.
Nationwide we get up to 3 days that don't count against pto

Jugdish said...

"An employee is entitled to use a total of up to 104 hours (13 days) of sick leave each leave year for family care and bereavement, which include making arrangements required by the death of a family member and attending the funeral of a family member."


Thanks, Obama!

Keef said...

I would imagine we're able to use pto if we need more days

The Meiz said...

I don't know if or what we get for bereavement.

Blue said...

we get 3 days for bereavment

2 weeks for immediate family (consists of parents/spouses/siblings/children)

maybe not siblings though

Keef said...

Siblings are the worse*

Keef said...

Good run

Brooklon Baby said...

Word

Brooklon Baby said...

If something ever happened to my spouse god forbid I'd need like months

Keef said...

Months?

tem said...

we don't have a policy.

working for a small company is good.

Brooklon Baby said...

Months. Would probably need uncle Jessie and uncle joey too.

Keef said...

Months. Would probably need uncle Jessie and uncle joey too.

Ha

Keef said...

Weird dude next to me is talking to someone on the phone about the weather. He said "last week was brutal but I think we're out of the triple digits now. It's only supposed to be 103-104° this week"

tem said...

he doesn't count zero as a digit.

Blue said...

just realized today is not monday


win for me

Blue said...

"Weird dude next to me is talking to someone on the phone about the weather. He said "last week was brutal but I think we're out of the triple digits now. It's only supposed to be 103-104° this week"

blue's dad and stepmom are probably moving to PHX this fall. Stepmom is excited, she has no idea how hot it gets there in the summer

Jugdish said...

Sources: Gordon faults second-hand smoke

Keef said...

Stepmom is excited, she has no idea how hot it gets there in the summer


It's hot, but it's not like you're outside all day. You go from your ac house to your ac car to your ac office. And it's only really hot for maybe 3 months. As opposed to 5-6 months of winter in other places

Blue said...

That's true, but they spend their winters in CO skiing

so they don't get to enjoy the "nice" weather

although 90° all through the fall wouldn't be bad

Blue said...

she's loves to play golf so it will be a paradise to her

Keef said...

Spending summer in phx and winter in Denver is what polish snowbirds would do

Keef said...

34/40

Blue said...

"Spending summer in phx and winter in Denver is what polish snowbirds would do"

that's what I told my dad.

he would rather spend summers in Hawaii and winters in CO...but she doesn't have a job in Hawaii

Blue said...

34/40

Keef said...

she's loves to play golf so it will be a paradise to her


Golf in the summer sucks ballsack unless you start at like 5am

Keef said...

Tem
Silva/Diaz 1/31/15

Silva gonna whoop that ass

The Meiz said...

Wait. Jesse Ventura did WHAT?

Keef said...

He was governor

The Meiz said...

33/40

The Meiz said...

slow typer

Keef said...

Yeah tough to do on the phone

The Meiz said...

Is that a humblebrag?

Keef said...

No. I ran out of time too

tem said...

"Silva gonna whoop that ass"

Diaz is just showing up for a pay day. So I don't think it even matters why Silva shows up, Silva will win. If Silva comes to fight it will be over in 1 round. If Silva dicks around it will take longer.

tem said...

32.

I had plenty of time, just didn't know them. other than massachutesesesesss ess but I have no idear have to spelt it

ToddPacker said...

28

not a strong phone typer

ToddPacker said...

another good brewers/rays game so far tonight, meiz

The Meiz said...

"another good brewers/rays game so far tonight, meiz"

I disagree

The Meiz said...

Sharknado 2 tomorrow night

ToddPacker said...

"I disagree"

bad outing for the brewers pen

ToddPacker said...

rays starting pitching has been incredible

ToddPacker said...

"Sharknado 2 tomorrow night"

twitter will be busy

The Meiz said...

"twitter will be busy"

I'm gonna miss it. Opening night of County Fair, horse shoes, week night debauchery.

Aitch said...

"You guys ever heard of somebody taking 5 days off for a friggin funeral?"

My company gives 5 days for parents/spouse/sibling/children

1 day for other family (or 3 if the funeral is more than 100 miles away.)

Aitch said...

"Weird dude next to me is talking to someone on the phone about the weather. He said "last week was brutal but I think we're out of the triple digits now. It's only supposed to be 103-104° this week""

He's right. It'd only be triple digits if it was 111°....

S

tem said...

Sucks if the funeral is 99 miles away.

Aitch said...

I suppose so

Brooklon Baby said...

anyone know how to replace the pilot igniter on a gas oven?

Aitch said...

Pick up the phone and call a professional

Blue said...

"anyone know how to replace the pilot igniter on a gas oven?"

with a match

Blue said...

google it, i'm sure somebody can show you

tem said...

"anyone know how to replace the pilot igniter on a gas oven?"

yes, someone does.

Brooklon Baby said...

I googled it but it could be different for certain ranges and models

i'll figure it out, check the news next few days of a tragic explosion in brooklny

The Meiz said...

Turn off the gas

Keef said...

I would think that would be something your landlord would take care of

The Meiz said...

Wait. Are you sure there's a pilot? Isn't it just an ignition now? How old is this oven?

Keef said...

It's Brooklyn. Nothing is newer than 1926

Brooklon Baby said...

landlord? She's 75 and doenst speak English well

I don't think she can do it

Brooklon Baby said...

meiz whats your take on Drake?

I sort of respect your musical opinions

Keef said...

landlord? She's 75 and doenst speak English well

I don't think she can do it



Get a brain, moran. She owns the property. It's her responsibility to fix shit. They have handymen now that people can call to fix things.

Brooklon Baby said...

there is an electronic ignitor which triggers the gas valve to open once it's white hot or hot enough, I need to replace that it's dead

oven is about 15 years old

Brooklon Baby said...

its my oven keef

so cut it out my brain works just fine

Keef said...

So when you move, you take the oven with you? Wft

The Meiz said...

"meiz whats your take on Drake?"

Drake. I don't care for him mainly because he's soft and I don't find his music to be fun enough to listen to. He's got a couple of older bangers I kind of like. His whole R&B rapper thing completely rubs me the wrong way, but I will say this; that dude can rap his ass off. He's tops in the game.

Keef said...

He's like a sprained ankle, boy. He ain't nothing to play with

The Meiz said...

Lots of music talk this past Friday night. We actually discussed Drake for a bit.

The Meiz said...

"He's like a sprained ankle, boy. He ain't nothing to play with"

Jesus, that's lame.

Keef said...

Sprained ankles are no joke

Brooklon Baby said...

jesus I feel exactly the same way

also I cant quit him when collaborates so much with artists I do like such as lil weezy

The Meiz said...

Horseshoes is gonna be rapid-fire tonight. Gotta get to carniefest ASAP.

Brooklon Baby said...

"So when you move, you take the oven with you? Wft"

if I want to I can
the oven that came with the apartment was older then the one I have and it was like matte yellow color like it would have been perfect if my kitchen was like the set of The Wonder Years

Brooklon Baby said...

Wisconsin got a lot of "fests"

The Meiz said...

"also I cant quit him when collaborates so much with artists I do like such as lil weezy"

I can't stand Wayne anymore.

Keef said...

if I want to I can


Interesting.

Keef said...

We're gonna take the oven when we move to Jersey


/cmlp

Brooklon Baby said...

I want to make love to Christina perri while her songs play in the background

sweet sweet long love

Keef said...

She has weird tats

Keef said...

LP, you going to the summit this year?

The Meiz said...

"Wisconsin got a lot of "fests""

Yes we do, but this is just Ozaukee County Fair.

Keef said...

Is Sconnie Dells pretty suite? I few people I know here go there quite a bit

Keef said...

A

Brooklon Baby said...

LP, you going to the summit this year?

where
when

The Meiz said...

"Is Sconnie Dells pretty suite? I few people I know here go there quite a bit"

Yeah. I haven't been there in ages. When I was growing up, my grandparents lived in the Dells. It pretty much ruled. The 3 houses they lived in were all awesome, too.

Keef said...

where
when


AC
September

tem said...

oven shit is weird.

like anywhere else if the oven is super old the landlord will replace it, but in LP world the tenant just buys a new one.

Brooklon Baby said...

if that's true yes I'm coming

Brooklon Baby said...

I didn't buy the oven took my aunts

Keef said...

oven shit is weird.

Thanks for confirming this. I thought maybe I was the weird one for finding it odd

Keef said...

if that's true yes I'm coming


It is. We're staying at trump tower

Jugdish said...

I didn't buy the oven took my aunts, traded a mattress for it




fixed

Brooklon Baby said...

dates?

The Meiz said...

"like anywhere else if the oven is super old the landlord will replace it, but in LP world the tenant just buys a new one."

I wish my landlord would replace my windows and redo the door to the patio. It's ghetto as hell.

Brooklon Baby said...

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