Wednesday, June 25, 2014

There's Only So Much Time Left In This Crazy World, I'm Just Crumblin' Erb

OUTKAST TALK!
Concert is this Sunday. CAN'T FUCKING WAIT. Been trying to push some of the guys to not be trashed for it, to no avail. Fuck them. I'm going to remember the most important concert of my life. They're not on my level.

I wish my one cousin was at my little cousin's grad party on Sunday. She's the director of marketing for Summerfest. I wanted to get a word in with her for maybe some VIP or backstage tickets. I hate getting big-timed by family. That shit is foul. Regardless, it's going to be a great time. I refuse to let anybody ruin my day on Sunday.

Brewers Talk
Still in first place. This season has been amazeballs so far. Best start in club history, and national media is still not talking about the team. I love it. Have you guys seen the Lucroy All-Star ad? It's pretty damn funny from our perspective. The Cards did not react well, and that makes it even funnier.

http://m.mlb.com/video/v33770085/cast-your-vote-for-lucroy-for-the-2014-allstar-game

That's good stuff right there. Fuck the Cardinals.  Because MLB is a shitshow of an organization, I can't embed the video on blogger. Fuck them.

Work Talk
New supervisor is coming around. She still can't do a lot of stuff the rest of us can do. I wish she'd ask for help with learning how to do things instead of just leaving it for somebody else. That kills us on Wednesdays and Thursdays. My opinion is that the supervisor needs to know how to proficiently do EVERYTHING. She's on board with us as far as realizing and communicating that the sales force expects us to do too much. It's been awful lately. Formerly good salespeople have turned into absolute trainwrecks.

Bron Opts Out!
No big deal.  Yet.

The Bron/Kobe/Melo nonsense is just that. Nonsense. A worn-down 30 year old LBJ ain't going to the Lakers or the Western Conference.  He's coming to the Bucks. S.

Music Video Time
I'm listening to Southernplayalisticadillacmusic, so we get the title track. Good times.



That's all I've got today, kids.  Have a good rest of the week.  I know I'll have a bomb weekend.

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Blue said...

no USA soccer preview?

The Meiz said...

What's to preview? The best likely result is a draw. We're not beating The German Soccer Machine.

Blue said...

they are a machine

Blue said...

perfect sporcle challenge for EP

Blue said...

34/36

tem said...

we can do it!

tem said...

new guy started today.

I'm already exhausted. getting someone up to speed it hard.

tem said...

36/36

Blue said...

I could have been that new guy

The Meiz said...

Update on guy whose kid drowned in the tub. He's moving back to MKE. Pretty sure they're separating.

Blue said...

just got HELOC approved.

happy day

tem said...

HELOC would not have been approved if you were new guy here.

tem said...

kid drowning is a huge downer.

I dislike all kid drowning and kid drowning related talk.

tem said...

I'd rather talk about the Brewer.


or better yet, is H still in love or did that pass already?

Blue said...

H is still reveling in the Portugal tie

tem said...

it is a good day for them when they tie the US.

tem said...

eteo

The Meiz said...

Fucking Portugal

tem said...

fucking lolly-gaggers

The Meiz said...

Lemme lemme upgrayyed my Outkast tickets. Moved up to row BB

Blue said...

good move

Keef said...

Big Boi section

The Meiz said...

Yeah, allegedly the good seats weren't available on the day the tickets came out. I call shenanigans.

The Meiz said...

And it's the same price. I leapfrogged like 30 rows

Keef said...

Is it difficult for you to work with that boner that won't go away

Blue said...

gross

Keef said...

Big time Timmy Jim

Brooklon Baby said...

Little holla next time we roll with a new post. I was talking to myself since lunchtime

tem said...

he said poop

tem said...

aka new shit

tem said...

plus H answered you

Blue said...

they're still looking for that plane?

tem said...

Australia will never quit looking.

tem said...

there will be a guy who spent his whole career looking for the plane and getting paid to look for it and never finding it.

tem said...

haha, hey meiz, remember when the Bucks drafted Joe Alexander?

tem said...

reminding me of that was the highlight of el tardo's column.

Brooklon Baby said...

This dude seriously took off today to watch this shit soccer

Blue said...

streaming the soccer game seems like a good idea, until you get a virus

Blue said...

"This dude seriously took off today to watch this shit soccer"

we had a dude in our office that did the same

Brooklon Baby said...

Losers

The Meiz said...

"haha, hey meiz, remember when the Bucks drafted Joe Alexander?"

Good times

Blue said...

bucks are drafting ImBIId

Blue said...

or however you say spell his name

Blue said...

looks wet in brazil

Blue said...

clint Dempsey seems like a dick

The Meiz said...

"This dude seriously took off today to watch this shit soccer"

I wish I could have.

tem said...

i'll watch while at lunch.

but I think lunch covers halftime so thankfully I won't watch much actual soccer.

Blue said...

germans are not playing for the tie.

bastards

Blue said...

or they are very good at faking like they are not playing for the tie

Blue said...

americans seem to be playing for the tie though, not real aggressive in the scoring zones

Blue said...

Portugal scored, good for the US

Blue said...

ha, it was an own goal....fucking ghanese

Aitch said...

"streaming the soccer game seems like a good idea, until you get a virus"

ESPN3.com

Aitch said...

Thursday is my of day. This couldn't have worked out better for me.

Keef said...

I bet it would be better if you were surrounded by a dozen whores

Blue said...

"ESPN3.com"

my internet provider does not offer this

Blue said...

how come soccer players don't sue fifa for all the concussions caused by heading a soccer ball?

Blue said...

fuck

Blue said...

stupid germans

Aitch said...

Cristiano Ronaldo just made it so I can breathe again.

Keef said...

Portugal out. Sorry H

Blue said...

US loses, but advances anyway

Blue said...

US had two suite chances right at the end and just missed on both

Blue said...

wall

Keef said...

Blew our wad on soccer

tem said...

is the cup over now?

Blue said...

yep, we won the cup

Keef said...

Who was it here who said they never wore a cup playing beisbol? Was it Mize? Pshycho*

Aitch said...

I knew the chances of Portugal advancing were slim when they lost the first game 4-0.

Keef said...

Bucks took a dookie

Brooklon Baby said...

He's good. Could be special. Embiid next to Sixer's thought trade there.

Keef said...

Why would Philadelphia take an injured player two years in a row

Keef said...

Not just two injured players but two centers

The Meiz said...

"Who was it here who said they never wore a cup playing beisbol? Was it Mize? Pshycho*"


Yes. Also, football.

The Meiz said...

NOBODY wore a cup in football.

Blue said...

if you aren't playing in the IF, no need for a cup in baseball

tem said...

I wore a cup only when playing 3rd base.

I would have worn one if I caught too, but I never played catcher. otherwise no cup.

I did not wear a cup for football either. Only like 2 people did.

Blue said...

I wore a cup for basketball, but it was more about the comfort than the protection (s)

tem said...

heat got napier. that is sure to make LeBron stay.

tem said...

aaron craft didn't get drafted.

tOSU fans are devastated.


I'd say sentiment around there parts was:

10% said undrafted
80% said 2nd round
10% said 1st round

the first round people are fucking morons, but for the most part the 2nd round people are usually realistic. but not with Craft. they looked at that dude with scarlett and gray colored glasses.

Blue said...

he was awful

Blue said...

and still is awful

he'll go play in Australia or Egypt or something

Blue said...

can't believe EP didn't do a running diary of the draft last night

Brooklon Baby said...

My car is sitting on cinder blocks. NS

Keef said...

BROOKLYN!

Keef said...

Did you have rims or just stock wheels?

Blue said...

gotta love the Honda civic

Blue said...

that's a cheap way for somebody to replace their tires on their civic

Blue said...

AJA

sucks EP, maybe you should move to Jersey

Blue said...

insurance covers stuff like that?

or you probably have to pay your deductible first...shitty

Keef said...

Yeah insurance would cover that. Hopefully his comp deductible is low

Keef said...

Tell them you got some aftermarket wheels, see if they ask for receipts

Keef said...

Even if you don't, hey still may throw in a few more bucks for customer service

The Meiz said...

It's Friday, asshole.

tem said...

I assume LP gots* his tires stoled*?

tem said...

probably the bookie who took them.

The Meiz said...

"My car is sitting on cinder blocks. NS"

Greatest city in the world

Brooklon Baby said...

insurance covers it, i'll get my auto body guy to eat the deductible

they just shit on my day

neighbor caught them on a camera he installed last week, turned it over to cops hopefully they go to jail and get raped by a skinny Spanish dude with lips tattooed on his neck

Brooklon Baby said...

it was a 2013 Honda accord sport had 18" alloy rims (stock for that model)

oddly three auto body criminals I mean owners showed up, cops even shushed one away, the thinking is they have their guys do this so they can get the job (and profit from selling the tires/rims on the black market)

Brooklon Baby said...

yeah now the drum beats louder for a move to NJ

shoot me

Brooklon Baby said...

deductible is $500, looking to haggle for half or zero with my guy

Keef said...

insurance covers it, i'll get my auto body guy to eat the deductible


How so? This isn't a job where he's charging for body work or anything. It's wheels and tires

Brooklon Baby said...

There is damage on the runners where the blocks are and the back plates on the wheels are bent. He'll manage.

Keef said...

Ah got it. Didn't realize there was body damage

Brooklon Baby said...

Took them 7 min and the wheel locks were taken off by a pro so they must have a master or own the same one

Keef said...

Surprised you didn't hear the air compressor and impact wrench


S

Blue said...

7 minutes is quick. must have had hydraulic jack

Blue said...

no scissor jack for these fools

Keef said...

They have 4 tires. LP has zero. Who's the fool?

Blue said...

they'll be the fools when their getting ass raped by Aaron Hernandez in prison

Blue said...

they're

Brooklon Baby said...

Blue knows like i said they just shit on my day I'm getting new tires now.

Keef said...

Good talk

Brooklon Baby said...

Working a polish wedding. Dumbest party evaaaaarrrr*

The Meiz said...

You guys. TONIGHT.

tem said...

Hope meiz had fun

Keef said...

I should be runny diarying the BET Awards

Jugdish said...

I had a good vacation, we went on a cruise last week. I got to put my cell phone in a drawer for 5 days and be completely off the grid...it was nice.

Aitch said...

Sounds good, man. Glad you enjoyed yourself.

Blue said...

"Hope meiz had fun"

constant complaints

Jugdish said...

mize has an unhealthy hatred of the dutch. some dutch person hurt mize at some point in his life.

Blue said...

or maybe he just loves mexico

Blue said...

don't we all?

Jugdish said...

judging from his fb posts, he hates the dutch.


I liked Cozumel. I would like Mexico to return our US Marine.

Jugdish said...

congrats on getting Jason kidd, mize

tem said...

mexico has a marine?

tem said...

Maybe meiz hates Goldmember. He was dutch.

tem said...

getting kidd is like drafting Joe Alexander. Except Kidd doesn't have Downs Syndrome.

Blue said...

and the fact that the bucks already have a coach

tem said...

teams with two head coaches have never lost in the NBA playoffs.

tem said...

I'm not sure a team with two head coaches has ever even lost a single game.

tem said...

it's a bold strategy Cotton

Jugdish said...

I'm not sure a team with two head coaches has ever even lost a single game.


fair point

Blue said...

can't get much worse

Brooklon Baby said...

Eddie Vedder Drank Wine From A Fan’s Shoe During A Pearl Jam Show


hi tp, what kind of wine was it?

Jugdish said...

The boy's father has told police he was supposed to drive his son to day care that morning but drove to work without realizing that his son was strapped into a car seat in the back. The child was left in the car alone for about seven hours. The temperature that day was 88 degrees at 5:16 p.m., according to a police warrant filed the day after the child died.



father of the year

Jugdish said...

hi tp, what kind of wine was it?


it was probably mixed with urine, since eddie asked tp for his shoe

Blue said...

"The boy's father has told police he was supposed to drive his son to day care that morning but drove to work without realizing that his son was strapped into a car seat in the back."

this is where I call bullshit on this story.

kid was a toddler, not an infant, so he would have been talking and making noise in the back.

Jugdish said...

another article says he put the kid in the car, stopped by chick fil a for breakfast, and then went to work. it also said that he went back out to his car at lunch and didn't notice the kid. I also thought the same thing about the kid making noise.

Blue said...

I just don't get how you forget you had your kid in the car

Blue said...

fucking southerners

Jugdish said...

or how you forget to take them to daycare, especially if you put the kid in the car.

Blue said...

also, how does a dude park in the parking lot, and nobody else notices this kid in the back of the car...screaming

Jugdish said...

the parents also admitted to researching what temps can kill a kid if left in a car.

Keef said...

Dude also works at HD corporate, which has an on site daycare. So he "forgot" to take the kid in to daycare. Then he leaves work and goes out to his car and leaves. So he also "forgot" to pick up the kid

Keef said...

the parents also admitted to researching what temps can kill a kid if left in a car.


In their defense, I believe they googled what temps can kill a pet


S

Blue said...

"So he also "forgot" to pick up the kid"

that's a really good point. I hadn't thought about that perspective.


Also, most daycares will call if your kid doesn't show up for a day when they are expecting them.

Keef said...

Also, most daycares will call if your kid doesn't show up for a day when they are expecting them.



Exactly. The guy's a fucking turd

Blue said...

the stupid part, is that I'm pretty sure that the mom was in on it too, and yet she'll get to walk

Blue said...

I guess that's not the only stupid part

Brooklon Baby said...

Kidd thing done. What a weirdo Kidd is. Also that's a shitty way to get fired for Drew.

The Meiz said...

It was amazing. Not a single complaint. I'm glowing.

The Meiz said...

Nothing even remotely close to a complaint.

tem said...

you talking outkast or the kidd hiring?

tem said...

I just heard about the dead kid thing today.

worse than the drowning kid story.

tem said...

wwl says bron looking for max deal.

gonna make wade and bosh take less if they want to make the heat better.

tem said...

plus they got napier so bron thinks PG is settled.

Jugdish said...

Also that's a shitty way to get fired for Drew.



true, I could see letting him go if they had a bad record last year.



s

Brooklon Baby said...

Usually you fire a coach then replace them.

Blue said...

"Nothing even remotely close to a complaint."

It's like I don't even know you

The Meiz said...

Seriously, the concert was amazing. Best of my life. They did something like 24 songs.

The Meiz said...

Smoking hot chick by us made sure my buddy and I both had our dicks vigorously crammed on her ass. That was neat.

tem said...

at the same time I bet

tem said...

grats on 10 years at the Bank LP

The Meiz said...

"at the same time I bet"

No, you weirdo.

tem said...

I think meiz was viewing this concert with rose colored glasses.


no complaints, acknowledgement of a smoking hot chick existing...

I'm confused.

tem said...

was there at least someone there who wasn't doing their job properly and you'd do it better?

The Meiz said...

I think one of my friends is desperate to get married or have kids. All of the photos she posts on the FB masheen are other people's kids.

The Meiz said...

"was there at least someone there who wasn't doing their job properly and you'd do it better?"


I'm a better rapper than Big Boi.

The Meiz said...

Everything was fucking perfect. It felt like I was catered to. If I wanted a beer, 5 minutes later there was a PBR in my hand.

The Meiz said...

If I wanted to hear Gasoline Dreams, they did Gasoline Dreams.

The Meiz said...

The entire inner bowl knew the words to the songs. You could stop and listen and hear the whole crowd rapping along in unison. It was uncanny, and incredible. Big Boi even commented several times that we were one of the loudest crowds he's ever experienced. I need a recording of that concert in some form.

tem said...

"Big Boi even commented several times that we were one of the loudest crowds he's ever experienced. "

they always say that shit. you're better than that.

tem said...

AJA, I'm glad you had fun.

Seems like you had a better time than TP does at PJ concerts.

The Meiz said...

"they always say that shit. you're better than that."

I know that, but not on this tour.

I've followed them via streams online, and you could clearly tell the crowd, Andre and Big Boi were absolutely connected. It was wild. Big Boi even mentioned he didn't expect us to know all the lyrics. It was an unreal show.

tem said...

big boi chills

The Meiz said...

Rap concerts are NOT like what the show last night was. It was otherworldly. It was a rap Dave Matthews show at Red Rocks or Alpine. Bananas.

Blue said...

yeah, a bunch of crackers in Wisconsin...who knew

Keef said...

Wigconsin

Aitch said...

Ha!

Keef said...

Brian Kenny is a giant duch*

ToddPacker said...

"hi tp, what kind of wine was it?

I don't drink wine

ToddPacker said...

glad mize had a good time at the concert

The Meiz said...

It was fucking awesome, TP

tem said...

haha UFC and FOX fired Sonnen for failing drug tests for his fight that never happened.

I wonder how many sports commentators FOX would have left if they fired all the ones that did banned drugs sometime in their life.

tem said...

saw this one on FB:

"HEALTH FACT: By the year 2020 83% of American men will be overweight or obese"


so it is a fact? so what's the point of trying to change it? fuck working out, fuck dieting, it is apparently inevitable. SCIENCE has spoken. FACT.

tem said...

I wonder what other 5 and a half years from now facts they know.

Jugdish said...

FACT: in 5 and a half years it will be 2020

Aitch said...

Going to a funeral today for the second of two friends of mine who were killed last week when their SUV was struck by a train. Fucking sucks.

Aitch said...

no one knows why they're on the tracks. We think they went off roading and just crossed the tracks at the wrong time, but we'll probably never know. They said the train was doing 125 mph at impact.

Jugdish said...

that sucks, sorry to hear that man!

Blue said...

i'll pray for you

The Meiz said...

Jug is bad at exclamation points.

Jugdish said...

Jug is bad at exclamation points.


that's your opinion!!!!

Blue said...

no, it's a 2020 fact

tem said...

like 20 20 vision?

Blue said...

yes, that means that it's a true fact

tem said...

I hate untrue facts

Blue said...

USMNT needs a cool nickname.

like Algeria was the desert foxes

and Nigeria was something hawks or eagles or something

Blue said...

"I hate untrue facts"

yes, those are called EP facts

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