Friday, June 20, 2014

Summer time

today I will talk about Iraq and food allergies so skip to comments if you've had enough now

I predict a major war (perhaps called WWIII) within the next ten years between western civilazation countries and their allies vs. radical islam militants and various terrorists groups and I think it's unavoidable.

Only way to beat this ISIS and Al Qaeda groups like them all over the middle east and within Russia's borders is to just kill them, just kill them all. Eventually I suppose they will come back through another root of evil somewhere but I have to think this will buy us (by us I mean the world) some time before that happens. Sort of like killing off the Nazi's history does really repeat itself.

If you are asking yourself why do we need to go to war or why do we have to get involved the answer is relatively simple. Money. Most of it in the form of oil. But really economics is the bottom line answer. And fucking democracy of course. We figured out how to operate a country 238 years ago - we have the blueprint yet we still have to force our plan unto the world and to countries that were born hundres and hundreds of years before us. We can't ignore this stuff.

Besides if given the opportunity these groups would wipe the earth clean of us. They think we are the devil. They actually say that and the style of warfare they practice is not traditional, they resort to killing children and women and random innocent civilians. They don't attack army bases or police forces. They just run through villages killing people that work and live. Average joes. Or Average Mohammeds in Iraq's case. They won't stop. They won't ever stop. At some point as a super power we have to get together with our allies and exterminate them.

Where the fuck did all these food allergies come from? First of all if someone tells you they are allergic to gluten just punch them in the face. Because chances are they are not. It's not even officially listed as an allergy, more like an intolerance like lactaid or in Meiz's case pussy. Only people suffering from Celiac disease need to be on gluten free diets.

Only 1% of America's population (that are actually here legally) have a bad reaction to gluten. Most people don't even know what gluten is. It's a proten in grains and wheat - it's a natural food organism.

I'd be pissed running a restuarant and having to cater to all these allergies like nut allergy and tree-nut allergy and oil allergy, seed allergy, god this country is a bunch of hipster pussies I swear.

We're gonna get rolled in WW III. S.

Late on this but have always thought those limo buses were death traps.

Officially summer this weekend so eat ice cream, bring summery beer to every party you get invited too and work the tan. Except for you freaks who live in Arizona/Florida. Been doing that since February I imagine. Pshychos.

141 comments:

Jugdish said...

Or Average Mohammeds in Iraq's case.


made me laugh

Jugdish said...

last day of work before vacation...suite

Brooklon Baby said...

Two more weeks for me

Keef said...

I'm off July 4th week

Blue said...

I want to be off forever

Blue said...

I think I'm ready to retire

tem said...

fire yourself but give yourself a great severance package.

tem said...

tell the cfo that you tried to negotiate a lower severance, but you couldn't because you were too good at negotiating.

tem said...

ISIS, like from Archer?

Blue said...

what's an archer?

like a bow hunter?

tem said...

"I predict a major war (perhaps called WWIII) within the next ten years between western civilazation countries and their allies vs. radical islam militants and various terrorists groups and I think it's unavoidable."

the militants have no offense other than terrorist type attacks.

I'm not sure you can have a wwiii when one side is just blowing up bus stations and stuff every now and then. I don't think they have fighter jets or bombers or anything like that. they just have people with the willingness to blow shit (including themselves) up.

tem said...

"what's an archer?"

a cartoon on FX

Brooklon Baby said...

I'm assuming the militants will align themselves with a power big enough to cause a global conflict. Hope I'm wrong.

Brooklon Baby said...

IM a guest at the catering hall I work at this weekend. Gonna pond top shelf and order two dinners like a boss

tem said...

good plan. get hammered at the place of your 2nd employment.

Keef said...

He's 2 steps away from maƮtre d. He'll be fine

Blue said...

maybe drinking is encouraged there.

Brooklon Baby said...

Who said I was getting hammered. Just saying I'm drinking top shelf

tem said...

I figured it was assume.

Perhaps a bad assumption on my part, but honestly, I don't think it is.

tem said...

also I thought gonna pond top shelf meant gonna pound top shelf.

which, in the Midwest, when we say we are gonna pound booze it means we are getting drunk.


nobody says they are going to go pound some beers at the bar and mean they are gonna have 2.

Keef said...

Who said I was getting hammered



We all know you can't be a social drinker

tem said...

where's that fucking plane?

Keef said...

The ocean. Der

tem said...

you sure?

Keef said...

Dat Dude is the best

Keef said...

you sure?



You sure it's not?

tem said...

I don't know where it is.

never portended to.

The Meiz said...

"where's that fucking plane?"

Where IS that fucking plane? I'll ask twitter.

tem said...

google says:

"So it's been like a lot of days since the Malaysian plane went missing and it's proving harder to find than Carmen fucking San Diego. In light of ..."

tem said...

also google adds:

"All posts by WITFP. Girl, 15, 'gang raped by 38 men in Malaysia and then arrested' · May 31, 2014 WITFP Leave a comment. Source: Independent ..."

Keef said...

Carmen Sandiego was easy to find

tem said...

then google is correct, this is harder.

Blue said...

"where's that fucking plane?"

ISIS has it

Brooklon Baby said...

Meiz explain to these boys high alcohol tolerance.

tem said...

if someone says they are gonna pound top shelf they are saying they are getting hammered.

Jugdish said...

Meiz explain to these boys high alcohol tolerance.



didn't you almost shit in your pants on the train from being hungover?

The Meiz said...

"Meiz explain to these boys high alcohol tolerance."

How do you want me to do that? I drink a lot, so I can drink a lot.

tem said...

that doesn't count, he was pounding top shelf the prior night.

The Meiz said...

We should get LP a StretchKins

Keef said...

"Meiz explain to these boys high alcohol tolerance."


The more you try to convince us of your "tolerance", the more I figure that you're a lightweight

Blue said...

he's probably more of a welterweight

The Meiz said...

Blue, did you see Tesla released all of their patents to the public?

Blue said...

that's because they are open source...bomb sauce

Blue said...

btw, all patents are public, they are recorded and viewable at the US patent office website.

what is not normal is that he basically said he wouldn't sue people if they infringed on their patents, as long as it was in good faith, meaning not to destroy Tesla, but to build something awesome

Brooklon Baby said...

Ice cold shock top with pizza is hdh

Brooklon Baby said...

Guy has one shitting pants episode in years and he's a pants shitter for life

Blue said...

depends

Brooklon Baby said...

Icwydt

tem said...

Cee

Keef said...

Ice cold shock top with pizza is hdh


You don't drink lukewarm shock top?

Brooklon Baby said...

I mean like ice cold like I put it I'm the freezer them pour it in a freezer mug not like just from the fridge. Otherwise its just a cold beer.
Nawmean?

Brooklon Baby said...

Anyway i moved on to wine

tem said...

frozen beer.

Brooklon Baby said...

Pearl jam covered let it go while singing daughter at a concert in Europe

Just thought I'd share that

tem said...

USA tied.

I laughed when the goal was scored because I hate soccer.

tem said...

then I felt bad because it was the USA.

Blue said...

GOOOOOOOOOOALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL!!!!


/H

Blue said...

renaldo hit that crosser with some spices and gravy all served over a bed of rice.

Portuguese style

Keef said...

I'd still stick it to Michelle Wie

Keef said...

Pearl jam covered let it go while singing daughter at a concert in Europe



I heard Eddie talking about that with someone when I tapped into his phone a few months ago

/Todd

Blue said...

kid in the neighborhood had a birthday party yesterday and they had "Elsa" come for a visit.

chick was smoking hot.

ToddPacker said...

"Pearl jam covered let it go while singing daughter at a concert in Europe"

that was the show I had tickets for, but had to cancel. too much cash to travel to Milan. I saw the video and it was about 30 seconds of "let it go" transitioning between "daughter" and "it's ok". looks like eddie was looking down to get the lyrics. my kids are too old, so I'm not familiar with frozen, but apparently eddie's kids are big frozen fans

I was supposed to go to Italy with a group of 6 people and when we decided to cancel we planned a trip to New Orleans instead. 4 days in New Orleans of great food and lots of booze it making today a very difficult Monday at work

The Meiz said...

"I'd still stick it to Michelle Wie"

Hell yes.

ToddPacker said...

we hit dickie brennen's steakhouse, commanders palace and John Besh's Domincos. the food was outstanding everywhere.

Keef said...

You said dickie

Blue said...

it's pronounced John Tesh

Keef said...

Manaus has also proved to have the most difficult heat conditions, with the referee in Sunday's match stopping play for the first-ever water break at the World Cup.


Hahaha water break? Did they pass out orange slices and Capri suns too?

Keef said...

Fucking soccer

Blue said...

they didn't actually take a water break officially.

dude was hurt so they let the guys get water

tem said...

what's with the stickers on wie's legs?

someone told me they covered up tats.

Keef said...

Some tape that supports your muscles

Blue said...

maybe it's the type of tape guys use on their arms when they're playing on turf.

she was afraid she might fall and didn't want a rug burn on her legs

ToddPacker said...

kinesio tape

The Meiz said...

I've got to say, I'm still pretty fucking salty over the soccer game. Fucking Mike Bradley. He was fucking useless for a solid half an hour.

Blue said...

and he was the one who just gave the ball away at the end.

fucking kick it to Argentina, waste some time

Blue said...

this coach the US has, he's a fucking cry baby

Blue said...

quit whining and man up

Keef said...

We had friends over yesterday for a BBQ and we're doing patron shots. Fuck soccer

Keef said...

24/25

tem said...

i said the muscle tape, but they were adamant that they were covering tats.

tem said...

USA lolly gagged on that last goal.

except 1 dude.

play well against Germany and it is a mute* point. lose against Germany and never hear the end of it...well from the 5 soccer fans in the US. nobody else cares either way.

tem said...

25/25

they have different noses.

Blue said...

25/25

easiest.sporcle.ever

The Meiz said...

We are not going to beat the German Soccer Machine. I'm praying for a draw.

Brooklon Baby said...

Typical america laziness at the end.

Keef said...

Tem is a nose snob

The Meiz said...

"USA lolly gagged on that last goal."

I said the same thing last night. I was pissed.

Blue said...

yeah, counted too many chickens

Keef said...

This fucking whiny bitch that sits next to me, she needs to go. She complains about her family all day every day. And every time she gets a new claim assigned to her, she's like "ugh, I just got a new claim".

Uhh, yeah. You're a claims adjuster, it's part of your job. It would be annoying if you were a pharmacist and kept getting new auto claims

The Meiz said...

Awful

Brooklon Baby said...

I love patron shots

Keef said...

Local grocer had 375ml bottles on sale for $15.99 a few weeks back. Pickt* up a couple

The Meiz said...

Is that a deal?

Brooklon Baby said...

Got a lady like that sits in front of me. Shes my secretary. They cal them admins now. Anyway she bitches when people make her do secretary work. Really chaps my ass.

But she has huge tits.

Keef said...

$32 for a 750ml. Normally it's about $42-$43

Keef said...

I don't think they've been called secretaries since the '80s

Keef said...

When you get on the plane, do you ask the stewardess for a beer?

Aitch said...

Why not?

Keef said...

Look up

The Meiz said...

"Got a lady like that sits in front of me. Shes my secretary. They cal them admins now. Anyway she bitches when people make her do secretary work. Really chaps my ass."

Can her. I will gladly be your admin.

Keef said...

Mize has huge tits too

Keef said...

(CNN) -- Records of dead veterans were changed or physically altered, some even in recent weeks, to hide how many people died while waiting for care at the Phoenix VA hospital, a whistle-blower told CNN in stunning revelations that point to a new coverup in the ongoing VA scandal.


This VA story is weird. My grandpa that died in April was at the Phoenix VA when he died. They "said" it was natural causes

Brooklon Baby said...

I find that milagro is a cheap sub for patron when you don't feel like spending.

ToddPacker said...

"Can her. I will gladly be your admin."

mize moving to ny and working for ep would single handedly revive lov to the days of reaching bnewer

The Meiz said...

Well, I wouldn't move to NYC. Somewhere cheaper.

Brooklon Baby said...

Jacksonville?

The Meiz said...

We could make all the dick jokes in the world.

The Meiz said...

I'll even do your job for you when you can't make it in because you can't hold your liquor.

Blue said...

meiz can help with the pants shitting episodes too.

Blue said...

LeBron quits

Blue said...

can't wait for another "Decision"

The Meiz said...

Bron's coming to Milwaukee to play with Giannis and Jabari.

The Meiz said...

And Brandon Knight.

Blue said...

LeBron and melo are going to the lakers together

Blue said...

Dwade: yo bron, you want me to opt out too? we can all go somewhere together

bron: nah man, you're good

bosh: what about me?

bron: yeah, you're good too, don't worry about it, I'm just restructuring.

bron: (sayonara)

tem said...

bron and bosh will opt out, wade better not if he is smart.

Brooklon Baby said...

Him opting out is not a surprise. He was expected to so riley can work his cap numbers

Blue said...

yeah, I'm sure he's going to take less money...or not

Keef said...

Mize

Blue said...

wie is a twerker

Blue said...

turn down the WHAT?

Brooklon Baby said...

Awesome

Keef said...

turn down the WHAT?



Knows lyrics

Blue said...

meiz would be:

turn down the twat

The Meiz said...

Goddman youtube links

Blue said...

make a mental note so when you are on LOVAD you'll remember

Keef said...

You can't use your phone?

Keef said...

I really only use my phone to LOV now

tem said...

that's fancy

The Meiz said...

"You can't use your phone?"

I choose not to

Blue said...

"I really only use my phone to LOV now"

that's an expensive LOV gadget

you know it makes calls and texts and stuff too, right?

Keef said...

OMJ

Blue said...

maybe learn how to use grammar so there isn't any confusion

Keef said...

maybe learn how to use your face so there isn't any confusion

Blue said...

maybe

tem said...

maybe not

The Meiz said...

Poop

ToddPacker said...
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Brooklon Baby said...

Any Nutella fans?

Carvel gonna do a soft serve nutella.

DET

Brooklon Baby said...

Oh guess nobody likes it

Aitch said...

I've never had nutella

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