Tuesday, June 03, 2014

Don't Want No AIDS, No Clap, Or No Rabies

Work Talk(kind of)
 New supervisor is cool enough.  She's the same age as me.  She sat in with me on this past Sunday, we had some conversation, had some laughs, yadda yadda yadda.  I'm not about to be referring to her as "my boss" or "bosslady" when I'm out here in these streets teaching & showing her how to do her job, though.  Nope, nuh uh.  The main things she lacks so far are the willingness to take control, and leading by example.  Rolls in at five after 8, and jets at five to 5.  No bueno, not cool, especially when the others are in early and leave late.  Poor example to set.

New supe asked me about the music I listen to,(OXFORD COMMA, KEITH) on Sunday.  Told her all kinds, but mainly rap.  The Sirius is off during the weekend, so she pulled up some "rap" shit on Pandora on her phone.  Had to quickly make it known I don't listen to THAT rap.  Jesus, so much new rap is awful.  (Paging Dr. Padrino)  These kids have nothing good or new to rap about, and that all seem to have the same cadence.  Get you r own fucking flow, boys.

As mentioned yesterday, it appears my existing co-workers just don't listen to bosslady or new supe when we have our weekly department meeting.  This is incredibly frustrating.  I can't stand poor listeners.  I don't know when this shift happened.  I think my feelings on this harkens back to my days in school.  I was the no homework, no notes, but great test-taker.  I'm very particular and specific when it comes to things people say.  My Dad is a cop.  I have to be that way, because that's how he essentially trained me.  Growing up, I got a lot of "That's not what you said" business.  Now, he's getting older, and I get to flip that game on him, and he knows I'm right when I do it.  An eye for an eye.

NBA Talk
I'm pumped for the Heat/Spurs Finals rematch.  As usual, I'm rooting for Bron & them boys.  I love the twitter meme of Big Shot Bosh.  It works both ways, and is always hilarious.  Bosh hits a big shot?  #BigShotBosh.  Bosh clangs a big shot?  #BigShotBosh.  Heat in six. 

Me & a couple of buddies have been spending the last month or so figuring out our NBA player equivalents from back in the day.  It's pretty fun.  Last week Deluxe nominated me for Boris Diaw.  I was fake pissed at first, but then he broke it down.  "Big man, handles, range, blocks shots, rebounds, bangs inside".  When he put it that way, I was okay with it.

Brewers Talk
STILL IN FIRST PLACE!  WOOOOOOO!
I should have made a hat bet.
Honestly, the Brewers are pretty fucking good, save for Lyle Overbay.  I wish to hell they would have kept Juan Francisco for the lefty part of the 1B platoon.  Mark Reynolds has been a joy so far.  Get up there and hit a bunch of dingers.  To hell with the Ks.  Ks are wildly overrated in regards to hurting an offense.  A K with a runner on 1st isn't a double play ball.

Ron figured our the batting order, too.  Granted he had help from The Deputy.  They're also now exploring the possibility of moving the pitcher to the 8 hole.  I hope they do that.

Fuck the Cardinals.

VIDEO TIME!
26 days!  So pumped.


BEE TRAP WATCH!
On Saturday I fashioned myself a bee trap out of a two liter bottle for the balcony.  I hate bees more than I hate the Cubs.  That's a lot of hatred.  They tend to build hives under the overhangs and eaves of my building.  I am the bee slayer.

ATLiens is over.  On to Ready To Die.  All time GREAT album.  Stand up, Brooklyn.

Neighbor Watch!
A new family moved in across the street last week.  They're Flatlanders.  Fucking Flatlanders.  The garage is still loaded with stuff.  They seem nice enough.  I'll have to hip them to Summer Sounds.  Best way for noobs to get in with the community, IMO.

I'm gassed, I think.  I'll let this night ride out.

Word to Big Bird.


Late add:  Big eyeglasses make every chick look like Shock G in the Humpty video.  TERRIBLE look.
 

  

114 comments:

Brooklon Baby said...

Meiz knows.

Bees are the single most important living organism on the planet. Leave them alone.

Brooklon Baby said...

Meiz knows (referring to rap)

Brooklon Baby said...

Also sounds like you should fuck your supe

Blue said...

dude

tem said...

chick with big glasses = high maintenance

tem said...

"Bees are the single most important living organism on the planet"

seems high

The Meiz said...

Fuck bees

The Meiz said...

"Also sounds like you should fuck your supe"

If only she wasn't married

Blue said...

"If only she wasn't married"

how's that your problem?

The Meiz said...

It really isn't. I was just being nice.

Blue said...

""Big man, handles, range, blocks shots, rebounds, bangs inside". When he put it that way, I was okay with it. "

got old and fat...check

Blue said...

forgot how good last year's finals were until yesterday.

totally forgot about Ray Allen's 3 in game 6

forgettable series, but rememberable

Jugdish said...

Mess!

The Meiz said...

"forgot how good last year's finals were until yesterday."

Best Finals of at least the last 20 years. Absolutely bananas.

Blue said...

forgot the spurs were like 4 seconds from winning the championship

very texas rangers like

Blue said...

popovich killed a man

tem said...

Walker Texas Ranger?

Brooklon Baby said...

They get it this year. Leonard gonna torch Wade

Jugdish said...

gay cakes

The Meiz said...

"got old and fat...check"

Hell yes.

Blue said...

I don't understand how you can force a private business to make someone a cake

what if they hang a sign that says they "reserve the right to refuse service to anyone?"

Blue said...

what's next, some gay guy is going to get all upset if an artist won't paint a nude portrait of him and his lover?

The Meiz said...

Grafton PD has an opening for a dispatcher. I'm totally applying for that.

Keef said...

If you need help with the PD interview just let me know

The Meiz said...

You bet

The Meiz said...

I will tell them I would rat on the pot smokers

The Meiz said...

I'm already running interview scenarios through my head. Gotta prep, just in case.

Aitch said...

My new ride

Brooklon Baby said...

The jokes still stand up in 40 year old virgin

Aitch said...

Reports are that the Celtics are going after Love and Melo. Interesting.

Aitch said...

I don't know if that's good or bad.

Jugdish said...

Team Obama more willing to negotiate with terrorists than Congress



this

tem said...

"The jokes still stand up in 40 year old virgin"

saw an article re: Jonah hill and it said he headlined Superbad and 40 yr Old Virgin. I think the Stache has better editors. They have since edited the post (it was on yahoo! and a Variety article).

tem said...

H, of course you want Love.

Anything to do with Love and you are in 100%

tem said...

why is your new ride parked across a line and half in a handicapped space?

learn to park. are you taking up some handicap space to protect from getting door dinged? straddling the parking lines to protect your car? are you that guy?

tem said...

jon jones seems like a high maintenance dude.

tem said...

"reserve the right to refuse service to anyone?"

if kod didn't die he could tell us why these signs are or are not BS.

Jugdish said...

how many gay couples are going to want to go to his bakery to get a cake done after the press he got for not wanting to make gay cakes? unless they just want to piss him off...

Jugdish said...

jon jones seems like a high maintenance dude.



does he wear the big sunglasses?

tem said...

"how many gay couples are going to want to go to his bakery to get a cake done after the press he got for not wanting to make gay cakes? "

all of them.

people are jerks. gay, straight, bi, all jerks.

tem said...

"does he wear the big sunglasses?"

don't know. but I bet keith would agree with me on re:jon jones = high maintenance dude.

Keef said...

He's a diva for sure

Keef said...

straddling the parking lines to protect your car? are you that guy?



Those guys are the worse*

The Meiz said...

Part of our new parking policy is that if you aren't parked in one singular parking space, your shit gets towed.

NS

Aitch said...

"Why is your new ride parked across a line and half in a handicapped space?"

That was at the dealership. The salesman pulled it in there, not me.

Aitch said...

"Straddling the parking lines to protect your car? are you that guy?

Those guys are the worse*"

Agreed. Horrible.

tem said...

"Part of our new parking policy is that if you aren't parked in one singular parking space, your shit gets towed."

I would love it if we had this policy. we have at least 5 people who park in the garage either totally crooked or straddling the line so that car stays safe.

tem said...

"The salesman pulled it in there, not me."

tell him he sucks at parking.

Keef said...

I would love it if we had this policy. we have at least 5 people who park in the garage either totally crooked or straddling the line so that car stays safe.



Same here. We have a parking garage with 4 floors. Those fuckers take up multiple spots on the first and 2nd floor. If you're gonna be a duch* like that, at least go to one of the upper floors

Brooklon Baby said...

Ford sucks

tem said...

your face sucks

tem said...

KD gets unanimous all NBA 1st team, but bron didn't.

I wonder who didn't vote bron 1st team. I'd love to hear their reasoning for that.


The Meiz said...

Probably some jag who's pissed because Bron wouldn't let him in his framily.

tem said...

Forbes has an article out that says if the Clippers got $2B then the Cowboys would get $8B.

$2B wouldn't even get a single a NFL team....Jags I think were lowest at $2.8B.



tem said...

I suspect the media will find out who didn't make the vote and properly ridicule them.

Keef said...

Forbes has an article out that says if the Clippers got $2B then the Cowboys would get $8B.


Didn't forbes also value the clippers at $500 mil

Keef said...

If you had your citizenship revoked today and we're being locked out of the US, where would you move?

Jugdish said...

Texas





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Jugdish said...

ireland

Brooklon Baby said...

Kap just got pizaaiid. God damn.

Brooklon Baby said...

Aruba.

Jugdish said...

El Ponson

The Meiz said...

Canada

Keef said...

El Ponson


El Vander Sloot

Brooklon Baby said...

When I saw RIP under rick Reilly on wwl I got excited.

But it's just the name of a self serving article he wrote.

Brooklon Baby said...

Take my money open up a burger shack or something and relax or just day trade with my pension

tem said...

"and we're being "

knows english

tem said...

"where would you move?"

north dakota

tem said...

aja probably Canada I guess

ToddPacker said...

"Canada"

^^^^^^^

Aitch said...

Don Zimmer. Dead.

The Meiz said...

"Canada"

We can go ice fishing together, guys.

Blue said...

switzerland

Aitch said...

Aruba would be alright.

tem said...

too hot

Blue said...

flip is back in MN

Blue said...

doesn't he own the team? or part own or something?

Keef said...

Flip Fantasia?

Blue said...

""They sound like the South during the Civil War," O'Leary told the Orlando Sentinel earlier this week. "If they don't get their way, they're going to secede and start their own country. ... I think college football is in real trouble.""

well they are all southern colleges

Jugdish said...

Taliban reportedly 'encouraged' to kidnap, swap more US soldiers for Gitmo prisoners




ya don't say?

tem said...

Well damn, they learned that strategy. Fuck.

Jugdish said...

maybe we can trade some nukes next time

tem said...

maybe 2 nukes, beiber, and 3 alien fingers from area 51 for 6 americans.

Jugdish said...

and that piece of the van that mize ripped off in Austin, currently in the lov hall of fame

The Meiz said...

Is Beiber really even ours? He's Canadian.

Keef said...

Of Mize &Men

The Meiz said...

"and that piece of the van that mize ripped off in Austin, currently in the lov hall of fame"

That's worth at least a war vet missing an appendage.

Keef said...

Mize is Lenny

The Meiz said...

I don't know who Lenny is.

Jugdish said...

That's worth at least a war vet missing an appendage.


or maybe just an appendage

tem said...

"Is Beiber really even ours? He's Canadian"

true, but we can't seem to get rid of him, so maybe trading him is an option.

tem said...

plus I doubt Canada would mind anyway.

tem said...

Lenny crushed rabbits in Of Mice and Men.

Big guy, kind of retarded, maybe really retarded, liked to pet bunnies, but broke their necks because he didn't know his own strength.

tem said...

by the by, the Heat are going to cruise in these finals.

The Meiz said...

6 games

Keef said...

Bet?

tem said...

I'd say 6 or less.

6 could be a cruise too.

win 4 blowouts lose 2 close ones is still cruising.

Jugdish said...

Knicks may pursue Bynum



suite

tem said...

knicks may pursue LeBron too

tem said...

knicks may pursue meiz

Jugdish said...

knicks may pursue meiz


wouldn't be a bad move. they need a big man who handles, has range, blocks shots, rebounds, and bangs inside.

The Meiz said...

HAS handles, sir. get it right!

Keef said...

Fatty

Jugdish said...

Ask him how!

/elevator guy

Jugdish said...

wall

The Meiz said...

"6 could be a cruise too.

win 4 blowouts lose 2 close ones is still cruising."

I agree

The Meiz said...

Fucking Carlos Rodon

tem said...

Is that who fought Godzilla?

Jugdish said...

Fucking Carlos Rodon

why are you mad at carlos?

Brooklon Baby said...

I was gonna live blog the mlb draft but no one cares about the mlb draft.

Spurs

Lebron got his period needed midol.

I'll post whenever the fuck I feel like it

Canada sucks. Too cold. Too nice.

Jugdish said...

NBA will probably make a rule that says the arena must be at a certain temp for each game...it'll be dubbed the LeBron rule.

Brooklon Baby said...

posting now

Brooklon Baby said...

up new post up


up new post up

UP

Blue said...

post up

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