Friday, June 13, 2014

BOO! It's Friday the 13th. Gay.

World Cup this world cup that. Everyone is a fan. I ain't gonna front and pretend I like soccer. Will I watch it? Probably not. But if I do I wont go all rah rah on and on about it. With that said go Italy! S.

Speaking of bandwagon. It's like all the Ranger fans came out of the woodwork last week. When there were down 3-0 the other day they all went back home, then today they were back out. Man those people are the worst.

On Fathers day I think about my dad of course but lately I've been thinking about my grandfather. He was so old school I think he might have built the school. Just remember all the time we used to spend together and smile. I hope I make it on this earth long enough to fool around with grandkids. I aint rushing life, just saying. Happy fathers day to you guys.

CMEP asking what I want to do I'm like I just want to relax. Really what I want is a BJ and a steak. Hook it up.

12 weeks until real football

Veep is the funniest show going right now. Just LOL'ing everywhere when its on.

She's a Bernard but Doris Burke does a fine job on ABC. Better than most men.

Patty Mills has a lot of energy

3 more weeks then vacation and boy do I need it

186 comments:

Aitch said...

Re: Veep

I have never been a fan of JLD. I find her annoying.

Aitch said...

Happy Father's Day, guys.

Brooklon Baby said...

Its everyone else who is so damn funny

tem said...

I have watched less than 2 minutes of live NBA finals action.

tem said...

it is on too goddman late.

tem said...

Yahoo: Are We a Stone's Throw from an Epidemic of Anti-LGBTQ Violence?



wtf is LGBTQ?

I start to lose it at the TQ.

tem said...

lesbian gay bi totally queer?

tem said...

"Veteran actor Harrison Ford was airlifted to hospital after suffering an ankle injury on the set of the new "Star Wars" movie in Britain. The 71-year-old was hurt when a garage door fell and hit him at Pinewood Studios outside London, according to emergency services."


Keef said...

I'm totally axing cmk for a beej and a steak

Keef said...

Knowing that there is a 0% chance I get either of them

tem said...

axe for the beej first. it is 0% irregardless of when you axe.

axing for the steak second will bump it up to like 5% chance.

Keef said...

So it's 0% irregardless but could also be 5%?

Keef said...

It's Friday morning, that can only mean one thing. The hens in this office, they are a-cluckin

Keef said...

I called a landscaping company to come out and trim my palm trees last week. Dude said they would be out on Monday. They didn't come out so I called on Tuesday. He said they got behind and would be out on Thursday. I get home last night and they still weren't done. I call last night and dude says sorry, they'll be out today at noon. I'm getting ready for work this morning and cmk comes into the batroom* at 6:30 and says someone just rang the doorbell. Fucking landscapers

Brooklon Baby said...

Never understood that anyway. If you hate JDL that's fine because she isn't JDL on the show she is acting to be someone else.

If you don't like her face that is a different story

Brooklon Baby said...

Didn't know palm trees need trimming. Gtk.

Brooklon Baby said...

TQ guessing trannies

Brooklon Baby said...

Fucking Iraq

The Meiz said...

Fuck Portugal

Brooklon Baby said...

Would be awesome if meheco* played this match wearing luchardo wrestling masks

Keef said...

Didn't know palm trees need trimming. Gtk.


Palms die and turn brown and just hang there. And once a year the trees grow these flowery messes that turn into seeds and litter my yard and pool.


WPP

The Meiz said...

T is transgenger

No idea what Q is

The Meiz said...

BJs are wildly overrated

Keef said...

Q is queer

The Meiz said...

I mean, I've never turned one down, but they just don't get me off.

Keef said...

If you got a beej every day, maybe they'd be overrated. But when you get one once every 17 years, they are properly rated at the very least

Brooklon Baby said...

So you never had a beej. Got it

Keef said...

I don't ever take any if mize's comments re: sex seriously


Wadr

The Meiz said...

That's fine.

It feels good and all, just not good enough.

Aitch said...

"Never understood that anyway. If you hate JDL that's fine because she isn't JDL on the show she is acting to be someone else."

She plays the same exact character in everything she's in. Just like a Will Farrell.

Keef said...

Is he related to Will Ferrell?

Aitch said...

Oops. Autocorrect.

tem said...

So it's 0% irregardless but could also be 5%?


no, I mean the beej is 0% irregardless, but if you make sure to ask for the steak 2nd then the steak could be 5%.


so....

if you ask for steak and then a beej.
steak 0%
beej 0%


if you ask for the beej then a steak
beej 0%
steak 5%

Aitch said...

I'm getting paid $26/hr to sit in a bar and watch soccer. Not awful.

tem said...

"BJs are wildly overrated"

I would almost agree.

I guess I wouldn't say wildly.

tem said...

especially with a new chick. you have to worry about where to finish.

in her mouth? Is she going to spit on me, try to kiss me right away?

on her tits? I she going to get mad? do I care?

on her face? am I going to get it in her eye? will that piss her off? do I care?

etc. etc. It adds a layer of complexity that isn't enjoyable.

Keef said...

Way too much thinking going on in tem's mind

Keef said...

if you ask for the beej then a steak
beej 0%
steak 5%


I read you. The ol' door in the face technique. Good call

The Meiz said...

I'd say just buy the steak. It's coming out of your pocket, too.

Keef said...

Gotta buy some A-1 too

/Mize

Aitch said...

"Way too much thinking going on in tem's mind"

This

Keef said...

I'm getting paid $26/hr to sit in a bar and watch soccer. Ask me how!


*fized

Keef said...

You lost me at watch soccer

Aitch said...

"you have to worry about where to finish."

Mouth unless otherwise stated

Jugdish said...

hilarity

Jugdish said...

heat fans

Jugdish said...

this cracked me up when I read it back to back...





Keef said...
Q is queer

June 13, 2014 at 11:24 AM
Delete


Blogger The Meiz said...
I mean, I've never turned one down, but they just don't get me off.

June 13, 2014 at 11:25 AM
Delete

Aitch said...

Ha!

tem said...

"Way too much thinking going on in tem's mind"

when it comes to avoiding getting semen in my mouth I don't mind sacrificing some thought

Jugdish said...

'Gloves are off' as Sterling hires investigators to dig up dirt on NBA owners




gonna get interesting now...

Brooklon Baby said...

Always assume she is swallowing

The Meiz said...

Shouldn't matter. He's not an owner anymore.

Jugdish said...

he is still the owner until they are sold, and the team hasn't been sold yet.

The Meiz said...

Oh, I thought the deal went through

Jugdish said...

they tried to get it done quickly before this happened. one or two of his wife's docs claimed he was not mentally able to run the business...but these law suits will put all of that on hold.

Keef said...

We're getting a few too many comments, fellas. Let's tone it down a little

Aitch said...

Wall

tem said...

Never done a panty raid before

Aitch said...

Yay World Cup!!

The Meiz said...

totally jacked one of those nice Stella Artois glasses from the bar last night.

Collateral damage for the duch bartender overcharging me & my buddy $2.50 on our beers. Chick bartender with the titties only ran us $7.50.

Brooklon Baby said...

Marco B looks like The Professional
If he travels with a plant.......

Keef said...

Heatles looked good for 5 minutes

Brooklon Baby said...

Spurs waxing ass again.

tem said...

Temjinx was too powerful

tem said...

good start to a monday

Brooklon Baby said...

Tony Gywnn dies

tem said...

tony gwynn died because we don't post enough.

tem said...

tough day for Tony G's.

Gwynn and Gywnn, same day.

Gonzalez better watch his back today.

The Meiz said...

Holy shit

Keef said...

Chuck Noll, Casey Kasem, Tony Gwynn

Keef said...

Walk into a bar

Brooklon Baby said...

Tupac. Biggie. Elvis
Greet them

Keef said...

Sounds like a party

Brooklon Baby said...

Reason 1,345 why first take need to be shot. They debated if the Spurs will repeat.

The worst

Brooklon Baby said...

Also. Portugal. Ahahahhahahahahahahahababa

Keef said...

Spurs are finished.


/every nba analyst over the last 5 years

Brooklon Baby said...

Fucking twitter is annoying with this soccer shit. Gotta stay off it.

Brooklon Baby said...

Brooks was born in Germany. Goal disallowed.

tem said...

brooks was here and hung himself


hanged?

Keef said...

Yay soccer

Brooklon Baby said...

Drunk. Fucking mondays

The Meiz said...

Drunj

The Meiz said...

I threw pretty good horse shoes tonight. 11, 11, 18.

Brooklon Baby said...

How you the star of the team and go out and strain your hamstring like the one thing you need to play soccer fucking herb

Keef said...

Drunk. Fucking mondays



Like you need a Monday as an excuse to get drunk

Brooklon Baby said...

So sick of this met team. They blow ever since they decided to sign Bay over Holliday it started a deep decline

The Meiz said...

You probably have a GM problem. Just sayin'.

The Meiz said...

Summit 2014, plz

Aitch said...

Wall

Jugdish said...

who is aitch rooting for in sundays game?

Keef said...

Portugal

Keef said...

Unfriend


/Mize

Aitch said...

"who is aitch rooting for in sundays game?"

I was born here. I want the U.S. to win.

Aitch said...

U.S. win and a Ghana loss puts them on the next round regardless of what they do against Germany.

Keef said...

Good jinx

Keef said...

Ho, shut the fuck up

Jugdish said...

wall

Aitch said...

Who are you calling a ho?

Jugdish said...

unfriend!

Brooklon Baby said...

Did tem buy aapl?

tem said...

when?

tem said...

when?

tem said...

I bought some when it was sub $500.

now it split and is over $92. I'm up 34%

Jugdish said...

redskins get federal trademark revoked...


now I can finally make my own redskins shirts

S

tem said...

sweet. jersey prices should drop.

tem said...

sweet. jersey prices should drop.

Aitch said...

Had Kod ever weighed in on the Redskins debate? I can't remember...

Keef said...

One of the NFL's arguments for why Jimmy Graham shouldn't receive the franchise tender as a wide receiver is that he lists himself as a tight end on his Twitter bio, according to a report.


Ha

Jugdish said...

The power of Twitter!!

/mize

tem said...

He lines up outside 67% of the time, which is cool but, WRs line up inside like 0% of the time and he lined up inside 33% of the time.


so, he lines up outside 33% less often than a WR does and he lines up inside about infinite percent more than a WR does.

he's a tight end.


tem said...

plus yeah, the twitter thing

Jugdish said...

Had Kod ever weighed in on the Redskins debate? I can't remember...


he said he wasn't going to a skins game until they change the logo ad name.

Jugdish said...

Had Kod ever weighed in on the Redskins debate? I can't remember...


he said he wasn't going to a skins game until they change the logo ad name.

Jugdish said...

double post...helping our numbers!

Jugdish said...

Saints should split the difference with him...not sure if that was offered or not.

Keef said...

Tem is your kid walking yet? Like, w/o pushing something

Jugdish said...

we got our kid in the mom and me swimming lessons this summer. he had his first one yesterday so I went to watch some of it. good times!

Brooklon Baby said...

Buy more tem

Keef said...

Where do I buy tem

tem said...

tem is probably on the nyse or nasdaq.

tem said...

kid walks a lot. has been walking for about 3 weeks now. she is starting to run, but that just leads to hilarity faceplants.

tem said...

aapl at all time high or something, why buy now?

tem said...

cmtem tried to get her and bgtem into swim lessons but they are sold out.

except the ones at 10am. but cmtem doesn't have a sugar daddy so she can't sign up for that.

Keef said...

We were looking at swim lessons through the city, but that basically only have them during the day, M-F. Fucking Mormons

Keef said...

*they

Brooklon Baby said...

Chocolate lucky charms det

Keef said...

Had that a few years ago. Haven't seen it in a minute

Jugdish said...

The swim lessons we did were through a local lady who teaches them out of her home. It helps that cmjug is a teacher and has the summer off.

The Meiz said...

You guys should be able to teach your own kids to swim. Especially the guy with the pool.

Keef said...

Yay Kershaw

Keef said...

You guys should be able to teach your own kids to swim. Especially the guy with the pool.

A) it was only $25

2) ain't nobody got time for that

Jugdish said...

You guys should be able to teach your own kids to swim. Especially the guy with the pool.


he isn't really swimming at 7 months old...its more water familiarization at this age, floating and such...and what keef said.

Blue said...

swimming schmimming

tem said...

swimming lessons are just to mix up the day. otherwise it is the same shit every day.

go downstairs, play with giant bear, get mad, walk around, see stairs, go up stairs, get carried back down stairs, play with giant bear, get mad, walk around, see stairs, go up stairs, get carried back down stairs, play with giant bear.....

tem said...

swimming lessons are just to mix up the day. otherwise it is the same shit every day.

go downstairs, play with giant bear, get mad, walk around, see stairs, go up stairs, get carried back down stairs, play with giant bear, get mad, walk around, see stairs, go up stairs, get carried back down stairs, play with giant bear.....

Brooklon Baby said...

Wanna know how l learned how to swim? My dad threw me in the pool and I didn't drown.

#oldschool

Jugdish said...

was it a little plastic pool with two inches of water?

Keef said...

LP is so badass

Keef said...

And like jug said. This isn't "swimming", per se. It's getting acclimated to being in water

Brooklon Baby said...

Don't you hippies have a bath tub

Jugdish said...

you learned to swim in a bathtub?

Jugdish said...

I swim laps in my tub every morning

/Lp

Keef said...

Cmlp needs to watch LP in the bathtub to make sure he doesn't drown

Keef said...

LP is Michael PheLPs in the tub

Keef said...

LP: alright kids, let's go swimming

Kids: awww dad, we don't want to take a bath again

Jugdish said...

Cmlp needs to watch LP in the bathtub to make sure he doesn't drown


I got floaties, bro

/Lp

Keef said...

We put some floaties on bgas1 and she's fucking fearless in the pool

Keef said...

We take them off and she doesn't leave the step

tem said...

she's smart

tem said...

I can't imagine filling the bath tub up so deep that bgtem could actually swim in it. I'm not sure the tub is even big enough. I am pretty sure she can sit in it and her head is above the top of the tub.

Keef said...

Maybe LP has a family of midgets

tem said...

or maybe he has huge bath tubs.

I guess she could swim in the tub in mine and cmtem's bathroom. it would be deep enough.

Blue said...

"I can't imagine filling the bath tub up so deep that bgtem could actually swim in it. I'm not sure the tub is even big enough. I am pretty sure she can sit in it and her head is above the top of the tub."

that's called a shower

The Meiz said...

I have nothing to say

The Meiz said...

"I guess she could swim in the tub in mine and cmtem's bathroom. it would be deep enough."

What is this, some kind of humblebrag? You trying to big time us?

The Meiz said...

These potato chips suck. I think I've grown accustomed to the generic brand.

Blue said...

he's always big timing us

Blue said...

he's married to a rich chick

Blue said...

"Athletics acquired Mills from #Brewers for $1. Expected to move into rotation shortly."


hilarious

Jugdish said...

he hit it big with the apple stock

Jugdish said...

hilarious



moneyball

Blue said...

dollarball

Jugdish said...

SBTB

tem said...

"What is this, some kind of humblebrag? You trying to big time us?"

her room has a jack and jill bathroom with another bedroom. it has a tub. we give her baths in that tub.

I never contemplated that we'd give her one in our master bathroom which does have a tub.

tem said...

likewise I could technically give her a bath at the big bossman's house (probably not the wrestler, but the big bossman here at work). he probably has a huge fancy tub.

in any case, whereas prior I didn't think of a situation where she could swim in a tub, I have now thought of some.

Keef said...

I think he big bossman died

Jugdish said...

tem's boss died?

tem said...

I hope not. He is like 83

Keef said...

That is old

tem said...

.....Though so it is possible

Blue said...

I want to go home

Keef said...

I made a golfing tee time for Sunday morning at 6am. That's what you do when it's 110°

The Meiz said...

I'm getting annihilated tonight. The last 2 days at work were fucking awful.

Brooklon Baby said...

Any of you gays take vitamins?

Keef said...

Who you calling gay?

The Meiz said...

Packer does. His bones are old and fragile.

Blue said...

"Any of you gays take vitamins"

flintstones?

Blue said...

EP, erectile dysfunction pills are not vitamins.

and judging by what everyone on here looks like, nobody takes vitamins

Keef said...

I take a multivitamin every day

tem said...

I take some sort of gummy vitamin.

tem said...

I wish they made a SPK vitamin.

gold. mine.

Keef said...

Bgas takes some disney gummy vitamin that has an SPK type sugar on the outside of it

tem said...

these have some sugar on them, but not spk style.

The Meiz said...

Fascinating

Brooklon Baby said...

just asking

Blue said...

GOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAllllll



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