Friday, June 06, 2014

A nickel bag gets sold in a park in Brooklyn I WANT IN

I make the best potato and eggs.

I'm pretty much full time at the catering hall now. It's the Matre'd then me as far as an org chart goes. It's actually fun at times. I like the business. I also applied for the sales job which is what it sounds like. Commission based, you book a wedding you get a flat fee $300. Waiting to hear back. Gonna write a book, a self-help motivational book. "From Bus Boy to Matre'D : How to climb the ranks of a wedding factory"

Wife not a fan I'm rarely home but it's a sacrifice I make to make sure her and the kids have all they ever wanted. She wants to move to NJ. Sometimes she is the worse.

I just don't get the big deal with grass. Grass makes me sneeze*. "But the kids would like a backyard."
But then I have to clean it and make it look nice. I'd like to see how she cleans this house too, this imaginary house in NJ.
And me getting home at 8pm every night because the commute sucks left nuts.
And we'd need to buy another car which is the worst asset to own ever.
Fuck houses and fuck NJ.

If you don't think what just happened with the prisoner swap between US and Taliban was fucked up you belong in psych ward. Or you don't care. Which is fine too.
Like was there no one in Bams corner that knew this guy may have been not so noble? A deserter in the armed forces is like child rape. It's pretty much the worse thing you can do. Let alone the exchange itself. IT was a Bill Simmons pu-pu platter NBA 25 cents on the dollar trade. Also I thought we don't negotiate with terrorists? And who the fuck decided it was okay for the Taliban DAD to go on TV? Jesus Christ what a clusterfuck.

I have a 2nd generation IPOD that still goes strong but only when it's charged overnight. So weird. It needs like 8 hours of sleep or something.

I'm such a pussy when it comes to the dentist that I've dealt with a toothache that occasionally becomes infected for a little over a year now. NS.
What makes this decision easier is when they pull the tooth I will need an implant which is not covered and costs $2100-$3000 depending.....

Stocks and Sports LLC still a dream of mine along with a restaurant bar and grill called Cheeks.

Aren't kids hilarious? Can't wait for Tem and Jug to have talking kids. Lil miniature comics.

158 comments:

tem said...

I feel like crap today.

tem said...

"
"From Bus Boy to Matre'D : How to climb the ranks of a wedding factory""

gotta be a best seller

Brooklon Baby said...

D-Day stuff is cool

tem said...

how so?

tem said...

I still maintain that H is in love. He's like a 13yr old girl with a crush.

Brooklon Baby said...

like the history pieces and such

Keef said...

Grass makes me sneeze*.



Putting an asterisk on something that's spelt correctly is probably better than hdh

Jugdish said...

I make to make sure her and the kids have all they ever wanted. She wants to move to NJ.



its gonna happen

Jugdish said...

I still maintain that H is in love. He's like a 13yr old girl with a crush.


easy, chief.

/h

Brooklon Baby said...

I spelled it sneese

auto correct must have fixed it and I missed it

Blue said...

" I make to make sure her and the kids have all they ever wanted. She wants to move to NJ. Sometimes she is the worse."

I guess you won't give her everything she wants

Blue said...

all at she wants..is another baby...she's going tomorrow, cuz all that she wants


ace of base gets stuck in my head

Keef said...

Don't turn around

Blue said...

I saw the sign, and it opened up my eyes

Keef said...

Gatorade trolling lebron was pretty funny

Blue said...

the meme with Stephenson blowing on his legs was hilarious

Keef said...

Ha, saw that too

Keef said...

Tracy Morgan is dying

Keef said...

Fucking Belmont is a bitch for triple crown hopefuls

Keef said...

Hahaha, California chrome's owner is a clown

tem said...

Literally?

Keef said...

Fucking A/C went out again. Woe

Aitch said...

How hot is it in AZ right now?

Keef said...

110ish

Blue said...

so not too bad

Blue said...

aC/refrigeration guy in AZ would be a suite gig

$$$$$

Keef said...

I set up a repair order through my home warranty. I called the company that got the order and they are closed on the weekends. If I had an hvac company here, ahik*, I would be open 7 days a week during the summer and make loot

Blue said...

yeah, you'd think they'd at least have somebody on call on the weekends

tem said...

"yeah, you'd think they'd at least have somebody on call on the weekends"

I doubt many people would actually pay the premium you'd need to stay open weekends. nobody would want to work then so you'd have to pay more and then charge more.

folks will just pay $100 for you to come out Monday instead of $250 for you to come out Saturday.

Blue said...

not when it's 110° and you've got two small chitlins

tem said...

I wonder if keith called another company or if he just waited until today to call because calling another company would have cost more $$$.

Keef said...

I doubt many people would actually pay the premium you'd need to stay open weekends


If you're sitting in a house that's 100 degrees, you'd pay more to get that shit fixed

Keef said...

wonder if keith called another company or if he just waited until today to call because calling another company would have cost more $$$.


We have a home warranty, so I have to make a repair order through them. Then they assign it to one of their companies. I just have a $60 copay through the warranty

Keef said...

If I didn't have a home warranty, I would have called until I found one open in weekends

Keef said...

On

Keef said...

Or if it happened on saturday morning, I would have called the home warranty company to see if hey could find a weekend company. But it happened at 5:00 last night so we just just sweated our balls off last night

Keef said...

And today is cmk's 30th bday so she's thrilled about having to deal with this now

Blue said...

ballsweat is the worst

Blue said...

"And today is cmk's 30th bday so she's thrilled about having to deal with this now"


happy birthday cmK

Blue said...

"Jacksonville Jaguars fans will be able to watch a game this season while sitting in a pool inside the stadium.

The team has taken out 9,500 seats in the north end zone and is replacing them with a two-level party deck that includes two pools and 16 cabanas complete with plush furniture."

Blue said...

no more blackouts for the jags

Blue said...

TP should get a cabana for the cocktail party

Blue said...

"Starting this season, the Jaguars will be showing a constant stream of the NFL Red Zone feed in the four displays in the end zones so fans can watch the Jaguars while keeping up with the rest of the league or tracking their fantasy team."

or just not watching the jags

Blue said...

12,500 for pool access and 50 of your friends all you can eat and drink

Jugdish said...

Summit IV

Jugdish said...

You mean summit 4

/NFL

Keef said...

I'd venture to say we've had out last summit

Keef said...

Our

ToddPacker said...

"TP should get a cabana for the cocktail party"

cabana sounds like a good plan. I have a feeling the pool will not be open for that game

Keef said...

Why wouldn't they open it

The Meiz said...

cmk has balls?

Brooklon Baby said...

Schweddy Balls

Keef said...

cmk has balls?


No, she sweat them off last night. Do you need tem's reader?

Blue said...

so you've got no balls?

tem said...

"If I didn't have a home warranty, I would have called until I found one open in weekends"

so you didn't call around because it would have cost more money, got it.

Blue said...

" Michael Jordan anticipates the Charlotte Hornets will make another big splash this offseason."

they're putting a pool in the arena?

tem said...

indeed keith sweat his balls off

tem said...

what was the hornets last big splash? changing their name again?

Keef said...

so you didn't call around because it would have cost more money, got it.

Touché

The Meiz said...

tuch

tem said...

ay

Blue said...

pet peeve: people who say Nevahda, and then try and defend why they think they're saying it right.

i'll go by how the people that live there say it.

tem said...

how do they say it?

The Meiz said...

WESconsin

The Meiz said...

That one irks me.

Blue said...

they have a hard first A,like in apple, neva(pple)da

Blue said...

EP finally has a coach he can look up to

Brooklon Baby said...

Calipari 80milly offer is nucking futs

I'd take it if I'm him

Blue said...

I wouldn't live in Cleveland for $80mm

Brooklon Baby said...

You know you will get fired halfway in. Becuz yeah Cleveland...

Brooklon Baby said...

I think Dan Snyder and Dan Gilbert are the same person

Brooklon Baby said...

Whatevs on Fisher. Dude will be a Jackson puppet head

Keef said...

The Kniss like bald black dudes with beards to coach their basketball team

Keef said...

A/C is fized*

tem said...

Getting fired halfway in is a benefit

Blue said...

your face is not a benefit

tem said...

is too

Brooklon Baby said...

Funny his staff maybe shaping up to be all old Lakers

The Meiz said...

Smoked string cheese is an A+

tem said...

Haha sonnen

Keef said...

They should just let Sonnen and Belfort inject as much testosterone as possible and go at it

Brooklon Baby said...

Thought they do that now

tem said...

is H moving in with his new Love already?

tem said...

spurs shot well I take it

Keef said...

Cespedes has a good arm

tem said...

arms like that everwhere

Brooklon Baby said...

Kate Upton's pussy is on WWTDD.com

Brooklon Baby said...

Its a nice muff

Aitch said...

"is H moving in with his new Love already?"

Funny guy

Keef said...

Can't wait til I can tell h to break up with his gf again

Keef said...

Chael Sonnen quit

Aitch said...

When did you tell me to break up with my girlfriend? Refresh my memory.

Jugdish said...

cmjug and I got some kind of flu early Tuesday morning...broke my no vomit streak of over ten years. bbjug wasn't feeling well last night although seems to be better today. hopefully its all behind us.

Jugdish said...

missed two days of work too...short week this week

Brooklon Baby said...

Little kids are ripe with strains of shit your body has never seen before. Just wait until they go to school and bring back killer colds

tem said...

day care sucks.

I have been sick since February because the kid brings home new shit from day care all the time.

tem said...

by the by, cmtem says that this fertility drug that men keep getting busted for (Sonnen, whatever Football Player) doesn't work on guys. It is a drug for chicks and a dude taking it would be pointless for fertility.

the drug does something to ovaries, which doesn't exactly help men in the reproducing department.

tem said...

"Clomifene citrate has been found very effective in the treatment of secondary male hypogonadism in many cases.[12] This has shown to be a much more attractive option than testosterone replacement therapy (TRT) in many cases because of the reduced cost and convenience of taking a pill as opposed to testosterone injections or gels.[13] Unlike traditional TRT it also does not shrink the testes and as a result can enhance fertility"


blessed be, I need to get cmtem up to speed on this drug stuff.

tem said...

"Heat look to target Carmelo Anthony"


I can't imagine Wade, Melo, Bron and Bosh all being happy on the same team.

Jugdish said...

would they have enough basketballs to go around?

Brooklon Baby said...

Meiz would need fertility drugs I would think

Brooklon Baby said...

Not even entertaining that thought dumbest story out there

Why don't they trade for Love too

Maybe see if ginobili is av as a sixth man too

Maybe Marvin the martian from space jam too

Keef said...

When did you tell me to break up with my girlfriend? Refresh my memory.


When that one chick wanted a family and you didn't

Keef said...

by the by, cmtem says that this fertility drug that men keep getting busted for (Sonnen, whatever Football Player) doesn't work on guys. It is a drug for chicks and a dude taking it would be pointless for fertility.

Cmtem seems smarter than cmk. But cmk could tell you everything that's happening on all the Housewives shows and teen mom episodes

tem said...

she knows drugs

tem said...

but she married me so overall intelligence needs questioned.

Jugdish said...

falcons will be on hard knocks...glad its not the bears

tem said...

hard knocks is still a thing?

The Meiz said...

"I can't imagine Wade, Melo, Bron and Bosh all being happy on the same team."

I can. Bron will be moving to the 4(stretch 4) as he gets older, Melo the 3, Wade's already on his way out, and Boshanator will be like a Sam Perkins type 5. Easy peasy, lemon squeezy.

Brooklon Baby said...

Its a hard knock life it will always be a thing

tem said...

bosh gets mad now when he doesn't shoot. point guard is going to be Norris cole......wade is going to sit out half the year with injuries then come back and expect melo and bron to let him score 20 a game.

busted knees wade can't play D, Melo just doesn't bother wit it....

not gonna be pretty.

Keef said...

Heatles talk gives Mize a boner

Aitch said...

"When that one chick wanted a family and you didn't"

I don't recall who we're speaking of. Not saying you're wrong, just that my memory sucks.

Keef said...

You were with some chick for a while, maybe 1-2 years ago. Talking about her wanting kids and stuff but you didn't think that's what you wanted. It might be the chick we said you knocked up

Aitch said...

Ah ok. When I bought the minivan.

Aitch said...

Yea, that's girl's a cunt anyways.

Aitch said...

It's a good thing I didn't knock her up. I'd have killed her by now.

tem said...

is she the one that banged your buddy?

Keef said...

Hahahah

Keef said...

Fucking cunts

tem said...

Heatles and Brewer talk gets Mize all riled up it is true.

Aitch said...

No, a different one banged my "buddy."

Keef said...

Thanks for opening that wound, Tem

tem said...

that's what we do best

tem said...

H has been too happy with his Love and moving and stuff. need to bring him back down a bit.

grounded.

he loses a bunch of weight and floats away, nobody wants that.

I am thinking of the greater good.

tem said...

I'm like a public service agent.

tem said...

maybe even a super hero? I don't know, I can't make those bold claims, but yeah.

Aitch said...

I'm not saying that Tem is Batman, I'm just saying no one has ever seen Tem and Batman in the same room at the same time.

Aitch said...

"Thanks for opening that wound, Tem"

It happened 5 months ago. My memory isn't THAT bad.

Keef said...

I thought maybe your memory was know the fat

Keef said...

In the fat

Aitch said...

Ask me how!

Aitch said...

Are you guys gonna watch any of the Copa Mundial™?

Keef said...

I'm assuming that's World Cup, and no

Aitch said...

It is indeed

tem said...

i will not be watching any cup of sundial or whatever you said.

tem said...

it's not that I don't know what channel it is on, or when it starts, I just do not care.

tem said...

I hate interviewing people.

x interviews means x-1 mad people.

tem said...

I hate interviewing people.

x interviews means x-1 mad people.

Keef said...

It's ok if there's only 1 interview

The Meiz said...

"Are you guys gonna watch any of the Copa Mundial™?"

Of course

The Meiz said...

Fuck Portugal

The Meiz said...

One of my friends declared "Viva Espana!" on FB the other day. Plenty people started unfriending her. It's hilarious.

Aitch said...

Is that nice?

Aitch said...

Re: Fuck Portugal

The Meiz said...

I would suppose not

Keef said...

One of my friends declared "Viva Espana!" on FB the other day. Plenty people started unfriending her.



Seems dramatic

Aitch said...

"Seems dramatic"

Sign me up!
/H

tem said...

your friends speak Spanish?

The Meiz said...

"Seems dramatic"

Not really. Who roots for another country. She even said USA is her THIRD horse in the race.

tem said...

heat looking good for this cruising to a finals win.

big comeback today then sweep the remainder.

tem said...

then we get a summer of "can they just turn it on whenever they want?" "is this the greatest team ever?"

tem said...

#can'twait

Keef said...

Who roots for another country.



Who unfriends someone for it?

The Meiz said...

Soccer dorks

Keef said...

Can't wait for meiz's excuses for the Heatles

The Meiz said...

They STINK right now. No excuses. Hot garbage.

Aitch said...

"Who roots for another country"

Yea, seriously.

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