Tuesday, May 06, 2014

Synthesizer, microwave me. Give me a drug so I can make seven babies.

New post time.  Don't know what I'm going to talk about in this post, if anything at all.

I can't come up with anything. Kinda watching the Brewers game, talking routers on the twitter, having cocktails.

I can tell you that I'm really looking forward to throwing horse shoes on the new pits next week.  I was on fire Sunday evening.  I think I figured out a new, more simple grip and technique to get the rotation I'm looking for.  That means nothing to you guys, but it makes sense like this; I throw a "turn" instead of a flip.  My shoes rotate horizontally instead of flipping end over end.  I can't figure out the flip.  So, me & my buddy were just getting some good practice time in on Sunday, and I figured out that I should grip the shoe along the left arm of it, and it gives me a damn near perfect one and a quarter turn with the shoe hitting the pit one the open side.  I was all over the stake.  Can't wait to keep working on it.

Got damn, the Brewers have absolutely tattooed some pitches from the DBacks.  GoGo leadoff bomb to dead center, Maldy goes no-doubter to left, and Jean decides to go upper-decking.  This game is due for a Mark Reynolds bomb.  Can't wait to get Brauny back on Monday. It's also become very clear that Jon Lucroy has been teaching Maldy how to frame pitches.  The two guys are just beasts behind the plate.  They don't do a whole lot in regards to throwing out base stealers, but the defense & the framing is ridiculous.  They both call really good games, too.  I'll also add that Maldonado is potentially one of our best relievers(S? NS? NOT SURE).

They still haven't found that damn plane.  I hope it's never found.  Ever.

These NBA Playoffs have been ridiculous this year, but I don't feel like talking hoop right now because it's been such a whirlwind and I don't have the words in these here fingers.  I'm just enjoying the games.

Eh, screw it.  I'm going to bed.


106 comments:

Aitch said...

"They don't do a whole lot in regards to throwing out base stealers, but the defense & the framing is ridiculous."

What else do they do defensively if they're not throwing out base runners?

tem said...

"What else do they do defensively if they're not throwing out base runners?"

catchers call out how many outs there are. that's key.

tem said...

aja

they block bad pitches, sometimes shift the defense if the manager lets them, backup bases which is only a big deal the rare time it is needed, field bunts and pop outs.

the big one is blocking pitches in the dirt though.

Aitch said...

I get all that. I was merely making a point. I don't think you can say a catcher has been good defensively if he isn't throwing out runners.

Keef said...

I always get emails from Adriana that she wants to fuck. I don't know who Adriana is, but I like her style.

tem said...

" I don't think you can say a catcher has been good defensively if he isn't throwing out runners."

that's not always on him anyway. if the pitcher lets them get a good jump he is fucked.

blocking bad pitches is the key for me. do the minimum on base stealers but block those wild pitches.

tem said...

Adriana doesn't really want to fuck though. She'll do it if you send enough cash her way, but she doesn't really want to.

Keef said...

I'm not really concerned with that. The key is that I want to

Keef said...

Her lack of "wanting to" doesn't make me not nut

Keef said...

I sound like LP now. Fuck

Jugdish said...

it took 8 years, but he finally got to you

Jugdish said...

next thing you know you'll be saying things like "I'm so horny this morning. If there wasn't this sex offender list going around id grope bitches on the train this morning"

tem said...

Keith doesnt take the train

Keef said...

Tem is jumping to conclusions

Keef said...

I'd fuck that chick on Disney Channel that is on that train show, Choo Choo Soul or some shit

Keef said...

Genevieve Goings esta her nombre

Brooklon Baby said...

It was always there

tem said...

do you take the train?

Jugdish said...

I have a thing for that chick who does the news updates during the commercials when TUF is on.

The Meiz said...

"What else do they do defensively if they're not throwing out base runners?"

Okay, casual fan.

Keef said...

do you take the train?

Sometimes when I go downtown to a ball game or something

Keef said...

When I go to Chicago I ride the train

Brooklon Baby said...

Durant mvp

Keef said...

Sky blue

The Meiz said...

Karl Malone Memorial MVP Award

Blue said...

carlos gomez is on the roids

Blue said...

he's been visiting whatever doctor Braun hooked him up with

Blue said...

would not surprise me if Jose Abreu was on the roids as well

comes from a nowhere country and is nothing, and then he's awesome

like puig, once the roids wore off, he is just a regular Cuban dude

Keef said...

comes from a nowhere country and is nothing, and then he's awesome


Yeah Cubans aren't very good at the beisbol

Blue said...

maybe they are good because of the roids, like the Japanese who come over and are great for the first two years, then suck

Keef said...

Blue is stirring things up. I like it

The Meiz said...

"carlos gomez is on the roids"


Cool.

tem said...

"Sometimes when I go downtown to a ball game or something "

apology accepted

tem said...

Japanese players lose their work ethic once they get over here

tem said...

look at bruce lee. he made like 3 movies then quit doing them. America made him lazy.

Blue said...

bruce lee is no hideo nomo

The Meiz said...

Hideo Nomo is no Tomo Ohka

Keef said...

Your face is hideo

Blue said...

Tomo Ohka is no Taka Tanaka

Brooklon Baby said...

America! Where lazy begins!

Jugdish said...

Lp

Jugdish said...

golden state fires mark jackson

Blue said...

stupid move

tem said...

lakers will hire him.

tem said...

if the owner didn't like the guy then the owner can make that move.

there are other good coaches to be had.

tem said...

if the owner didn't like the guy then the owner can make that move.

there are other good coaches to be had.

Blue said...

warriors will probably hire furious george

tem said...

they'll go for a van gundy.

tem said...

or think dantonio would be good for their offense.

tem said...

add Jeremy Lin to the list of Asians who got lazy in America too. he was great for like 2 weeks then bam! lazy.

Keef said...

Dantonio is a football coach

Keef said...

lakers will hire him.



Lakers gonna hire Kerr

tem said...

"Dantonio is a football coach"

common lov practice to spell their names wrong.

tem said...

kerr going to knicks. el pad says it is a done deal.

Keef said...

Lakers. Got it.

Brooklon Baby said...

Give me JVG or give me death

Blue said...

why would anyone hire kerr, he was a horrible GM, let alone player, let alone announcer, let alone human being

Blue said...

"I will go as far as to say it is not our primary goal in the first round to be looking at a quarterback," Jones said. "We've got a good one.""

cowboys are taking a QB

The Meiz said...

You're getting Mark Jackson

The Meiz said...

JVG is smart to coach that dumpster fire.

Blue said...

phil hates mark jackson

The Meiz said...

You made that up

Jugdish said...

phil hates mark Jackson



no, that's sterling

Blue said...

"You made that up"

I did

tem said...

did not, it is true.

Jackson doesn't run the triangle and thinks it is dumb so phil hates him.

The Meiz said...

Breer's are daring the Diamondbacks to beat them again. Lyle Overbay is in the 4 hole today.

tem said...

Brewer going to lose

tem said...

Bengals trading up for Manziel

Keef said...

Bengals trading up for Manziel


Can't be worst* than a redhead

tem said...

could be

Jugdish said...

In bossier city, LA. for one night for work.

Keef said...

O/U 2.5 on QBs taken in the first round. I say under

Keef said...

LP
Bet on your mock draft picks? O/U 7.5 correct picks, I'll take under

tem said...

i'll take over on QBs bet.

tem said...

best part is, if I lose I can just delete my post because nobody reads this shit anymore.

Blue said...

I say over on the QBs

teams will jump to get bridgewater & Carr in the late part of the 1st round

Blue said...

bridgewater seems to have really fallen a ton, maybe should have stayed in school

tem said...

he is fake falling. someone will nab him top 15.

tem said...

smoke and mirrors

Blue said...

I agree.

The one thing I know is that nobody is telling the truth out there

Brooklon Baby said...

7.5? Ha kiper won't even get that. Try 3.

Brooklon Baby said...

I still owe blue a name change are we still doing that. I still rock the name from a bet lost 4 months ago...

tem said...

depends on what you mean by correct.

right player to right team?

right player in right draft spot?

either? if you get a point for either getting the right player in the right spot or getting the right player to the right team you might get 6.


right player, right team and right spot?

Blue said...

nah, you don't have to change your name

I don't think there's enough humiliation associated with that anymore

Blue said...

Richard Sherman needs to just shut up

Keef said...

right player, right team and right spot?


Spot doesn't matter to me

The Meiz said...

Had an event planning committee meeting today. Looking forward to put some of my touches on company gatherings.

Keef said...

Lots of zoo trips in Sysco's future

Blue said...

why are you going to touché them?

The Meiz said...

"Lots of zoo trips in Sysco's future"


IT WAS DISCUSSED.

Brooklon Baby said...

Bronx Zoo is the best.

tem said...

your face is a Bronx zoo

Blue said...

of course the Bronx zoo is the best...

Blue said...

also, I'm hoping you're not referring to the old yankee stadium

Brooklon Baby said...

No

Keef said...

I hate getting claims where someone gets kilt

Blue said...

my little brother and his baby momma are splitting up after 8 years or something like that together.

shit's gotten insane real.

she waited until he left for work on trash day, and threw all his clothes in the trashcan.

Blue said...

he cheated on her last summer while working out of town.

she found out and instead of just ending the relationship, she decided to keep living together while she went out and partied and hooked up with dudes

granted they are both 25 and have a year old kid.

makes me want to never get divorced that's for sure

The Meiz said...

People are awful

Blue said...

"granted they are both 25 and have a year old kid"

meant to say the have a 7 year old kid, and an almost 2 year old kid

Aitch said...

EP is 0/4 so far.

Aitch said...

Do we like the Bills moving up to get a WR?

Aitch said...

Ray Ray likes it.

Aitch said...

1/5

tem said...

I like the move up

tem said...

Traded away a lot though

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