Friday, May 09, 2014

Live from El Pad's couch

Gonna live blog some of this......


Still rock ESPN, just better coverage I think than NFL Network....wait Ray Lewis.  Cmon MAN,  I want TJ or even Key.  Fuck Ray Lewis.  I think it's Berman.  Don't get the hate on him he is head and shoulders better than Eisen.  Also I can't stand Irvin.  Also Gruden.  MIC DROP.


Why do people hate Goodell again?  Concussion thing?  Lockout?  People are the worse.  Booing him is so dumb.


Honestly after Russell Wilson I don't know why any GM would not want Manziel.  My official position is he will be great. 


I hate Sherman.  And his nostrils.


Fucking Radio City looking small man the draft is just cashed out.


Texans are on the clock.


8:05 - Niggas waiting for phone calls they don't want to pick #1.
8:08 - Clowney seems like he's disinterested already
8:10 - Mort looks sickly and that is a lot of makeup
8:13 - Gruden already going rogue, looking to punch Kiper in the throat
8:15 - Watt is pumped.  Clowney.....
8:16 - Hope that boy can play 3 down football though because #1 picks should
8:18 - The Goodell hugs cometh.
8:18 - SOOOUUZZZ - I'd give it to suzy all over the place.
8:19 - My sister lives in Rock Hill.  It's actually an ok place.
8:25 - Slap in the face to the great Bruce Matthews by Fisher.  S.
8:26 - Jax has to take Manziel right?  I mean they need a QB in the worse way, a guy that can fill a stadium too don't forget.
8:28 - LaConfora on twitter says Bortles.  Wow.  WOW.
8:30 - Twitter ruining the draft have to come off it now.  I want my picks live not High Frequency Live.
8:30 - Jesus Jacksonville.
8:31 - Wherever Manziel goes he will destroy Jacksonville every single time.
8:33 - Raiders will get a sure thing now.  Mack, Matthews or Watkins.
8:34 - TRADE - BILLS
8:35 - I love this shit.
8:34 - Has to be for Watkins
8:35 - or MACK staying in Buffarro.
8:38 - WATKINS- good pick kid a beast.
8:38 - Similar to the Julio Jones pick - Berman nailed that.
8:40 - Man just realized the Falcons are going to get a stud too.
8:42 - Long way from Buffalo.  Don't worry though Raiderettes are hawt.
8:43 - If Falcons don't go Matthews I'd be shocked.  Or Lewan.
8:51 - Bruce's boy.
8:52 - Seriously Mike Glennon?  Stop it.  McNown?  Stop. Take Manziel.
8:52 - All Jake Matthew highlights get jacked by Manziel highlights.
8:54 - The Matthews can ball.  Damn.
8:55 - LaConfora is amazing.  I have to quit twitter.  He said Evans.  Whoa.  Manziel gonna free fall now.  Tell you what if he is there at 12 Giants might do it.  They make a board, if he's #1 he's the pick no matter what.  DRAMA.
8:56 - Is Mike Evans Deron Williams?
8:57 - Cleveland could get another shot at Johnny.  #9.  And he has 8 chips on his shoulder.
8:59 - Get your shit together young man.  Crying is for pussies.
9:00 - Browns right?  And they traded up a spot but why afraid minny was taking manziel?
9:05 - Justin Gilbert?  They traded up a spot for a corner?  What the fuck.
9:06 - Was that Kevin Costners call?
9:06 - Clev sucks chant is A+ effort.  Good job.
9:07 - I mean yeah Hayden and Gilbert is a nice tandem.  But QB.
9:08 - Vikes do your thing.  Norv Turner is the OC.  Manziel do it do it.
9:10 - Anthony Barr.  Drafting for need is so stupid why franchises like the Vikings never win anything.  There are STUDS in front of you.  One of them is a QB one of them is a ten year tackle.  Crazy.
9:11  - Sorry Kod.  Goodness gracious that is officially the worst pick in the draft.
9:12 - Detroit has to take Lewan or Odell the WR.
9:13 - Man the Giants are going to get a hell of a player. 
9:13 - Ebron.  Good pick.  Forgot about him.  He is Aaron Hernandez minus the murder.
9:14 - The world will explode if the Giants take Manziel.
9:15 - Titans take him.  Cmon Whizzy.
9:21 - Oh my god my anxiety is like whoa with Manziel on the board.  So many players they can grab.
9:29 - Nice.  Love it.  Bend it like Beckham.


Stopping here this is tiring.  Some thoughts as the night goes on............


Good job by Saints jumping in front of Philly for Cooks.
Pryor is a hammer.  Dernard is better though, dumb Jets.
Who told Bridgewater to come to the draft.  He has 2nd round pick written all over him.
Third crack at Manziel and the Browns nail it.  Finally.  FINALLY.
Love it.  Fuck Hoyer.  Two number one's next year too don't forget.  Like Rams this year.
Too bad Shanahan is coaching him though.  Fucking Kyle is a bum.
Also too bad, you know, Cleveland.
Wife just said Manziel looks like a little person.  LOL
What the fuck did Kansas City just do?  Marqise Lee is staring them in the face they were ranked 24th in the passing game. 
Nice pick for Bengals.  Value is unreal.  He should have been long gone.
Arizona should have taken a QB? No?  Unless they want one of the 2nd round guys Garapolo or McCarron. Anyway the safety they got is a thumper.
I actually like the Eagles pick.  High motor kid.  The way they play offense people forget their defense are on the field a lot because they score quick.  Plus they are 3-4.  They needed rushers.  Ends.
The Carr family looks lovely.
Carolina - REEEEACCCCH REEEEAAACCHHH
Belle Glade, Florida is an awful place.
Ray Lewis just said Chiahlls.  (chills). Ebonics I guess.
Congrats to all the brothers getting straight paid today.  America is amazing.
Drinking an old fashioned.  Second one.  It's my favorite.
Belichick loves gators.
Niners falling into Marqise Lee but not picking him makes me happy.  I did like Jimmy Ward as a prospect though.  Versatile defensive back.  Tackler. 
I feel like Caliendo can do this draft by himself and be Kiper, Boom and Grudes.
Never been to a BW2 - dying to go.
Houston getting a QB at top of round 2 imagine if it's Carr?  HOLY SHIT.
20 piece chucken nugget would have been a suite move, In the mood for taco bell now.
Blake is such a Florida name.
Sharon Stone still doing it for me.
VIKING REDEMPTION! Nice ending to the draft.


Good talk guys.















97 comments:

Jugdish said...

Lp wanted every team to draft manziel

Jugdish said...

Houston getting a QB at top of round 2 imagine if it's Carr?



Texan fans would hate that. I hope they take him.

Keef said...

Good efforting

Keef said...

Browns drafted Quinn 22nd, that worked well. Browns drafted Weeden 22nd, that worked well. Browns drafted Manziel 22nd...

The Meiz said...

"Lp wanted every team to draft manziel"

And it was hilarious

Blue said...

I was hoping the broncos would draft manziel

Blue said...

johnny football

Blue said...

texas kid will enjoy lake erie I'm sure

The Meiz said...

Co-worker with lung cancer was given 6 to 12 months to live, yesterday.

Brooklon Baby said...

how you a pro pg considered "top" and throw up a doughnut in the playoffs

always said deron Williams is a joke

Brooklon Baby said...

fucking seth rogen as a straight laced dad is bullshit

Brooklon Baby said...

terrible casting

that movie screams for Ed Helms

Blue said...

"Co-worker with lung cancer was given 6 to 12 months to live, yesterday."

sucks

Blue said...

"fucking seth rogen as a straight laced dad is bullshit"

did you see his speech to congress?

Blue said...

he was a straight guy in superbad, sortof

Brooklon Baby said...

just made buffalo style home fries topped with three over easy eggs

DET

this stay at home dad shit is where it's at

Brooklon Baby said...

he was a stoner cop in superbad

I cant think of him in any other way other than a stoner

Brooklon Baby said...

lake bell is ugly

nice tits but not pretty imo

tem said...

"Lp wanted every team to draft manziel"

little people stick together

tem said...

rogen ended up a grown up dude at the end of knocked up

tem said...

I thought the chick in that move was Minka Kelly, but apparently it is not.

Brooklon Baby said...

no that's the chick from Bridesmaids the uptight one

she's kinda hot I think she is british

Keef said...

how you a pro pg considered "top" and throw up a doughnut in the playoffs


Como?

Brooklon Baby said...

deron Williams scored zero last night vs. Los Heat

Brooklon Baby said...

supposedly they tell me he's a top pg in this league

my balls he is

for the record which ive said here before, I think he sucks and isn't a true leader

Brooklon Baby said...

browns really won last night not with the picks but with the picks they accumulated

next year two ones like rams had this year and a few later

Brooklon Baby said...

you know your a junkie when your just as pumped for the 2nd and 3rd round draft telecast than you are about the first

honestly its the main reason I even watch college football to familiarize myself with the talent

Brooklon Baby said...

im on to something with these buffalo style home fries

golly I could eat a tub of this shit

my homefrie game is off the charts

Keef said...

You're so awesome

Brooklon Baby said...

oh yeah and vikes have to play outdoors next two years

sucks for teddy

Brooklon Baby said...

I am sort of awesome

thanks

Keef said...

NY Guy left today to go to Turks & Couscous*. Is that like a big spot for NYers? The only people that I've known to go there are from NY

Brooklon Baby said...

I've been there once

wouldn't say it's a "NY" thing

i'll tell what it is though

its fucking awesome

tem said...

browns have been doing well with trades lately.

they are turning it around. soon they will be an above average team. assuming johnny texas pans out.

Brooklon Baby said...

plus if you don't want to go to Jamaica I think its the only other "Beaches" location

tem said...

like that dumb move beaches?

tem said...

keith you lost the QB bet

Brooklon Baby said...

no the resort dummy

Brooklon Baby said...

sandals but for families

Keef said...

keith you lost the QB bet


Cool, now we're even for he 2nd pirates/reds series that you lost and weaseled out of

tem said...

if we are even then now I didn't weasel out on it

tem said...

so we are even and I no longer weaseled out on a bet I never made in the first place.

The Meiz said...

I feel like I've gotten a lot of things done in the past few days. This is a nice change.

Keef said...

The apology wasn't needed but it is appreciated

Blue said...

"I feel like I've gotten a lot of things done in the past few days. This is a nice change."

you and Tyler

Blue said...

"The Buffalo Bills will trade wide receiver Stevie Johnson to the San Francisco 49ers for a conditional fourth-round pick in 2015, sources told ESPN NFL Insider Adam Schefter.'

niners WR corps seems awesome

The Meiz said...

And just like that, the print network goes down and today is now a shit show.

tem said...

san fran will enjoy the 3 good games and 4 injured games it gets per year out of stevie.

Blue said...

hopefully they are opposite the 3 good games and 4 injured games they get from Crabtree, Boldin and Davis.

Blue said...

"san fran will enjoy the 3 good games and 4 injured games it gets per year out of stevie."

why are they only playing 7 games? what is this hikeskool

tem said...

Liam Neeson should remake Lethal Weapon.

tem said...

he only plays 7.

he is hurt a lot. .

The Meiz said...

CFO is down here trying to help out. CFO + Invoices = trainwreck.

tem said...

a good CFO knows not to do any of the manual labor.

they'll just fuck it up worse.

tem said...

the CFO needs to let people do their jobs.

tem said...

"Never been to a BW2 - dying to go"

you'll hate it

Keef said...

niners WR corps seems awesome


If this was 2010

Blue said...

bw2 seems like EPs kind of place

small, local, good eats, good drinks

tem said...

I don't think the waiters will know what he wants and he will be mad.

The Meiz said...

"a good CFO knows not to do any of the manual labor.

they'll just fuck it up worse."

Yep.

The Meiz said...

Gotta put the goddman pier in this weekend.

Jugdish said...

Never been to a BW2 - dying to go



hot bbq

The Meiz said...

New President told our street sales people to not call customer service any more. Only program sales can call.

Blue said...

putting the smack down

Keef said...

Cleveland Browns wide receiver Josh Gordon could face a season-long suspension after a second failed drug test months ago


Shoulda stayed and got Watkins

Blue said...

flash Gordon isn't going anywhere

Brooklon Baby said...

Trey wingos suit is gross

Brooklon Baby said...

Bitonio was a nice pick

Brooklon Baby said...

Carr stays in Cali

Brooklon Baby said...

Falcons need Hyde.

Blue said...

haha Derek carr

he'll love oakland

Brooklon Baby said...

Can't watch this all night with all these commercial interruptions.

Brooklon Baby said...

That's a big boy

Brooklon Baby said...

What are the Bucs doing

Brooklon Baby said...

Laconfora two picks ahead of ESPN. dumb

tem said...

Espn is too far behind.

Keef said...

Didn't espn & nfln have to make an agreement with the nfl last year that tey couldn't tip off picks anymore?

tem said...

No idea. All I know is that the internet was two picks ahead of the tv.

The Meiz said...

I don't follow guys who spoil draft picks. That shit's the worst.

The Meiz said...

Mother's Day dinner last night was bomb. Tomato bisque was on point, and my 10-11oz filet was cooked perfectly. Shit was so good.

tem said...

It was cbssprtsline that was two picks ahead. I bet glazer was a whole round ahead.

Blue said...

Michael vick


that is all

Brooklon Baby said...

that is all, just Michael vick?

Blue said...

yes

Blue said...

why is the time on the blog now in CDT? or is this EST with no daylight savings adjustment

tem said...

Because meiz owns the.blog

Blue said...

I thought H bought it

Keef said...

Don't think, just throw

Keef said...

Marshall Henderson is a clown

The Meiz said...

I have no idea

Blue said...

I don't even know who marshall Henderson is?

Blue said...

oh, the dude from Ole Miss

Blue said...

he's never been the smrts

I'm guessing any hope he had of getting drafted is now completely gone

tem said...

he had 0 hope of getting drafted.

he'll go to Italy and make a lot of money though.

Blue said...

clippers would have drafted him

The Meiz said...

I think I might post tonight.

The Meiz said...

Vintage Meiz tomorrow. I'm in a groove right now. NO PEEKING.

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