Friday, May 16, 2014

Kate Upton Sobe Staring Contest.....Go.

The More You Know section.

Canola oil is made from rapeseeds.

This Really Chaps My Ass section

Fucking people.

Music

Lana Del Ray > Lordes
Burn on that Meiz.

Sports

Hopefully that is the last of Garnett. I know Pierce will stick around which is unfortunate.

Realtionships

Just let her yell and move on. Woman need to yell to release some anger like men need to cum into a sock.

News

Still no plane.

Doughnut

Zeppole, Donut, Churro - WHO YA GOT?

Grocery

My favorite thing to buy from the grocery store is waffles. So convienent. Fuck making fresh waffles.

Comics

Lot's of comic book talk lately with all the movie crap. Why don't they make movies about Family Circus or Archie? Or a Far Side movie starring a weird Billy Bob Thornton.

TV Shows

Fargo. Louie. Archer. FX Network is fire.

Common Sense

You shouldn't say guarantee unless you can actually guarantee.

Candy

Where does all the Easter candy go, do the candy companies ship it all to stores ro do they themselves have overhead they cannot get rid of? I need to know.

Goodbye section

Piece.

220 comments:

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ToddPacker said...

"Lana Del Ray > Lorde
Burn on that Meiz."

I disagree. I'm with mr meiz on that one.

ToddPacker said...

PJ trip to Italy is officially off the table. $460 down the drain

Brooklon Baby said...

Speaking of #Betterman #nowplaying #Pandora

Brooklon Baby said...

Sterling fighting this til the death

Brooklon Baby said...

god damn these fast food workers

Brooklon Baby said...

darden sold Red Lobster

got someone to pay 2.1B for it, private equity firm

Jugdish said...

Sterling fighting this til the death


which isn't too far off

Jugdish said...

let's see if the players refuse to play next year

Brooklon Baby said...

all talk

Jugdish said...

chris paul to any player who plays for the Clippers next season if sterling is still around

Brooklon Baby said...

jug loves him some seinfeld

Jugdish said...

that's true

Aitch said...

Sterling has good reason to fight. If he asks, he will have to pay capital gains tax because he bought the team so cheap back in the day. If he did and his kids inherit the team, then the influence tax is much, much, MUCH less. Right, finance guys? Blue? Tem?

Aitch said...

*if he sells

Aitch said...

**if he dies abd the kids inherit

Aitch said...

***inheritance tax

Aitch said...

I'm typing like EP today.

tem said...

does he have kids?

tem said...

dying will essentially just spread the tax at a higher rate over many years, which is better than paying it all at once even at a lower rate.


plus it is a fallacy to say it is all cap gains, it really depends on how he booked things, how much money he has put into the team, how much he has taken out, lots of variables.

his tax if he sold now would be basically sales price less basis times tax rate.

his basis is a complete unknown to us outsiders. his accountants probably don't even know his true basis in the Clippers.

tax rate is dependent on a lot of variables too.

Brooklon Baby said...

had no idea capital gains tax could be something other than a financial instrument or property

makes sense i guess, an asset is an asset

Brooklon Baby said...

the u.s tax law is the most complicated law in the universe

Blue said...

yes, also have to take into account how much distributions he's taken from the team. how is the team setup, is it an LLC (probably not since that wasn't popular back then).


but the gist of the conversation is correct. more than likely he has a very small basis and will have a very large realized gain.

Blue said...

but still it would be long term cap gain and be taxed at whatever that's at when the sale occurs so like 15%. Which isn't too awful

Blue said...

with inheritance the basis steps up to FMV at the time of the inheritance I believe, so it would reduce the cap gains tax, but you'll have a ton of estate tax (which is a much higher rate)

but it's the same either way in the end, either the kids get cash or they get the team

Blue said...

difference is that he won't be the one writing the check to the IRS.

tem said...

they'd depreciate the step up over time and get benefit from that.

section 754 or something.

tem said...

long term cap is 20% now.

plus some sort of 3.2% Obamacare tax I think.

tem said...

TMTT

tem said...

at the end of the day, sterling will be able to fight this in courts until he dies.

and there is a 0% chance the players boycott the season when the legal courts are still sorting this shit out.

tem said...

"the u.s tax law is the most complicated law in the universe"

us legal system is complicated as fuck too.

Blue said...

"section 754 or something."

that's only allowed if there is additional investment in the company, and the step-up is only for new investment/ownership

TMTT

Brooklon Baby said...

your face is complicated

Blue said...

I read the pentagon's zombie apocalypse plan.

good use of tax dollars

tem said...

" new investment/ownership"

he doesn't own 100% of the team.

so some of the other owners (his wife?) would stay the same.

kids would be new owners, I think.

tem said...

tmtt, but maybe better than 0 talk.

maybe.

Blue said...

I was talking to doblue1 yesterday and told her when I was little I wanted to be an astronaut

she doesn't know what that is because they don't really exist in the US anymore.

which got me thinking. Imaging dreaming of being an astronaut as a kid, and working your whole life to make that dream come true, and then BAM, no more space program

Brooklon Baby said...

i'm sure they could find work with all that fancy schooling it takes to become an astronaut

Keef said...

Just become a cosmonaut

Jugdish said...

which got me thinking. Imaging dreaming of being an astronaut as a kid, and working your whole life to make that dream come true, and then BAM, no more space program



a lot of those astronauts are military pilots so its a decent backup plan.

they still have astronauts, just not as many and they have to hitch a ride with the Russians when we get along with them

Blue said...

along the same lines, some kid watched Neil Armstrong walk on the moon and thought that would be cool

and then we haven't been to the moon in 30 years

Blue said...

damn politicians

Keef said...

and then we haven't been to the moon in 30 years


Seems low

tem said...

I am interviewing people for an entry level accounting job next Wednesday.....

fire away with inappropriate questions for me to ask.

tem said...

red lobster being sold olive garden kept because it has more potential.

Blue said...

lobsters are expensive

The Meiz said...

"I am interviewing people for an entry level accounting job next Wednesday....."

I'll send along my resume. I have a strong finance background.

Keef said...

You'll nerve leave sconnie

Brooklon Baby said...

actually lobsters have never been cheaper (wholesale)

Blue said...

$2.1B says otherwise

Jugdish said...

crab legs are much cheaper

/jameis winston

The Meiz said...

"You'll nerve leave sconnie"

If the price is right, I will.

Keef said...

The price is right is in California

Brooklon Baby said...

if meiz leaves sconnie i'll leave brooklyn

Jugdish said...

ill bet you $1000 you won't

/steve

The Meiz said...

"The price is right is in California"


california dollars are worth less than wisconsin dollars

tem said...

meiz is too uppity to hire.

this is a dead end entry level job, I do not want any suggestions from this person. just enter some shit into the accounting system and go home.

tem said...

don't even think about improving any process.

silent cog

Blue said...

"don't even think about improving any process"

I'm sure the person running the department is incompetent

The Meiz said...

"this is a dead end entry level job, I do not want any suggestions from this person. just enter some shit into the accounting system and go home."


Perfect. I love low expectations.

Keef said...

I have a hard time believing that Manziel's text made the browns pick him

Jugdish said...

it is the browns

Keef said...

Your face is brown

Blue said...

"I have a hard time believing that Manziel's text made the browns pick him "

the question is, how many other teams did he send the same text to?

tem said...

he sent that text to me too, but I told him it wasn't the job he was looking for. he has high expectations.

Keef said...

I like Kid Cruz

Keef said...

Just kidding

tem said...

What is kid cruz?

The Meiz said...

Finally found the flat bottom taco shells. Piggly Wiggly in Jackson has them.

Keef said...

I bought some of those at the store today

NS

The Meiz said...

It's a weird bite, but it works out.

tem said...

flat bottom is the way to go for tacos

Blue said...

flat bottom not so great with women though

Blue said...

speaking of flat bottomed women...I miss beth

Blue said...

wall

Keef said...

I've seen 3 accidents on the news this week here where a car was driving on the wrong side of the freeway and hit another car head on. In all 3 accidents, the car was driving on he wrong side for like 20-30 miles. Must be the popular thing now.

Keef said...

Not a good way to commit suicide because 2 of the 3 wrong way drivers lived

The Meiz said...

2 of the for attractive gals here have flat butts. Kind of a bummer.

tem said...

bitches like that everywhere

Blue said...

can't fake the butt

tem said...

your face is fake butt

Jugdish said...

ha

tem said...

good day

Blue said...

i think we dide

Blue said...

dyed

Brooklon Baby said...

Dead

ToddPacker said...

we need to go back to Monday to Friday posts

Blue said...

yep Monday to friday

Blue said...

although yesterdays post would have had 5 comments

Blue said...

unless it was intriguing

Blue said...

like talking about equine nasal strips

Brooklon Baby said...

Or tax laws

The Meiz said...

I do what I can when I'm feeling motivated to throw some slop up for a post.

Blue said...

yes, tax talk is always riventig

Brooklon Baby said...

Hamburger deluxe

tem said...

we should kidnap some people and make them comment all day.

tem said...

or pay some homeless people to go to an internet café and comment.

ToddPacker said...

I don't want to hear shit from homeless people

The Meiz said...

I do

Keef said...

I don't want to hear shit from homeless people


You have like 1 comment a week

tem said...

that rates him top 8.


Blue said...

his comments are few, but the impact is strong

tem said...

blue, I need some lame interview questions to ask people

Jugdish said...

ask them what their favorite color is

Jugdish said...

olive garden, yes or no? I always ask that

/Lp

tem said...

lots of potential in olive garden

Blue said...

I always ask what they like to do for fun

usually I get shitty responses

Blue said...

for an AP job I always ask if they're familiar with a three way match.

most people are not

Jugdish said...

hornets are back

Keef said...

Ask them if they have issues with getting coffee and donuts for others

tem said...

3 way match sounds like one of those things you can't ask about.

tem said...

I don't like coffee

Keef said...

Diet Pepsi

tem said...

Dang right

ToddPacker said...

"I don't want to hear shit from homeless people


You have like 1 comment a week"


it was more of a joke about me having issues with homeless people.

ToddPacker said...

your face is more of a joke

/standard "your face" comment

Brooklon Baby said...

Ask them where do they see themselves 10 years from now.

That question is the worse.

Keef said...

Your face is more of a joke than homeless people

Keef said...

Bgas2 has pink eye now. Fucking pink eye

ToddPacker said...

"Your face is more of a joke than homeless people"

well played

ToddPacker said...

blue, PJ is announcing 2014 North American dates tomorrow at 1:00. Denver is rumored to be one of the cities. If it is at Red Rocks, I'm gonna need a place to stay.

The Meiz said...

Fucking work. I feel like I accomplished nothing today.

Blue said...

" If it is at Red Rocks, I'm gonna need a place to stay."

you buy me a ticket you can stay at my house


they won't play red rocks though, it only seats 9k people. Last time they came through town they were at the Pepsi Center and then at Mile High

ToddPacker said...

"they won't play red rocks though, it only seats 9k people. Last time they came through town they were at the Pepsi Center and then at Mile High"

yeah, I know. plus it's probably going to be a late fall date. not sure if red rocks does concerts in the fall/winter

Keef said...

Todd has too much money

The Meiz said...

Too much

The Meiz said...

And fuck the Cleveland Cavaliers.

ToddPacker said...

And fuck the NBA*

*fixed

The Meiz said...

It's okay to say you just don't like basketball

The Meiz said...

I'm not posting tonight. If I did, it would be loaded with vitriol and embarrassing angst regarding my newly hired "supervisor". Not pleased.

tem said...

That's when you post

The Meiz said...

No, this would be awful

The Meiz said...

I'd be making personal & character attacks, and that isn't something I want to do in a public forum.

ToddPacker said...

"It's okay to say you just don't like basketball"

I don't like soccer style flopping and crying on almost every play

tem said...

meiz's new boss isn't up to quality for him?


tem said...

I'm shocked. eteo

Jugdish said...

not in a public forum, tem








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Jugdish said...

apparently boston can't build their bridges high enough

tem said...

there is a bridge in Michigan that gets hit like that 3 times a week.

tem said...

Indiana has one too.

tem said...

every now and then they make the news here

Keef said...

Praying for H

Brooklon Baby said...

Did anyone Google the title? Its good.

tem said...

no.

tem said...

ok now I did. she blinks like 20 times and looks away a lot. she lost.

Brooklon Baby said...

Fucking meiz. Like he hasn't bitched out everyone before whoever he doesn't like working with now in the past on here

Brooklon Baby said...

TITS

tem said...

coworker issues to meiz = drama to H.

tem said...

= poor spelling to LP

Keef said...

Like he hasn't bitched out everyone before whoever he doesn't like working with now in the past on here



Whoa

The Meiz said...

I'm trying not to do that. She's just been really aloof and wooden, so far. I'm giving her a fair shake. Drunk Meiz is wildly irrational. You should know that by now.

Blue said...

maybe try giving her a hug...

Blue said...

invite her to lunch...subway

Blue said...

those two things will soften her up

Jugdish said...

give her a keef sanchez

tem said...

take her to the zoo

Keef said...

Motorboat her butt

The Meiz said...

"maybe try giving her a hug..."

Amongst other things

Keef said...

Mallory Edens seems nice

ToddPacker said...

you were right on the Pepsi center, blue

Jugdish said...

did you get blue a ticket?

Jugdish said...

NYC kids

The Meiz said...

"Mallory Edens seems nice"

She's a pretty damn good 18.

Blue said...

PJ is playing on a Wednesday night?

bOO

The Meiz said...

DMB is playing Summerfest on a Wednesday night. That's why I'm not going to that show. I'd have to blow 2 vacation days on it.

Jugdish said...

wall

ToddPacker said...

"PJ is playing on a Wednesday night?"

yeah, Wednesday sucks. I'm not sure what shows I'm going to try to get tickets for. where the hell is moline, Illinois?

ToddPacker said...

St. Paul/Milwaukee back to back nights might be the way to go

ToddPacker said...

Tulsa/ Lincoln is another back to back option

Blue said...

the fuck is in Tulsa and Lincoln

Blue said...

miloblue was supposed to be flying in today


tornadoes east of Denver made that unpossible.

Blue said...

"An NYPD officer, a paramedic, a rabbi and a scoutmaster were among more than 70 people arrested in a major child porn bust"

NYC is the best

Keef said...

Isn't that the same group of people who walked into a bar?

Jugdish said...

they didn't mention the douche* bank employee?

Jugdish said...

S

The Meiz said...

Are we sure that's S?

tem said...

thanks for trying so far thunder

Blue said...

thunder from down under

Blue said...

I could go for some OG breadsticks and Caesar salad

tem said...

who couldn't?

Blue said...

el pad

Brooklon Baby said...

I got blind drunk last night and couldn't make it in to work today

The Meiz said...

I got blind drunk last night and got to work early.

Blue said...

"I got blind drunk last night and couldn't make it in to work today"

duis are the worst

Blue said...

I got blind drunk last night and got to work right on time

Blue said...

the fuck is this lets just hire coaches that are under contract with other teams bullshit

like the Minnesota job is so much better than the Memphis job.

Blue said...

"Lucky fan to make what Phil will at U.S. Open"

blind drunk El Pad must be writing for the WWL now

The Meiz said...

"duis are the worst"

Especially for a guy who takes a train to work

Blue said...

going to rockies game...peic

Keef said...

You have to drive to the train station

Brooklon Baby said...

no

I almost shit my pants on it this morning though so I got off it shit in a station bathroom called a cab and went home

Brooklon Baby said...

been shitting ever since so was wise to stay home

Brooklon Baby said...

Oberon Ales and a few Bookers on the rocks and a shit load of fried food will do that I guess

Keef said...

On Saturday morning, my buddies & I are driving up to go golfing here and then after golfing we're going to get shitcanned here that night.

Keef said...

Then we might go here, depending on how coherent we are

Keef said...

There are 12 of us going, so we may just stay at the bahs*

Jugdish said...

evidence that the players will use against the nfl in their lawsuit

Brooklon Baby said...

your gonna shit your pants the next day

Brooklon Baby said...

Cuban is the man.

Keef said...

your gonna shit your pants the next day




I'm not 3

Keef said...

You would think that a guy who drinks every day would be better with handling his alcohol

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